Kenza and Winry: *in emo corner sulking*

Mei: "Uh...You guys ok?"

Kenza and Winry: "No..."

Winry: "Does it look like were ok?.."

Mei: "Uh..."

Alphonse: *munching on a cookie* "Waf wron?"

Kenza and Winry: *sniffs*

Alphonse: *swallows cookie then gives Ed a death glare* "You didn't break Winry's heart did you Ed?..."

Edward: "WHAT? NO! WHY WOULD I DO THAT?!"

Alphonse: *stops giving Ed death glare and crosses his arms* "I don't know. Many rumors go around sometimes."

Edward: "WHAT RUMORS!?"

Alphonse: *looks away* "Nothing..."

Edward: *gives Al a death glare now* "Don't think this is over..."

Riza: "Kenza? Is this yours?" *takes manga book off the ground and scans it*

Mustang: *looks over her shoulder at the book* "It says... 'Fruits Baskets'. Whats that?"

Kenza and Winry: *out of emo corner* "JUST THROW IT AWAY!"

Everybody: "Why?"

Pride: "What did it ever do to you?"

Winry: *starting to cry* "Me and Kenza like to read this book together once in a while and we actually just finished it yesterday."

Edward: "And?"

Kenza: "I HATED THE ENDING!" *animeted tears start coming out of her eyes like water falls soaking Ling*

Ling: "Great..." *LanFan hands him an umbrella* "Thanks LanFan!" :D

LanFan: "Anything for you my lord." *bows*

Alphonse: "So what happened?"

Winry: *now in waterfall like tears like Kenza* "OUR FAVORITE CHARACTERS DIDN'T GET TOGETHER AT ALL!" *both Kenza and Winry start crying like crazy*

Edward: "So?"

Winry and Kenza: "SO NOW ITS AWFUL!"

Alphonse: "Well, love can't always go your way. It just happens."

Kenza: "I know that..."

Mei: "How did you stop crying so quickly?!"

Riza: "Can we just get some dares done and over with..."

Kenza: "I'M STILL SAD! WHAAAAAAAA!" *cries in waterfalls again*

Edward: "Winry please stop crying..."

Mei: "Who were the characters?"

Kenza and Winry: "YUKI AND TORU!"

Edward: "OH! I know them. I actually heard of them before. Didn't they graduate and stuff?"

Winry: "DON'T REMIND ME!"

Kenza: *stops crying some how* "Wait, does that happen in all anime's?

Lust: "What do you mean?"

Kenza: "If 2 anime characters fall in love do they eventually break up or never get together?"

Envy: "I don't really know, but it sounds about right."

Winry: *stops crying some how as well* "Wait what?..."

Ling: "Duh! Why do you think my dad has more then one kid. With different women!"

Mei: "I don't like dad..."

Ling: "Me neither..."

Kenza: "Why?"

Ling: "If you haven't noticed me and Chang over their had to search everywhere just to find a stupid philosopher stone to gain control over Xing."

Kenza: "Oh yeah. Now I remember."

Winry: "So your dad ditched every women to for another and had a kid with each of them?"

Ling and Mei: "Correct." :D

Winry: "WHAT!? WHY!?"

Mei: "Its a long story..."

Kenza: "Wow anime love is weird..."

Envy: "That's probably the only human emotion I hate..."

Winry: *looks at Ed and gets teary eyed*

Edward: "WHAT NOW!?"

Winry: "So does that mean we won't last long?..."

Envy: "Probably not."

Everybody: "ENVY!"

Envy: "WHAT! I'M JUST SAYING! He'll probably just leave her when he gets bored."

Everybody: *ENVY!" *yells even louder*

Envy: "WHAT!?"

Winry: *now in tears again*

Edward: "WINRY! THAT'S NOT TRUE! I SWEAR!"

Winry: *runs into another room*

Edward: "W-WINRY!" *looks at Envy with fire in his eyes* "THAT'S IT! YOUR DEAD! AGAIN!"

Envy: "BRING IT SHRIMPY!" *turns into his bigger form and they both start to fight in the back ground while everybody looks at them confused*

Pride: "Their both such babies..."

Lust: "Tell me about it..."

