It's sad to say but I'm very indifferent about my birthday. Even as a little girl, I never really got excited; it just felt like another day.
Unfortunately, I still have training with my team today, even if it is my birthday. Oh well.
This morning when I awoke, there was a very gruesome pain in my neck, instantly making me think that someone was trying to choke me or something in my sleep, but no, it was just my stupid curse mark acting up again of course.
What a great wake-up call.
Anyway...
Last night, those two teammates of mine, those weirdo boys, wouldn't leave my mind no matter what. The more I thought about them, the more confused I felt, which was very frustrating, and I didn't get much sleep to be honest. It felt like the immense guilt inside me was freaking eating me alive and I was also really surprised that I didn't have nightmares or something, because last night I felt so terrified of the weirdo thoughts in my head. Seriously.
Well, today is my birthday, and I just want to relax. Today I don't want to worry about any weirdo romance crap and I just wanna be neutral, to be happy. It might be selfish to want that but it's only just for today. That's all I ask for...
Right now, it's around eight in the morning, and I had just finished getting dressed.
Grabbing an apple from my dresser, I went downstairs, and was immediately greeted by my weirdo parents in the kitchen.
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SAKURA!"
Nervously, I laughed, and faked a smile with my eyes closed. "Thanks guys..."
"Sakura, what time are you getting off training today? Tonight we are going to celebrate with some cake and presents! So get home as soon as possible!" my mom blithely exclaimed and she clasped her hands together while squealing.
"Yeah and I've got pages of new jokes to tell you, sweetie! Can't wait!" my dad then quickly added, his voice quiet but jolly, and he loudly chuckled.
I bashfully nodded and that fake smile of mine was plastered onto my lips. "Ah. Okay..."
"Hey Sakura, you should invite your boyfriend over tonight!" my mom then persistently insisted and added, "Your father really wants to meet him!"
My dad chuckled. "Yeah! I want to know if he's good enough for my little girl! Haha!"
"W-What?! N-NO! He's NOT my b-boyfriend!" I frantically denied while blushing in embarrassment and twitched.
They were talking about the butt.
THE BUTT.
With a huff, I then quickly took a bite of the apple in my grasp, and walked towards the front door.
My mom groaned. "And why the heck NOT?!"
"Because he's a WEIRDO!" I yelled as I slightly turned my head to face the pair, now glaring at them, and I was insanely blushing like a freak.
Before anything else could be said, I stormed out the door, and started to run throughout the village.
While running, I slowly would chew on my apple (yes, dangerous I know...), and sometimes my neck would occasionally hurt from the stupid curse mark. It sucked.
After about fifteen minutes, I finally arrived at the Training Grounds, and saw something that left me so speechless that I almost collapsed on the spot.
In the center of the field was two cloud-colored tables that were full of all sorts of goodies, and my eyes even spotted a strawberry-cheesecake, which was one of my favorites! Multiple balloons also hovered everywhere and were restrained by weights the same color as ash while several presents were placed next to this adorable cupcake-tower on one of the tables and there was even a vase of roses on it too!
"SURPRISE!"
There. There they all were...
Naruto, Kakashi Sensei, Ino, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Hinata, Shino, Might Guy, Rock Lee, and my parents.
Practically almost everyone I knew was here except for...
...Sasuke.
My heart was sinking at his absence and an upside down smile formed across my lips.
Where is he? Is he too much of an emo diva to party? Even if he is, he should still show up to MY birthday party...
Well, I actually wasn't expecting a surprise party at all, so maybe he didn't know too? Although, I'm pretty sure someone told him there was going to be one...
Maybe he's just late?
Sigh. I don't know.
He should be here.
"Thanks so much guys..." I sheepishly mumbled and an uneasy smile could be seen on my lips.
Naruto then eagerly stormed up to me and flashed me that famous handsome smile of his.
"Happy Birthday, Sakura-chan!"
I smiled, but it was fake of course. "Thanks Naruto..."
Geez, I still have to tell him about my curse mark, don't I? I'll tell him another time because I actually want to be happy on my own birthday...
Not only that, but hopefully Naruto will forgive me for bailing on him yesterday too, or maybe he'll just act like nothing ever happened.
