Is it bad that I feel like I'm running out of all the good fairy tale characters to do?
Disclaimer: You wouldn't believe how long it took me to figure out how to spell "masseuse."
Captain Hook:
1. Masseuse:
No explanation needed.
2. Hand Model:
"The Captain has on our newest accessory. Just look at how sleek it is, Susan."
"He is just killing it—I am so jealous, Karen. How does he work those angles so well?"
3. Cruise Ship Captain:
Buy your one-way ticket on the Neverland Cruise Line today! No refunds offered. Subject required to never age. Must be physically able to outrun crocodiles and deal with feisty fairies. Must be a child at heart to purchase tickets.
4. Time Keeper:
It's his tell-tale heart.
5. Hat Maker:
The man's got style.