Sonic's Insane Life-By InuSonishaUnlimited
Disclaimer: I don't own SEGA or their characters. Also, there are some characters that are not mine in this story, some of which came from DeviantART or otherwise. I will point out these characters and their creators, so that they recieve their credit. Either way...that's done.
Summary: Basically put, this story is all about insane, crazy adventures that Sonic and his friends go through in his life. Lots of craziness ensues here, so here's the lowdown: This is M-rated, so kiddies should stay away. There is Strong Language, Strong Violence, Nudity, Lots of Sex and Absolue Insanity. Flames will be punished with a harsh message from me, so think twice about doing it. I take suggestions for characters to show up or scenarios, but otherwise, have fun and hope you enjoy!
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InuSonishaUnlimited: Time for a Hellish time.
Sonic: I haven't done anything bad! Why do I need to go to Hell!?
InuSonishaUnlimited: All that pranking and you don't think you need to go to Hell?
F. Tails: You naughty boy...
Anth: Suck it up, dude.
Weresheep: Who invited you?
InuSonishaUnlimited: I won't ask. Anyway, you're going to the underworld, so suck up your courage.
Sonic: Damn it, I don't wanna!
InuSonishaUnlimited: No choice.
Sonic: You're the one going to Hell...
InuSonishaUnlimited: When I die, probably. Who knows? No one can truly know if you're going to Hell when you die.
Amy: I know who knows.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Then I don't want to know.
Insane Day 34: Sonic's Hell and Knuckles' Misunderstanding
Eggman paces his lab until he finally smiles. He looks to a screen showing something worth his while, the stairway to Hell. Oddly enough, it was located next to the stairway to the Subway in Station Square. Why the people never noticed was due to a constant "Out Of Order" barricade in front of the steps. Anyway, he smiles as he looks at the screen. "Heh heh heh, my plan will now go into action!" Eggman shouts, getting in his Egg ATV and heading out. Meanwhile, Sonic happened to be out in the city today, walking by the Subway with Rouge. "That was a good movie, Sonic." she says, smiling at him. "Anything for you, Rouge. Well, you'd better get to work, right?" Sonic says. "Yeah, but I'll catch you back home, okay? Try not to get into trouble, okay?" she says, kissing him before flying away. "Sonic!" Eggman yells from the air. "Oh god, not you again." Sonic says, shaking his head.
"This time, I will win! Behold, the gateway to your demise!" Eggman shouts, pointing to the blocked-off Subway entrance. "What? It's just a blocked-off entrance." Sonic says. "Or it it!? Woud you believe that it is the gateway to Hell!?" Eggman shouts. "Gateway to Hell? My ass." Sonic says. "Then GO!" Eggman says, shooting a windblast that sends Sonic over the barricade and tumbling down a set of steps. "Curse you, Eggman!!!" Sonic yells, bouncing down the steps until he touches the bottom. "Hmm..."Welcome to Heck, a friendly community.""Sonic says, reading a sign nearby. Suddenly, a black-cloaked figure emerges, yet Sonic simply looks to him with a confused look. "Welcome, mortal, to your eternal resting place! I am the King of Calamity, the Prince of Doom, the Ruler of Eternal Anguish!" the figure yells at Sonic. Sonic looks and gulps down at the sight of this big figure and the flames behind him.
"I am Fear! I am Evil! They call me...Peaches!" he says to Sonic. "Peaches?" Sonic asks, not really confused. "Will you let me continue?" he asks Sonic normally, who looks like he's been cheated out of a hellish experience. "You will remain and rot in torment forever. Whahahahaahahaah!!!" Peaches says. "I can't believe your name is Peaches..." Sonic says. "Okay, then who the hell are you?" he asks in a not-so-evil voice. "Um..." Sonic says, but gets interrupted by Peaches. "I know who you are. You're Sonic the Hedgehog." he says. "How do you know me?" Sonic asks. "I read about you in this pamphlet. Do you know what that makes it?" Peaches asks. "Um...no." Sonic says. "It's the Pamphlet from Heck!" Peaches says. They both start laughing at that statement until Sonic stops. "Hey, wait a sec. Isn't it supposed to be the Pamphlet from...Ooomph!" Sonic says, getting muffled by Peaches. "Sensors." Peaches says.