I don't know but I'm secretly hoping he'll act like nothing happened yesterday...
"Hey! Quit flirting with your boyfriend already!" Ino then shouted from afar and the blonde waved her fist at me.
Her words startled me and I uncontrollably blushed like a psycho. "B-Boyfriend?"
Naruto suddenly grabbed my hand while grinning and urged with a wink, "Come on, Sakura-chan! Let's have a good time!"
While holding onto my hand, Naruto guided me over towards where everyone else was, and I was blushing so much that I literally started to wonder if I really was human. Seriously.
Naruto then released my hand and happily said to the group of people, "Here's the Birthday Girl everybody!"
Kakashi smiled and closed his eyes. "Happy Birthday, Sakura."
"Yeah Happy Birthday, Forehead!" Ino joined in, her voice snotty-like, and she smirked.
A nervous laugh escaped my lips and I absentmindedly mumbled, "Thanks..."
Wait. What's Ino even doing here in the first place? I thought she hated my guts? Hm, weird.
I'm also really surprised to see the rest of her team and Hinata's team here as well. Were they bribed to come here or something?
"Happy Birthday, Sakura-san! My love!" Lee then enthusiastically said as he blew kisses at me and I flinched while blushing.
My sweat dropped.
I totally forgot he was here too...
"I hope you have one delightful Birthday, Sakura! It will be even more marvelous now because I'm here!" Might Gai suddenly proclaimed with a huge grin, his teeth sparkling as he winked at me, and the freakishly tall dude gave me a thumbs up.
I twitched and was majorly disturbed.
SIGH. I wish Gaara was bribed to come here...
Innocently, I then looked over at my parents, and asked them, "What are you guys doing here? I thought you were staying home?"
"We wanted to surprise you silly!" my father said with a jolly chuckle and then added, "It was your Mom's idea and she called up all of your friends and devised this sweet little spunky party! HAHA!"
I bashfully smiled at the woman who brought me into this world and said with much gratitude, "Awe thanks, Mom."
"No problem, my dear!" my mom replied as she ran her fingers through her short blonde hair and chuckled.
"Hey, where's the rest of your team?" I curiously asked Lee and we locked eyes.
Lee bashfully rubbed the back of his head. "Oh, you mean Neji and Tenten? Well they're-"
"On a date!" Gai finished, cutting his student off, and he gracefully ran his fingers through his crow-colored hair. "Those two rebels rudely declined, so I sent them on a mission alone together! Aren't I the match maker?! HAHA!"
My sweat dropped and I twitched.
Okay, where's Gaara already?
"CHA! WHERE'S GAARA-KUN?!" Inner me roared and she cried fake tears.
"Here, Sakura-chan. I made this for you..." Naruto then told me with a shy smile as he blushed and my blond teammate handed me a medium sized white box.
Reluctantly, I opened the box to see a messy but cute looking chocolate cake inside, and my eyes sparkled in total awe. Pink frosting even spelled out the words "Happy Birthday Sakura!" and that alone just made my heart slightly melt.
I put the box down on the table and pulled him into a killer hug. "AWE! I love it! You're so sweet, Naruto! Thank you so much!"
Naruto blushed and he bashfully laughed. "No problem, Sakura-chan..."
"Don't worry, Sakura. The cake is actually editable. I helped Naruto make it..." Kakashi then advised while smiling and he let out a nervous laugh.
I quietly laughed while letting go of Naruto. "O-Oh. Well, thanks I guess? Haha."
"Um... Sakura-chan... I also got you this too..." Naruto shyly mumbled and he pulled out an enormous banquette of gorgeous looking flowers that were all sorts of colors. "I hope you like them."
I stared down at the colorful flowers, feeling absolutely astounded, and the blood rapidly rushed to my cheeks.
"W-Wow... You do too much, I love them. Thank you, N-Naruto..." I breathlessly thanked him and I then sniffed the flowers while blushing.
He quietly chuckled and rubbed the back of his head. "No problem, Sakura-chan..."
From the corner of my eye, I then noticed that Hinata was staring intently at Naruto with gloomy eyes, and the sight just broke my heart into little pieces. Is she hurting?