Kenza: "Lets just do some dares shall we."

Everyone: "Agreed..."

Kenza: "You all really got to stop talking at the same time...Now its just weird..."

Everybody: "Not all the time." *all of them look at each other in shock* "Stop copying me. It's annoying! QUITE IT!"

Kenza: "ALL OF YOU SHUT UP AND LISTEN!"

Everybod: *shuts up*

Kenza: "Good. Anyway's the first dare is from Alpha Infinity! YEAH A NEW REVIEWER!" XD

OMG hi! I'm a new reviewer. Or reviewers, considering that this is the Alpha Authors.

Alphonse: "Alpha authors?"

Kenza: "QUITE AND LISTEN!'

Alphonse: "OK! Geez..."

Alphas: Hello. Don't worry Mustang! We like you!

Mustang: "FINALLY!" *fist pumps in the air in victory*

Riza: *rolls her eyes*

Alpha Five: Yeah whatever.
Alpha One: Where am I?
Alpha Three: I don't even know what Fullmetal Alchemist is...

Kenza: "WHAT! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST IS!?"

Edward: *standing on top of a little green worm* "How do you not know our show? Your here now aren't you?

Envy in his little worm form: "GET OFF ME YOU LITTLE PIPSQUEAK!"

Edward: *picks him up and squeezes him with his right hand giving him a death glare* "What did you just call me you little-"

Kenza: "NO SWEARING ED!"

Edward: "OH COME ON!"

Kenza: "SHUT UP AND LISTEN!"

Envy: "HE STARTED IT!"

Kenza: "BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!"

Ed: *blinks a few times then tosses envy over his shoulders sending him flying across the room*

Alpha Infinity: Mustang- Why do you have such girly hands? Like seriously.

Mustang: "I DO NOT!"

Alpha Five: Yes you have very feminine hands for an alchemist and someone that's in the military.
Alpha Infinity: In fact all of you have pretty girly hands. Do you all go get manicures on the weekends or something?
Alpha One: WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!

Riza: "He does doesn't he..."

Mustang: "HAWKEYE!?"

Edward: "I KNOW RIGHT! I know why he wears gloves now." :D

Mustang: "FULLMETAL!"

Edward: "ROY!"

Ling: "ITALY!"

Edward and Mustang: "Italy?"

Ling: "Yeah! He just texted me!"

Kenza: "You mean Italy from Hetalia?"

Ling: "Yeah! He says he's eating pasta Germany made him."

Kenza: "Germany cooks?"

Ling: "I guess so."

Kenza: "Huh. Never would have thought that..."

Mustang: "Are they really ignoring me now..." *sweat drop*

Envy: "You get use to it..."

Alpha Five: Just do the dares already...

Kenza: "YES!" :D

Alpha Infinity: Fine... Tucker- I dare you to fight me.

Tucker: "Wait. I don't really fight honestly so-"

* Stabs sword throught Tucker*

Tucker: *coughs up blood*

Kenza: "YES!" :D

Edward: "My dream came true!" *grabs Alpha Infinity and hugs her* "I love you for that!"

Winry: *just came back from crying* "..."

Edward: "..."

Ling: "Weird..."

Edward: "That came out wrong didn't it..."

Kenza: "YES!" :D

Alpha Five: And because Roy wants a Royai dare. Roy- Kiss Riza!

Riza and Roy: "WHAT!?"

Kenza: "YES!" :D

Everybody: "WILL YOU STOP SAYING YES!?"

Kenza: "...yes..."

Edward: *face palms*

Ling: "Well what are you waiting for? KISS!"

Riza: "Why me..."

Roy: "Admit it Hawkeye. You looooooove me." *leans in closer to her*

Riza: *blushes like mad and pushes him away* "WILL YOU STOP THAT!?"

Kenza: "Oh for crying out loud, KISS ALREADY!"

Riza: "But iv'e never actually-"

Roy: *grabs her and kisses her very quick*

Riza: *covers her mouth and turns away from Roy*

Roy: "YES!" :D

Edward: "Are you really gonna act like Kenza now..."