"And here's the Box from Heck and here's a Pinapple from Heck." Peaches says, pulling out said items with "Heck" stamped on them. "Hahaha, good one there." Sonic says. "Okay, where was I...Oh yeah. You don't belong here, Sonic the Hedgehog!" he yells. "I...I don't?" he asks. "Correct. You have no charges for the resulting millenia of torture and anguish!" Peaches says. "Um...Can I talk to someone else?" Sonic asks. "Yup, you can find Satan on the next floor." Peaches says, mumbling something about a fat cow. "Uh-huh...someone's been doing pot." Sonic says, walking to the floor entitled "Hell". Upon reaching the bottom, Sonic feels the heat and sees the red devils walking around with chained souls and tormented creatures. He comes across a very big red guy with long black horns and wings. He turns and sees Sonic, holding his trident and grinning sadistically. "Ahh, what do we have here? Some fresh meat!?" the guy shouts. "Um...are...are you Satan?" Sonic asks.
"Yes, fool. Kneel before the awesome power of the ruler of Hell! It is I, Satan!" he yells, producing giant geysers of flames. "Uh, right. Well, I'm out of here." Sonic says, turning to see Satan again. "You must be Sonic. While I haven't been expecting you, I know well about you. Therefore, you will remain here, in Hell! To be tortured forever!" Satan yells. "Don't think so, pal. Unlike you, I have a life." Sonic says, walking past Satan, who becomes very angry. "You dare talk to me like that?! You will pay for your insolence!" Satan yells, running after him, at which point, Sonic turns and slams his fist into Satan's jaw. From there, it's on and they waste no time getting started. Sonic continues his assault with more punches until Satan slams his gigantic fist into Sonic's face, sending him across the room.
"Damn, strong...then again, it is Satan..." Sonic says, rolling away before his head was smashed into the wall. He kicks Satan across his face and and watches the demon holding his cheek. "You have done the unforgivable!" Satan yells, rushing at Sonic, who starts beating him up. Satan grabs Sonic's fist and throws him down, slamming his hooves on his chest. Sonic rolls away in pain before getting beaten down by the big red demon. He throws Sonic near the edge of a fiery lake, but Sonic stops himself and rolls behind Satan. With a swift kick, he sends the big, red guy into the magma, watching him sink to the bottom. "Hah, take that, Satan!" Sonic yells, doing a victory pose before running off. A red hand surfaces and soon, Satan appears behind Sonic. "Shit!!!!" Sonic yells, running with Satan in hot pursuit. He finally manages to lose him in a section of Hell populated mostly by the succubi. Basically, Sonic found himself in Hell's whorehouse.
"Oh my god..." Sonic says as he backs away towards the entrance of the section. The sucubbi giggle at him and move close, but only three of them walk close enough to make Sonic squirm. One was a hedgehog-like sucubbus, tall and busty, with green hair and quills. Her thin outfit was pretty open, colored purple but it was pink at her breasts. She also wears long, purple gloves and boots. The second one was also a hedgehog-style succubus, her hair and quills were long and red, with a long ponytail over the front of her body. She wears a purple skirt-like outfit, short enough to somewhat expose her panties. She wears red heels and pink leggings. The last one is shorter than the other two, but she is also a hedgehog-style sucubbus with pink hair and a blue headband for her bangs. She wears a pink blouse and a blue, short skirt, short enough to see what's under it. She also wears white boots. "Oh no, gotta leave now!" Sonic shouts, running out. The three sucubbi giggle with anticipation and begin flying after him.
Meanwhile, M. Tails is busy in the garage, working on a new vehicle. F. Tails walks in with a box of tools for the mechanical work. "Okay, ready to do this." she says as she kneels down. "Cool, let's get to work." M. Tails says, getting from under the body of the vehicle. He puts up one of those covering curtains to make sure the invention remains unseen while they were working on it. It also made the both of them project shadows to whoever looked at the curtain. Knuckles walks by the room where the mechanical work is taking place and sees the shadows of M. Tails and F. Tails at work. Well, at least on a job different than what they were actually doing. "What the hell...?" he asks quietly as he looks at the job at hand. F. Tails is bent over looking at something as M. Tails comes from behind with something long. "Is he gonna...!?" Knuckles asks as he watches. "Yup, put it right in there, Tails." F. Tails instructs, putting the long metal rod that M. Tails passes to her between her legs for the moment. From Knuckles' view, he just pushed it into her ass. "Oh my god...!" he says, continuing to watch.
