Alright, I know there's only 588, but I shall update anyway :)
Lmao, I think it's quite hilarious that people think that this story is like WTSGB. I disagree, quite strongly, but all the same; hilarious. You people crack me up.
Also, soz if it wasn't clear, the other schools ARE wizarding schools, but they're just celebrating muggle shizz. Lol :)
On Saturday morning, Remus and the three girls walked down to the stands, with some toast wrapped in napkins, and watched the Hogwarts team practice.
"Oh my goodness, it's so odd to watch Diggory, Davies and James all playing together!" laughed Izzie.
"It's so odd, to have you here, and not playing out there!" exclaimed Kathy.
"Oh yeah, but James said I should be on the reserve team, in case Davies mysteriously jumps off a cliff or something," she said devilishly.
"Oh no, she's planning something," said Kathy, forebodingly.
"No, I'm just kidding," Izzie grinned.
"Aw, that's a shame," chuckled Remus, as James led the team out onto the pitch, proudly.
They could see him shouting encouraging speeches as they all cheered determinedly.
"Let's go!" he yelled, and they all kicked off expertly, and did a lap of the field to warm up. James winked at Lily as he passed, narrowly missing the keeper's post for not paying attention.
"Keep up captain!" teased Sirius, ruffling his hair as he passed by.
"Cheek!" he yelled, "Alright, let's let the snitch loose and you can practice with that, while Jacob, Walters, we'll do some shooting, and Diggory, you save. Let's see who's better, haha. Sirius, Day, get the bludgers and release them, and ... well you know what to do. Davies, wait a while and then release the snitch. Let's go!"
Lily couldn't help but marvel at his excellent captaincy skills. He was firm but heartening, strict but encouraging.
"They're really good aren't they," Remus commented and Lily nodded speechlessly, watching the team fly around magnificently.
"Hey Lily!" James called, landing on the ground and waving maniacally up at her as the rest of the team walked tiredly into the changing rooms, and Remus muttered his goodbyes before heading off towards the library with Izzie and Kathy.
"Ah, you guys are so gonna beat those other schools!" she smiled and his face lit up.
"I know," he laughed.
"So who are you playing on Tuesday?" she asked.
"The girlies," he said, "And if we win that, then we're into the finals, and we play whoever wins out of the other schools,"
"It can't be too hard to beat a bunch of girls though," said Sirius, as they walked into the changing rooms, and he stood there, already changed out of his uniform.
"Have you seen some of those players?!" he exclaimed, "They're larger than me! Not taller but larger!"
"shit!" yelped Jacob Isaacs, before noticing Lily, "Hey Evans," he grinned, in a friendly way.
"Hi Isaacs," she smiled weakly, as Davies emerged from the showers.
"Evans!" he cried, "Have you seen Izzie lately? Could you tell her – "
"She's not interested Davies," Sirius said flatly, smacking his wet towel against Amos Diggory's back.
"What is a girl doing here?!" shrieked Amos, trying to cover himself up.
"How's the baby Amos?" smirked James before disappearing into the showers, and Amos grinned distractedly.
"Ah, we're doing great," he said, dreamily, "McGonagall isn't pleased though. Chelsea may have to leave Hogwarts soon. And right before our NEWTs and all..."
"Aw, that's a shame," Sirius said, turning away and winking at Lily.
--
"We'll meet you up there," Izzie said suddenly, on the way to the library.
"Why do we – ohh! Yeah, we'll meet you up there," agreed Kathy, exchanging a smirk with Izzie.
"Alright, whatever," Remus sighed, running up a flight of stairs.
"Look what I got," Izzie grinned, holding up a bottle of Firewhiskey.
"Whoopee," Kathy grinned, taking a long swig from the green bottle.
"Quick, behind here," Izzie gasped, as a teacher walked past, and they darted behind a tapestry.
They burst into a fit of giggles, every time somebody walked past, as they hid there until the bottle was drained of its final drop.
In absolute stitches, they ran to the library, where Remus was peacefully reading.
