Cop!Soul strikes again.

[Caught]

In which Maka's in class and her police officer boyfriend is bored at his apartment and armed with his phone. What could possibly go wrong?

"That is a dick."

Maka's back went rigid and her eyes darted to Tsubaki. The timer on the snapchat expired and the picture vanished. Not that it helped. The damage was pretty much already done. She thought she'd been discrete! Hiding her phone under her desk so it looked like she was just looking at the notes she…kind of wasn't really taking. Tsubaki was grinning from ear to ear and looking surprisingly perverted.

"No…it wasn't?" Maka tried weakly. Soul had been snapchatting her weird things all afternoon. He had the day off and despite his attempts to get her to stay in bed with him that morning, she did have to go to class. Regardless of how boring it was. And while it did help pass the time during a really…really boring lecture it had been pretty PG up until that point!

Except…oh. Now the other snaps made sense. A can of whipped cream. A bottle of their favorite booze. Hell, she'd been wondering why the hell he had pink ribbon.

She could feel her face practically glowing now. Oh dear lord.

"Nope, that was a dick. A very nice dick." Maka squeaked but Tsubaki just carried on. "And considering those abs and snowy trail, I would have to say-"

"Please don't." She really wasn't sure her blood pressure could take it. She felt her phone vibrate in her hand and Tsubaki raised an eyebrow.

"You should check that. Don't want to miss the show."

Her hand was already moving to unlock her phone and press on the new snap. It was just his face. Eyebrows drawn together, eyes closed, mouth parted and Maka could have sworn she could hear the moan on his lips.

"Oooh, he is handsome!"

"Tsubaki!"

"You might want to go home before he finishes himself off." Her smirk was devious. "If my man was waiting for me like that." She didn't need to say anymore; Maka was already stuffing her notes and phone into her bag. "Have fuuun!" It was hard to stifle her giggles when Maka shot her the dirtiest look she'd ever seen.

Maka snuck out of the lecture hall as quietly as she could and started walking to the bus stop that would take her to Soul's apartment. She grabbed her phone and there was another snap waiting for her. Her stupid, ridiculous, outrageously hot, idiotic, and apparently impatient boyfriend had sent her yet another dick pic captioned "when are you coming over?"

She shot back a text, "fifteen minutes. I was in class you, jerk. I'm going to strangle you!"

"Just do it with the ribbon, cause then it's kinky."