"Enough of this mushy stuff, can we get this party started already?" Kiba hastily asked and the little dog on his head barked.
"Yes. I agree..." Shino quietly murmured and he dug his hands into his coat pockets.
Gai put his fist up to the sky.
"LET THE POWER OF YOUTH COMMENCE!"
Oh geez...
•*•*•Hours later•*•*•
It's getting pretty dark out and this whole time it felt like a million bombs of sadness had kept exploding from within me. The pain was killing me...
No matter what I did, I couldn't enjoy myself at my own freaking birthday party. Why? Well, I couldn't get Sasuke out of my mind, and him not showing up left an awful feeling in my gut. Nothing felt right...
I don't know why him not being here is bothering me so much. It's really weird. Honestly, I want to have fun, but I feel like I can't because he's not here.
I tried to be happy. I really did...
I mean...
The atmosphere was all cheerful and what not while yummy desserts were everywhere in sight but none of that stuff made me happy and even though I was surrounded by a crap load of people, I felt alone.
Alone. Geez, that sounds like such a harsh word to say when I repeat it in my mind.
Er, as I was saying...
My mouth would quiver with each attempt to force a smile and the more I tried to force myself to smile, the more it hurt on the inside.
I couldn't stop frowning either but I made sure people only saw my fake smiles.
It felt like my heart was crying...
Right now, Kakashi, Naruto, and I were all sitting down at one of the tables, and were talking about the Chunin Exams.
While...
Choji was chowing down on the food like a barbarian.
Shikamaru and Ino were bickering.
Rock Lee and Might Gai were embracing and crying under an imaginary sunset...
Hinata, Kiba, and Shino were all chatting about something.
And finally...
My mom was scolding my dad on how lame his jokes were. The truth hurts, sadly.
SIGH.
"...and you guys did a really amazing job at the exams. I'm proud so of you," Kakashi proudly informed and he then grabbed a cupcake that had colorful sprinkles on it. "You've all grown so much in such a short time."
This entire time, I wanted to ask Kakashi, or just anyone, where Sasuke was sooooo badly, but I couldn't because I felt too embarrassed. I also wanted to ask my Sensei if he sealed Sasuke's curse mark yet because I was growing more worried with each second...
To be honest, I was scared to hear both answers.
"Eh, it was nothing! Believe it!" Naruto pompously replied with arms behind his head and he laughed.
Naruto. I guess I would be feeling the same sadness if he didn't show up either...
Man, Sasuke is such a butt even when he's not here!
He's probably doing mermaid crap, knowing him.
Well, I rather have him do mermaid crap than anything else...
I frowned and pure sadness engulfed my eyes.
Where could he be...?
Gathering all my courage, I took a deep breath, exhaled, and then apprehensively asked Naruto, "Hey Naruto... U-Um... Where's Sasuke?"
Arms still behind his head, Naruto shrugged, and bitterly said, "I don't know. I told him to come today but I guess the asshole forgot or something. Humph! I wouldn't miss your Birthday for the world, Sakura-chan! Believe it!"
Disappointment sinked in and I looked down, feeling hurt. "O-Oh..."
Did Sasuke really forget?
"GR! That butt! I'll make him pay for not coming to my Birthday Party!" I then childishly exclaimed, faking my frustration, and I waved my fist in the air while forcing a tiny laugh.
I might have said that like everything was okay but it wasn't...
...I was really dying on the inside.
Kakashi then intently stared at me for a few moments and finally said, "Sakura... There's something I actually have to tell you..."
I held my breath for a second and tensed up. "What... What is it, Sensei?"
"Sasuke left the village this morning."
My heart stopped. What?
The last words Sasuke said to me yesterday then replayed in my mind...
"Sakura... Thank you for everything..."
He said that yesterday...and in that one dream!
Coming to that realization, I inwardly gasped, and widened my eyes in complete horror, panicking. A mixture of emotions quickly enveloped me and it suddenly became hard to even breath. It felt like I was drowning in my own emotions as if a tide were being pulled over my head, my insides forever altered and incapable of healing.
My heart was screaming...
No. No this cant be.
He...
He promised me that he wouldn't...
...
THAT BUTT!
