The Redeemers of the Damned arrived at the next world, one familiar sight of it send Sora earning a huge sheepish grin as it is a beautiful island with houses and a huge school at the far head of the island and the sky gives reddish orange clouds filling with the sunset, afar of the main island is a smaller island with huge mountain – like trees behind it.
"So this is Destiny Islands." Zidane mused with interest once the ship lands on the beach where everyone was greeted by two familiar figure of Riku and Angeal, Sora's eldest brother from Banora, which Sora and Genesis ran into and jump on him for a hug, earning Sephiroth to shook his head with a small grin once Angeal fell on his back.
"Hey Sora. I thought of living here with Mum since I was told you have a girlfriend here." Angeal told Sora with a smile as he pick himself up after Genesis and Sora back away, the latter nod with a blushing yet surprised smile before everyone look around the deserted main island where everyone doesn't seem to be outside.
"Hey Aizen, how come your girl looks like she have something behind her back?" Riser asked once everyone stop to see Haruhi with her arms behind her back but in a flash, she threw a figure of a piranha at Riser before a bite on the latter's crotch send a huge scream to fill the air of the island and residents emerging from their houses to witness Riser screaming. "Get off me! Get off me! Get off me! Get off me!..."
"Wow she needs to pack her stuff often." Foxy remarked as Riser seem to be sobbing like his final breath with anime tears once he fell on the ground on his left side. "This is the end of Riser Phenex, bitten from a piranha by the crotch…"
"Riser, aren't you suppose to be a phoenix?" Emperor Mateus asked his cousin in a sarcastic sigh while Riser was crying louder of the pain for a short while until he realizes in a flash, to his embarrassment. "Oh right…" before everyone watch himself ignited with fire for a while, watching the piranha's flesh burning like a crisp until the phoenix stop to witness a dried dead piranha fading to dust and blew off with the wind.
"Sora!" a girl voice called Sora as everyone look to see someone with exact face resemblance as both Namine´ and Xion with red hair to her shoulders, wearing a sleeveless pink dress with a black hood, a zipper stopping at her chest to show a white tank top singlet, and pink sneakers with black linings at the soles. The girl ran to Sora with her arms wrapping around his waist which the sight sends most of the Redeemers of the Damned giving the surprised yet happy Keyblade Master grins, knowing that the girl is Sora's best friend he always talk about and the Princess of Hearts from Radiant Garden, Kairi.
While most of all the residents want to see Terra perform, Rin gave her stepmother a sheet with lyrics of a Japanese song with a title LUVORATORRRRRY! which Mozenrath mused when she show him the song. "Oh yeah, Rin and Len wrote that song for you; obviously Rin wanted to sing it but it would be best if you would."
"Aww." Terra smiled as Rin smile back before the whole island watch Terra sing while she and Riser, who Terra stomp a foot on the stage to send Riser flying off the ground from the crowd with her powers before his shout of "Not in the face!" sends him landing on his head before falling on his back on the stage until he stood up and he receive a microphone before Terra started to sing. (Music Cue: LUVORATORRRY! By Kagamine Rin and GUMI ft nrsqe; watch the MMD videos Five Nights at Freddy's version for the dancing.)
Terra: furikitta MEETAA PUROGURAMINGU
"suki" nante ne okimari no monku
BORUTO? NATTO? sonnan ja Bad
kimi ni shisen senkyou wa kiken
dakanatteku kodou itomete yo you know?
irojikake no FUROU de otosu no yo MEROU
kimi kimi dake SICK sasechau verse KICK!
nee kocchi muite Give us kiss!
usotsuki na kuchibiru de
motto atashi wo damashite misete yo
kimi ja nakya YADA nante
WAGAMAMA mo motto iwasete?
