A/N: Annnnnnnnnnnnnd…….I"M BACK!!!!

Everyone laughed their asses off as Naruto ran towards… shit I think I lost that piece of paper again…WAIT FALSE ALARM, IT WAS HERE UNDER ALL THIS SHIT!!!!!!!! Gotta clean this dump up!!!

"Whose dare now?" Shino asked uninterestedly, just wanting to go home. Meanwhile Naruto was running off his freaked-off-ness.

"I think its Ino's" Sakura put a finger to her lips and bit it. Gaara watched in a memorized daze. In and out, in and out.

Oh god…

'Amen.'

Ino cried. Temari grinned "Oh revenge is sweet!" Ino still cried "TO THE GYM!!!" Temari yelled and pounced on her boyfriends back.

"Argghhh, troublesome woman" Temari licked the shell of his ear; he didn't say a word and continued on their way to town. Temari still perched happily on his back.

Whoa I think someone's talking about me because I just sneezed.

Ino stretched out her wedgie as she walked towards a treadmill; a tampon was wedged nicely up her ass. She groaned and turned it on and jumped on. The rest of the gang laughed apart from Gaara and Shino, they are way too cool for laughing.

Ino jogged on the fitness machine, then suddenly out of no-where a little kid popped up right in front of her, licking an ice-cream; she stared at Ino with unblinking eyes.

This continued for about oh say…..ten minutes, then suddenly the little girl slapped her ice cream on the treadmill, causing Ino to slip back and go under the handle bars.

The girl laughed evilly and ran off.

"Ouch!!!"

"Right dare over. This is soooooo boring" Sakura yelled and thrust her hands into the air.

"Yeah that revenge wasn't that good." Temari admitted. Ino sighed and got up.

"Well I've had enough for today" said Tenten.

"Yeah lets go" Neji said, yawning.

"Whose dare is it tomorrow?" Hinata asked shyly.

"Kankuro's" Sakura walked next to Gaara and they all walked home.

(I'm watching Boston legal and its soooo funny!!!!!)

So everyone was on the bus heading home, Nigel was stalking him because he's a weirdo, you wanna hear a cool story.

Okay I was going through dad's contacts on his cell phone and guess what I found.

Gay bar.

Sure enough I rang it, and it was a gay guy advertising where the bar was. The bar is called 'The box' I never would have suspected it. So scary, I am the daughter of a gay man.

"Man I am so tired!" Kiba said.

"You sure?" Kankuro asked.

"…yeah why?" Kiba raised an eyebrow at him, petting his dog.

Kankuro shrugged "Oh no reason" He grinned a wicked grin "I was just wondering if you wanted to do 'something' tonight?"

Kiba's eyes widened "Sure!" he jumped in his seat. Yes that's right, gay lemon.

Temari and Ino grinned at Shikamaru and started fondling him "So troublesome" He moaned as he flopped his head on the chair and spread his legs apart for better access.

"You like that don't you bitch?" Ino slipped her hand down his pants and smoothed his balls, whoa that's graphic. The bus driver watched the free porn from his rear-view mirror. Ooo how erotic.

Temari licked his ear lobe he moaned and twitched his leg. The two girls giggled as Shikamaru mumbled a troublesome. Gaara watched in jealousy, Sakura noticed this and grinned. She flipped herself onto his lap and kissed him square on the lips and grinded her hips against his. Gaara watched wide-eyed and moaned as she ground herself into him, he gripped and floral seats and nearly snapped is finger nails on the fabric.

She trailed kisses on his neck and left and bruising hickey on his once-white neck. Sakura ran her hands up Gaara's shirt and over his abs. She shivered, feeling the hot flesh; she trailed her petite fingers down to his waistband. Her fingers whispered over the top and ducked into his pants; frightening the hell out of Gaara and Shukaku.

AHHHHHHHH is all Shukaku could say.

'Omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg!!!!' is all Gaara could think in his broken brain.

Inner Sakura (intercourse Sakura) was egging Sakura on.

Do it do it do it do it!!!

So was the authoress Do it do it do it!!!!!!

Hey even the readers were in on it Do it do it do it do it!!!!

Sakura's plump strawberry lips feathered over his panting ones, she nibbled on his lower lip and ground into his hips, earning a grunt and a whine. She finally pulled her face off his and sat back in her seat, fully composed.

Meanwhile Gaara's hands where down by his sides, he was panting heavily and sweating, a blush adorning his cheeks.

A demon was also cheering him on in his head.

Every inhabitant on the bus, old people, young people and middle aged people stared in awe. Sakura applied more lip gloss to her…things that the lip gloss was intended for; Gaara looked over at her and his gaze immediately returned to them, the Chap Stick danced over her slightly bruised lips, he moaned, wishing he was that Chap Stick when she stuck her tongue out of her mouth and licked them. She finally bit her lip.

This caused Gaara and Nigel to both hemorrhage at the brain and black out from blood loss.

Hey what's another word for lips; I need my thesaurus…OH SYYYT I ACTUALLY FOUND ONE…AND IT SUCKED!!!.

Hinata watched, learning new tricks, she looked over to a sad Naruto who sighed as he got hard from watching his friends get some. She kissed him on the cheek for a total of 5.4 seconds. It was a wet kiss; wet enough to cause Naruto's eyes to widen.

"You don't have to do that, y'know following everyone else's example; I don't care if you're not ready. I think you're awesome, don't put yourself out for me" he flailed his arms in front of himself in a crazy fashion. Hinata shuffled closer.

"But I want to." Her lips grazed against his softly, her tongue darted out into his mouth and probed around. Naruto's eyes rolled into the back of his head and he laid back on the seat, letting Hinata do all the work. Her soft tongue pushed against his and rubbed the inside of his cheek. The broke away for air.

"…wow" Naruto's breath was labored and Hinata's cheeks were a cute pink colour."Do you wanna finish this when we get back to Sakura's?" he asked.

Hinata nodded and rested her head on his chest.

Meanwhile Neji and Tenten were actually talking and not making out for once!!! OMFG!!

"Aren't you, I dunno, ashamed of me?" Neji asked, twiddling his fingers.

"Why would I be?" his girlfriend squeaked.

"Well, I kinda make you look like a dike"

"…Dike and proud." Tenten dived on top of Neji and nearly sucked his face of in excitement. Jezz if the main house could see this they would be so ashamed, although some would be slightly proud. Neji the virgin lol!

Shino sat in the corner seats, caressing his razor, he stuck it down his pants and groaned "Oh baby not so hard, your shredding me!" literally.

A/n: okay I'm spent for the day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!