The Loud House Guest

by 364wii

The title pretty much says it all. My OC is invading episodes. Some episodes are heavily edited some are lightly edited also some original content the cover was done by Ozjim11 also Harem in future chapters. I write this for fun and to kill time.

36. Intern For The Worse

Disclaimer copyright I don't own the Loud House.

The story begins with Lincoln walking down the school hallway with a briefcase and necktie.

Lincoln looks to the readers, "Today is the Fifth Grade Internship Fair and I'm making sure to put my best foot forward." Lincoln approach the Gym doors and kick them open, "'Cause there's only one place I wanna work."

A butch of different business are in the gym for the internship, but only one has captured the boy's eyes, Flip's FOOD & FUEL Jonathan is napping at the stand.

"FLIP's FOOD & FUEL!" Lincoln yelled.

Jonathan yelps.

"Good morrow, fine sir. I'm Lincoln Loud. "I'd love the opportunity to work at your fine establishment..." Lincoln said.

Jonathan chuckles, "If you just wanted a job you could of just said so."

Lincoln shows Jonathan a piece of paper, "If you peruse my joint resume, I think you'll find-"

Jonathan interrupts, "Never mind that! You got a criminal record?"

Lincoln gives a confused look, "No."

Jonathan clapped his hands, "You're hired! Flip has very low standards."

Lincoln excited jumps up, "Woo hoo!" I'll get to see where the nacho cheese comes from and read the comics as soon as they're delivered and use the Flippee machine!" Oooh! Flippees!"

Jonathan snaps his fingers, "Hey, Stinkoln! Your internship started ten seconds ago!" He then lifts his fist up.

Lincoln and Jonathan excitedly fist bump as we cut to Flip's Food and Fuel.

Flip cleaning a car windshield, "See, boy? Across and down! That's the technique." He hands the cleaning brush to Lincoln, "Now it's your turn."

Lincoln picks up a bucket, "But, we're out of window cleaner. Should I go in the store and get some?"

Flip scoffs, "You kiddin' me? That stuff costs forty cents a gallon! Here." He wipes his brow with the brush and squeezes the sweat into the bucket. "Okay, we've covered the cash register, the gas pumps, and stacking the jerky. Last thing you need to know is how to adjust the expiration date." He pulls a milk carton out of the freezer and begins writing on it. "There we go! Now, it's good 'till Christmas."

"Isn't that against the law?" Lincoln asked.

"Did I say it was time for a Q&A?" Flip asked.

Lincoln nod no.

Jonathan whispered to Lincoln, "Now you know why I don't shop here?"

"Now, do you think you're ready to take work at Flips's?"

Lincoln salutes, "You bet, sir!"

Flip smiles, "Good. As an extra incentive, whoever's doing the best job is gonna get promoted to manager! I'll be in the back." We get at some security cameras, "But, Flip's eyes and ears are everywhere!" So, put on a good show, huh?" He walks out.

Lincoln looks to Jonathan, "But, we're bros. I don't wanna be your manager."

Jonathan looks a bit nervous, "Me neither. I'll have to work more if I'm manager and more importantly when family works together it always goes wrong."

Flip appears, "Oh, I forgot one thing." He holds up a golden cup, "The manager gets the unlimited free Flippee cup!" He walks out.

Jonathan awns the cup, "Free Flippees? Big deal. Who cares?"

Lincoln nods, "Yeah, what kind of brothers would we be if we let something as petty as an endless supply of the sweetest, tastiest, frostiest-" He shook his head, "What was I saying?"

Jonathan drools at the cup, "That we're not going to let anything come between us." He wipes the drool away.

Lincoln nods, "Right." He starts walking sketchily, "I'm just gonna wipe down this counter."

Jonathan starts walking sketchily as well, "And I'm just gonna clean off this case."

Lincoln and Jonathan wipe down items while looking at the security cameras; pan to outside where Lola and Lana pull up in Lola's princess car; Lincoln and Jonathan dart outside, "Welcome to Flip's! How can I help you?"

