Disclaimers: yeah, if I owned One Piece, Sanji would be the only character

Chapter 34: Getting Back to Reality

"I'll take the trash out." Luna said, everyone sat around at dinner, but Matt was missing. She reached in the trash, but Sanji held her hand.

"Ah, Luna-chwan, I shall do this for you." Sanji said, she responded by brushing his hand away and picking up the bag. "Hm?"

"Let me do this." Luna said, a bit firm. He gave her a strange look while she walked out the door, Zoro gave that eagle/suspicion stare.

"There's something wrong with her." Zoro said.

"What do you know, shit-swordsman?" Sanji barked, the swordsman rolled his eyes and everyone else went back to eating. After dinner, Sanji realized that Luna didn't come back...his first instinct? Find her and ask the question. "Luna-chwan!" He went around deck before heading to the back of the ship. "Dear! I-WHAT-THE-FUCK?!"

He found Matt making out Luna, his tongue was running along her neck and worse...she was enjoying it! Hell, she was even smiling and laughing from pleasure. Matt jumped at his yell and turned around, he gave a smirk. Sanji gave a stare at Luna, it wasn't his normal-I-wanna-be-with-you-for-ever-stare. Actually, it was hard to even read. She, o the other hand, didn't really care for the situation. "Nice trash you're throwing out, you slutty mongrel."

"Like I care." Luna said, she licked her lips with her tongue, hugged Matt tighter, then gave the wolf like grin. She reached in Matt's belt and pulled out his gun, she pulled the trigger at Sanji. Everything went white.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!"

"SANJI!" Chopper was screaming. "SANJI!"

"BOTH OF YOU, SHUT THE HELL UP!" Zoro yelled, clearly pissed off. Sanji glanced around in his bed, the lights were on and every man was up in the room. "Bloody idiot."

Chopper handed Sanji a towel. "You're sweating pretty hard."

"Well duh, he had a nightmare." Reese said, Sanji whiped his forhead and neck while getting out of his bed. "Where're you going?"

"Where's Matt?" Sanji asked.

"Why?" Usopp asked, he was sitting up with a teddy bear. They watch Sanji go to Matt's bed and take out a gun Matt always hid under his pillow. "No, you can't do that."

"Do what?" Luffy asked, being clueless, as usual. Sanji aimed Matt's gun at Luffy's head, Zoro had his sword out and at the ready. "That doesn't look good."

"DON'T MAKE ME MASACARE EVERYONE ON BOARD, CRAP-KID!" Sanji roared.

"Turning against your captain isn't going to help." Franky said.

"We don't even know what your problem is." Brooke said.

"SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!" he roared, he pulled the trigger on Chopper, who flew against the wall. Zoro lept at him, but Sanji kicked his jaw up and shot him squarely in the heart. Again, he kept pulling the trigger until everyone was gone...okey, Franky was predtending to be "dead". Sanji calmy walked out and closed the door, Nami came rushing from deck.

"Sanji-kun! What the hell happened?"

"Nami-san, where's Luna-chan?"

"I dunno-"

The trigger was pulled in her neck and he went on to the back of the Sunny to find Luna and Matt making out...wow, dreams, I mean, nightmares DO come true! "Get your damn tongue off her."

"Interesting." Matt said, doing something worser than sexual harassment...or at least, that's that Sanji thought of it.

"Srew it." Sanji muttered, he pulled the trigger on his own head and everything went white as he fell overboard. He woke up, again, in his hammock. Everyone was sleeping noisily, and unharmed. Sanji rubbed his head, no bullet holes, thank god! He gave a sigh of relief as he went to the bathroom to wash his face, but before he left, he took the gun under Matt's pillow (Matt himself wasn't there) and placed it in his pants, then covered it ove with his shirt. Meanwhile, Becky climed out of Sanji's locker.

"Is he gone?"

"He went to the bathroom." Usopp said.

"Great!" Becky smiled. "Anyone who wants to see Sanji have an emotional breakdown, wake up and come with me."

Franky, Brooke, Chopper, Luffy, Tsuki, Usopp, Reese, and of course, Zoro fallowed the ten year old out of the room. They met the ladies outside. Meanwhile, at the back of the Sunny, Luna sat down on the ground, her ears and nose twitched. "I sense him."

"Where is he?" Matt asked.

She pressed her ear on the floor. "Bathroom, other words, the other side of the wall."

"Okey, we can start to make the noises right now, or wait." Matt said.

"...are you giving me free will?" Luna asked.

"Yes...I may be your stalker, but at least I'm a gentleman." Matt sincerly said. "It's just...I'd rather have a girl fall for me than force her to love me. You must-umph!"

Matt felt Luna's lips on his. Sanji appeared, SHIT! It was JUST LIKE his dream(s)! First thing Sanji did, pull out the gun. Matt shoved Luna away, softly of course, and went for his belt, his own gun wasn't there! "Where did you get that?"

"Your pillow." Sanji replied.

"Pillow?!" Luna asked. "Did you even take it with you here, Matt?"

"No, I thought I had it with me."

"I'm going to commit suicide, then wake up in my bed, and think this was all a dream." Sanji said. "But I want answers on what's happening."

"Oh, crap, he thinks he's in the dream world!" Nami said. "How many nightmares did you put him through?!"

"I dunno, two?" Becky shrugged.

"Baka, he'll masacare us all." Zoro said, keeping his hand on his sword.

"Two is enough to make one go mad." Franky said.

"I've got a plan." Brooke said.

