Waluigi Tells Birdo About His Energetic Youth
Waluigi was having a chat and stroll with Birdo down the nearby Mount Ethernia, of which was covered with grassy moss more than the typical snow. As the rain poured heavily, Waluigi began reflecting on his past to Birdo, who was curious to hear. All in the while as Birdo held tight to her pretty pink umbrella.
"Oh Birdo, how long have you ever witnissed such majesty on this mountain?" Waluigi commented as he bent down and started petting the moss, "Why, I haven't felt this enchanted since my youthful days back in the big city..."
Birdo gasped as she covered her mouth. "You mean... you have an extensive past that I've never heard about until now?" She asked curiously.
Waluigi nodded, grinning as he stood back up and approached Birdo, placing both of his hands on her smooth shoulders. "That's right, my sweet. It wasn't raining like it does here, but the atmosphere was fine enough for me to adapt." He laughed as he placed both his hands on his chest, "Besides, I was having too fun being a local menace back then! Oh, what fun have I ensued!"
The scene then quickly flashes into the past, some forty to fifty years, and we then see the entire background is a huge metropolis located somewhere in the southwesternmost point of the planet. Around the construction sites, was Waluigi as a five year old, wearing the very same purple overalls he would be donning for the rest of his life. As he cheerfully swung from one pipe to the next aboard the strings holding them up, he landed on one of the platforms, looking down to see that he was thirty feet above the ground.
"Waa haa haa! Looks like-a Waluigi has-a triumphed, once more!" Waluigi triumphally boasted as he pounded his chest, turning to his left to see three purple-colored Eggplantmen coming his way. He pounded his chest like a gorilla as he began spinning around like a tornado, knocking the three Eggplantmen right off the platform and down onto the ground, where they splattered into different pieces of eggplant.
Waluigi then started climbing one of the poles, reaching the fourth level as he ran towards a snoozing construction worker and puleld out his underwear, laughing as he jumped onto another moving platform, sticking his tongue out as the construction worker angrily shouted at Waluigi while trying to keep his pants up. Waluigi then climbed up the rope and sat on top of the yellow-colored construction crane, getting a nice view of the city from a resonable angle as he then slid down, landing in the nearby mud pile, where he emerged, laughing joyfully as his childhood friends helped to get him out, eventually deciding to join in on the fun.
Waluigi sighed as he slightly dazed off, sitting on one of the white rocks with Birdo. Birdo couldn't help but giggle as she seemed intrigued by Waluigi's perky youth, wanting to know more as she pulled out a couple of sandwiches for her and Waluigi to eat as Waluigi continued describing his energetic young adventures.