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Chapter 34
BPV
We were later arriving back to New York then we expected obviously but the hotel we had booked was gracious to accept us anyways. Edward booked us in the honeymoon suite. The others booked themselves right across from us and next door. It had a bar that would make Alice go nuts and a small Jacuzzi in one of the corners. Everything had the romantic feel. Candles were lit and flower peddles were scattered over the king size bed. Alice sauntered in the minute we set our bags down.
"this is so nice…I should of lied and told them that me and Jasper were newly weds…look at this place…its got a fricken Jacuzzi in it! And the bar!" Alice said mesmerized. Next thing we knew she had already downed half a bottle of scotch.
"um Alice maybe you should slow down?" I said in a warning tone.
"Oh shush Bellllzzz…after allll we've beennn through in these past fewww dayss I neeed a drink…besides itsss Christmas time and you justtt got marriedd…its time to celebrate!" Alice said slurring and pouring another glass
"Alice you've had more then just a drink besides half of that stuff was your fault. You're the one who decided to host a wedding in a blizzard, you're the one who nearly killed us on a snow mobile and you're the one who announced to the entire town that we were getting married…after Tanya found that out it was probably easy to find out where the venue was…we even had to go home because you booked us in a hotel that had a roof collapse. Put the bottle back!" I said.
"Alice we weren't planning on having another California tonight…put the booze down." Edward said. Alice didn't listen.
"Wantz somme?" Alice said shoving the bottle in our faces. Jasper came in looking for Alice just as we shoved the bottle down.
"Alice its time to go home!" Jasper said realizing the situation immediately.
"Jazzy come, sit, drinkkk…be meeerrryyy!" Alice slurred pointing to the spot next to her.
"now how can I refuse such an offer little lady!" Jasper said sitting next to her. Alice went to poor him a glass of scotch but realized the bottle was empty. Alice was such an alcoholic. I was seriously starting to consider AA.
"oops guess we're on to Champaign!" Alice said digging into the complementary Champaign the hotel provided as a wedding gift. She pulled out our dirty toast glasses out of no where.
"Alice those are dirty!" Jasper said shocked.
"who cares…their our friends…we know their not sick…if your really worried about it ill wipe it down with my alcohol wipes!" Alice said taking out little hand napkins and wiping the glasses down. She then poured two glasses of Champaign.
"To them ( Alice pointed at me and Edward) for making my toast in Italy come true…now the adventures will continue outside of NYU…we'll be closer then ever…sisters married to slashhh dating brotherss…Cheers!" Alice said clinking glasses with Jasper and nearly falling off her chair.. After finishing a couple glasses of Champaign they moved on to southern comfort where Jasper downed the entire bottle almost by himself. They were both three sheets to the wind.
"Iss it shottt time yet?" Alice slurred as Jasper pulled out shot glasses and a bottle of absolut.
"lets play how many we can down in a minute!" Jasper said pulling out his phone and pouring the first shots. If I didn't know Alice I probably would of bet on Jasper considering his size and everything but Alice could chug fast and she was a seasoned drinker as we all knew so they were neck and neck at five each. Alice was definitely not going to remember anything tomorrow.
"more!" Alice said poring another shot. Okay make that six and six now. They stopped when Alice fell off her chair and passed out.
"isz Allie sleepingggggg?" Jasper slurred as Edward dragged him out of the room. I slung Alice over my shoulder and followed them out. Alice started to come to in the hallway so when we entered their room I ran right into the bathroom and threw Alice's head into the toilet.
EPV
I was trying to keep Jasper in the room while Bella was helping Alice out. He was trying to get into the bathroom where the girls were. I finally got him settled into a couch when Jasper did something that shocked me.
"I think I'm going to askk Allice to marry me…right now!" Jasper said whipping out a ring from like no where. When the hell did he get a ring?
"oh no your not…your going to bed!" I ordered.
"Why? It seemms like the peerfect time…and your shouldn't be speaking…you jusst got hitched!" Jasper said getting up and trying to run to the bathroom.
"Jasper…Alice definitely is the type of girl that wants to remember her proposal…now go to bed!" I said.
"but!"
"BED!" I ordered pointing to the bed next to him. Jasper whimpered and jumped in it. I then stood guard outside the bathroom to make sure Jasper didn't pull any tricks. The door opened and Bella dragged Alice into the same bed as Jasper and then we went into the task of cleaning up their bathroom.
BPV
" I think we should stay here tonight…if we don't Jasper might do something he will definitely regret in the morning…did you know he wants to ask Alice to marry him…probably got the idea from watching Alice plan our wedding." Edward said as we scrubbed the floor around the toilet
" well when he does ask her…she'll definitely say yes…she kept on saying in between bouts of puking that she wanted to marry him. Luckily I forced her head in the toilet the whole time so he didn't hear her. But while she does want to marry him she's defiantly one of those girls that want something big…like getting engaged on television with millions of viewers watching. So your right…we'll stay tonight to make sure she at least has a proposal she remembers and make sure they live to see it." I said. We then went into our room to grab some things .
It turned out we were right to stay there. Jasper tried proposing to her so many times that it wasn't funny. Luckily we stopped him before he could fully get out the question. He thought he was being sneaky but he really wasn't. It was very obvious what he was trying to do.
"Alicee can I ask yoou something verry verry important?" Jasper slurred tilting his head towards Alice. Edward raised his head and narrowed his eyes just as Alice said a barely discernable "what?"