[DANCE]
TORENDO wa? mochiron you and I yes!
gomeitou na wa mou uchuu ni datte!
zenshisou inuku denshinou, seigyo
sorasu FOOKASU mo hokaku TORAPPU
Riser: kimi to futari de himitsu no Dance!
mimi korashite Listen up! Clap!
imi mo naku iki morasu
kurai nara odorou! koi wa maru de free fall
Terra: koi wa renpa, hyakusenrenma to ka
uso tsuite usobuite katamuite fall down
kimi wa itsumo doori no komarigao mukete
"hai hai" "chotto kiiteru no!?"
demo sonna toko mo nikumenai kara
ichimai ue na kimi ni utarechau kara
iikaesenai totemo ienai!
kimi ni meseru okotta face wa fake
motto atashi ni sugatte yo
More More hoshigatte yo
(Love me Love me Love me Do!)
(Give me Give me Give me Hug!)
motto atashi ni komatte yo
Wanna Wanna be segande yo
(Love me Love me Love me Do!)
(Give me Give me Give me Hug!)
Love Me Baby Baby Give Me Very Very
iki tsuku ma mo nai hodo ni douzo yacchatte
Beasty Gimmick Gimmick Knock Out Gimmi Gimmi
kono mama kowasaretai Knock Down
Love Me Baby Baby Give Me Very Very
iki mo dekinai you na yatsu kamishite yatte
Beasty Gimmick Gimmick Knock Out Gimmi Gimmi
kono mama kowasaretai Knock Down
atashi no koe wo motto kiite
kimi no kotoba de madowasete yo Baby
PUROGURAMU saretan ja imi ga nai
hoshii no wa atashi dake ni muketa "ai"
tsuyogatte bakka na no my mind
honto wa kidzuitendesho? my Darling
ENTARUPII kawatte "Why!?" mou wakannai yo
tada kimi ga soba ni ireba ii no ni
[DANCE]
Riser: mou BAKKU APPU mushi de otona no KOMANDO Push
isshou masu KOA no den atsu OOBAA KUROKKU
zenbu konomi no PAATSU ni KASUTAMAIZU shita ore ni
Girls kara no kasuka na aizu
totsuku ni crazy sora no atama no naka de
futeiki ni okoritsuru IBENTO bakuon chirasu racing
MEETAA nante mou furikitteru
kono mune no kodou like a boomin' system
Terra: Love Me Baby Baby Give Me Very Very
iki tsuku ma mo nai hodo ni douzo yacchatte
Beasty Gimmick Gimmick Knock Out Gimmi Gimmi
kono mama kowasaretai Knock Down
Love Me Baby Baby Give Me Very Very
iki tsuku ma mo nai hodo ni douzo yacchatte
Beasty Gimmick Gimmick Knock Out Gimmi Gimmi
kono mama kowasaretai Knock Down
The whole island clap and cheered when the two finish their song before shouts of more fill the air, despite Riser seem to muse in amusement.
"Mind if Riser sing too?" Riser asked Terra with a cruel – like grin as the latter nod in agreement before Axel jump on the stage to play his electric guitar while noticing an electric piano keyboard behind them and beside the drum set Terra started to play, Mateus join in by jumping to the stage before he play an electric tune, following Terra's beat as Riser started to sing. (Music Cue: Move Your Body by Eiffel 65)
Work your mind mind
Work your body move your mind
Move your mind mind
Work your body body
Work your mind mind
Work your body move your mind
Move your mind mind
Work your body move your
Move your body,
Every everybody.
Move your body,
Come on now everybody.
Move your body, move your body.
Everybody come on now everybody.
"Wow, he really does sing…" Barbariccia exclaimed in surprise as she appear beside Aizen and Sosuke to see people cheering while dancing with their partners, even while Riser jump off the stage to dance through the crowd with his left hand holding the microphone, sometimes with twirling some young single women with his free hand.
You want to move the world,
Start with your body.
Yo, come on you gotta start with something.
If you wanna move your mind,
Just move your body.
Move your mind, move your mind,
It's gonna cost you nothing.
You want to move someone,
Start with your body.
