AN: Well that took a while didn't it. ^^' Sorry for the month long wait but when you have so much free time you get really lazy.
Violet sat at home reading the latest chapter on her computer.
"Dib! violet's gonna kill me for this but go on a date with me!"
"WHATTTTT?!" she gasped.
*STATIC*
"OKAY! Who the hell ordered all the beauty magazines?!" Derp yelled walking into the kitchen with a pile of magazines in her arms.
"Me!" Tenn and Tak said in unison. "What?!" they growled at each other again.
"Just tell me you paid for these and I'll leave you two to battle." Derp sighed dropping the pile on the table. The table creaked and everyone dived out of the way as the table collapsed by the weight of the magazines.
"How did you even lift those?!" Dib asked.
"Fan-fucking-tastic. Last one's for...Alice!" Derp laughed holding up the last box. But Alice wasn't there.
"Must I do everything? Skoodge go fix the table." Derp ordered walking towards Alice's room.
"What?!"
Derp was about to go into Alice's room when she heard Zim and Alice giggling in Zim's room. She smirked and knocked on the door.
"Yeah?" Alice called from the other side.
"Hey I'm not killing the mood am I?" Derp smirked poking her head in the door.
"Oh shut it. What do you want?" Alice blushed.
"Mail for you."
"Just leave on my-"
"It's from Hot Topic."
"GIVE!"
Derp chuckled and tossed the box to her. "You two have fun. Just don't end up with twins Alice."
"DUDE!"
Derp just laughed and shut the door.
"Jackass." Alice muttered trying to hide her blush.
"So what did you get?" Zim asked.
"I just got a few things for us. Since you're new to the fandom and all." Alice opened the box and unwrapped a few various MLP things. "I'm glad you're getting into it. I knew you couldn't stay away forever."
"To be honest the first time I saw it it did intrigue me but I tried not to think much of it."
"Heh. I never thought it would be you but I'm glad it is." Alice sighed leaning against Zim's shoulder.
*STATIC*
"Okay then Pinkgamer!"
Violet burst into Alice's room surrounded by a dark aura and holding a chainsaw.
"WHERE. IS. SHE?" Everyone then looked to Pinkgamer who gulped before running from the room.
Violet growled and walked after her slowly, only stopping when Dib stepped in the way.
"Calm down!" he said.
Violet smiled at him insanely, laughing when he backed away nervously and continued after Pinkgamer.
*STATIC*
Violet walked back into the room covered in blood.
"What happened?" Tak asked.
"I couldn't find her so I went on an insane killing spree, I feel better now." she smiled.
"Oh…" Tak said backing away.
"Atta girl Violet, take it out on strangers." Alice said encouragingly.
"At least it wasn't another darer." Derp sighed.
"Oh and while I'm killing…" Violet cocked her shotgun and pointed it at Tenn, then shot her.
"Sorry, I'm on team Tak... and you're kinda annoying. Anyways. On to dares!"
"Zim, become a pony, you can be any type you want, but it lasts all chap."
"Really?" Zim smiled.
"Uh I mean really? Why must you do this to me human?" Zim groaned.
"Alicorn?" Alice asked.
"Yes." Zim smirked at her as Alice turned him into a green pony with wings and a horn and a black mane and tail. He desperately tried to keep from squealing.
"You look good as a pony." Alice smiled petting his mane.
"Dib, live in the world of SAO, I wanna see how long you live."
"Gaz, live in the world of Attack On Titan, I wanna see how long you live before you're eaten."
AN: Let's just say Dib didn't last long and Gaz fucking owned AoT! I can't anime ^^'
"Alice, you get to be spend a day with Rainbow Dash, you're welcome. Oh and take Zim with you." Violet smirked. "I think he'd enjoy it."
"What would make you think that human?" Zim growled.
"C'mon Zimmy." Alice smiled grabbing his hoof.
"Derp, you get to kill the three youtubers you despise most, and go hang out with your fav youtuber for a day."
Derp gave her a sadistic grin and ran off killing Tobuscus and the two people that made videos about Invader Zim sucking. After washing the blood out of her clothes she went to hang out with Jerry Peet.