"And it is?" Chehero said.

"First, I need to see Robin's panties-"

"NOW IS NOT THE TIME!" Chehero yelled, punching his head.

"Gomen..."

"...so that's it." Luna said after her long explanation, she was stepping closer to Sanji, who lowered his arm. "I know you're going to marry me, but...I don't think it'll work out."

"It's still this is a dream." Sanji muttered, not looking at her.

"Get back to reality, then."

"This isn't reality. You're breaking up with me! You're even-" she slapped him across hte face.

"If you won't listen to me, then try to come out of this nightmare!" Luna hopped on the railing, then jumped overboard.

"LUNA!" Chehero yelled, everyone came to the rails and looked down. Sanji stood there.

"I'll wake up. Someone, tell me this is fake." Sanji said, sounding crazy. "I'll wake up eventually."

"SANJI!" Becky cried, she was at his knees. "This isn't a dream, we're in reality!"

"If I save her, would I wake up?" Sanji asked. "After all, you're controlling my dream."

"Yes! Now go get her!" everyone yelled at the chef.

"Sanji-kun." Nami said, Sanji got on the rails, then hopped overboard.

"Who's the idiot that did this?" Franky asked.

"Okami-chan herself." Robin said.

"No, me. It's all my fault." Becky said, she sat on the ground and burried her face in her hands. Tsuku sat on the railing, his scythe out.

"Normally, I wouldn't say such things to humans." Tsuki said. "But this night isn't my time to claim her life."

"You mean she'll live?" Nami said, they had their eyes on the shinigami, who gave a curt nod. Smiles went across their faces.

"Wow! It must be awesome to be a shinigmi!" Luffy exclaimed, there was a loud splash and Sanji suddenly jumped on deck with Luna in his arms.

"Someone ordered a fresh sea wolf?" Sanji asked, jokingly. That, however, was a bad joke. "Why am I not waking up?"

"Get...(cough)...back to reality." Luna spat out water, Sanji's smile went away and he hugged her tightly as he sat.

"I'm sorry..."

"Listen, I still broke up with you." Luna said, Tsuki pulled out his deathnote.

"What are you doing?" Matt asked, Tsuki started scribbling something. "Tsuki."

"You kids have had your fun, and my fun too." Tsuki said, he showed the deathnote to them, all four teens and kid's names were written across the pages. "And you keep eluding death."

"No." Sanji said, looking up and shaking his head. "You can't!"

"Tsuki." Luffy said. "What happens when you write a name in that thing?"

"You die in 40 seconds, and nothing can stop it."

"Wait, you said Luna was going to live longer!" Becky yelled, she got up.

"I lied." Tsuki smiled, he bit an apple. Perhaps he hid it in his fur for safe-keeping? "You have exactally 5 seconds...4...3...2...-"

Reese grabbed his chest yelling,"My chest!", then fell overboard. "Reese!" Zoro said, at the same time, Becky went over too.

"Becky!" Robin exclaimed, she was able to watch her when her arms appeared from the Sunny's side. Chehero suddenly fell too, Luffy stretched his arm and grabbed her by her waist. He dragged her on deck and held her. In a second, Mat was gone, all they heard was a splash. Matt's hat, however, stayed on deck next to Sanji. Luna gave a sad look, Sanji had his hand under his back, so he felt a loud thump. She was dead. Chopper scurried to Sanji, he checked Luna's pulse, nothing. He then rushed to Chehero, nothing.

"Are they?" Franky asked, already knowing the answer. Chopper had tears flowing, then nodded before bursting into tears with Usopp. Brooke took off his hat and placed it on his chest. Nami was in tears, and was sharing tissues with Robin, who was crying too. Luffy kissed Chehero's lips. Before leaving her, he took off his hat and placed it on her face. Tsuki was laughing. Zoro muttered,"Shit happens, shit happens." Sanji just held Luna, pretending that she's sleeping. Suddenly...Sanji started kicking her face? WTF?!

WHAM!

"MOTHER-!" Luna woke up, she saw Becky on the side of her bed with a pillow case full of bricks and realized that Becky gave her a wake-up call. "BECKY! GET OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!"

"Hey, she has a right to wake you up you know." Nami said.

"You were screaming in your sleep." Robin said, she pointed out that Luna's sheets were on the floor and were wet from sweat.

"I had you in a nightmare. Man, it was prety funny. I had you start dreaming when you were playing the truth game ysterday."

"So what Robin said yesterday was fake?" Luna asked.

"What did I say?"

"You were moaning, screaming, moaning, and screaming." Chehero said (that don't sound right)

"Where's Sanji?" Luna asked.

"It's 5 in the moring, they must be sleeping-" Robin said, Luna rushed out of their room and into the men's cabin, she found Sanji bed and the chef himself sleeping inside of it. She jumped in and he woke up.

"Wha? Whozza?" Sanji asked sleepily, Luna spressed her lips on his and he was fully awake. "What? You wanna sleep with me?"

"Can I? I had a nightmare..." Luna explained her dream to him.

"Luna-chan, I'd never hurt you." Sanji said caringly.

"And you're not going to marry me?"

"Why? Do you want me to?" (yeah, I bet ALL you Sanji fangirls would wanna have him ask you the question)

"No." after several minutes, they fell asleep. Several hours later, Matt woke up to see Luna's foot poking out of Sanji's bed.

"I hate getting back to reality." Matt mumbled.

To tell the truth, I thought this was going to be the last chapter, lol!