Yo come on and try to move somebody.
If you wanna move alone,
Then everybody will move along with you.
Move your body,
Every everybody.
Move your body,
Come on now everybody.
Move your body, move your body.
Everybody come on now everybody.
The crowd back away to form a big circle to watch Riser shuffle along with a resident who dance in, beat it young men and women who shuffles expertly, even a young girl around 12 amaze Riser with expert free styling moves. Then, Riser grab both Kairi and Sora before he continue to sing while dancing with the two Keyblade wielders, who first struggle as if it's their first time dancing.
You want to move the world,
Start with your body.
Yo, come on you gotta start with something.
If you wanna move your mind,
Just move your body.
Move your mind, move your mind,
It's gonna cost you nothing.
You want to move someone,
Start with your body.
Yo come on and try to move somebody.
If you wanna move alone,
Then everybody will move along with you.
Riser continue to sing as Sora held Kairi's right hand with a smile yet his eyes shows determination before Kairi smile back and the two dance like Kairi took a few or six turns of dancing with Sora and Riser while he sings.
Move your body,
Every everybody.
Move your body,
Come on now everybody.
Move your body, move your body.
Everybody come on now everybody.
Knowing it's the end of the song, both Terra and Axel stop playing with their musical instruments, leaving Emperor Mateus playing a few keys of the piano as Riser sang the final chorus.
Move your body,
Every everybody.
Move your body,
Come on now everybody.
Move your body, move your body.
Everybody come on now everybody.
Cheers and whistles again fill the air when the five blondes finish their performances before several women hugged and plant kisses on both Riser and Sora, despite the latter was about to thank Riser until everyone stop by Kairi summoning her Destiny Embrace keyblade as a warning when one girl was about to kiss Sora in the lips..
"Not to self Dad, never make Kairi mad." Riku told his father as Sephiroth gave a hmph in amusement of his son's best friend when the women back away from both Riser and Sora, the former's clothes looks untidy like his suit is about to open themselves, and several kiss marks shown on his face, earning a drunken – like cheer of surprise and amazement from the phoenix. "Wow! Now Riser's really on fire!"
"Here's to cool you down!" Haruhi spoke in a clueless tone as she hold a gigantic ice block enough to crush an ice mountain, which surprises everyone with screams as Aizen ask his stepdaughter. "Haruhi, where did you get the…" but Haruhi then throw the colossal ice block on Riser, his whole being and shock in his face is shown inside the ice cube like he's frozen like in several years.
"Again, where do you get the ice?" Aizen repeated his question to Haruhi, who is holding a penguin with big eyes while she answer with a small smile. "I got it from a place called Ooo, the Ice King was annoying…"
"Hey I been in that place before, scare the shit outta the king." Jecht interrupted with a proud grin as everyone watch Riser Phenex burning the ice cube to melt from the inside as an explosion burst out to cover all the residents and soldiers in freezing cold water, with a soaking Riser wrapping his arms around himself while shivering so much.
"How's your shower?" Barbariccia asked confidently as Riser stutter because of the temperature of the water. "D – D – Don't say anything else about t – t – the Ice K – Kingdom!"
"I have a Gunter!" Haruhi smiled as she show the shivering phoenix the penguin she's holding, who gave a quack – like sound before Riser let out a scream and jump on Foxy's arms, pointing at the penguin she called Gunter in fear. "Get that penguin away from me!"
"Why? He looks like a cute penguin." Kuja exclaimed as Gunter gave Riser a confident Talk to the Hand motion with it's flipper like a drama queen before it pull out a big egg that match it's height behind it's back as Riser added his shock in a question. "Gunter's a woman!?" which Gunter shrug his shoulders before hugging it's egg like a mother cradling her child.
"Can I keep Gunter, Daddy?" Haruhi asked Aizen as he scratch the back of his head while Barbariccia seem to be fond of the question to answer in agreement. "Of course you can keep it, baby. Just don't feed it with leftovers except for fish and make sure to train it to fight."
