MASS Chapter 34: Board Games, a vocaloid fanfic

A/N: I know I haven't updates in forever but I assure you I've been working hard on my fics! This is one of those fics I have a great idea with then the more I wrote the more scrambled it got. It was going to be a lemon (Yes, I'm a perverted girl okay) but I forgot the original plot so it became mushy near the end... I should really start writing those things down beforehand...

And I am almost halfway done with my super long fic I've been working on in secret "Thousand Miles"!

Board Games

For Lack of Better Title

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"Leeeen!"

Said boy looked up from his hand drawn calendar at the sound of his mother's voice calling his name. Kagamine Len, being 14, would tell his friends drawing and games were childish and beneath him—though it was all talk. Len loved to express his childhood to the fullest at home or with Rin where he wouldn't be judged or insulted. Rin—Kagami Rin—was Len's closest friend for as long as he could remember. Their parents found out they were both born in the same hospital one day at one of their (Rin and Len) play dates when Len was four and that was the earliest fact of Rin and Len's friendship he could recall. It seemed natural to have her there with him, she seemed like a part of him.

But one chilly Autumn day, their third year of junior high school, Rin and Len had discovered Rin was moving from her family's (Len's family considered Rin and her family to be a part of their family and vice versa though) humble little home to another, more luxurious house… all the way in Honshu. Both friends were completely devastated. They were separated from their closest friend and the most definite thing they had. But they promised to keep in touch, maintaining their long distance relationship with vigor—which comes back to Len's little calendar of recycled paper from the printer.

Next week, six days and twenty four hours from today, Rin would be staying at Len's house for their usual reunions. Rin and Len's family visited each other's houses at least six times a year, usually for about a week, nonetheless, Len was excited as usual.

"Yes mother?" Len asked, running down the stairs to the kitchen where his mother was hanging up the phone.

A large smile was plastered on her face along with a playful, secretive gleam in her eyes. Something has to be up… Len thought, praying it wasn't another dentist appointment rescheduled to an earlier date. Len was a good boy, responsible about his shiny white teeth, but the needles and sound of drills from the other rooms still gave him anxiety.

"I just talked to Rin's parents," Len immediately became interested and anxious.

"And it seems Rin will be here sooner than expecte-" Mrs. Kagamine paused as the sound of a car pulling into the driveways was heard outside the front door.

"Perfect timing,"

Len instantly screamed rather girlily and pulled his mother into a quick hug before quickly dashing to the front door before his mother pulled him back by the shoulder.

"Whoa, slow down bug guy, we can't be suddenly glomping her to death! She's probably tired from the long flight and drive so we have to let her rest a little first and finish fixing up that guest room. The Kagami's, your father and I are all going out for lunch and some shopping so be sure to make Rin feel at home." Mrs. Kagamine ordered, amused at her son's excitement and slight disappointment that he couldn't attack her immediately as usual.

"But she is at home." Mrs. Kagamine smiled and patted her son of the shoulder as the doorbell rang.

Mr. Kagamine was the first to answer, as his study was diagonal from the front door and he was already aware of the change of plans, just as eager as Mrs. Kagamine about their trip—no one in the family could match Len's happiness.

"Leon!" Mr. Kagamine called as he hugged the man at the door (A/N: You know those half-hugs-because-I'm-awkward-and-don't-want-to-seem-gay-but-I-want-you-to-know-we're-friends thing guys do to other guys?).

"Rinto, good to see ya!" Leon—Mr. Kagami—replied with a bright smile.

The two fathers shared a smile and a small handshake before Mr. Kagamine kindly took the man's bags and invited him in. Two two wives quickly hugged upon seeing each other, complimenting each others' appearances and for Mrs. Kagami, homes.

"Did you repaint the hallway? It's lovely." Mrs. Kagami complimented sincerely with a smile as she glanced around the room while Mrs. Kagamine offered to take the heavy bags Mrs. Kagami was holding. She gladly accepted the help.

"Oh, Rinto and I decided it was about time we focused on ourselves and our house a little more since our LenLen is so dependant and grown up now." The women laughed and continued their chatter up the stairs about "LenLen". Len would usually be humiliated and demand his mother to "shut up" but the small girl trudging three heavy bags preoccupied him at the moment.