Lola scoffs and hops out of her car, "You can get out of my way. I need to make a tinkle."

Lana jumps in her seat, "You can help me! Fill 'er up! Premium unleaded!"

Lincoln grabs a gas pump, "I'm on it. He puts the pump in the princess car, "Gas for your car..." He hands Lana a bag of beef jerky, "...and gas for you."

Lana accepts the bag, "Ooh! Beef Jerky? Sweet!" She flings a coin into Lincoln's pocket, "Keep up the good work, brother!" She eats the jerky.

Lincoln smiles to Flip's camera.

Lola comes over, "Ugh! How is anyone supposed to tinkle in there? It. Is. Disgusting!"

Jonathan hops with cleaning supplies into the bathroom, "I'm on it!"

Later Lola walks out of the bathroom she gasps, "Johnny! The powder room was a delight! Five stars. Much better."

Jonathan makes note of himself to the camera, then dashes off.

"Have a Flippee day!" Lincoln and Jonathan yelled.

Lola and Lana driving away, "Keep up the good work, boys!"

Lincoln looks to Jonathan, "Look. I want you to know I'm not trying to compete with you. I was just helping a customer."

Jonathan smiles, "No prob bro. Same with me." He fist bumps Lincoln, "We're brother."

The two boys hear banging.

"Ugh, darn thing is on the fritz." Mrs. Jelinsky said.

Lincoln and Jonathan run back to the store, "I'm on it!" They go up to Mrs. Jelinsky, who is frustratingly slamming on a microwave, "At your service, ma'am!"

Jonathan looks at the microwave, "What's the trouble?"

Mrs. Jelinsky shows her burrito, "Your microwave is broken, leaving me as cold as my burrito."

Jonathan takes the burrito, "I can heat this up for you in a jiffy."

Cuts to them outside with Jonathan behind a truck, "Give her some gas, mam!"

The truck releases exhaust onto the burrito, which Jonathan is holding near it with a metal rod. He is testing the heat while wearing a gas mask. The exhaust pipe's fumes chars and blackens the burrito.

Mrs. Jelinsky in the truck, being given the burrito by Jonathan, "What a good little employee!" She drives away.

Jonathan waves goodbye, "Have a Flippee day!" He notices Lincoln glaring at him, "Sorry for butting in, but I'm just trying to help the customer."

Lincoln roll his eyes, "Oh, no. Of course."

The two glare at each other, when a man busts open the door, "Does anybody work here? I'd like to buy some gas station pizza!"

Lincoln, darts inside, "I'm on it! You can help the next customer, bro! He closes the gas station door

Jonathan shakes his fist, "Hey!"

A large school bus of young girl athletes honks and pulls up to Flip's. Girl Athletes are cheering.

Lynn comes out of the bus, "Got a massive order for ya, Baggy." She unrolls a long list into Jonathan's hands.

Jonathan smiles sinisterly, "I'm on it!"

Lincoln comes outside, "Hey, partner! Looks like you could use an assist."

Jonathan rolls up the lust, "Oh, no, I've got this, bro." He walks off, "You can help the next customer."

Cuts to the girl athletes on the bus with their snacks, "Oh, thanks Jon! You're the best!"

Jonathan dusts hands, "No problem, ladies!" He walks off, "Just doin' my job."

Margo hops into the bus doorway, "Yeah, yeah. Can you hold my dog, Lynnsanity? I gotta take a wicked dump!"

Lynn frowns, "No, Margo. You cannot go number two until we are number one."

Margo's stomach gurgles while she looks worried.

Flip from inside the store, "Interns assemble!"

Lincoln and Jonathan dart inside.

Flip walks up to the two, "I've made my decision about which of you to promote to manager."

Lincoln and Jonathan start sweating, "Who is it? Who is it?"

Flip scratches his chin, "Eh, you're both showin' some good hustle, but I'm going to give the edge to...Velazquest!"

Jonathan jumped up happily, "Yes!"

Flip hands the cup to Jonathan, "Congratulations!" He then walks out.

Lincoln crossed his arms, "I knew you were competing with me!"