"I'll be right back! I've got to go do something at home!" I quickly lied as I abruptly stood and then fled the area before anyone could even protest...
I ran and ran, hot tears now escaping my eyes.
My heart violently plummeted down into my stomach once I finally reached my destination: the park.
It was that stupid park that I always go to. The very same one that Sasuke goes to too all the time...
I only came here so no one back there would see me cry, because that's exactly what I'm doing right now. Crying...
Body wobbling, I panted while trying to withstand my loud sobs, and I then screamed, letting out all my anger.
While screaming, tears rashly fled my eyes that were now tightly shut, and it felt like an iron bar was relentlessly hitting my poor fragile heart.
A tear slid down my face.
Why... Why did he leave?
My body trembled in anger.
Why... WHY ON MY BIRTHDAY?!
In a matter of seconds, severe pain seized my neck, immediately causing me to scream, and I clutched onto it, almost falling to my knees.
"Sakura...?"
The pain went away at just hearing his voice and my body jumped, now feeling frozen.
Sasuke...
Seconds later, I whirled around to face him, and shock could be seen all over my face.
There. There he was. Standing a few feet away from me...
"What are you doing here?" he quietly asked and then narrowed his eyes at me. "And why are you crying...?"
Hot tears rushed out of my eyes as I glared at him and I clenched my jaw in pure frustration.
"W-WHY?! W-What do you mean WHY?! Because Kakashi told me you left the village, that's why! YOU DUMMY-"
He sighed. "You left before he could fully explain, didn't you? Tch. Idiot..."
Tears still falling, my glare on him intensified, and I growled. "W-What are you talking about?!"
With a smirk, he walked up to me, and aloofly pulled out this book from his backpack. "Hn. Kakashi wasn't wrong when he said that I left the village. I did and got this for us. This book is the portal to alternate universe that we went to before. We'll go there later this week."
I stared at him, utterly flabbergasted, and my anger slowly subsided. "You... What... I... How...?"
He slyly put the book back into his backpack and took something else out, something tiny.
"I also got you this..." Sasuke murmured and he placed something in my hands: a necklace.
Feeling my heart do flips, I examined the necklace that was now in my grasp, and it was a silver locket shaped like a heart. I then opened the locket and there was a word engraved in the very center...
It said:
"Annoying"
Once seeing the word, it felt like my heart had just summersaulted backwards as my eyes grew shockingly wide, and I freaking blushed like never before.
How... How did he-
"Let me put it on you," Sasuke abruptly said, his deep but attractive voice startling me, and he retrieved the necklace from my grasp.
I blushed some more and nervously inched back. "U-Uh, n-no, i-it's o-okay-"
Before I could say anymore, Sasuke abruptly put his right hand onto the side of my face, and slowly leaned into me. Our lips were now just centimeters apart and he paused for a moment as his dark hair shielded his eyes.
Frozen like an ice-cube, I felt his cold breath collide against my skin, and immediate shivers crawled down my spine.
My heart was freaking beating so fast that it felt like it was going to burst at any moment! GEEZ.
With an almost non-existent sigh, he pulled away, and sternly ordered, "Turn around."
Was he going to kiss me just now...?
Blushing, I timidly nodded, and turned around.
Oh gosh, why did I have to tell him that I freaking liked him?! I feel so embarrassed and nervous now! Then again, when don't I...?
From behind, he wrapped the necklace around my neck, and had successfully attached the clasp together with the latch.
I turned around to face him and then shyly looked down while blushing, totally a nervous wreck on the inside.
"U-Um... T-Thanks..." I mumbled, my voice quieter than a silent fart, and the frigging blood wouldn't stop rushing to my cheeks.
"Hn. Take that as your Birthday Present..."
Heart skipping a beat, my head swiftly jerked up at hearing that unexpected statement of his, and our eyes locked.
"W-Well... T-Thanks... Thank you..." I managed to faintly say, my darn abnormal blushing sucking out all the frigging energy out of me, and I then shyly averted my eyes downwards. "I... I really m-missed you-... I-I mean... U-Uh... F-Forget i-it..."
Oh crap. WHY DID I SAY THAT?!
A smirk crept upon his lips. "Hn."
