Dear Diary,
Did you know that the sand village was filled with sand? And the area around it too?
And wind keeps getting it everywhere. I'm pretty sure it's even in my underwear.
It's making my skin raw and it itches. Who the hell would want to live here? Oh, wait.
Sasori used to live here. Sand shouldn't be good for wooden puppets. Doesn't all the sand
get stuck between the joints? Maybe that's why he has so many of them. He can just throw them out
when they stop working. Would he throw himself away when this body stops working?
I would just love to blow it up…
Sasori just dragged me towards some sort of cave. He says a sandstorm is coming and
that we should find shelter. I think it's just an excuse to get me alone. He's such a pervert.
I will just sit on the other side of the cave as far away as possible from him. Let him just sit alone.
I can't get this sand out of my hair. Iell, I just found some in my ear. How will I get it out?
I hate my life! Couldn't someone else go looking for this stupid sand jinchuuriki?
It would have been funny if Kisame went here. He would be like a fish on dry land.
Would he eventually dry up and die? I would keep him as a souvenir.
I bet Gayfish would like that.
I guess Sasori wasn't lying about that sandstorm, but sitting here isn't helping that much.
I'm breathing sand right now. And I bet my hair will be even more filled with sand.
Is it already getting a brownish color? Does it suit me? Maybe I should dye my hair?
What color do you think would suit me? Would red fit me? I would be a little feistier…
I think that would describe me perfectly. I should find some dye, but what kind of color red should it be?
Like Sasori's? Or Pein's? Or one of the other zombie Pein's? No, I need another red.
When I'll found the perfect color, I'll know it.
Sandstorm is gone and we are back on the road. Not that you can see a road, because it's just sand!
I kind of hate sand right now… How can you even have a mission in this place?
It's not like you can hide anywhere. Or you have to be a sand colored man.
Does such a person exist? I would want to meet him.
Sasori says we found them, but I can't see them. I just see sand and more sand, oh wait, no more sand.
I don't get how he can see people in this place. I should have spotted them miles away,
because they would just stand out right? They are different colored than the sand, so that should be easy.
Wait, where did those people come from? How can they be just a few feet away?
This is a crazy place I must say. Sasori told me to hide from them,
so we are currently sitting behind a sand hill. What the hell is that? This place is driving me crazy.
Hey, look. It's a raccoon boy! I want to meet him. Talk to you later.
Love, Deidara
Characters Masashi Kishimoto
The first glimps of Gaara. Currently on the winning hand in the poll are Neji and Sasuke, so if you do not agree with that, vote!