"I am about to CHOKE YOU WITH MY OWN…" Jimmy said. "Ah, I give up. Your stupidity isn't worth wasting vitality!"
Zim connected the cloaking device to the ship, programmed a few things, and the ship turned invisible, while I still floated through the blueness of the multiverse "lobby". The ship now entered into Tremorton. Everyone was shocked to see what was going on inside the town. Giant mechs were walking over the place, ships were flying by, small bugs were flying everywhere, buildings had Cluster banners on them, and the citizens were slaves. The beam was also in plain view, despite it being from a distance.
"My home!" Jenny said, getting up.
"The Irken mechs!" Zim said, looking at the giant suits. "Time to complete the Tallests' orders!"
"Wait Zim, you can't attack them yet, and I know you won't take orders from me, or anyone on this ship! But we can't just go straight ahead and attack their army!" Jimmy said.
"I don't care." Zim responded, as he tried to jump out the window. However, Dib immediately zapped Zim from the back.
"It's for the team, Zim!" Dib said.
"Wait, how do we know that this fourth beam isn't a trap? For all we know, this Vexas might have a surprise for us?" Timmy asked.
"We may not know the details, but right now, we need to land somewhere out of the Clusters' range." Jimmy said.
"Try the woods!" Jenny said, as both Jimmy and Carl navigated the ship to where the woods were. Meanwhile, down in the ground, Melody was busy watching over the slaves. However, she detected something in the air. Through her own eyes, she scanned the sky, and saw the ship. With her dead eyes, she now found a new target.
The ship then landed somewhere in the middle of the woods.
"Hey, can we do a slow motion scene with us walking out?" Sheen asked.
"How are we even going to do that?" Timmy said. "This isn't even a TV special!"
"LET THE MIND DO THE WORK!" Sheen said.
Now, in your mind, picture the toons walking out of the back of the ship. First, it was Spongebob, Timmy, Jimmy, Lincoln and an injured Jenny in front. Then, it was Manny, Frida, Sheen and Carl, with Sheen waving at the reader. Then, it was Patrick and Sandy, with Patrick giving a quick punch to Sandy, which she replies by socking him in the face. Then, it was Clyde, Ronnie Anne, Sam and the fairies. Then, it was Zim, GIR, Dib, and Gaz, STILL ON HER Game Slave. Then, it was Goddard on Lily.
"So now what's our next move?" Spongebob asked.
"We must find a way to attack the Clusters, and get to the beam!" Jimmy said. "But we're going to need to stay out here to stay undetec…"
BOOM! The entire woods were blown up, as every tree was thrown out of the way. Now, the entire gang was in clear view, and was found by Melody.
"Well that fell right through the window." Sandy said. Melody immediately pulled out all of her weapons in back of her, ready to blow up the whole team. But then, she was shot in the back. Jenny was still dented and in a bad condition, but she was still able to fly in the air. "If you want to hurt my friends, you have to fight me first!" Jenny said.
"Jenny, you're not in the best condition!" Jimmy said.
"She looks like she will break you into pieces!" Lincoln said.
"I don't care. I'm the reason she's like this anyways!" Jenny said. "Come at me, Melody!"
Melody zoomed towards Jenny, knocking her in the chest, then threw her entire body into a rectangular building, which Jenny then turned into ruins.
"We have to help her!" Sam said.
"I'm on it!" Jimmy took off with Goddard, Manny followed, and Zim even started going, while riding on GIR. The others ran along with the three heroes.
Jenny quickly got back up, and tried to punch Melody again. But Melody caught her fist, and then sent her own arm flying still holding Jenny's hand in a grip. Jenny was sent crashing through a billboard, and then into a science museum, where she rammed into the "World of Tomorrow's Tomorrow" exhibit, next to the displays of Johnston's Rocket jetpack, Frtiz' Maria the Machine Woman, and Conran's giant robot of Tomorrow. She was now in more of a bad condition, as she could barely stand up. However, she still was willing to fight Melody. Melody was about to take Jenny out with missile, but out popped Jimmy, using his Tornado Blaster to send Melody flying away. She quickly got up, but then Manny sliced her into pieces. She formed herself quickly, and then Zim started to beat up Melody again, without his PAK legs.
"GIR! Destroy the machine!" Zim said.
"Okey dokey!" GIR said, as his eyes and blue parts turned red, as he was about to rip her chest out.
"Wait, don't destroy her!" Jenny said.
"Alright, I've had enough of this!" Squidward said, walking out in the middle of the heroes.
"Squidward?" Jimmy asked. "How did you get over here so fast?"
