Greetings, ladies and gents. Welcome to the next chapter of Harmonic Heroes: Quest For Equestria. Just a little disclaimer, this chapter is a little silly (More than usual), though I hope it makes you laugh. And now on to the review.
kyrogue23: I know right?... Or were you sarcastic. I am planning on building a sort of rivalry between Kyle and Mizuki.
And now on to the story.
Mizuki was not having a good day, as she walked through the castle belonging to her master. Looking out of the window, she looked down at the capital of New Genesis, the city of hope, dreams and the future, Empire City.
"Because that fool Sombra wasn't able to hold out long enough against the Maronic Heroes, I wasn't able to complete my second objective.", Mizuki thought as she looked over the city she had come to love over the years, "And now this red head who has defied me twice... I can't get him off my mind... Where do I know him from? And how did he know that name..." she continued to ponder, she was certain she knew him from somewhere, but she couldn't quite remember from where. He wasn't a student at the Academy, someone with his raw talent would have been made a inner circle member years ago.
Her train of thought was interrupted as she heard a soft chuckle coming from up ahead. "Well, well, did Mizu just failed a mission? There goes your 100% mission success. Lord Morgenstern is not going to be please."
The voice belonged to a young man with black spiky hair and dark purple eyes. He was dressed in white dress shirt under a moderately dark blue long coat. A black tie was neatly hanging from his neck, a similar black colored dress pants were hugging his lower body and on his feet were brown dress shoes.
"Hallo to you too, Byron. Why are you here? Don't you have your own mission? Or have you forgotten?", Mizuki said with a hint of distaste in her voice, she did not like Byron at all, and the feeling was mutual.
She greatly disliked him for his sociopathic behavior, his disregard of any life but his own or their lord and because he was always trying to replace her as Morgenstern's most trusted inner circle member.
She couldn't stand him, the only reason she hadn't burned him to ashes was because her master had need of him, and he was fiercely against people in the Hierarchy to kill each other for a higher position. Byron leaned back against a white pillar crossing his arms before letting out a low scoff, "I am already done for the day, as you can see and I'll have you know I have been working hard.", he replied smugly.
"Is that so?" Mizuki said, trying to end this conversation as fast as possible, the less she spoke to Byron, the better, "Well then, I will leave you to it. Good day.", she waves him off and starts walking away from him.
"If you are looking for our Lord, he is in his private study.", Byron said, still looking smugly, "Did you know there is a secret room in there where he holds himself up when he can, and he talks to someone, and another voice speaks back. But who? For all I know, he's the only one in that room.", this made his female colleague turn to face him.
"Lord Morgenstern wouldn't like it that your eavesdropping on his privet conversations. And neither do I!" Mizuki warned him, she didn't took kindly to those who insulted or disobeyed her master, the one she owed her life to.
"I wasn't eavesdropping!" Byron told her mockingly, knowing she couldn't hurt him, "I could hardly hear what they were saying anyway. Dying to find out what it was though. You wouldn't know anything about it, would you?", he tilted his head, he just couldn't understand why she of all people was his favorite. He was a master of the arcane, while she was nothing but a glorified firebender.
Mizuki gave him one more look before turning around, and she left him standing there. Not even she knew what her master was doing in his secret study.
The princess of the night was excited, not only had her powerful and handsome knight accomplished his mission, but he also had helped her niece fend off Sombra, before the little dragon delivered the Crystal Heart to finally end him.
She was currently waiting with her sister and all of Ponyville for the Harmonic Heroes to return, and she hoped she could finally spend some time with her 'beloved'.
Her thoughts were interrupted as the train rolled into the station, and after a few seconds came to a stop, the door to their wagon opened, everyone expected the heroes to came out and receiving their welcome but none of them came.
After a solid two minutes, Luna took charged and entered the wagon, followed closely by her older sister. Both were surprised at what they found, Celestia had to hold back to not break down in laughter. Inside the wagon, the Harmonic Heroes, all of them, had fallen asleep while they were watching a movie on the way back home.
Celestia shook her head, amused by the situation. As she looked over to her younger sister, who was glaring with jealousy, following her sisters gaze, she could see why.