Alpha Infinity: Awww, look how beautiful MY OTP is. :3

Kenza: "You know what...Sadly, I have no idea what OTP means...I know its sad..Would one of you munchkins mind telling me please?" *makes puppy dog eyes*

Alpha Five: Ed- Hola, pipsqueak.

Edward: "HEY!" :((

I dare you to wear a cat suit and have Al pet you. AND PUR LIKE A CAT! Also, SELIM YOU ARE SO ADORABLE YOU ARE CUTE AND EVIL AND DEADLY AND LITTLE ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

Edward: *left eye starts to twitch in annoyance* "What...did...you...say..."

Selim: "WILL YOU HUMANS STOP CALLING ME CUTE!?"

Envy: *transforms into Selim but in a cute little boy sailor suit* "I am cute aren't I?"

Selim: "WHAT!? ENVY CUT THAT OUT!"

Envy: *makes cute face* "I don't know what your talking about..."

Kenza: *does a fan girl scream and runs up to Envy/Selim* "THAT IS SOOOOO KAWAII!"

Envy: *gag* "LET GO OF ME WOMEN!"

Kenza: "NO!"

Envy: *sweat drops* "I regret doing this..."

Edward: "I'M NOT DRESSING UP LIKE A STUPID CAT!"

Terror: *over hears Ed and attacks him*

Edward: *screaming in pain* "GET IT OFF ME!"

Kenza: "Go put this on!" *throws Ed a costume of a kitty*

Edward: *gets Terror off him some how* "NO WAY I'M I WEARING THIS!"

Kenza: *points purple chibi gun towards Ed*

Edward: *sighs and goes into a room to change*

Mustang: *getting his camera ready*

Envy: "OH!" *turns back to normal* "SEND ME A PICTURE WHEN YOUR DONE!"

Mustang: "Sure!" :D

Kenza: "Me to!"

Winry: "Same here!"

Mei: "Me as well!" :D

Alpha Infinity: Help, I've fangirled and I can't get up.

Kenza: "I've been there sister..." *helps Alpha up*

Al- Meet Sebastian Michaelis. Talk about cats.

Alphonse: "Who?"

Kenza: "Oh! It talks!"

Alphonse: "What do you mean?"

Kenza: "You haven't spoken for a while and I thought you were dead or something."

Alphonse: "Oh..."

Sebastian: "This has to be quick lady Kenza. I don't want the young master to wait to long you know."

Kenza: "Hi Sebastian! You know my TheCrazyPurpleJester has a HUGE crush on you right?"

Sebastian: "Is that right?"

Kenza: "Yeah. I bet she would love to meat you after the show."

Sebastian: *smirks and bows* "I would be delighted to meet this young lady after the show."

Kenza: "Great! Also, how would you and Ceil like to be our next guest stars soon?" :D

Sebastian: "Why of course. I'll mention the invite to the young master as soon as possible."

Kenza: "EXCELLENT! Now Al, go talk about kitties with Sebastian."

Alphonse: "Er...ok..." *walks off with Sebastian talking about cats*

Kenza: "Alrighty then! Next!" :D

Alpha One: *Takes a fight stance* TELL ME WHATS GOING ON!
Alpha Infinity: Well, that's all for now.
Alpha Five: Bye!
Alpha One: Who's the goldy locks?

Edward: "Who? Me?"

All the blonds: "Us?"

Olivia: "YOU BETTER NOT BE TALKING ABOUT ME!" *pulls out sword threateningly*

Kenza: *sweat drops*

Alpha Two: What is this?
Alpha Three: I just wanna write fan fiction...
Alpha Four: Guys, just say goodbye,
Alphas 1-4: Oh.
All Alphas: Bye!

Kenza: *waves furiously in the air* "BYYYYYEEE! COME BACK SOON K!" XD

Ling: "HES IN THE BUNNY SUIT!"

Mustang: *starts taking pictures*

Edward: *starts to blush like crazy and tries to contain his rising anger*

Kenza: "THAT IS HILARIOUSLY ADORABLE!" *laughs*

Winry: "PRICELESS!"

Hughes: "IM GONNA TWEET THAT!"

Edward: "YOU BETTER NOT!"

Kenza: *stops laughing* "Alright! Alright! Our next dare is from Loser Bridge!" :D

Envy: "Thats a let down name..."