--
"Should we go?" asked James, dressed in a dark blue t-shirt and jeans, and both Sirius and Lily nodded.
The three of them walked up to Gryffindor tower, the boys arms strung around Lily's shoulders.
"I feel so trapped," she groaned and they laughed. A bunch of Northwood girls, in their posh uniforms complete with blazers and ties, glared at her jealously, as she was sandwiched in between the two sexiest boys in the school.
"James! Sirius!" came the screeching voice of Ronnie Fox, and they broke apart and turned around.
"Yes?" asked James, wearily.
"There's a ball on Tuesday night! To celebrate the outcome of the match! You have a date?" she asked hopefully.
"Err – " James said nervously, looking from Sirius to Lily for help.
"Yeah. He's going with Lily here," Sirius said suddenly, and Lily groaned inwardly.
"Oh. Great." she scowled, shooting disgusted looks at Lily.
"But I'm free," he grinned, as James and Lily hurried away.
"Oh great!" she repeated, much more cheerfully, "See you on Tuesday night,"
"Saved your arse there, didn't I!" he laughed, running after the two of them.
"Yeah but you idiot, now we have to make up some other excuse to say why Lily's not there," James sighed.
"James I – " she began.
"I suppose I could get Peter to take Polyjuice Potion..."
"James!" she yelled, and he turned to her.
"What?"
"I – err – I guess I could go to the ball with you. I mean – just so that Fox girl believes it, of course," she said hurriedly.
"Yeah, yeah, of course," he nodded, grinning widely, from ear to ear.
"Aww bless!" Sirius cooed, and they both thumped him, as they entered the common room.
"Where are the others?" asked James, walking over to the bulletin board.
"Library," Lily said, scanning the board for details about the ball.
HEY EVERYBODY, WE'RE HAVING A BALL!
On Tuesday night, after the match, we're going to have a huge ball!
We've come up with a very EXCITING theme...
MUGGLE FILM STARS!
So you gotta do your research, and find something FUN to dress up as!
Love you lots and lots.
Alice and Frank.
"Love you lots and lots?" laughed James.
"That's Alice's doing," Lily chuckled, "She's a girly one, she is,"
"Oh my fuck, have you seen the theme?" Sirius groaned.
"Yeah, but bless them, they're the cheeriest head boy and girl we've ever had!" Lily giggled, "And they make such a cute couple!"
"Yeah," James grinned, "I'm a sucker for romance,"
"You?!" she gasped.
"Heck yeah!" Sirius exclaimed, "How many times have I had to listen to 'The Perfect Date With Lily Evans'? Too many!"
James stared at him angrily, while Lily blushed.
"Haha, oops what did I just say?" he laughed nervously, "Just ignore me, I think I'm delirious,"
Lily just shook her head, laughing slightly, and James scratched the back of his neck.
"Yeah, he's definitely delirious," James said hurriedly, and Sirius fell over, playing along.
"Get me to the dormitory Jamesie!" he grinned, as James picked him up off the floor and dragged him up the stairs, leaving a very confused Lily sitting in the common room.
--
Meanwhile, in the library, Remus sat with his head on the table, while Izzie and Kathy were laughing their heads off, as quietly as possibly when you're absolutely drunk.
"Remus, I honestly think you simply must be gay!" Kathy squealed, sitting on a chair beside him, while Izzie sat opposite.
"Okay, let's look at the evidence," Izzie slurred, holding up her fingers, "One, you don't have a girlfriend,"
"No girlfriend," Kathy repeated.
"Hey!"
"Two, your jeans are just a little too tight,"
"Too, too tight!" Kathy scolded, patting him on the knee.
"They are not!"
"Four," Izzie spluttered, "You wear a lotta purple,"
"Nice shirt," winked Kathy, fiddling with his violet collar.
"Yeah well I like it!"
"And last of all," she said, holding up a finger and looking at him pointedly, "You have girly hair,"
"Yeah!" exclaimed Kathy, peering at Remus, "Wowzers Izzie, I never, ever noticed that!"