Jonathan smirked, "Well it's your fault you were competing against me you never had a chance.."

Lincoln clentched his fist, "You one to talk you swiped that burrito right out of my hands, burrito swip and the was showing off with the bathroom cleaning! Potpourri? Seriously?"

Jonathan scoffs, "It provides a soothing environment for our customers, and I won't apologize for that. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have an unlimited free Flippee cup to fill." He leaves, then comes back, "And refill." He leaves again.

Lincoln growls and enters Flip's office, "It's not fair, Flip! I've been working just as hard as Jon." He pushes curtain beads out of the way, "That cup should be mine."

Flip looks to the white haired boy, "I hear what you're sayin', chief. Uh, you know, I do happen to have an opening for a supervising manager. Technically the cup would go to him." Lincoln gasps, "But, you're gonna have to show me you deserve the gig."

Lincoln slams his hands on the desk dividing the two, "What do I have to do? I'll do anything!"

Flip smiles wickedly at hearing this. Lincoln is now feeling around the nacho cheese dispenser while feeling grossed out, "Ugh. I think I found the clog." He pulls out a dirty sock.

Flip smiles, "There's my missin' sock!" He takes it and wrings it off the cheese over the dispenser to save it, "No sense in wastin' good cheese."

Jonathan is using his Flippee cup and enjoying an ice cold Flippee, "Ah..."

Flip takes the cup, "Sorry, chief. We're doing some restructuring." He gives the cup to Lincoln, "Say hello to your new supervising manager!"

Jonathan looks on at Lincoln with disdain while Lincoln just smirks back at him. Lincoln's face is now on the Supervising Manager plague. Now Jonathan is talking to Flip about this.

Flip scratches his nose, "I hear what you're sayin' chief. You know, I do happen to have another position available. Senior supervising manager." Jonathan presses his fingers together, "You'd get your cup back."

Jonathan then smiles sinisterly, "What do I have to do? I'll do anything!"

Flip smiles wickedly again.

Cut to a montage of Flip getting Lincoln and Jonathan to do menial tasks for the cup. First, Jonathan is cleaning out the gutters and pulls out a rat, which he screams upon seeing and falls off the ladder. Lincoln is enjoying a Flippee until Flip takes the cup away from him and gives it back to Jonathan. Flip replaces Lincoln's plague with one of Jonathan as Senior Supervising Manager. Lincoln is now hosing off the dumpster and hoses the inside only to be attacked by a vicious raccoon.

Jonathan is enjoying another Flippee, but Flip takes the cup again, "Hey!" Jonathan falls out of his seat.

Lincoln has been promoted to Executive Supervising Manager. Jonathan has finished up Flip's laundry and Flip smells his underwear and nods that Jonathan did a good job. Now Jonathan is promoted to Senior Executive Supervising Manager. Lincoln puts on some pine scented air fresheners from the store's inventory into his nostrils and trims Flip's toenails. The air fresheners are to keep him from getting nauseated from the smell of Flip's feet.

Flip enjoys the feeling on his toes. "Oh, yeah. That's nice."

As Jonathan is enjoying another Flippee and about to have his cup taken away from him, it's revealed that he taped the cup to his hand so Flip can't take it, but Flip cuts the tape off with some scissors, and it looks like he took Jonathan's hand off as well, making him scream in terror, but it pops out and he sighs with relief. Now Lincoln is Executive Senior Supervising Manager. End montage.

Lincoln with the bathroom key, "Ah, too many Flippees! Gotta pee!"

Jonathan jumps in front of Lincoln, "Wait! I have to go, too! Gimme that key!"

Lincoln shook his head no, "Sorry. I got first dibs. Don't forget. I'm Executive Senior Supervising Manager."

Jonathan frowns, "Yeah, but I'm Senior Executive Supervising Manager. I outrank you. Dillweed"

Lincoln keep the key away, "Nuh-uh!"

Jonathan nodded his head and grabs the key, "Yuh-huh! I had it first!"

Lincoln rolls up his sleeve, "That's it I warned you!"

The two start fighting over the key.