I blinked my eyes multiple times in panic, wondering what he was thinking, and I then frantically yelled while blushing, "I-I'm s-surprised that y-you remembered my Birthday at all! You weirdo!"
His smirk grew. "Why would I forget it?"
I shrugged with a sigh and shook my head.
"What... Whatever. So, um... Did you get your curse mark sealed?" I then asked him in a concern manner and frowned.
"Hn. Don't worry about it. Now come on, let's go..." Sasuke suddenly said and he grabbed my hand, dragging me away like a sack of butter.
•*•*•Ten minutes later•*•*•
The two of us had arrived back to the Training Grounds and everyone was still there.
"Hey, looks like you came after all, Sasuke," Kakashi remarked with a smile and closed his eyes.
"Guys! Guys! GUYS! Great timing! We're about to do the Piñata!" Naruto excitedly exclaimed while clenching his fists and he stormed up to us.
Puzzled, I blinked my eyes. "Piñata?"
"Yeah! And you're the first one up, Sakura-chan! Come on!" Naruto enthusiastically urged as he then grabbed onto my hand and dragged me forward while I blushed.
With hands in pockets, Sasuke followed us from behind...
The three of us all now stood in front of the Piñata that was currently hovering above us by a rope that was firmly tied to a tree branch.
It looked like a miniature version of Sasuke except it had orange hair.
SWEET. Now I can get secretly get my revenge on him for being a butt to me for all of those times! CHA!
"Impressive, huh? I just finished putting it up..." Kakashi told us still smiling and he rubbed the back of his head.
"This piñata is so kick-ass!" Naruto gushed while he trembled from excitement and the blond clenched his fists.
"Yeah!" I agreed with him and smiled.
Everyone else then crowded around from behind us and my mother then walked up to me.
"Sakura, that's a very lovely necklace! Where did you get it from?!" she hastily questioned and her eyes were so creepily wide that it reminded me of a fly's eyes.
I blushed and inched back. "U-Uh... Um-"
Luckily, my dad then came to the rescue as he put a hand onto her shoulder, and jollily said, "Oh come on, dear! We can interrogate the girl later! Let them whack that candy out of that thing!"
My mom sighed and her shoulders sagged. "Oh poo! Meh. Okay..."
The two of them walked behind us and relief washed over me.
Ino then flashed Sasuke a seductive wink and said, "Hi Sasuke-kun."
Sasuke just glared at her.
Kakashi then handed Sasuke a violet colored blindfold and told him, "Wrap this around Sakura and then spin her."
Sasuke passively nodded and took the blindfold. "Hn. Okay."
I flinched and was now blushing like crazy.
W-Why does HE have to blindfold me AND spin me?!
Sasuke then looked at me. "Idiot. Come here."
Glaring at him, I walked over, and bitterly said something under my breath.
Sasuke then went behind me and tied the blindfold around my head, blocking my vision. After that, Kakashi gave Sasuke a bat I suppose, and the Uchiha made me clutch onto it. His strong hands could then be felt on my shoulders, causing me to blush, and he spun me around while counting to ten.
Excitement and fear trekked through my body as he spun me around and I hoped with all my heart that I wouldn't embarrass myself out there.
After several seconds, Sasuke finally pushed me forward, and coldly said, "Go, you idiot..."
I let out a tiny cute little squeak as he pushed me and then composed myself.
Everyone was cheering for me in the background.
Determined, I firmly held the bat, and repeatedly swung, but wasn't landing any hits.
DARN IT!
"CHA! COME ON ALREADY!" Inner me roared and she punched the air.
"Come on, Sakura-chan! You got this! BELIEVE IT!" Naruto cheered.
"You can do it, Sakura-san! My love for you will make you land a hit!" Lee declared.
"USE THE POWER OF YOUTH!" Gai loudly roared.
"Come on, Forehead! Is that all you got?!" Ino yelled, sounding annoyed.
"Try hitting harder!" Kiba yelled.
"K-Keep t-trying S-Sakura-chan..." Hinata shyly mumbled.
"Try moving to the left..." Shino muttered.
"Man, what a drag..." I heard Shikamaru say under his breath and he sighed.