Gunter quack again in agreement as Billy held the penguin against his face before speaking like a little boy. "F*** you I don't want no Ravioli…" but Aizen punch the slugslinger unconsciously as he caught Gunter on his arms before giving the boy a warning. "Don't you dare finish the sentence from Vine."
"Wow Sora, your new friends seem to be fun." Kairi told her possible and future boyfriend as Sora nod in agreement with a sheepish smile. "Yeah but don't worry Kairi, we're almost finishing the war so I'll be back before you know it."
"Unless you done something stupid." Riku joked with a grin as Sora gave a surprised hey before Zenya offered Riku after summoning his Guardian Soul keyblade. "Hey Riku, Sora told me you're also a Keyblade Master so how about you show me some few tricks?" which Riku nod with a small grin as he summon his Way to the Dawn keyblade. After finding a good area to fight at the beach, everyone watch Riku and Zenya clashing their keyblades as like Sephiroth, Riku is a capable and hard fighter to beat as Zenya had some trouble blocking some of Riku's attacks, his Dark Firaga spells and Collision Magnet.
"You're Done!" Riku gave a shout as he glows a dark purple aura with bat – like wings emerging out his back before Zenya froze when Riku flew and fought him faster and harder with quick swings from his keyblade until he finish his fight, hearing Kairi and the female teenage girls screaming which got him to turn to see all of Zenya's clothes and shoes remove from him to see him in his underwear.
"Sora, your friend's clothes remove from the fight ya!" One of Sora's friends, Wakka told Sora as the girls seem to show some surprised smiles with blushes painting their cheeks, even while Zenya stuttered to explain them with embarrassment in his face. "I – I – I can explain everything!"
"So much for assisting my brother for the fight." Khalifa mused in amusement and confidence as Kairi and her other best friend Selphie look at Princess Kai when she spoke. "Yeah but at least we're staying here since Zenya has some fangirls..." until Zenya asked the latter in shock, his scream fills the air. "How is that a good thing!?"
…
That night after the Synthesizer finally wore his clothes again, the Redeemers of the Damned joined the Destiny Islands for a party for the soldiers success of eliminating almost all of Maleficent's forces of darkness and soon to be promising years of peace, although a little girl around 4 years old with beautiful blonde hair tied in two pigtails and dress in a green dress notice Firion talking with Princess Kai; the latter seem to scare the little girl so when the two notice her, she gave a short scream before running to Firion, who seem to know her when he asked in a worried tone. "Nelly? Are you okay?"
"You know this girl?" Princess Kai asked when the girl Firion call her Nelly (Final Fantasy II) slowly look at the princess's cold crimson eyes before hiding beside Firion when he answer her question. "Yeah, Nelly's from my world in my village Salamand. Maria, Guy, and I use to fight Borghen with her father Josef but he died when Borghen try to kill all of us in a cave."
"Firion… I end up here when Princess Hilda, Maria, and Guy are kidnapped by an evil man named Jackal in a pirate ship." Nelly exclaimed as Firion froze in shock while Kai drank a cup of juice before Nelly ask a question to Firion. "Is she with Palamecia?"
"Oh no. This is Kai, she does know the Emperor of Palamecia…hey." Firion first answered as an idea seem to struck his head before he question the emotionless princess. "Kai, can ALL High Demon Summoners revive the dead?"
"Yeah we call the method the Sending, but unlike the normal Sending which sends the dead to rest in peace, the Demon Sending can revive the dead back to life; be it manikin or not." Kai answered as she seem to aware of Firion's idea but seem to allow it when Firion told Nelly with a smile. "Nelly, I know this plan will get Josef back, but I want you to trust me when I say we need the Emperor of Palamecia's help."
