"You should just come and do my job for me. Then you'll see how much fun it is taking care of old people." I say sarcastically.
"The old people would probably be shocked that I'd be giving em baths and all." he says playfully.
"Nah, I doubt any of em would know who you are. Maybe a few." I say.
"Then you'll have to worry about old birds trying to pick me up, J." he says and I laugh.
"I doubt you'd take them up on their offers." I respond.
"Yeah thats true. I already have a beautiful bird whose great, and she doesn't have wrinkles or have to wear diapers." he says and we both softly laugh.
"I wonder what you'd be like as an old man." I say pondering that thought.
"Oh I dunno. Probably some old fella whose playin' guitar for all the old people at the nursing home I'm at, having some sing-a-long." he says and we both laugh.
"Imagine us as an old couple, we'd probably be trying to sleep in the same bed every night and get busted by the nurses." he says cheekily with a soft laugh.
"Yeah, and you'd probably bust your hip or pull a muscle just getting into my bed." I say and we both laugh.
"Nah, I'd be fit from getting into your bed a few times a week." he says and I chuckle and he laughs too.
"Oh Paul." I say with a laugh and shake my head and neither of us say anything for a minute or two.
"I love you, honey." Paul says sweetly.
"I love you too, babe." I say with a smile.
"I could see you being a horny old man." I say and we both laugh.
"Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it. I'd probably try pulling a lot of things with you." he says and we both softly laugh.
"When those old blokes hit on you or ask you for a date just tell em you're already taken." he says.
"Oh I have and they just say that doesn't phase them." I say and he laughs.
"Them dirty ol' buggers." he says and snickers.
"Well I'm gonna let you go love and I trust that you won't go on any dates with them old geezers." he says playfully.
"No I won't. Theres only one old man I'd ever want to be with." I say.
"Oh, well that's good then. I'll talk to you soon, darling. Lily and I both love you and miss you." he says sweetly.
"Okay, I hope you have a good rest of your night. I love you both and miss you both. Bye babe, I love you." i say softly.
"Thanks babe. I hope you have a good rest of yer day, I love you too honey." he says and we both say bye and I hang up afterwards.
We were just talking about being an old married couple and having babies together? That all sounds fantastic to me, but will it happen. Paul sounds hopeful. Gosh I love Paul so much, and that humor of his is so great.
AN: Merry Christmas, I hope you have a great one or if you don't celebrate it I still hope you have a wonderful day!