"I'll get those," Len declared with anticipation of getting her up to his room (A/N: Not like that, pervs! XDDDD…maybe) to glomp her freely and finally have his best friend back where he saw she belonged.

"Thanks!" She replied gratefully, a little surprised at Len's sudden personality change and that his voice was slightly deeper. The Len she'd visited two years ago's voice was about the same as her own young voice despite his age and he was usually teased for it by schoolmates or even confused for Rin herself by their parents. The Len two years ago also would have attacked her with hugs and a girly scream before she could even reach the door—not that she minded. This Len made her feel a bit self conscious, as if he wasn't as obsessed with her as when they were younger.

Has he found someone else, a new best friend better than me?

Rin shook away the depressing thoughts as they reached Len's bedroom. Len lightly placed her luggage on his queen sized bed with yellow sheets.

"You got a new bed…" Rin announced more to herself than him.

Len shrugged nonchalantly before suddenly glomping her onto the said new bed. Rin couldn't help but to burst into fits of giggles, happy to see Len hadn't really changed much at all. Len, on the other hand, noticed Rin had changed a BIG deal. He blushed at the thought as he felt a lot more "comfort" on her chest than usual. Last time Len checked—not that he checked of course, he adds in his mind blushing furiously—Rin was as flat as a pancake. Len could guess from the experience of hearing the girls at his school's Girls Volley Ball team that she was a good 32 C. His blush only intensified and he quickly untangled his body from hers, stood, and turned around to hide his face.

Rin, sitting up as well, suddenly spoke.

"Isn't there a guest room across the hall?" She asked, realizing he'd thrown her items in his room instead.

Len was about to answer when a sudden thought crossed his mind. The more he thought about Rin in a separate room from his, even if just down the hall, didn't seem to sit well with him. He and Rin shared rooms when they were younger at sleepovers (if you could call them that, as they were together 23 hours a day, one hour apart for showering and that was about it) or when there was a scary storm. Would it not be any different if they slept together now?

"We didn't thing you'd be here so soon so it isn't really finished." He lied, the first time he'd ever lied to her at all. For some reason he didn't feel as guilty as he should.

"Oh. Sorry for the inconvenience." Rin said softly.

There was an awkward silence for a moment, neither really knowing what to say.

"Leeeeen, Riiiiin!" Their parents called from downstairs. Both teens quickly came downstairs to see their parents all standing in the living room with happy expressions.

"We're leaving to the shopping district now, make sure to lock the doors and don't burn the house down or anything stupid. Check your phones in case we need to call and," Mrs. Kagami ordered like the usual overprotective mother before turning to face Len directly and leaning slightly to his level. He was already almost as tall as her, obviously son of the Tall Kagamines unlike the less lucky Short Kagamis.

"Use protection, at least until you two are married."

She whispered with a knowing smirk before standing straight and winking at him.

Len's face instantly challenged a ripe tomato and he could only manage sputtering out random syllables looking like a flabbergasted fish out of water. Ms. Kagami and the rest of the adults left the room, most with confused expressions to what the usually polite woman could have said to spark such a reaction from Len.

Rin and Len quickly rushed to Len's bedroom after their parents had left, eager to find something to do.

"How 'bout we play a board game?" Len suggested, bored with nearly everything in his nice sized room. Rin shrugged as she tiredly plopped down on Len's bed.

"Sure,"

Len gave her the "one moment" hand gesture and raced down the hall to his parents' room. Once there, hesitating at first as if they were still home, he headed straight for the closet. It was a fairly large closet, filled with Mrs. Kagamine's stuff on one side and his father's on the other. At the top shelf lie a large box Len had seen once or twice when he was younger as his parents were putting the games up. They had never played when he was there, he really didn't know or really care. A game was a game right? Oh how wrong he was…

Len quickly took the box from its place, memorizing its position so his parents wouldn't suspect a thing. "Couple's Paradise Game Collections" was the title.

"Couple means two people," Len announced to himself, hurrying back to Rin. Rin immediately look up when she heard him enter the room. He quickly sat down across from her on the bed sitting in a criss-cross-apple-sauce position and presented his findings.