Skywalker was sleeping with Fluttershy's head on his shoulder as he had his head on hers. Celestia thought it was harmless but before she could voice this, Luna quickly used her magic to separate the two before crossing her arms.
Celestia gave the others one more look, taking out her smartphone before she went to wake them up. As she stood there ready to take a picture, one of them catches her eye. A certain pale blond who for some reason was always rude to her, Griffifth looked so peaceful with his eyes closed, his mouth open with his head leaning against the window. She gave a small smile before charging her horn with magic, releasing a loud explosive sound.
Their reaction was priceless, and as Celestia watched the photo, "This is so going on my wall.", she smirked, saving the image.
"Why did she had to wake us up like that!?" Griffifth complained as the group was having a quick lunch at Sugarcube Corner later that day.
Sutakira let out a small chuckle, "You talk a awful lot about the princess of the sun, Adam. It almost sounds like..." the blunette explained but before he could finish his sentence, Griffifth smacked the back of his head.
"Don't even joke about that!", the blond shouted, making the other friends burst out in laughter.
Phoenix turned to Twilight, having a question about the last wedding they had attended. "There was this one hot milf at Cadance's and Shining's wedding. Do you know her? She was wearing this gray dress, she had this purple hair and I believe her name was something Velvet." he explained gaining a irritated look from Twilight.
"Her name is Twilight Velvet and she is my mother.", Twilight explained, confusing the red head.
"...I thought Celestia was your mother." Phoenix said, sounding honestly surprised, making her facepalm.
Skywalker was feeling terrible. It had turned out the Libernomundi he had recovered was a fake. This Mizuki had taken it to her master before they had arrived.
All the fake contained was a recipe for Potato Salad.
Despise his failure to complete his test, Celestia had passed him anyways, which he personally thought he didn't deserve. But the princess would have none of it, and had passed him to one final test, she told him to meet his final test at the highest mountain around Ponyville. She gave him one week to prepare himself before allowing him join his friends.
Two days later, Phoenix was asked by Mayor Mare to direct a play and he somehow got all his friends to play a part in it, no one knew how he did it.
"Well, let's just say I have blackmail material on all my friends.", Phoenix said with an happy smirk as he and Mayor Mare were walking around City Hall, "Except Messiah... He's just wanted to help out."
Meanwhile, the rest of the Harmonic Heroes were sitting in the main hall where the play would be held. "If anyone would play me in a movie, it would be James McAvoy." McGrath said as he was laying on the stage.
"I thought you would want to be played by Ben Affleck." Griffifth teased him, who quickly duck as a golden energy spear flew past him.
"Don't even joke about that!", McGrath shouted, raising his fist, shaking it angrily at his blonde friend.
"I think that guy who played Superman in Man of Steel would play a good you, Jason." Fluttershy said with a slight blush, this made Skywalker think for a moment.
"Henry Cavill? He's not a bad looking guy." Skywalker admitted with a nod, "I think you should be played by Hayden Panettiere, or Emilia Clarke.", this got an shy blush from his pink haired Seraph friend.
It was then that Phoenix walked in, carrying a stack of scripts before he cleared his throat gaining everyone's attention. "Alright boys and girls. This play is based on a fim fic I wrote, I marked the lines each of you are going to play." Phoenix said as he handed them out.
"You mean fan fic.", Sutakira pointed out as he got his script handed to him.
Phoenix looked confused before asking, "What did I say?"
"Fim fic." Sutakira told him.
"Oh... Anyways, you people read through them, while I speak with Archmage in privet.", he said, grabbing the Magi by her shoulder and dragging her off.
"Why would we even do this? What blackmail does he has against us?", Rarity asked.
"Just play your part, you don't want to end up like my friends back in Manhattan, don't ya Charity?", Phoenix said over his shoulder as he continued to walk.
"What's wrong, Kyle?", she asked as the two began to talk, while the rest read Phoenix script.
"I have this problem." he started to explain, trying to find the right words.
"I think you need to go see a doctor for that.", Twilight said much to his irritation.