Pinkgamer enters room and Violet turned to her hissing and grabbing Dib. "MINE!" she said hugging Dib defensively.
Pinkgamer left.
"Anyways."
"Tenn, Tak gets to kill you using this." she pointed to torture device and smirked. "Tak, when you're done, I left something for you in your room." she elbowed her playfully.
Tak grinned evilly and had her fun with killing Tenn then rushed to her room to find a small plushie of Dremora sitting on her bed. She squealed and tackled it cuddling it and smiling.
"Damn fangirl…" Alice rolled her eyes.
"Well, that's all for now so... hey Derp can I take Dib with me? I don't trust Pinkgamer." Violet said glaring at nothing.
"I'll drop him off later. We still need to get some dares done okay?" Derp said.
Violet hissed at Pinkgamer. "Alright then, but I'll be watching you…" she glared at nothing again.
She snapped her fingers and portal appears. She walked through it still glaring at nothing.
A few seconds later Pinkgamer poked her head in the door a bit scared.
"Is she gone?"
Everyone nodded and she walked in carrying a shield.
"Well I guess I had that coming... And sorry Derp I won't be at Invadercon. I'm sorry about that but hey I'll start with truths."
"Gir! What would you do without scary monkey?"
Gir whimpered and cried curling up in a ball in the corner.
"I'll get him." Marcy said standing up.
"Everyone! If you could have a superpower, what would it be and why?"
" To fire lasers from my head!" Zim announced.
"Ya know as a pony you can do that." Alice pointed out.
Zim looked up at his horn and beamed looking over a Dib with an evil glare.
"Invisibility!" Dib smiled.
"My nightmare powers are all I need." Gaz muttered.
"I wanna explode!" Gir cheered.
"Is there a power to blow up Twilight, Jb and Miley fans?" Tak asked.
"If there is I want it." Tenn announced.
"BITCHES IT'S MINE!" Alice yelled.
"MUFFIN POWERS!" Marcy squealed.
"Magic powers are nothing compared to the power of SCIENCE!" Membrane said.
"Wanna bet?" Alice muttered building up a ball of dark energy in her hand.
"Not now." Derp hissed.
"The power to kill Zim would be nice for once." Red said.
"DOUGHNUT POWERS!" Purple cheered.
"Every anime power. EVER!" Sam grinned.
"I kinda like Alice's powers." Skoodge said.
"Daww thanks but I'm taken." Alice beamed. "What about you Derp?"
"Hmm...I guess being in control of everything and everyone in the this world would be nice."
"Wow, hardcore." Alice smirked.
"Don't you already do that being the author?" Red asked.
Derp snapped her fingers and the bookcase next to him fell over and crushed him. "I don't have full control. I only control you guys and anything inside this house. That means if you leave this house on your own and I don't teleport you out you lose your ability to respawn after you die and I have no control over what happens." She explained.
"So...It's all because of you we haven't died for real yet?" Dib asked.
"Exactly."
"Tenn! Who do you think is malfunctioning more? The malfunctioning sirs you were sent on meekrob or Gir?"
"Well at least Gir can behave." Tenn shrugged. "Sometimes."
"Time for dares! Sam, Alice, Derp, Membrane, Tenn, and Gaz Watch Puella Magi Madoka Magica opening 2 by heartlessanification02 on YouTube. It's actually just an amv but it's an awesome amv (not to mention it fits the show way better than the original opening)"
"Sweetness!" Alice smiled.
"I'm curious about this one." Derp smirked.
"Very nice." Membrane commented.
"I like the music." Tenn smiled.
"Cool." Gaz shrugged.
"Membrane! Have a death battle with Bill Nye the science guy."
No one had ever EVER seen Membrane so violent. But Alice approved.
"Tallest! Watch the entire Twilight saga! Twice! Gir will be making the popcorn which you HAVE to eat!"
The Tallests got in an intense argument of Edward or Jacob and ended up in the hospital from Gir's popcorn.
"Skoodge! Dance for my amusement."
Skoodge did a nervous awkward dance that was pretty funny to watch.