Nelly was shock when Firion finishes explaining but knowing it might work to see her father again, Nelly nod in agreement with a smile showing in her face as Firion held her on his arms before running through his friends' path until he stop at the Emperor who was talking with Jecht, the Landlord of Domus Facina, Makoto Kibune and Anya before Firion apologize when he sat on his knees next to his former enemy. "Sorry for interrupting your conversation but I would like to ask the Emperor something."
"What do you want to ask me about?" The Emperor questioned as one sight of Nelly in Firion's arms seem to answer his own question before he ask Firion another question with his eyes narrow with a twitch on his right eyebrow. "You want me to revive Minwu, Josef, Richard, and Prince Scott, do you?"
"Please Emperor, Kai told me all High Demon Summoners can do the Sending, plus Princess Hilda and my friends are kidnapped so we need their help." Firion pleaded as he held Nelly in front of the tyrant's face while he froze when the little girl gave a sad pout with a plea. "Please Your Majesty, I miss my daddy…"
"Ooh a Dad memory gonna show up…" Genesis muttered in interest as Sephiroth bang his head with a fist before the Emperor gave a sigh while everyone watch him rising on his feet, giving Firion his dagger from his pocket before summoning his Mateus Malice scepter in hand.
"You better owe me for this, Firion…" Emperor Mateus reminded as he then twist and turn in different graceful movements while twirling and raising his scepter in the air, with everyone watching the wind blowing in their faces as the wind then formed around the Emperor in a thick cyclone with mists of purple light orbs until four of those orbs then escape the cyclone when it slows down and each orb glows before forming into an unconscious person each.
"Daddy!" Nelly shout in joy once Firion place her down before running past the Emperor when he almost fell but got caught against Jecht, who asked the tyrant when he place a hand to touch his head as he feel pain in his skull. "You okay Majesty?"
"I'm fine Jecht, it's just it's been a while since I last perform the Sending…remember you want me to revive a dead zombie when we were learning human transmission at school?" The Emperor exclaimed as Jecht place a muscled arm around the former's shoulder, his face shows guilt and embarrassment. Nelly stop near a large man wearing a green poncho with little hair and has a brown mustache as he slowly stood up before helping a man with tanned skin and almost all of his body and face are in white robes.
"Where are we?" a man with blonde hair tied in a short ponytail and dressed in a royal red long – sleeved shirt with a green cape to his brown boots, light brown pants with a belt sporting a purple gem and a matching sash sticking out, asked as a tall man in a dark blue and purple spiked armor with his helmet decorated with dragon wings on each side and has red eye slits look around until the sight of the Emperor of Palamecia with Jecht.
"The Emperor of Palamecia!?" The dragoon shouted as the other three newcomers notice the tyrant right away but Firion and Nelly stop them from attacking, the latter confuse her father Josef (Final Fantasy II) as he asked. "Nelly? What are you doing?"
"Josef, Scott, Minwu, Richard (all in Final Fantasy II); wait a minute. I know the Emperor's alive and I fought him in the War of the Gods, but I know a lot about his past and family; even one of his seven sisters who looks almost like him!" Firion explained as he point at Terra, who froze in surprise when the white Mage Minwu look when her sky blue eyes turn violet purple to match the Emperor's before Riser walk to Mateus, exclaiming. "Who have thought you can do the normal Sending to summon these guys, Mat?"
"You got some mouth, boy!" Josef stood near Riser as he and Firion look at the giant man and the frown in his face, both gulping until Riser walk to his cousin, adding in surprise while placing a hand on the latter's shoulder. "Better tell Riser the details before Sending."
"Guys, Princess Hilda and my friends are kidnapped so I need all your help." Firion finally got to the point as Prince Scott froze of the information before Minwu closes his eyes for a short while and nod in agreement. "Very well Firion but I would like to request to bring the Emperor of Palamecia with us when we rescue Princess Hilda and your friends."