"It's so floopy!"
"Floopy?!"
"Hehe, you mean floppy!"
"No, no, I mean floopy!" Izzie insisted, as Kathy tugged on Remus' sandy tresses.
"Ooh, ooh!" she squealed, "We should call you, Goldilocks!"
"Oh Merlin,"
"Oh my god Kath, you're a genius!" Izzie gasped, grabbing Remus' notebook and scratching out his name on the front. She wrote 'Goldilocks' in large, messy letters.
"Wow, I can't even remember what your name was before!"
"I think it was... Robbie!"
"No! It was Breemus!"
"Don't be an idiot, it was Ronald!"
"No way, it was – "
"It was Remus! I mean – it is Remus! Honestly..."
--
Before long, James was back in the common room, looking very pleased with himself, as though he'd just had a good yell at a certain someone.
"Lily, let's go find Remus and the others," he whined, obviously bored.
"They're only in the library,"
"Oh well, it's better than sitting here, all bored and whatnot!"
Lily rolled her eyes and stood up, pulling James up with her.
"Hey Lily! James!" called Remus, walking through the hole with Kathy and Izzie holding onto either of his arms.
"What are you guys doing here?" asked James.
"What's wrong with them?" frowned Lily, as Kathy and Izzie latched themselves onto her.
"Oh this one should be named Carrot-top!" Izzie squealed.
"Oooh, that's brilliant!" Kathy gasped.
"What about that man, the thingy in the glasses?"
"Mr-Something-is-eating-my-head!" Kathy grinned, clapping her hands and hugging James.
"What the hell...?" he frowned, and Lily looked at her red locks in dismay.
"I could have sworn there was one more of them, right?" Izzie frowned, tapping her head thoughtfully.
"James?" called Sirius from the staircase, "It's been fifteen minutes. Can I come down now?"
"OH THERE'S ONE!" yelled Kathy, running up to Sirius and throwing her legs around his waist, and her arms around his neck.
"I christen you Woof!" Izzie said in admiration, getting down to her knees and bowing to Sirius.
"Woof?" asked Sirius, peering around Kathy.
"You look like a doggy!" she giggled, pulling his long shaggy hair.
"I had a doggy once," mused Izzie, "And then it turned into a turtle,"
"Was this, by any chance, a dream?" smirked James.
"No! You don't believe that dogs can turn into turtles?!" she scowled, turning on James.
"YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN DOGTLES?!" screamed Kathy, letting go of Sirius and running back towards James.
"SOMEWHERE, A DOGTLE JUST DIED!" Izzie screeched.
"We gotta bring it back to life!" exclaimed Kathy, grasping Izzie's hands.
"I DO BELIEVE IN DOGTLES! I DO! I DO!" they chanted.
"Okay, I think you need to sit down," Lily said, trying to pull the girls to the sofa.
"Carrot-top, do you believe in Dogtles?" asked Izzie, in a very serious voice.
"Of course I do honey, just – here – you lie down on this sofa, and Kathy, you lie on this one," she said, sisterly.
"Wow I have never noticed how beauuuuuuuutiful the ceiling is!" gasped Kathy, looking up with her mouth open.
"Shut your mouth, you'll catch a fly," smirked Remus.
"Maybe she wants to catch a fly!" Izzie said indignantly, while Kathy chomped her teeth hopefully.
"I think they need some coffee or something," Sirius said, approaching a couple of third-years, "Hey, do you kids know how to get into the kitchens?" – they nodded, quite scared of him – "Well then, can you go and get two flasks of coffee for my friends?"
They nodded again and ran out of the common room, headed straight for the kitchens.
"Okay, just go to sleep or something, dearies," James said soothingly, and they burst into giggles.
"Silly, silly Mr-something-is-eating-my-head!" We don't want to sleep!" Kathy said, shaking her head pityingly.
"Misguided and confuzzled boys," Izzie added.