"Alice! Watch the first 3 episodes of madoka magica. (You can watch the entire series discluding the movies on netflix)"
"Cool!" Alice beamed.
"Alice, Derp, Gir, Marcy and Zim! Go on YouTube and watch "twilights kingdom in 6 minutes" by Jerry Peet."
"RULES OF NATURE!" Alice yelled.
"God I love this guy!" Derp laughed.
"Yay ponies!" Gir cheered.
"He's really funny!"
"They SHOULD have just found Tirek and shot him!" Zim pouted.
"And here I thought he was only dared to watch the first season." Derp muttered to Alice.
"Same group as before! Watch "over a barrel" review by joshscorcher!"
"Man this guy is funny." Alice laughed.
"Cough. Nostalgia Critic rip-off. Cough cough." Derp muttered
"Oh please it isn't that good of an episode." Zim rolled his eyes.
"Why is he so mean to da ponies?" Gir whined.
"Hehehe. BOOM!" Marcy giggled.
"Tak and Tenn! Spend a day together! This should be fun." she grabbed a bowl of popcorn to watch the fun.
Tak and Tenn growled at each other in pure hatred and stormed off staying as far away from each other as possible. They went to the mall and spent all their monies on clothes and beauty products both trying to one up the other in what they bought. They finally went to the food court and groaned as they sat down at the same table.
"Why Tak?" Tenn asked.
"Why what?"
"Why did this have to happen? We were good partners in the academy, dare I say friends."
"Is she..?" Alice asked in shock.
"So why did you have to be an egotistical bitch and try to go after someone like Dremora?"
"No she's not." Derp muttered.
"Well it isn't MY fault you can't handle the fact that in this war I'm the better woman." Tak huffed.
"Please! You know I know more about this than you! You're just saying that to make yourself think you MIGHT have a chance!"
"You stupid whore!
"British bitch!"
In seconds a crowd formed around the girls as Tak threw the first punch to Tenn's face. Random guys cheered them on as the fought and Alice Derp and Pink enjoyed themselves as they watched from home. Pink laughed as she shoved more popcorn in her mouth.
"Wait... The only person who made popcorn today was…" Pink looked at Gir who was smiling at her blindly and ran out of the room to puke.
"How many darers are going to get poisoned by Gir?" Alice asked.
"Uh... Maybe we should move on." Derp said.
"God dammit!"
Alice's phone's text message alarm went off as a strangely marked wolf walked through the door.
She checked the text message only to see it was an excuse from Techno saying she'd send one off her oc's because, blah. blah. blah.
"I'm Yui, Tech's deviantart avatar and I'll be doing the dares today." Yui eyed the text and scoffed.
"Lazy much?"
"Anywho, let's get on with the dares." She smirked revealing razor sharp teeth and scaring the tallests who had already incurred the wrath of the irken version of Techno.
"First off: Tallest Red, eat a bug!" She put her paw out revealing a cockroach.
Red hesitated but eventually shoved in his mouth
"OH IRK IT'S MOVING IN MY THROAT!" Red coughed.
"Purple, eat this." She pulled a plate of stew from thin air.
"But isn't that-?" Purple was cut off as Yui smirked viciously.
"Yup, the German delicacy, Hasenpfeffer, a type of rabbit stew."
Purple fainted and Alice poured the stew in his mouth.
"Skoodge, play Tetris or Space Invaders."
"Space Invaders."
*STATIC*
"WHY CAN'T I HIT THAT LAST ONE!" Skoodge yelled.
"Tak, go on a date with Dremora." The wolf glanced over at a fuming Tenn and chuckled under her breath.
"Zim, admit it! You have a stuffed pony!" She said to be random unaware he actually had a Rainbow Dash doll.
"Of course I don't Yui-wolf thing. You speak lies!" Zim yelled pointing an accusing hoof at Yui while blushing.
"Tenn, watch Dremora and Tak on their date without interrupting!" She said to tick the irken off more.
"I. Don't. Like. You." Tenn growled.
"The SIR units, knit me an owl sweater!" She yipped with delight.
Gir Mimi and Marcy quickly got to work and when it was done and Yui licked the SIRs' cheeks gratefully, bouncing round the room like a puppy in the sweater. Which she kinda was.
