Honestly, this one came close to being more than one hundred words because I wanted to do it more justice... but I was getting tired of writing this story-line at this point and just wanted it to be done with. Have no fear, when the Cookie-Zilla dies for real in a later chapter, it will be more epic. I promise.
The Quirks of Jim Kirk
Chapter 36
The End of Cookie Zilla
In which Cookie-Zilla dies. Well, not really.
Jim didn't remember how they got away from cookie-zilla. He was fairly certain it involved a lot of running and screaming on everyone except Merlin's part and a lot of hidden magical mischief on Merlin's behalf. One thing was for certain—Jim would never underestimate the shifty looking serving boy of Arthur's ever again. Not after he had single-handedly blown up cookie-zilla with a wave of his hand and a flash of his eyes.
"Don't say a word to anyone," Merlin requested when Jim questioned him later.
Jim vowed not to—he didn't want to be the next one exploded.
Coming soon: Undoubtedly, a Happy Ending, in which the Enterprise returns home. Stay tuned for crack!