"Who cares about that, Neutron?! This has been the most disasterous day of my life!" Squidward started walking into the museum. "First, I'm dragged onto this whole stupid mission, then I'm running for my lives against these stupid bugs!" Squidward was walking towards Jenny. "Then I'm almost destroyed by those disgusting creatures! I should've never joined this whole thing! I should've stayed home and played my cello!"
Jimmy realized something. "Cello? I thought you played the clarinet."
Squidward's eyes widened, as he then shocked Jenny in the back. "Now she's in my cold metal hands!" Squidward gave his trademark laugh, which quickly turned into Vexas' laugh. It was another disguise by Vexas again.
"You again!" Zim tried to jump at Vexas, but she swung at him, sending him flying towards GIR. Manny tried, but it was the same result. Even Jimmy tried shooting at her with the blaster, but Vexas put up a force field. "I've gotten stronger ever since our last duel! I'll be claiming my prize now, boys! Melody, rid them!" Vexas continued flying, as Lincoln and Clyde were now flying towards her. Lincoln used his laser hands, and Clyde used his gum bombs, both of which failed. Vexas shot the two down, as Sandy and Ronnie Anne caught both of them. Vexas then teleported back to wherever she was heading.
"Jenny!" Spongebob called out. "We have to save her! These Clusters have gone too far!"
The gang was now in front of Melody.
"There must be a way to numb her and revert her back to her old programming!" Jimmy said.
"Quick, I wish Melody was back to normal!" Nothing happened.
"See? What did I say?" Jimmy asked. "You can't use magic to solve science!"
"No, the Clusters are too powerful for our magic!" Wanda said.
Now the gang was ready to face the gunfire.
"Hey look, a shooting star!" Patrick said, pointing to the sky.
On top of the museum, a sparkle came in the sky.
"Is that a falling star?" Sandy asked.
The thing came closer, as the toons now recognized what was coming.
"It's a spaceship!" Frida cried.
Inside the spaceship, the sounds of screaming were heard, as they came hurling towards Earth. Melody quickly turned her head around. The ship then crashed through the museum and crushed Melody, right when she was about to shoot the ship down.
"Hooray! I wished for a super cool spaceship!" Patrick said. "Ah, but I wanted a blue one!"
"Actually, I believe the Soda Gods answered our requests!" Sheen said.
"Well, I'm ready to take these Clusters!" Lincoln said, sticking his hands out.
The NCP gang climbed out of the back of the ship.
"UGHHH…I am bored!" Lori said crawling. "Hours, days, no phone!"
"I feel like I'm, going to puke!" Leni also said crawling.
"Let's. do that again!" Tuck said, still climbing.
"Count me in two!" Lana said.
Immediately, Lincoln put his hands down.
"Guys." Lincoln was out of words. "You're….ALIVE!"
"Lori, you're alive!" Clyde said, about to run out to her, but Ronnie Anne immediately grabbed his sweater, holding him back. Lincoln came running towards where the sisters were. Lori then spotted someone in front of her running. "What?" she said in a very low voice, trying to wake up, but then she saw Lincoln again.
"You're alive!" Lori shouted, as the rest of the family came running to where Lincoln was. Lincoln came running to their direction. However, the sisters ran past Lincoln, and hugged Lily.
"We knew you were alive! We missed you baby sis!" Of course, Lincoln began to remember what happened prior to all this.
"Um, hey guys." Lincoln said, sounding bummed out. The sisters began to raise their eyes at Lincoln.
"Hello, Mr. Hero." Lori said.
"Oh yeah, that whole thing." Lincoln said. "Look, I'm sorry about saying that. I was such a big jerk! I'm just glad you guys are alive!"
"That's all we wanted to hear." Lori said, starting to tear up. "We missed you too, little bro!" Lori replied, as she hugged Lincoln. Immediately, all of the other sisters came running to hug their brother.
"I missed you guys so much!" Lincoln said.
"We like, did too!" Leni said.
"I knew you were alive the whole time, bro!" Luna said.
Like always, some of the toons started to tear up.
"Are you crying?" Manny asked to a sniffing Frida.
"No, I'M OUT OF CHURROS!" Frida responded.
"Where were you guys this entire time?" Lincoln asked.
"Oh, we were literally on some dumb planet known as Clusto Prime Rib or something." Lori said.
"Wait, you guys were in space?" Lincoln said.
"It was awesome!" Lynn said. "By the way, Link, you're talking to the ultimate human gladiator in space!" She gave a battle cry.
"Yeah, and then this robot named Vega helped us escape the whole dump!" Lori said.
"And this cool alien Tenn!" Lana said, as Tenn climbed out of the ship.
"Earth. It really is real!" Dib took another picture of her.
"Invader Tenn?! What were you doing with them?!" Zim asked. "Didn't the Tallest assign you to conquering planet Meekrob?"