Lincoln grabs on to the key, "Let go! I had it first!"

The fight cloud ends with Lincoln on Jonathan shoulders pulling on Jonathan's dreadlocks.

Jonathan tries to reach for Lincoln, but he can't reach him, "Let go!"

Lincoln tugs his hair, "No way! I've had it with you. YOU'RE FIRED!"

Jonathan gets mad and manages to grab Lincoln, "You can't fire me! I'm firing you!"

They then overhear Flip talking to someone on his phone at his car, "Oh, yeah. Sure, sure, sure, sure. I can go fishin'. I got two bozo interns workin' their tails off, tryin' to get promoted." He laughs, "Amazing what a kid will do for free Flippees." He laughs some more.

Lincoln gasps, "Holy nachos! Flip's been playing us for fools! I'm really sorry, Jon. I let my love of Flippees get in the way of our friendship."

Jonathan sighed, "Me, too, Linc. I'm the older brother I should be helping you not fighting you, can we please go back to being bros?"

Lincoln smiled, "You know it, buddy."

They hug it out and Lincoln gets an idea, "And now that we're bros again, I think I know how to spend the last few hours of my internship."

Jonathan gave a sincere smile, "Scaming Flip?"

Lincoln looking at one of the cameras, "Yup."

Later, Flip comes back from his fishing trip, "Oh, interns! I've got a special taxidermy job for one of you!" He holds out a big, smelly fish, "There's a promotion in it!"

The two interns come in looking a little defiant.

Lincoln smiled, "Uh, sorry, Flip. We've done a little restructuring. And from now on, we're calling the shots."

Flip gave a confused look, "I think all those Flippees have given you brain freeze. Back to work, boys!"

Lincoln looked to Jonathan, "Shall we show him, Senior Executive Supervising Manager?"

Jonathan nods "Indeed, Executive Senior Supervising Manager."

They go to the counter and show the security monitor.

Lincoln grabs a remote, "Thanks to our senior positions, we had access to all the store security footage."

Jonathan presses play, "And we'd hate to see this get on the internet."

They play the footage showing Flip's actions in the store overtime.

October 15, 12:10 PM: He drinks from a carton of milk and spits it out knowing it's expired, seals it back up and puts it back in the fridge.

June 15, 4:10 PM: He scratches off all the lottery tickets that aren't winners and covers up the "loser" messages with spray paint.

September 18, 7:19 PM: He pours some of the grease from the hot dog machine into a motor oil container and stocks it up as motor oil.

October 17, 8:20 AM: He soaks his feet in the nacho cheese dispenser.

Flip turns the footage off in panic, "Alright, enough! What'll it take for this to go away?" He starts begging, "I'll do anything!"

Lincoln and Jonathan smile contently.

Lincoln and Jonathan are laying back in a hammock, enjoying Flippees. When they finish them up, they snap their fingers and Flip brings them more, doing their bidding. He cleans the gutter and pulls out the rat that attacked Jonathan before. He hoses all of his socks out of the nacho cheese dispenser while Jonathan and Lincoln give a toast to his performance. The security camera shows him taking the trash out and getting attacked by the same dumpster raccoon that mauled Lincoln earlier, and the boys watch the monitor and laugh, thoroughly entertained. They're now enjoying their Flippees each from special manager cups.

Lincoln and Jonathan begin a toast, "To Best Bros! Cheers!"

The school bus with Lynn's team returns with the Girl Athletes cheering, "WE'RE NUMBER ONE! TIME FOR NUMBER TWO! WE'RE NUMBER ONE! TIME FOR NUMBER TWO!"

Much later, Margo is the last to come out of the restroom, "HALLELUJAH! Phew! Sorry about the mess."

Lincoln waves her off, "No problem. We've got people who take care of that for us. Oh, Flip!"

Cut to Flip pouring out all the expired milk while showing some injuries from the raccoon attack.

Flip upon hearing Lincoln, "What?" He angrily limps over to the restroom to clean it up only to be met with Lynn's team's unspeakable mess in sheer terror, "HOLY NACHOS!"