I really feel like shit, but I'll do this anyway. Thanks to Otaku the Dearest for the review!

Don't own it.

Chapter 36.

AN: I sed stop flaming ok!111111111(Does she copy & paste this at the start of every chapter?)I bet u r al proly old srevinty yr oldz!111(haha no) ps PORTERSUZ UR A PREP!(If you say so!)1 o ya nd fangz 2 raven 4 di help!(I don't think she's actually helping anymore)111 hav fun in englond gurl!11111(Nooooo I'm half British)

I loked around in a depresed way. Suddenly I saw Profesor Sinister. B'lody Mary, Socrates and Draco, Vampire and Willow were their to.(I'm really tired right now, so this makes even less sense)

"OMFG Sorius I saw u nd Samaro and Snip nd everyone!11111(Look at all the 1's! Sorry 1) I kant beleev Snap uzd 2 b goffik!111111"

"Yah I no." Serious said sadly.

"Oh hey there bitch."(Like a teacher would say that to a student) Profesor Trevolry said in an emo voice dirnking some Volxemortserom.

Hi fuker." (Like she could say that back to a teacher! You know, it's a wonder she hasn't been kicked out of this school yet. If she went to my school, she would have been gone within a day) said. "Lizzen, Satan asked me out to a gottik cornet and a movie so I need a sexah new outfit for da date.(Why must you torture us?) Also I'm playng in a gothic band so I need an ootfit for that too."(Noooooooo)

"Oh my satan!1" (geddit lolz koz shes gofik)(It's not even funny anymore)gasped B'lody Mary. "Want 2 go to Hot Topik to shop 4 ur outfit?"

"OMFS, letz have a groop kutting session!11" said Profesor Trevolry.(What the... where did THAT come from?!)

"I can't fucking wait 4 dat but we need 2 get sum stuff first." said Willow.

"Yah we need sum portions for Profesor Trevolry so she wont be adikted 2 Volxemortserum anymore nd also….sum luv potion 4 Enoby."(Dear god NO!) Darko said resultantly.

"Well we have potions klass now." Willow said so let's go.

We went sexily to Potionz class.(Was stripper music playing?) But Snap wasn't there. Instead there was…Cornelio Fuck!11111(Oh my god, such an epic name)

"Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111" Draco shouted angrily.

"STFU!1" shooted Cornelia Fuck. "He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week he has kancer.(...Do you think that's funny, Tara? Because people die of cancer. Good people. Like my grandpa. Thank you, this is the second time you have insulted me)"Now do ur work!111"

My friendz and I talked arngrily.

"Can you BELEVE Snap used to be gottik!1" Vampire asked surprisedly.(This is not a word)

"DATZ IT!11" CORNELIO FUK SHOOTED ARNGRILY. "IM GETTING PROFESOR BRIDGE!111"(CAPS LOCK STUCK MUCH?)

He stomped out angrily.

Mi frendz and I began talking again. I began to drink some blod mixed wif beer.(...) Suddenly I saw Hargrid in da cupboard.

"WTF is he doing?" I asked. Then I looked at Draco. He wuz wearing tonz of eyeliner nd he locked shexier den eva.(Did this have anything to do with what you were just saying? No.) Suddenly…"HARGRIF WUT DA FOK R U DOING!11" he shooted.

I looked around….Hairgrid wuz putting sumfing in my glass of blod!11 Darko and Vampire started 2 beat him up sexily.(Again, was stripper music playing?)

"God u r such a posr!1" I shooted at Hairgrid. Suddenly I looked ar what he was putting in da blood. It was…Amnesia Portion!111(Okay)

Good news everyone! I finished my Unova Pokedex! Now to finish the National! Please R&R, we're almost there!

-Neofanatic