"Oh don't remind me!" Tenn said. "I am no longer affiliated with the Tallest, or any invading for as long as I li…AHHH!" she freaked out at GIR. "GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!" She cowered under Sheen.
"Man who knew I was so attractive to aliens!" Sheen said. "There was that one on a bike. Can't remember the other two…NOR DO I EVER WANT TO! Hey, that rhymed."
"Wait a minute!" Lynn said. "You work for those Tallests! Time for some payback!" Lynn almost charged at Zim, but then he pulled out his Plunger of Doom. "Stay back, human!" Lynn started breaking down at this.
"You dare test the power of the Plunger of Doom?!"
"Big deal! I have my own plunger of doom at my house!" Lana said, as she started laughing.
Frida then started running towards Luna. "That is a sweet guitar!"
"Thanks, little dude! You 're rocking those goggles too!" Luna said.
"Can I hold that shredder?!" Frida asked.
Before Luna could lend it to her, Lincoln blocked her. "Just to remind you, she's a klepto!"
"I am not!" Frida said. Timmy cleared his throat, as Frida immediately put Wanda's wand into his hand. "Well, other than that, but I just want to hold that guitar! I'm not going to break or steal it, I swear!"
"Well, alright. If you say so, rocker girl!" Luna handed Frida the guitar, and she passed out.
Then, the three Tremorton boys walked out of the ship, forming action poses. "We're ready to fight some…Hey." Brad noticed. "Where are the Clusters at?"
"Oh no! We totaled the science museum!" Sheldon said. "Now where am I gonna go to forget how single I am?!"
"The electronic store. Maybe all those gadgets will crank your testosterones." Lisa replied.
"Oh, BE QUIET!" Sheldon responded.
"Say, you must be those guys Jenny told us about!" Brad said.
"Ooh, you guys must be a team of super awesome superheroes! Can I join?" Tuck started passing.
"Well…as long as you do your best!" Spongebob said.
"YES!" Tuck started bouncing.
"Wait a minute, where is Jenny?" Brad asked.
"Yeah, um, funny story about that, Jenny went to a place where the bugs come out at night, and they serve baloney sandwiches to the prisoners and…"
"She got taken by that Vexas girl!" Sam interrupted.
"Vexas?!" Brad said. "That witch!"
"I will give that Vexas a beating of a lifetime for taking my girl!" Sheldon said.
"Your girl?" Jimmy asked. "Jenny is your…?"
"We already discussed that." Lisa said.
"Hey, what happened to that Danny guy of yours?" Lori asked.
"The Clusters took them too, and now they brainwashed him into killing us." Sam said.
"That Danny hunk is now evil. GASP. It's like my fantasies have come true!" Lucy passed out on the floor happily. "I mean, GASP. He's evil. SIGH."
Then, Lori spotted Ronnie Anne. "RONNIE ANNE!" she was now picking up RA by her white shirt. "Please tell me my boo-boo bear is okay! Tell him I was trying to call him, but there was no wi-fi in space!"
"It's cool, Lori." Ronnie Anne responded. "Bobby and my family are safe."
….
Back in the Neutron household, it was chaos.
"Wrong!" Grandma Rosa said to Judy. "That's not the proper way to prepare the cookies!"
"Well, what else did you have in mind?!" Judy said. "Every single thing I've done is wrong to you!"
"Did you know 90% of the worlds currency are in computers?" Carlos said.
"And could you tell Carlos to stop with his annoying facts?!" Judy said.
Frida was busy taking pictures of the house, while Bobby and Hugh, along with CJ were still singing a duck song. While Maria was sitting on the couch, still worrying about her daughter, Hector was watching the TV. "What kind of filth is this?" Hector was changing the channel, which consisted of millions of tv shows broadcasted from the galaxy.
"Jimmy better do those chores, or else I will shut down his lab for a month, with my own cleaning hands!" Judy said.
Outside, Carl was now being taunted by Butch. "Hey, give me your lunch money kid!"
"Aye! I ain't giving you money! I will fight you right now, like a wild tigre!" Carl started raising his fists. "Come on, let's do this!" Butch smirked, and then threw the kid near a trash can.
"Well, that was easy." Butch continued walking off, as Cindy and Libby walked near the kid.
"Are you okay, kid?" Cindy asked.
"Well, well, well. Looks like I've spotted a few gazelles tonight!"
"Leave him in there." Libby responded.
"Aw, but that's kind of adorable!" Cindy said. "But I am already taken by a big-brained KNOW-IT-ALL who is in big trouble!"
"I shall fight him for your love!" Carl said. "For I have the heart of a thousands moons!"
"Alright, I've had enough." Cindy closed the garbage lid.
"Why is it always the boys who are such flirty dorks?!" Cindy said.
"At least you got a man! My ex ran away to space!" Libby said.
….