"And last but not least, Alice." She quickly exited the room and came back with a present box in her jaws before setting it on Alice's lap.
"Open it!" She said wagging her tail happily. Alice opened the box and pulled out the contents which were a baby rattle and a squeaky toy. Doom Wing swooped down and grabbed the toy flying up to a perch on her bookshelf and squeaking it in his mouth.
"Heh, thank you." Alice smiled giving Yui a light pet.
"No truths so cya!" The wolf left, tail wagging, through a portal that opened in the center of the room.
"Dremora!"
A shadowy portal appeared in the floor, and Dremora emerged out of it.
"I'm glad I made it in time. I was worried I would miss another chapter. Heh, had to do some explaining to everyone about my long absence."
He then turned towards Derp and gave a friendly and grateful smile. "And Derp, I want to thank you for the PM wishing me a Happy Birthday. I really appreciate it."
"No prob. It's just what I do." Derp smiled.
Marcy seemed to remember something and ran off to the kitchen.
"Oh, yeah! Happy -Late- Birthday Dremora! Sorry Derp and I didn't get you anything. Heh, we're broke!" Alice said with a sheepish smile.
"Yeah, happy birthday...I guess." Gaz muttered.
"Gaz? Is that I kind statement I hear?" Dremora teased.
Gaz growled in response.
"So anyway, did you do anything special?" Alice asked.
Dremora adorns a slightly annoyed look, but had a slight smile.
"Well, Ayame, Serenity and Kai threw me a party. I didn't want to attend, being the center of attention and all, but I also didn't want to disappoint them. Ayame and Kai would've gotten pissed and pester the hell out of me, and Serenity would've become hurt and upset. It was actually kinda fun though. Everyone I knew was there. Somebody even spiked the drinks! Luckily no one really drank that much, and I was immune since I'm not human." he smirked. "Heh, Kai wasn't so lucky. He got hammered and was all over the place sputtering random nonsense. He even said that Ayame was the one who spiked the drinks, in the hopes that I would get drunk and she could take advantage of me and give me a 'real present' or something like that."
Tak and Tenn's eyes grew wide in shock and they then growled to themselves.
"Proof that he was drunk. Ayame might be kinda crazy at times, and, ahem... very flirtatious, but she just does all that for fun. She wouldn't do anything like that."
Derp, Alice and Sam huddled in a corner and talked too low for Dremora to noticed.
"Is he blind? He has probably three girls after him and doesn't notice a thing?" Derp asked.
"Yeah girls usually don't go that far if it's just a joke." Sam added.
"He's smart though. He's probably just in denial." Alice said.
Marcy then ran over to Dremora holding a small cake decorated with balloons, confetti and the words "Happy Birthday Dremora!" all in frosting.
"Here you go Dremora! Derp and Alice told me about your Birthday. I know it's not your Birthday anymore, but I baked you this cake and put it in Alice's fridge so it would be fresh when you came over. I hope you like it!" she smiled.
Dremora first looked surprised, but then adorned a warm and affectionate smile, and picked her up to give her a hug. "You're such a sweet girl, Marcy. Thank you for this... This really means a lot to me."
"You're welcome Dremora! I'm so glad you like it!" she beamed giving him a big hug back before he let her down gently.
Tak and Tenn went over to Derp and Alice upset and muttered.
"Why didn't one of you inform me about Dremora's Birthday earlier?" Tak asked bitterly.
"Yeah, I could've gotten him a present or something!" Tenn hissed.
"Oh. I didn't tell you about his Birthday? Oh my how could I have been so stupid as to not tell you." Derp said sarcastically.
"Maybe if you hadn't cleared out our bank accounts for those damn magazines we might have remembered." Alice shrugged.
"Damn you demon spawns…" Tak growled at both of them.
"Daww thanks." Alice beamed.
"Now that I think about it telling them could've been pretty entertaining. Oh well." Derp shrugged.
"Heh. Well, I'm in a real good mood now! Anyway, let's start things off with Truths!" Dremora smiled.
