Pietro, Wanda, Vision, Sam, and Jim

Vision: I have a question about our colleagues.

Jim: That's a dangerous road bro.

Sam: He's right, but I am curious about your question.

Pietro: Are we gossiping?

Wanda: You are like a young school girl.

P: Mean!

S: I want to hear the question!

V: If Loki and Bucky are considered to be villains, then why are they staying here with us? And why does Thor insist on making sexual innuendoes at every given moment?

P: Thor is gay for Loki, Steve is gay for Bucky, etc.

W: The etc. is your gay for Clint.

J: Stark owes me money now.

P: How dare you bet on my relationships!

V: If I recall correctly, you were considered bad for a short period of time as well.

V: Is there some sort of sex appeal in the so called 'bad boy'?

S: Wanda was bad, you have the hots for her, figure it out yourself.

W: O.O

J: Now Stark owes me even more money.

S: How many people did you bet on?

J: Just those two.

P: Wait wait wait. Vision is in love with my LITTLE SISTER?

V: It would seem that my secret is no longer a secret.

S: It was never a secret!

P: I WAS UNAWARE OF IT.

W: You're unaware of practically everything.

P: Name one thing that isn't that.

W: Clint's constantly eyeing your butt and you don't even notice.

P: HE'S FRIGGIN HAWKEYE, OF COURSE I WOULDN'T NOTICE.

P: But good to know…

V: I have another question: Are Thor and Loki not considered brothers anymore?

S: Well Loki is adopted.

J: And Odin is MIA.

P: So no, they are now lovers.

V: I see.

V: One last question: Wanda, are you free this evening?

P: AND THIS IS WHERE I TAKE MY LEAVE.

J: Same.

S: Nice talk bye.

W: Losers. Yes I actually am free.

V: Excellent.

A/N: Hm, that excellent was not meant to be creepy…haha. I love Pietro :3 –Lokitty