"I think that'll do perfectly." M. Tails says, putting his hands on his hips. In Knuckles' view, he sees his hands on F. Tails' hips. "Yeah, but it isn't stable. Push it in deeper for me, okay?" she asks, holding the machine steady as M. Tails pushes the rod in. Well, you know what Knuckles sees right now. "Damn, how bold..." Knuckles says. "Okay, it's secure. Let me get the rope." M. Tails says, grabbing some rope. "No...the hell he wouldn't..." Knuckles says. "Now tie it straight and tie these tightly, all right?" F. Tails asks, with M. Tails responding as such. "Is he tying her breasts or something?! I can't tell..." Knuckles says. In reality, he is tying the rod so that he can level it with a pulley system and some nearby rolling parts down tightly so they don't move. "Good, now we can finish up." F. Tails says, smiling. "Yup, let's do it." M. Tails says. Knuckles runs out, screaming like a madman at what happened. "All done." F. Tails says, smiling to M. Tails. "Yup, a nice new car! We did well." he says.
Back to Sonic's troubles, he's had enough. He's been running around the depths of Hell, fighting the Lord of Hellish Torment and encountered things he wished he didn't. Even now, he goes flying into the rocky wall behind him after a massive hit from Satan. "You have no chance..." he says, panting like he was tired. "Wow, Satan is getting tired..." Sonic says, getting up slowly and doing his best to move at him. A swift Spin Dash sends Satan back a few feet, knocking him into a nearby wall. With the evil unconscious, Sonic looks for the exit. "Oh, what's the use...I'm never getting out of here!" Sonic yells. The three succubi emerge and surround him. "Crap, is this how it ends? Raped to death by female devils? Be quick..." Sonic says, closing his eyes. "Silly, we're going to help you escape!" the youngest pink-haired one says. "Help me escape?" Sonic asks, opening his eyes and noticing how close they were. "Yup, follow us!" the green-haired one says, flying with the others towards the Subway entrance Sonic tumbled down before. He wouldn't be allowed to escape though without one last visit from Satan.
"You won't be leaving, fool!" he shouts. "Goddamn it, fuck off already! We've fought four times already! I'm fucking sick of fucking fighting a fucking bastard like you! I don't even care who the fuck you are, just fucking go AWAY!!!" Sonic yells at the top of his lungs. Screaming at the devil is one thing but cursing him out is something else entirely. Satan was beyond pissed off, he was now completely pissed off. "You little bastard! I'll break that neck of yours!!" he shouts, rushing at Sonic. The hedgehog is now done with this and rushes at him, resulting in the cartoony fight cloud. Fists and curses ring out until Sonic knocks his head into Satan's gut, knocking the wind out of him. That moment of vulnerability was all Sonic needed to vent his anger by literally beating Satan down like a pinata. The red guy falls to his face, black eyes and bruises evident on his body. "Quickly, he won't stay down for long. You better head on up." the red-haired succubus says. "Right, but will you get punished for helping me?" Sonic asks. "We're already his servants, somewhat. What more can he do?" the green-haired one says.
"Besides, we'll meet soon." the red-haired one says. "Yup, so please take care!" the pink-haired one says. "Well, thanks for your help anyway! Later!" Sonic says, running up the steps and emerges on the surface, almost too happy to express it. "I'm free! Free!" Sonic yells, running around the city in a happy mood. Back in Hell, the succubi fly by the downed body of their big red master. His hand quakes a bit before he finally rises up and lets out a loud roar. "DDAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN HEEEEDDDDGGGGGEEEHHHHHOOOOGGGG!!!!" he yells before walking back to his throne to ponder some new ways to torment his prisoners besides showing them sitcom re-runs. Sonic returns home and lays down on the couch, snoring as he settles into slumber. The experience was draining and all he wanted was a nice bit of rest. Anth comes in the house and turns the t.v. up way loud, waking up the hedgehog. "Gah, what's the matter with you!?" Sonic asks. "What, you thought I'd go the whole way without appearing?" Anth asks. "...Fair comment." Sonic says, shaking his head.
-An experience in Hell, changes depending on your way of looking at it. Next up, Sonic introduces Blaze to the Nightlife and M. Tails and Wave have an odd moment themselves.
InuSonishaUnlimited: Yup, the Babylon Rouges are coming now.
Sonic: Jet, fucking bastard...
Amy: Don't tell me you're still upset, Sonic...
Sonic: Damn right and I'll beat his ass in the dirt!
InuSonishaUnlimited: Do it on your own time. We wait till the next Day for whatever to happen.
Knuckles: If you gonna fight, expect some help.
Sonic: Not with Jet, I assume.
InuSonishaUnlimited: All right, calm yourselves.
Sonic: Fine...
Amy: Don't worry about it, Sonic...