Epic Rap Battles of Pokemon
Episode 35: Raichu vs Pikachu
(Set to Thomas Edison vs Nikola Tesla)
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!
Raichu!
vs!
Pikachu!
BEGIN!
Raichu:
Step up, you'll be shocked when I spit and start Static
I'll rip your style and add it to my long list of wins!
While you were busy having flashbacks and playing frisbee
I'm striking down trees, packing Hyper Beams, so run back Ashy.
You're a wimp, afraid of Stones and Balls
You may be starter-Mon but in the end you will fall.
I'll crush you Pika, there's just no putting it gently
I don't alternate my flow, I diss you directly!
Pikachu:
I see a Pokemon of infinite cruelty
But I still plan on defeating this enemy
So you can call me godchu, The Pikachu, doing flips and spins
Surge and Sho are just two more opponents, second tries were both wins
So confess to your crimes and take some time to think,
That only psychotic Raichus use Hyper Beam at point blank!
The script has been already written and I have read it
This Franchise is mine. Here's my Iron Tail, kiss it!
Raichu:
The truth hertz, your career is washed up!
Don't give a smidgen about your cuteness cause it only makes bucks!
Hyper Beam's my signature move, a move you'll never do!
So strong that I nearly fibrillated you!
I'm on the record that I crushed you. You almost died, there, I said it!
I'll bet you 300 volts that you'll never forget it
Look at me! Just compare us, yeah, you and me!
My tail's longer, while your body's just fatter. See?
Pikachu:
You jerk! You think that you can break me with that?
You couldn't handle my power with your savage little mind
What's inside mine was ahead of its own time
If you had killed me, you have doomed all mankind!
Mr. Yellow Cheeks, I tell you the truth,
I am more than a match for a Kangaroo Rat like you!
And if the fans realized you nearly murdered me that day,
Then they'd hate you and Sho more than Paul or even Huner J!
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
Shac89 3/29/13 . chapter 27
Pikachu vs Raichu to Thomas Edison vs Nikola Tesla Raichu as Edison and Pikachu as Tesla
EEE-EEE-EEEE-EEEEEEE-EEEEPIC RAP BATTLES OF POKEMON!