"Zim: Have you ever thought of asking Gaz to assist you in conquering Earth? With her dark and terrifying powers, she'd be a great help! At the very least she could take care of Dib for you. Sure you'd have to bribe her with something to get her to cooperate, but still..."
"Zim has attempted to persuade the Dib-sister in the past but I have only come back with severe injuries. And now that won't be necessary with my beautiful love-pig at my side." Zim smiled pecking Alice's cheek.
"Oh stop it you." Alice blushed messing up his mane.
"Derp: Have you ever thought of writing a story for another fandom before? If so, which fandom would you choose?"
"Maybe Gravity Falls at some point. But I'll wait until season 2 is done so no information is wrong or outdated." Derp shrugged.
"Tenn & Skoodge:Why did you two decide to become Invaders? No offense, but neither of you seem like the invader type to me."
They both got a hurt look, and Tak smirked at Tenn, to which she glared back.
"I'm not meaning that neither of you have what it takes to BE an Invader, because you've both proven that you do... I mean that I wouldn't expect either of you to want to be an Invader because you're both calm/composed, laid back and very nice. Probably the nicest Irkens in the Armada."
They both became happy, and Tenn smirked at Tak, to which she glared back.
"Also in Skoodge's case, he's also timid and insecure... He's getting better at that though. So anyway, why did you decide to become Invaders?"
"We didn't know that the ones that are drafted as soldiers and eventually invaders and the irkens that go to lead normal lives are separated by how well they do on a final test for young smeets before we're allowed to go to the planets surface for the first time or if the irken drops out of the test which is what irkens who don't want to fight normally do. We didn't know this so we ended up doing well on the test and moving on to the soldier training academy." Tenn explained.
"I would've asked to leave but I was too nervous too." Skoodge said.
"Alice: Odd question, but I'm curious... Do you believe in that whole: 'Opposites are attracted to one-another, and help balance the other out' aspect?"
"Yeah actually. You'd surprised how many polar opposite people get along well. And it can be really cute." Alice smiled hugging Zim.
"Raita" Dremora gave a friendly smile. "Just wanted to say welcome back to the Dareshow."
"Violet: You've been really nice to Tak lately, but you didn't like her at first. What was it that made you change your perception of her?"
"Prof. Membrane: If you don't mind me asking, what did your wife look like?"
Membrane sighed. "She was truly beautiful. She looked just like Gaz. Long purple hair and truly marvelous eyes."
"Gaz: Have you ever gotten a blister or cramp on your hands or fingers from playing your Game Slave for so long?"
"I used to but not anymore." Gaz said.
"Derp & Alice: As I mentioned in a PM, I've recently gotten back into Teen Titans. So some of my segments, such as today's, will revolve around that. And, like I also stated in the PM, I LOVE the BBRae (Beast BoyxRaven) pairing! So at least half of anything Teen Titans related I include in my segments will involve that pairing. Heh, I'm curious if I'll be able to get you two interested in that pairing." he gave a friendly smile.
"Hmm...a green guy...a dark creepy girl...totally!" Derp squealed.
"They seem cute together." Alice smiled.
"Those are all the questions I have, so we'll move on to Dares!"
"Alice, Derp, Sam, Zim, Dib, GIR, Marcy & Tenn: Watch the Death Battle: 'Starscream VS Rainbow Dash' by ScrewAttack on YouTube."
"My money's on the horse." Alice smirked.
"Wanna bet?" Sam asked.
"Alright guys throw in what money you have and pick a side. Winners get all the money split evenly." Derp said tossing in her purple Gir wallet.
Dib, Sam, Marcy and Tenn went to team Starscream and Alice, Derp, Zim and Gir went to team Rainbow Dash.
They all cheered on their competitor in a close fight until Dash destroyed Starscream and ate his lifeforce.
"VICTORY!" Zim cheered brofisting (or brohoofing) Alice and glomping her.
"Well you seem really happy we won Zim. But why did you pick a skittles pony over a giant robot?" Derp asked.
"Oh! Uh...well my love-pig always knows best and Zim really wanted the Earth monies."
"Right."
"Pretty pony!" Gir squealed.
"How is that even possible?" Tenn asked.
"Damn it!" Sam hissed.