"I want to uh go to the bathroom!" Jasper said chickening out and running into the bathroom. We could hear the sounds of him getting sick. Ugh we were going to have to clean up the mess in the morning! We then fell into a half sleep and Jasper got into bed. Alice passed out in the bed. About twenty minutes later Jasper snuck out of bed. We could see him checking to see if we were sleeping as he crept to Alice's side of the bed which was facing us. In his drunken state he must of decided that we were sleeping for he bent down on one knee. He had to stabilize himself by holding one hand against the bed. The ring box was in his hand
"Pst Alice!" Jasper whispered. No response from Drunken Beauty.
"Alllicceee!" Jasper whispered louder shaking her shoulder.
"Aliceee I want to maarrryyy you…wake up Allie?" Jasper slurred happily. Luckily Alice was comatose so she didn't hear that. Edward got up at that point and dragged Jasper to bed. He placed duck tape that Alice must of brought with her -for it was lying next to her makeup- across Jasper's mouth and he duck taped Jasper's hands and feet to Jasper's body.
"Finally peace and quiet! Now we can finally go to sleep!" Edward said stretching out and holding me in his arms. Sweet blackness enveloped as Edward kissed my head.
Alice and Jasper woke up with no memory of what happened the next day. Alice drank her coffee and samboca again to cure her hangover. She left a cup next to Jasper and went to get breakfast.
"Ugh what happened!" Jasper moaned coming to and smelling his coffee. He immediately looked down.
"Alice got me coffee?" he asked.
"how many times do I have to tell her that I don't want coffee and samboca…I want Baileys!" Jasper said trying to get the cup and realizing that he was bound.
"Why are my hands duck taped to my body?" Jasper asked.
"What happened last night?" Jasper demanded.
"you know what they say Jasper ….when your drunk the truth comes out…I give you credit for the ring but for romantic form you get a zero. The best way to ask a girl for her hand in marriage is not when she's passed out drunk or when your that trashed for that matter either. We know you and we know you have something big for her so we stopped you before you could get it out." Edward said.
"I did what?" Jasper asked.
"it was mostly in the form of 'I'm going to ask Alice to marry me…right now!' you did get on one knee though and try to wake her up. Hence the duck tape." Edward said.
"She didn't hear me though did she?" Jasper asked.
"if she did she doesn't remember it!" I said.
"Oh thank god…its coming soon I promise guys…and I think its going to be good!" Jasper said.
"oh really...so what's your master plan?" I asked.
"Well I was thinking about-" Jasper was cut off by Alice bursting down the door.
"hi guys…I just came back from breakfast…it was great…they gave me a pancake the size of my head that was crammed with blueberries! Alice chirped happily. Jasper stood there with his mouth hung open.
"Did I walk in on some family matter?" Alice asked confused.
"oh we were just talking about the possibility of adding a sewing room in our house when we get one!" I said.
"Oh definitely…why would you even have to talk about that…and with Jasper?" Alice asked.
"well we knew that if you got wind of it that you'd live at our house so we wanted to run it by Jasper first. You know considering he is your boyfriend…we though he should have a say in it!" I said throwing a look at Jasper. All I could say was that he better put that rock on her finger soon.
"oh…yeah about that…Jasper I want a ring…I want a wedding…I want a special day with eighteen flower girls and 50 bridesmaids fawning over me. I know you say we just started dating but we've known each other forever…I wanna be marrriiieddd…my sister and your brother have a good thing going…why cant we follow in their lead! I want a big carriage to carry me down the streets to the chapel!" Alice was begging and starting to sound border line hysterical.
" Alice …darling we had this conversation the other night. We're going to get married when both of us feel ready. This relationship has two people in it…not just Alice. And a marriage isn't just about the wedding day!" Jasper said. Wow this was the first time Jasper wasn't giving Alice what she wanted the second she wanted it. This was actually quite empowering to watch. Go Jasper…I knew you had some gahonas!
"but your brother and my sister…" Alice countered.
"Bella and Edward got married because they both wanted to. They have an understanding marriage…unlike you…its not about some big extravagant white gown…" Jasper was going on.
"Pink!" Alice coughed. If Jasper heard he pretended not to.
"Its about the life together afterwards….eventually I do want to marry you…but when you understand what it's really about." Jasper said.
"no fun!" Alice whined.
"Don't worry Alice you'll get your wedding some day…I have a feeling that you're a fast learner." Jasper said.
"what is it with you…so mysterious…I need dates Jasper…I need to prepare my proposal face…I need to know when I can start planning my wedding. I want to still be young!" Alice complained. Jasper shook his head. I could tell that my words were haunting him right now.
"Don't say it!" Jasper warned when Alice went into the bathroom.
"!" Alice shrieked disgusted. Walking in we could see that Jasper made a mess in there last night and we forgot to clean it up this morning.
"That is nasty…it got on my mascara!" Alice cried holding up a bottle of mascara that was dripping from half way down the bottle.
"it smells like stomach contents in here!" Alice gagged throwing her mascara in the sink and washing the bottle off. Edward and I cleaned up with the massive amounts of Clorox wipes that we had brought along in case of something like this. We made a vow to buy bleach tonight for a more proper cleaning.
"ugh no one cleaned up last night?" Alice gagged some more.
"it was kind of hard when both you and Jasper were running back and fourth into the bathroom and throwing up multiple times. After a while we just gave up." I said.
"Still that's gross!" Alice said.
"well we were trying the best we could…we couldn't keep up!" I said.
"I understand." Alice said.
After that we returned to our room. For the first time since Charlie's house we were all alone. Edward re lit the candles and we locked the door and put massive amounts of do not disturb signs on it. Our lips then met. We barely made it to the bed.
"I love you Mrs. Cullen." Edward said. I was lost in his Smokey eyes .
"I love you too Mr. Cullen" I whispered back. The god like creature beamed. I couldn't believe that he had chosen me. That I was his and he was mine. I kept on expecting myself to wake up in my bed at home with Alice annoyingly opening my eyes.
But that never happened!