Disclaimer:
Not mine
Rating:
PG-13
Pairing:
KisaIta
Author's
note: English is my second language so please don't kill me over
grammar mistakes and all those things.
DISNEY
Ninja children's education isn't really that different from that of animals. Animals play as a training for what they will be in adulthood.
Puppies play tug on fallen branches to prepare themselves to fight for their food, kittens play with each other simulating fights they would have to do in order to defend their territory and little ninjas…
When 4 years old Uchiha Itachi convinced his babysitter to swim in a fish pond with only a look, his parents knew that their son would be great in genjutsu. A similar thing happened when 6 years old Hoshigaki Kisame took his father's sword in his hands and started to swing it around. Hoshigaki Nokoru was only a bit peeved by the fact that his precious olive tree had been thoroughly shaved.
Basically, the things a ninja kid did in his childhood were the main indicator of what the child would excel in.
That was why Hoshigaki Kisame started to sweat ice cubes when he found Kid Leader in front of the TV, happily maiming a stuffed shark while watching 'The little mermaid'.
Les
poissons, les poissons
How I love les poissons
Love to chop and
to serve little fish
First I cut off their heads
Then I pull
out their bones
Ah mes oui, savez toujours delice
The fin went off.
Les poissons, les
poissons
Hee hee hee, haw haw haw
With a cleaver I hack them in
two
I pull out what's inside
And I serve it up fried
God, I
love little fishes, don't you?
The stuffing was extracted.
Here's
something for tempting the palette
Prepared in the classic
technique
First you pound the fish flat with a malette
Then you
slash off their skin
Give their belly a slice
Then you rub some
salt in
'Cause it makes it taste nice
Zoot alors, I have
missed one!
The kid turned to the blue haired missing nin and smiled as he destroyed what was left of the poor plushie.
Sacre
bleu, what is this?
How on earth could I miss
Such a sweet
little succulent crab
Quel Domage, what a loss
Here we go, in
the sauce
Now some flour I think just a dab
Now I stuff you
with bread
Don't worry, 'cause you're dead!
And you're
certainly lucky you are
'Cause it's gonna be hot in my big silver
pot!
Tout-aloo mon poisson
Au revoir
When the song was finished the child left the remains of the shark on the floor and hugged tightly his weasel plushie.
"Come on Itachi, convince me that that kid won't kill me when he gets older just to get into your pants."
Itachi only sighed.
A/N: So sorry for the delay but exams are nearing and I have to study, on top of that one of my friends had a car accident and is currently in hospital so I was a bit distracted. I have to warn you that until the end of February weekly updates will not be assured. I am sincerely sorry for this but if I don't pass these exams I'm not going to be allowed on the pc so… On a happier note I finally have Photoshop CS3! XD And thanks to everyone who reviewed!