"Ah, here's your coffee," Lily said, gratefully taking the flasks from the baffled third-year boys, who were tittering to themselves at the sight of two pretty girls lying on the sofas, absolutely pissed.
"Come on, drink up," Sirius said, sitting beside Izzie, while James fed the drink to Kathy.
"Eek, it tastes like Dogtle puke!" she squealed, and Izzie nodded enthusiastically.
"I think they rather need to sleep," said Lily, but before she'd even finished, Izzie had gone out like a light, and she lay unconscious on the sofa, an arm strewn lazily over Sirius, who pulled away laughing.
"Ok, let's leave the sleeping beauties in peace," he chuckled, leading the others out of the common room.
"Goldilocks," called Kathy, sleepily, and Remus wheeled around.
"Yes," he said wearily, humouring her.
"Just to let you know, I really lurrrrrrrrve your gayness," she smiled, her eyes closed.
"Oh?"
"One, I love that you don't have a girlfriend. That makes me very, berry happy!"
Remus laughed, and she continued, frowning at him for interrupting.
"Two, I love your jeans. They make your bum look gorgeous," - Remus scoffed at that - "Even if it is slightly large,"
"Oh thanks!"
"Thirdly, I love the colour purple! It's so pretty!" she gasped, grabbing Remus' shirt and pulling him down to her.
"And most of all," she whispered drunkenly, her breath smelling of Firewhiskey, "I love your floopy hair!"
"My floopy hair?"
"Yes! Exactly! Oh, you know me so well!"
"Yeah," he laughed, "Okay, you get to sleep now, I'll see you when you wake up,"
"Bye bye, Goldie!" she giggled.
*
Several hours later, Sirius, Remus, James and Lily lay by the fire, playing a game of exploding snap.
"Whassgoinon?" mumbled Kathy, sitting up wearily.
"Ah, she's awake, the drunken little witch," James chuckled.
"Oh my god, what happened?" she asked, wincing at the pain in her head.
"Here have some coffee," Lily grinned, handing her the now cold flask.
"What did I do?" she asked, sipping the coffee and grimacing.
"Well it started with all the reasons that I'm gay, and made it all the way to Bye bye, Goldie!" Remus laughed.
"Oh I am a stupid little twat, aren't I," she moaned, "Ugh, I'm going upstairs,"
She got up and staggered slightly, tripping over her own feet.
"Come on, I'll help you," he grinned, grabbing her arm.
They walked up to the girls' dormitory, where Kathy collapsed on her bed, smiling weakly.
"I hate hangovers," she grumbled, closing her eyes, and Remus sat by her feet.
"So you are most definitely sober now?" he asked.
"Most definitely," she nodded, peering at him through her fingers, "Why?"
"Just thinking about something you said earlier,"
"Oh, I wouldn't listen to that drunken gabble if I was you," she told him, hastily.
"Ah, so you don't like my floopy hair?" he asked, innocently, and her eyes widened.
"Erm, what the hell is floopy?"
"You're asking me?!"
"So I confessed my secret desire for your hair?" she joked, "What else?"
"My large arse, my lack of girlfriend and my obsession with the colour purple," he grinned.
"Oh bugger,"
"Yeah, you know, I'm not the sort to take advantage of a drunken fool," he began, and she laughed, "But seeing as you are most definitely sober... well do you - I mean, will you - would you like - "
"Go to the ball with me Remus," Kathy said, grinning widely.
"Okay," he smiled, kissing her lightly on the forehead, "Seeya Kath,"
Lol, i do love drunken madness. This chapter is dedicated to all my friends, and our hilarious drunken times.
Anybody else love Suso? Ain't it amaze?!
But erm yeah, i seriously need to stop doing this and watching tv, and go revise.
I have exams 2moz, including spanishhh.
Ya, im gonna fail spanish.
Wish me luck darlings, cos I'm planning on settling back with a plate of sushi, a nice magazine and a cold drink, and flick through my textbook.
Love you lots.
Gimme 610 reviews :)
Ash x