I really love the idea of this, I don't even know why.
Also, shoutout to the inspiration of this OC- the lovely Kem'Ajiana
And thank you to Kem'Ajiana and Google for the information I use in these parts
Okay I'm just changing EVERYTHING ENJOY
She was laying on the couch, a pillow shoved between her back and the back of the couch. James was balancing precariously on her hip, his head leaning down on her baby bump. His ears would flicker when the baby moved, but he just continued purring. Remus had gone to check the enchantments, which he did twice a day now- despite nothing changing.
The front door opened, and as Harry entered, James stood and stretched, stepping onto her shoulder and jumping over the arm of the couch. He meowed an urgent greeting to Harry, weaving around Harry's legs.
"Hey, Jamie." Harry said, leaning down and scratching the cat's head. James purred, rubbing against his hand gratefully.
"Oh, sure, leave me because Harry gets home." Tonks commented, sitting up. "Where are Sirius and Erin?"
Harry shrugged, stepping over the cat and sinking onto the other couch. "Sirius is trying to convince her to fix his hair. I don't know where they went-"
"Did they make you walk back here alone?"
"No, no, they walked me to the barriers at least- I don't know where they went after that." Harry said. "Remus?"
"Doing the usual, checking enchantments."
"Right. I'm going to head to bed, Sirius said we have to be up early-"
"We don't, the wedding's in the afternoon. I know I'm not getting up early." Tonks said. "Sleep in, no one cares anymore."
"Moony! Join me for a drink." Sirius said, pulling Remus into the kitchen.
"I'd rather-"
"I was talking to Erin, and she still won't turn my hair back."
"She's stubborn." Remus said as they sat at the table.
"But, Moony, we haven't shagged in days." Sirius complained. "I don't know why she did the hair thing, but now she's-"
"You're talking to the wrong person, Pads."
"Oh, right." Sirius said, taking a swig of firewhiskey. "I wouldn't think that would-"
"Sirius, she's your cousin, we don't need to have this conversation." Remus said, sighing.
"You know you don't need a woman, right?"
"Maybe that was your thing, but- We are not having this conversation." Remus said firmly. "You need sleep, you're sloshed-"
"I'm sloshed a lot." Sirius said. "But no, I don't need sleep. I need to convince Erin to fix my hair."
"Well, I do need sleep." Remus said, standing. "Get some sleep. Knowing you, you'll be up before 6am."
"Enchantments still holding up?" She asked with a smirk as Remus slipped into bed next to her. "You were gone longer-"
"Yes." Remus said, sighing. "Well, no. And I was just with Sirius."
"No?"
"The Fidelius Charm, it keeps falling, and I can't keep bringing Bill over here for us to recast it."
She rolled over and sat up. "What? Why?''
Remus shrugged. "I don't know. Bill's Secret Keeper, only Order members know where we are, so I don't understand it." He said. "The other enchantments are still holding, you can't get within a mile of us, though. It should keep us relatively safe."
There was a thump and a giggle from the hallway.
"At this rate, they're going to be the next ones to have a baby." Remus commented.
"I don't know, do you think they're really careless-"
"Sirius doesn't exactly have a lot of self restraint. Besides, it only takes one forgetful person." He said, rubbing a hand over her belly.
"Well, you were slacking off with the lessons, Professor." Tonks said, shifting so they were closer. "You haven't taught me much for a while."
He cupped her face, pulling her into a kiss. "I'll teach you more, I promise." He whispered.
"You still owe me the birds." She whispered.
Sirius walked into the kitchen, his hair finally the shade of black it was meant to be.
"Ah, so you convinced her." Remus commented, looking up from the Daily Prophet.
"It was a simple charm, I should have known it- joke's on me, I suppose." Sirius said, shrugging.
"And the joke was in me last night." Erin muttered, shoving passed Sirius into the kitchen. She was wearing a pale green dress, and carrying her shoes.
Sirius clutched his chest dramatically. "Oh, Erin, you scared me- I thought you were a troll."
"Fuck off, Black. Remus, your wife's having some trouble upstairs. And Sirius, go get dressed."
Remus stood, disappearing from the kitchen. Sirius turned, and Erin stuck a foot out behind his. He stumbled backwards, landing on his backside.
"Fuck, Erin!"
"I thought dogs landed on their feet?"
"That's cats!"
Erin snorted.
"Feeling alright?" Remus asked.
She was leaning forward, her hands on the dresser. She was wearing a dark purple dress which was only partially buttoned, her hair blonde and curly. "Hmm?" She asked, standing up and facing him. "Oh, yeah, I'm fine. Just a little back ache, and I can't get my dress buttoned and Erin said she'd send you up."
"Right." Remus said, and she turned around again, and he gently buttoned the last three buttons on her dress. "You know, I'd rather unbutton this-"
"Well, I will need help doing that later." She said, laughing. She turned to him, wrapping her arms around him gently. He wrapped one arm around her, rubbing her back in slow circles.
He ran his other hand through her hair. "Blonde?"
"Do you not like it?" She asked.
"I like your hair no matter what colour it is."