Kenza: "DON'T MAKE FUN OF MY REVIEWERS!" *body slams Envy*

Envy: "OOWW!"

Kenza: "Like Envy is any better..."

Envy: "HEY!"

Loserbridge: Hey I am a new user!

Kenza: "Really?!" *Throws confetti in the air* "AWESOME!"

Loserbridge:I dare Winry and Ed to kiss for 48hourrrrrrrrsssss! Or else the room!*thunderclap* I also dare Kenza to go in the room.

Edward and Winry: "WHAT!?"

Kenza: "Wait, even i'm confused on that one..."

Ling: "She said that you guys have to-"

Edward: "WE KNOW WHAT LOSER SAID!"

Kenza: "DON'T CALL LOSER BRIDGE A LOSER!" *body slams Ed*

Edward: "OW! ITS HER NAME RIGHT!?"

Kenza: "Yes, BUT, It's not nice to call her that! Just call her Bridge or by her full name."

Edward: "Couldn't you have just said that in the first place..."

Winry: *quickly grabs Ed and pulls him into a room with her*

Kenza: "I can't break a dare promise now can I..." *goes in room with them*

Mei: "Do we really have to wait 48 hours?"

Riza: "We can use this time watch and speed things up."

Mustang: "Were did you get that?"

Riza: "Kenza gave it to me to borrow."

Mustang: "For what?"

Riza: "I have my reasons..." *pushes button and 48 hours go by*

48 hours later...in time speed...

Edward and Winry: *come out*

Kenza: "I'm scared for life..." *sits down and stares off into space emotionless*

Alphonse: *just came back* "What did you guys do?"

Winry: *blushes lightly* "We just kissed like the reviewer said*

Edward: "I know what your thinking...We didn't do THAT. As you would think..."

Kenza: "No...but it was still...so...weird..." *snaps back to reality* "It was romantic at first...But then it was just torcher..."

Ling: "Ok then..."

Kenza: "Lets just forget that just happened and continued shall we..."

Oh I am out of time. Hey Ed catch.*throws Ed a imortality coupon* can't use for my dare but any other dare you can. I will be back*Dissappears in alchemical light*

Edward: "Thanks!" :D

Kenza: "I don't think you can use that."

Edward: 'WHY NOT!? THIS THING WILL ACTUALLY HELP ME TO LIVE A LITTLE LONGER!"

Kenza: "Yeah, but people can just dare that away you know."

Edward: "YOU JUST GAVE THEM THAT IDEA NOW!"

Kenza: "Woops...my bad." *evil smirks and Ed goes to emo corner*

I dare everyone except Ed and Kenza to be killed by Ed and Kenza.*gives Kenza and Ed a cookie*

Everybody: WHAT!?"

Kenza: "Uh. Ok." *pulls out metal bat and starts to laugh insanely*

Edward: "I DON'T WANNA KILL THEM!"

Kenza: *shoves some kind of bean in his mouth and all of a sudden Ed starts to act insane*

Ling: "Well this isn't gonna be fun..."

Mustang: "WHAT DID WE EVER DO TO HER!?"

Sloth: "Dying is such a pain..."

Kenza: "Don't worry you'll be back next episode." :D

Edward: "OH MUSTANG!"

Mustang: "Huh?" *turns around only to see a crazy Ed with a chainsaw*

Edward: "GO TO SLEEP! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Mustang: "AAAAAHH!" *starts running for his life as well as everybody else*

Kenza: "AHAHAHAHAHAHA!...Honestly I hate to do this...BUT ITS A DARE! AM I RIGHT! GOODBYE MY LITTLE MUNCHKINS! THANKS FOR WATCHING TODAY'S EPISODE! AND REMEMBER!" *watches Ed go by her laughing like a maniac now chasing Envy*

Envy: "LEAVE ME ALONE YOU FREAK!"

Edward: "AW COME ON ENVY! I JUST WANNA PLAY! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Envy: "AAAAAAHHH!"

Kenza: "Uh...ok...Oh! Right! REVIEW! SAYONARA! :D

Edward and Kenza: *both start to chase people with weapons* "RUN RABBITS! RUN!"