"Well, thankfully, the soda gods sent you!" Sheen said. "Because your ship crushed the evil Goldilocks robot!" Sheen said.
"Goldilocks robot?" Brad said. "OH NO! She's under the ship!" Brad tried to lift the ship, but of course, it was no use. "Somebody help me with this thing!" Lisa immediately used her tentacles to lift the ship, and throw it to another direction. The ship ripped off Melody's uniform, and now she was in her blue dress again, looking dead.
"Where did you get those?!" Lincoln asked.
"From a box of scraps!" Lisa responded.
"Careful, don't wake her!" Jimmy said. "She's still under the Cluster's control!" Jimmy turned the body slowly, and opened the back of her head with a screwdriver supplied by Goddard. A nanobot hissed at him.
"Her programs were controlled by a nanobot too!" Jimmy noticed.
You monster!" Brad quickly tried to step on the nanobot, but Goddard gave a growl at him, making the nanobot run off.
"There, she has to be restored to her original self now." Jimmy said. Brad waited for Melody to open her eyes. "Please still function. Please still function!" Melody began to open one of her eyes. She began to notice the human boy holding her. "Brad?"
"Melody! You…remember me!"
"BRAD!" she then embraced Brad, wrapping her arms around him, and started crying.
"I'm so glad you're ok!" Brad said.
Now the sisters were crying at this.
"This is so creepy, but so adorable!" Leni said.
"What…what happened to me?" She then began to notice all the damage around the museum.
"Did…did I do this?" Melody said.
"You didn't Melody. It was just those Clusters!"
"The Cluster?!" Melody said. "They made me do this?! But they were my friends!"
"Your friends?!" Sheen said. "SHE'S A SPY!"
"Shut up." Brad responded.
"Okay." Sheen resonded.
"I…didn't know this would happen! I didn't want this to happen! I really am a monster!" Melody said.
"You're not a monster!" Brad said. "And I'm not losing you again because someone tells you otherwise!" Brad said.
Melody then realized something. "Is..is your friend here? Please tell me Jenny isn't here."
"She's isn't. But she's in danger, and now, we have to save her!"
"But she was the reason I joined those Clusters. She made me do it! SHE MADE ME DO IT!" she turned angry, and started taking out her weapons again.
"Melody! Please! Don't do this! This isn't you!" Brad said.
"I'll take this thing down!" Zim said, ready to climb up the giant robot with his arms.
"No! Leave her alone!" Brad said, trying to calm Melody down.
"I AM A FREAK!" she said in her transformation again. "THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER BEEN TO ANY OF YOU! EVEN YOU!" She pointed at Brad.
"You are not a freak!" Brad said.
"YES I AM! I'M NOT A NORMAL GIRL! I AM A WEAPON! JUST SOME EVIL MACHINE BUILT BY AN EVIL MAN! NOBODY WILL EVER ME!"
"Melody, I don't care how many weapons you have, or if you're a robot! You're the only girl in my life who's ever liked me! The only one who hasn't slapped me in the face, spit on me, or called the cops! You're not a freak! Please stop this!" Brad was on his knees at this point.
Melody looked around and saw every single one of the toon crew staring at her. slowly transformed back into her regular self, and was in tears again. "I…I'm sorry. I'm just sorry." Melody was now back to hugging Brad again.
However, if you're wondering where the Cluster soldiers were this entire time, one medium sized robot appeared right in front of them, ready to shoot. As Melody was still tearing up, Manny, Jimmy and Spongebob were ready to fight. "I am so in!" Lynn joined the group. However, the back of the droid was shut off by someone in a black suit. It turned out to be Nora Wakeman again. "So you're the group of heroes my daughter was going on about!" she said.
Lisa's pupils shrunk. "N…N…N.. ….NOOO..NORA…NORA WAKEMAN." She said in the most squeakiest voice, as she then passed out, while her nose started bleeding.
"Now you know how I feel!" Clyde said.
"Wait, where is my daughter?" Wakeman said.
"…DAUGHTER?!" Sheen said. "How did you even…?"
"Please don't go there!" Sam responded.
"Mrs. Wakeman!" Sheldon said. "Jenny's in trouble! Vexas kidnapped her!"
"Ugh, that vile Vexas! I wish I could disassemble that body and burn her in hot acid!"
Now, giant robots spotted the entire crew, and were ready to shoot.
"IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!" Tenn screamed.
"Quick, I can wish, I mean, teleport us quickly to somewhere safe!" Timmy said. "WHERE IS SOMEWHERE SAFE?!"
"My bunker!" Wakeman shouted.
"I WISH WE WERE IN THE OLD LADY'S BUNKER!" Timmy said.
"OLD LADY?!"
The fairies granted the wish before everyone was blasted.
TO BE CONTINUED...