"You are kidding me?!" Dib whined.
"Aww we lost but at least there was a boom!" Marcy giggled.
"Everyone except Membrane, Red & Purple: Watch 'FUNNY TEEN TITANS MOMENTS' by 2miangels on YouTube and let me know which were your favorite moments."
Alice, Derp, Gir, Marcy and Sam wouldn't stop laughing
"I look so much better in those colors then that beast creature." Zim muttered rolling his eyes.
"I don't even know what I'm watching at this point." Dib
"That Raven girl is sorta cool." Gaz shrugged.
"I'm definitely interested in this show." Tak smiled.
"I thought the video was great." Tenn beamed.
"Same as above: Another funny moments montage, watch 'Teen Titans Funny Moments' by Sarah Bewly on YouTube. Like before, let me know which were your favorite moments."
More or less the same reactions. Lots of lolz!
Same as above: "Watch Teen Titans episode 6 'Nevermore' and then let me know what you thought of the episode."
"SHIP!" Alice squealed.
"Must binge watch! NOW!" Derp yelled, grabbing her laptop and going up to her room.
"She reminds Zim much of his Alice-love." Zim sighed.
"This really cool." Dib smiled.
"Raven's cool but her other personalities suck." Gaz muttered.
"Ooo!" Gir squealed very interested.
"Boom monster! Boom!" Marcy smirked.
"I wouldn't mind watching more of this." MiMi smiled.
"Dammit Cyborg! You ruin da ships!" Sam pouted.
"Wow, this show is good." Tak smiled.
"Once again another awesome suggestion from you Dremora." Tenn beamed batting her eyes at Dremora.
"Everyone except Membrane and Purple: Watch Teen Titans episode 22 'Winner Take All' and give me your thoughts on it. You can watch these episodes at Watchcartoononline."
"Sweet!" Alice beamed.
"It's official. I love this fucking show!" Derp smiled.
"Zim must be this game master!" Zim announced.
"How does that animal morphing power even work?" Dib asked.
"Cool." Gaz shrugged.
"He's on fire!" Gir said pointing
"I like Starfire!" Marcy giggled.
"What a twist!" Sam smiled.
"Well someone copied irken technology." Red said glaring at Gizmo
"I like this." Tak smiled.
"Such a unique show." Tenn commented.
"Bonus Dare(s)! Alice & Derp: Tell me, what do you think of Teen Titans so far? Also, tell me which of those two episodes did you like better? Personally, I prefer 'Nevermore'."
"AWESOME!" They squealed in unison.
"We like Nevermore too." Derp smiled.
"Gaz: Tell me, what do think of the character Raven?"
"She's cool." Gaz shrugged.
Everyone: "Transform into whatever animal you chose last chapter."
A large tank filled with water appeared in the room and Alice, Zim and Membrane jumped in as they became and red shark, a green squid and a white dolphin with thick goggles.
Purple turned into a fluffy purple kitten that was chased by Gir who had become a silver puppy and Marcy who was a red fox until he hid behind Red as a red snake.
Tak and Tenn started fighting has a purple tiger and a pink lion and Sam wouldn't stop glomping people as a penguin.
"Um...where's Derp?" Skoodge asked as a cheetah.
"RAWR!" A large black T-Rex roared scaring the shit out of everyone. "IMMA A MUTHA FUCKING T-REX!"
"Dib: Go to MiB headquarters and meet J and K from the Men in Black. *Smirk* Heh, maybe you'll learn something from them on how to catch and defeat aliens."
"Sweet!" Dib beamed running off.
"The Irkens: Have a Free-For-All, Battle Royale! The last Irken standing will be crowned top Irken, and gets to choose a Wish type Dare that I will grant next chapter. Now... Have at it!"
"We have to fight Zim?!" Red gasped.
"HE'S INSANE!" Purple yelled.
"Well he's a pony this chapter so I think you guys are fine." Alice explained.
"Celestia-dammit!" Zim growled as all the other irkens sighed in relief.
Alice teleported Red, Purple, Tak, Tenn, and Skoodge to a battle arena. They all took out their PAK legs and weapons out of their Paks and began to fight. Tak stood off to the side watching them with a smirk on her face. She pulled out her super weapons that she had been saving and shot the mass of battling irkens.