"My parents play it all the time, it must be fun." He said nonchalantly, opening the large cardboard box.

Inside lie a pink sheet of paper, along with a blue one, two white papers, and a few boards, dice, and other game-related tools.

Len was the first to pick up the pink paper as Rin chose the blue.

"I think this is yours?" Len half asked, pointing to the title that said "GIRL" in bold black letters. Rin nodded in agreement and handed Len the blue one that had "BOY" written on it. The two slowly read over the papers with confused and at parts embarrassed faces.

GIRL

Welcome to Couple's Paradise Game Collections. Tonight you will play an exciting, arousing series of games so explore your natural instincts and discover new and thrilling things about one another. ;)

For ladies the Game is all in your hands. Game meaning the torturous seduction you will induce on your partner. Men have simple, selfish minds and tendencies, only two things can break through these habits to bring out the man to satisfy you in and out of bed every day:

Sex

And the football game

Unless you're willing to put on a cup and get tackled to the dirty ground by apes with bad BO we're doing the first one.

1. We will first start off with an innocent game of Truth of Dare, you will be given a set of questions for your partner on a separate sheet of paper. Try to be inquisitive—but don't pry. Men hate prying. ;(

2. You will play a little game of Economic Truth—AKA: Monopoly. Find how your partner would deal with money and stress and see the true him!

3. A short game of Twister will heat things up a bit and you feel each other's bodies on the game mat. Remember to tease not please!

4. If that game of Twister wasn't hot enough for you next is the touching game! In Lick-Lick Pat-Pat you and your partner will be given dares to follow or lose points. These dares can be anything from "make your lover a sandwich" or "eat an ounce of wasabi" to "fight for dominance with each other's tongues like no tomorrow"!

***The Game's total points must be counted for each game and at the end the person with more points is the winner. Losers must do whatever the winner commands! ;)***

BOY

For the gentlemen the game is all about power over your partner. Feel like a true man, make your lady beg and do anything you ask for! Imagine a world with no nagging, no smart remarks, no periods…

Well, sorry to bust your bubble but this world doesn't exist yet. However, this game does.

This game will allow you to break down the stubborn complexity of a woman's mind and to form her into anything you want. You will also most likely score tonight. ;)

1. We will first start off with an innocent game of Truth of Dare, you will be given a set of questions for your partner on a separate sheet of paper. Don't worry, this won't be like a girly chick-game, I promise!

2. You will play a little game of Economic Truth—AKA: Monopoly. See the complex mind of women when money is involved shatter to tiny pieces as you beat her with ease.

3. A short game of Twister will heat things up a bit and you feel each other's bodies on the game mat. It's like a private strip tease from your little lady just for you!

4. If that game of Twister wasn't hot enough for you next is the touching game! In Lick-Lick Pat-Pat you and your partner will be given dares to follow or lose points. These dares can be anything from "draw a picture" or "eat an ounce of wasabi" to Win dominance with her tongue like no tomorrow"!

***The Game's total points must be counted for each game and at the end the person with more points is the winner. Losers must do whatever the winner commands! ;)***

"I guess we should start with number one," Rin trailed off, blushing furiously. Len quickly nodded and took the sheets of paper out. This time it was four stacks of cards, one saying "BOY TRUTH" "BOY DARE" and the other "GIRL TRUTH" and "GIRL DARE". They picked their cards and began.

"I'll go first. Truth or dare?" Len asked, hoping the first card wasn't something perverted.

"Truth." Rin chose, thinking the choice would lead to less perverted situations. Len picked up the first card and turned it over to read out loud.

"Who was your first boyfriend…?" Len read awkwardly.

Rin shifted uncomfortably and an awkward silence filled the air.

"No one I guess…" Len noticed Rin's slightly downcast tone but quickly dismissed it, thinking he was just imagining things.

"Your turn,"

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare…"

A/N: I'm such a perv. XDDDDD I can't believe I wrote "Lick-Lick Pat-Pat"... I must've been high. I'm considering finishing this though I've come up with another idea with this fic only not with pervy board games...

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