"NOM NOM... Where's more food?!" I heard Choji demand.
"Come on! Don't let that Piñata make a mockery of you! KICK IT'S BUTT! I'M BETTING ALL MY MONEY ON YOU!" my mother roared.
"That's right! So don't land a hit, sweetie! I want all of mommy's money! HAHA!" my dad exclaimed while chuckling.
"Sakura, focus..." Kakashi quietly said.
"Hn. Idiot. You can't even land a hit. Not surprising though..." Sasuke cockily said and I could tell that he was smirking.
Feeling a vein pop, I blushed in embarrassment, and turned around, clutching the bat even tighter.
"HOW ABOUT I HIT YOU SASUKE?! YOU BUTT!" I angrily screamed, very embarrassed, and I started running forward while swinging the bat like a manic, trying to hit Sasuke.
Everyone started screaming.
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! SHE'S GONE CRAZY! HER FOREHEAD FINALLY GOT TO HER!" Ino hysterically shouted and she sounded very shocked.
Luckily for them, or shall I say Sasuke, Kakashi had restrained me from behind, and took my deadly weapon out of my grasp.
GR.
•*•*•Twenty minutes later•*•*•
Everyone had gotten their turn to hit the Piñata and the one to break it was...
Drumroll...
Sasuke!
He literally murdered the poor thing and hit it so hard that it scared me to death! GEEZ.
I got the most candy out of anyone though and now I'm hyper because I ate a lot of candy! Heehee.
I'M NOT A FATTIE, I SWEAR!
...
Anyways...
I was now about to start opening my presents and we all sat down at the two tables, except for Kakashi and Gai. They wanted to stand for some reason. I don't know, they're weirdos.
Also, Naruto and Sasuke also sat besides me too. What a shocker...
Moving on...
I grabbed my first wrapped up gift and read the card out loud.
Yeah. BIG mistake.
It said,
"Dear Sakura,
Your eyes are far more beautiful than any sunset
So beautiful that I just want to caress
Your beauty is like the taste of a cactus
I only wish to make you breakfast
I want to make you porridge
In the morning, when I'm not snoring
And to steal a kiss
So you'll be my miss
Happy Birthday my Angel
Let the stars shine in your emerald eyes
And you'll be my diamond in the sky
Love, Rock Lee
The Leaf Village's Handsome Devil
P.S. I LOVE YOU SAKURA!"
Silence.
Twitch. Twitch. Twitch. Twitch.
Twitch. Twitch. Twitch. Twitch. Twitch. Twitch. Twitch. TWITCH.
I don't think I have EVER twitched that much in my entire life...
That was the weirdest poem ever but kind of creative. Eh...
Fake tears streamed down Lee's face and he clenched his right fist. "B-Beautiful... Did you enjoy it, Sakura-san? I put my heart and soul into it, all for you!"
"Isn't it beautiful?! Ah, the power of youth is great! I even helped him write it myself! So beautiful..." Gai dramatically proclaimed with streams of fake tears rushing out of his eyes like water falls and he clenched his right fist. "Lee, I'm so proud of you! Now... Now go in for the kill and plant a big wet one on her! WIN HER LOVE WITH THE POWER OF YOUTH!"
I blushed. WHAT?!
Lee saluted his Sensei and said, "Yes Sir!"
The bushy-eyebrow ninja then went behind me on the right side and leaned in, trying to plant a kiss on my lips.
Before he could though, Sasuke face palmed Lee's face, pushing him away from me, and coldly muttered, "Lay off, loser."
"Yeah, keep your lips away from my Sakura-chan!" Naruto hissed protectively, which made me blush.
Lee cutely whimpered like a puppy and started to sulk. "I'm sorry Sakura-san..."
I smiled uneasily. "N-No! Don't be sorry! It's okay!"
Lee looked up at me with hopeful eyes and sniffed. "R-Really?"
I nodded and smiled. "Of course, silly! Now finish watching me open your present!"
A huge grin spread across his face as he blushed and fake tears rushed of out of his eyes. "Thank you, Sakura-san. You are truly an angel!"
Blushing slightly, I shook my head, and joked, "Nah. Not really. I'm not dead yet and I don't want to be! Haha!"