An explosion of dirt blood and organs erupted into the sky and Tak grinned with satisfaction. As the smoke cleared a figured came from it slowly making their way to Tak. Tak gasped as Tenn stepped forward holding a bleeding wound on her arm and glaring at Tak. She picked up a torn off Pak leg and pointed at her.
"Fine. If that's how you want to die." Tak muttered ripping out one of her Pak legs and tossing her super weapons aside.
The two walked towards each other holding their weapons tightly. They stood only a few feet away and after a minute of unbearable silence they charged.
By the end Tak and Tenn killed each other at the exact same time and dropped dead in a giant puddle of irken blood.
"You were a very good teacher Dremora." Tak smiled.
"Alice & Gaz: Battle two of the most powerful characters/bosses from any series of Derp's choosing! If they prove to be too much of a challenge for you separately, fuse into Galize and see if you can beat them that way."
"Uh...Mariko from Elfen Lied and the Kingdom Hearts 2 version of Sephiroth!" Derp said with an evil smirk.
"Oh come on! You know I can never beat that boss battle on my own!" Alice wined.
"I'll do it." Gaz muttered. "Whiner."
The two were teleported to a battle arena and stood in front of the badass Sephiroth and the disabled little Diclonius known as Mariko.
"You're the video game badass so I call the kid." Alice said as they took their battle stances.
Gaz rolled her eyes and dodged Sephiroth's first attack and pulled a giant purple glowing sword out from behind her.
"Where did you get that?!" Alice asked dodging Mariko's vectors.
"Shut up!"
Both girls took damage while dealing their own but they were getting tired quick.
"I think we need to fuse." Alice said.
"Duh."
Darkness swirled around the two engulfing them completely and when it cleared Galize stood in their place.
She glared at the two enemies and released a blast of dark energy knocking them back. With incredible speed they dodged every one of Sephiroth's attacks while dealing out brutal combos herself. He eventually collapsed in a bloody beaten mess and Galize turned to Mariko who actually seemed scared.
She regained her threatening glare and shot all 26 of her vectors out towards Galize. She jumped high in to the air and fired a power blast a Mariko who fell back and out of her wheelchair. Galize shot towards her and drove her foot straight through Mariko's chest. Blood spilled everywhere and Markio stopped moving. Galize separated back to Alice and Gaz as they took a good look at their work.
"I fucking hate kids." Alice muttered with a smirk.
Gaz nodded and they fistbumped and teleported back to Alice's house.
"That's all I can think of for this segment. Guess I'll head back and have some of this delicious cake Marcy made me." Dremora looked towards Marcy and gave her a soft smile. "Thank you again for the cake Marcy. This was a great present."
"You're welcome Dremora!" Marcy giggled.
"See you all next time!"
Carefully holding the cake with one hand, Dremora put his index and middle finger on his forehead and used Instant Transmission to return home.
Marcy then became ecstatic that her present made him happy.
"Hmph! I could've gotten him a fantastic present that he would've loved as well if I was told in time!" Tak muttered.
"Look on the bright side…" Tenn smirked. "You don't have to feel the hurt, sadness and humiliation of seeing him completely ignoring your present due to him focusing on the one I would've gotten him! And, more importantly, the praise he would've given me for it as well."
"Pbth! Pity is more like it."
"Why you little..."
"Tenn don't let her discourage you." Alice said walking in between the girls.
"You're right Alice. I shouldn't let her get under my skin." Tenn smirked.
"You girls shouldn't be arguing about who would've given him a better present when we all know that if everyone had gotten their way Dremora would've pitied you both while thinking about how much Ayame blew you both out of the water." Alice smirked.
"Oh that's it!" Tak growled.
"Alright by everybody! I gotta go pack for the con!" Derp waved to the camera while trying to keep Tak and Tenn from tearing Alice to shreds.
A portal opened in the middle of the room again and Yui stuck her head in.
"Oh yeah and Techno wanted me to ask Violet what she titled the picture."
Yui pulled her head back through the portal before it closed up again.