"Just Mateus?" Sephiroth asked as the Emperor took a step back from Jecht, his hand still held his pained head when he answer in agreement. "Yes just me, not just Firion and Charmcaster to know I am reforming…" before Foxy walk forward with his hook pointing at the Redeemers of the Damned airship. "Me ship will be ready to get and find your friends. We'll go by dawn." Earning a nod from the Wild Rose Rebellion.
ROTD Omake: Jecht's Visit in Ooo… (Parody of Drunk Science from Youtube)
Some time ago…
Feeling cold all over him, Jecht sat up on something soft and cold with a grunt before he look around to be sleeping on snow of a snow kingdom with multiple fat black penguins with white bellies and big eyes. Knowing unlike the previous times he is drunk, he can tell he's more drunk when he ask himself with a shout. "Where am I? Where the Hell am I!?"
"What are these?" Jecht notice the penguins as they wave at Jecht while quacking before Jecht shout louder while grabbing his sword out of nowhere and start banging one penguin in the head. "What the hell are these!? What's with these ducks!? Son of a bitch!"
As Jecht threw a penguin over his shoulder, the penguin was flung away until it was caught by a blue-skinned, elderly man with unusually pointy fingers, pointy toes, sharp teeth, and a long, goblin-like nose. He wears a dark blue tunic, a yellow crown with red jewels and has a large white beard that covers most of his body.
"Gunter, who told you you can fly?" the man asked the penguin called Gunter point at the scene Jecht continue to bang one penguin in the head which sends the man to first argue of the sight to Gunter yet he sounds unserious at the end. "No one sucks the life from my penguins except me... and maybe polar bears, because that's just nature, Gunter."
The man, possibly the Ice King of this Ice Kingdom (Adventure Time) flew over to Jecht with his beard to fly as he drop Gunter on the snow before the Ice King ordered while Jecht stop his act. "How dare you come into my domain! You raised my frosty dander!" but before the Ice King could even cast an ice spell at the drunken Jecht, he turn to shout angrily "Shut the F*** up!" (Parody of Ian (Smosh) Shut the Queen of Hearts Up)
"Aaaaaahh! I've soiled my tunic, completely by choice!" The Ice King screamed as he admitted it loudly before he flew away, leaving Jecht to walk out of the Ice Kingdom, possibly to find another way out yet he's still drunk or yet annoyed of the world.
...
"You made an Ice King sh** his tunic?" Makoto Kibune asked Jecht with mild annoyance at the Redeemers of the Damned airship as Jecht drank a bottle of rum while giving the Soul Reaper a thumbs up of approval before he stop drinking. "Hell yeah but I don't know how the heck did I got out of that damn place…"
"Your comrade seem to be proud of himself when he's drunk." Minwu told the Emperor as he shrug his shoulders, exclaiming while the two watch Jecht having an arm wrestling with Josef, with Nelly, the Landlord of Domus Facina, Billy, Mozenrath, Ienzo, Genesis, Xion, and Zidane cheering for the winner.
"Yes even all the time he want an experiment to test different types of beer with magic…"
"Hey Majesty, Anya, Jack; remember one of the beers soak the three of you guys in an explosion; it makes you guys sticky and I got my ass kicked by our teach Valerie!" Jecht asked as he kept fidgeting when he almost lost by Josef, who kept calm yet everyone can see he's also fidgeting.
"You mean you and Jack got in trouble? Mateus and I had to take a shower together to get the beer off of us." Lady Anya reminded calmly as everyone froze while the Emperor look before everyone watch Sosuke summoning a memory orb to show a memory of Miss Valerie giving herself a sigh after finish punishing the two 13 year old Jack and Jecht before the three froze at the sight of Anya and Mateus entering their club room, both wearing towels to cover their bodies and both are still wet….
"What the hell man!?" The Landlord of Domus Facina shook the Emperor of Palameica by the shoulders as Lady Anya gave a tired sigh before everyone eyed the calm Protector of Angels of her confession…
(I don't own anything but Princess Kai, Khalifa, Haruhi, and Lady Anya.)