I then tore the wrapping paper off and it revealed a cute little pink container.
With a smile, I opened the little container, and my eyes lit up in seconds at seeing a bunch of heart shaped cookies.
I started to cutely squeal and said, "Thank you so much, Lee! I can't wait to eat them all! Did you make these all by yourself?!"
Blushing, Lee nodded, and replied, "Y-Yes and y-you're welcome, Sakura-san."
My mom then passed me a gift and said, "Here, open this, it's from your father and I."
Serenely, I nodded, and smiled. "Okay!"
Several seconds later, I had torn off all the wrapping paper of my current present, and my jaw dropped in total shock.
"BOY TOASTY DVDS?! YOU GOT ME ALL THE SEASONS?! OH THANK YOU MOM, DAD! I LOVE YOU!" I hastily yelled while screaming, major gratitude in my voice, and I tightly
clutched the DVDS while my body trembled in total excitement.
I then glomped both of my parents and returned back to my seat.
Yup.
Boy Toasty is this stupid cheesy romance show that my mom got me into a week ago and it basically was about dudes who were obsessed with buttering their toast so it would taste good for the ladies and I would watch it in secret everyday after I got home from training. I only watched it though because the main guy character was hot like Gaara and looked EXACTLY like him! His name was even Kaara! He was so hot that I always had to bring tissues with me because my nose would bleed. Yeah, that hot...
Naruto then inspected the cover of one of the Boy Toasty DVDS and glared at it.
"Hey... That guy on the cover kind of looks like Gaara..." Naruto remarked while twitching and there was jealously lurking in his voice.
"Yeah he does..." Sasuke quietly agreed.
I clasped my hands together, my eyes turning into hearts, and I started to drool on the spot.
"Yeah...I KNOW!" I dreamily exclaimed and I started to fantasize about Gaara-kun, the sexy music starting to play in my head.
See?! This is what sugar does to me!
IT TURNS ME INTO A PERVERT!
My two teammates exchanged glances, twitched, and gave me weird looks.
Ino then gasped in total shock and clenched her fists. "Wait, WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT? You mean you watch Boy Toasty too, Forehead?!"
Immediately, I stood up from my seat, and clenched my fists. "YES! OH MY GOSH, YES! ISN'T KAARA HOT?! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Ino stood up as well and her eyes turned into hearts just like mine. "AHHHHHHH! YES BUT I THINK NASUKE IS HOTTER AND SARUTO IS SO CUTE TOO!"
"YES THEY ARE BOTH GOOD LOOKING BUT KAARA WINS HANDS DOWN! KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Ino and I started to squeal like annoying fangirls.
Please forgive me.
I'm hyper.
HEEHEE.
•*•*•One hour later•*•*•
After about five minutes of raving about Toasty Boy with Ino, I opened the rest of my gifts, and I was so grateful for each one that I received!
Everyone then all then sang happy birthday to me and I was even surprised to hear Sasuke sing a little, but I think I was the only one able to actually hear him.
When I blew out all the candles, I wished to make the right decision when it came to deciding my feelings with Naruto and Sasuke. An upside frown spread across my lips after I made my wish...
We all then were fatties and ate a bunch of cake. Just kidding, haha.
But no... We did eat cake. Especially Choji. I honestly think he was just here to eat all the food, he doesn't give a crap about me. SIGH.
Shortly after though, some people left, and few stayed. My mother was kind enough to allow some of my friends to come over since it was my birthday and she also said that they might be able to sleep over too!
Okay. This is officially the best birthday ever!
•*•*•At my house•*•*•
You're all probably wondering who were the lucky studs that were invited to my house, right? Well, I shall tell you! :D
The people are: Sasuke, Naruto, Lee, Hinata, and Ino!
I'm actually surprised that Ino and I are now getting along, all because of Toasty Boy too! I hope we become great friends.
The five of us were all sitting on the couch watching a season of Toasty Boy on my tv and my parents were upstairs, probably doing weirdo stuff.
Anyways...
On the far left, sat Lee, then Hinata, and in the middle was Ino.
On the far right, sat Sasuke, me, and Naruto.
Yay! For explaining!
Eyes glued to the screen, I was drooling the entire time, and had a box of tissues just in case my nose decided to have it's own period again or something.
Lee, Naruto, and Sasuke all watched the television screen with bored/annoyed expressions while it was the very opposite with us girls; we were very amused.
Earlier, Hinata even admitted to us that she LOVES this show! I was so shocked but happy!
YAY! Even Hinata can be a pervert too! Heehee. I'm such a weirdo, sorry...
Er, what was I saying? Sorry, I'm candy drunk. Oh yeah, I remember!
"We're all out of...butter. I can't... I can't butter my toast..." Kaara faintly said on the tv screen, his sexy mesmerizing voice making my girl hormones go on a crazy rampage, and he fell to his knees.
"Ah yes, Gaara-kun... You can butter my toast any day..." I dreamily said out loud by accident as I clenched my fists together and my cheeks flushed of cotton-candy pink.
Yeah, I sometimes call the main character Gaara instead of Kaara because the two of them look like identical twins! SO HOT!
That's when Sasuke couldn't take it anymore and he did the unthinkable...
He stood, took the remote off of the mini-table in front of the couch, and pressed the OFF button, turning off Boy Toasty.
Without even thinking, I acted, and ferociously tackled Sasuke down to the floor. I fiercely fought to retrieve the remote from him but he wouldn't give it up and the Uchiha then sat up, making me realize that I was sitting on his lap like I was that one time at the hospital.
I blushed like a mofo.
FLASH!
The five of us then looked to see my mom have a camera in her grasp and she evilly chuckled. "Mwhaaha! Now I have proof that you two really
like each other! This will definitely go in my photo-album! MWHAHAHA!"
Eyes widening in sheer terror, I gasped as I got off of Sasuke, and blushed redder than any Sharingan.
The doorbell was then heard.
"Hm. That's weird... I wonder who it could be at this hour?" my mom asked no one in particular and she walked up to the door.
Sasuke then stood and glared at me. "Idiot..."
I returned the glare and blushed. "Butt..."
"Sakura!" my mother then called and continued, "A young man name Gaara is at the door for you!"
I flinched in total surprise and blushed like crazy.
"W-WHAT?! Gaara?! Oh gosh, I hope I don't look like a fattie! I ate WAY too much today! I hope I don't look ugly!" I frantically said out loud by accident again and my mind was continually racing with a million of scary thoughts about what could go wrong.
"Tch. Idiot. You never look ugly..." Sasuke rudely complemented with his eyes closed and he folded his arms.
"Yeah, Sakura-chan! You always look amazing, no matter what!" Naruto blithely joined in and chuckled.
I blushed at both of their compliments and smiled. "Thanks guys..."
I'm only infatuated with Gaara; I actually don't like him. There's a huge difference and I hope those two know that...
...because I genuinely do like them both.
I just don't know which one to pick.
SIGH.
Come on brain, work your magic, help me pick the freaking right guy already! GR...
I would say listen to your heart but lately people say by doing that you get screwed over, so it's better off to listen to your brain instead.
Honestly, I don't know if I believe that though...
I walked up to the door and opened it to see none other than Gaara with teddy bear in his grasp.
He smiled at me.
AN ACTUAL SMILE!
"Heard it was your birthday... This is for you..." Gaara quietly said and he handed over the teddy bear to me.
I felt like crying tears of joy and I tightly hugged the teddy bear.
OKAY. IT'S OFFICIALLY THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER!
Ever.
Author Note: It's four in the morning and I just finished writing this xD what did you guys think of Lee's poem?haha! As you can see, I was fairly hyper while typing most of this XD and I still don't know who to put Sakura with! :( Sad face. Oh well. The time will come!
And for those that are interested, please read my story "Anonymously In Love" It actually got deleted but I rewrote it and its back up! It's a romance/humor fic. It's SakuSaso and slight SakuSasu and the other couple towards the middle of the story is NaruSasu XD haha
Thank you all SOOOoooOooOOOooOoO MUCH! I really appreciate everything and please review!:3 thank you so much!
And yes... I know Gaara would never do that at the end and I know Sakura's mom is crazy and OOC. XD
Haha! Anyway, thanks so much for everything!
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