"This is serious, Archmage! You see now when I have sex with random woman, it just doesn't feel the same anymore. It feels empty.", he explained.
Twilight couldn't help but roll her eyes at his statement, "Jeez, who thought that meaningless sex with random woman, who you have no connection with, could posibbly feel empty?"
"I know!", Phoenix said, not getting she was sarcastic, "At first, I was just picturing someone else when I had sex. But now, I can't even get aroused by them. All I can think about when I have sex is... blond hair."
This gaining a chuckle from the Magi, "So you have a crush on AJ? You two would never work." Twilight said gaining a questioning from her friend, "Well, she is an honest hard working gal and you..." she started to explain but she was interrupted.
"Your an annoying man child.", Griffifth as he walked past them, gaining a chuckle from the Magi and an angry glare from his red headed friend.
"That question wasn't directed to you!", Phoenix shouted but his friend merely shrug his shoulders.
"Was it a question?" he said, while he flipped through the script.
That evening, the gang was all set to preform as all of Ponyville had gathered in City Hall. The entire play was sold out and even Celestia and Luna were in attendance. A few minutes later, the lights dimmed as the curtains rose.
A long time ago, in a Galaxy far, far away.
Universe Wars Trek Episode XV: The Return Revenge Attack Of The Phantom Hope Strikes Back
It's a dark time for the entire Galaxy.
Darth Skykiller has started his plans for conquest to take over the galaxy.
Though he hasn't told his own daughter about it...
On the Not So Death Star, Darth Skykiller was looking over the stars as his soldiers brought his daughter, Princess Charity to him.
"Daddy!" Princess Charity nagged to her father, making him give out a deep sigh, "Why can't I go outside? All my friends are allowed to go outside, I find that rather silly daddy!"
Her father gave another deep sigh, turning towards his daughter, "Honey, I as dark lord cannot be bothered with things like that. I have to conquer the galaxy!", Darth Skykiller said, "... And we are in a place were you can't exactly go outside."
But his little girl didn't take no as she started her counter argument, "But daddy, you have to understand that their are a lot of fun things out there, like animals and fresh air!"
Darth Skykiller finally snapped as he shouted, "Yea, but not in space! Take her to her room! NOW!" he commanded and his soldiers started to lead her away. One of his officers walked up to him as his daughter is being led away, "With all due respect sir, but you started a mission to take over the galaxy and you haven't even told your own daughter?" Officer Pinkster asked him as her boss turned to him.
"With all due respect... What's your name again?" Darth Skykiller asked but he didn't wait for an answer, "Doesn't matter, I haven't even told my own mother!" he added with glee.
The officer remembered why she wanted to talk to her boss, "Oh right, your mother called, she asked when you will return with the coffee."
Darth Skykiller who was wearing a mask so she couldn't see the 'O crap" face he was making. "I couldn't think of a better excuse." he admitted before turning to face his officer again, "Tell her I'm taking over the galaxy. My name is now Darth Skykiller and not Poopsikuns like she always used to call me."
Deep inside the space ship, two droids, one small and cyan, one tall and silver, have gathered before the escape pods. "Whats wrong?" the small blue one, D4-sh asked.
The tall one, S-kir4, "D4 I think we shouldn't stay here any longer." S-kir4 answered.
"May I ask why?" D4sh asked annoyed and S-Kir4 explained that Darth Skykiller is kind of a douche, "Escape pods this way." she lead him to the it.
"Thank you D4, what can I do to thank you?" he asked but D4sh told him she'd rather not.
A little while later, on a farm on the desert planet called Titooine, a young farm girl named Applesack was woken up as her mother shouted her to come down. "What's wrong ma?" she asked as she got down, her mother explaining she had to milk the cows, "But I did that yesterday!" she complained but her mother insisted she should milk the cows.
"Pa, can't ya milk the cows?" Applesack asked her dad, who was busy buying a washing machine.
"No, I can't milk the cows, ask your mother." he told her as he as he looked over the model they had in stock.
"But she was the one who asked!" she nagged but her dad wasn't listening anymore, he instead was talking about the tall silver model and if all that silver metal was needed. "But sir, I'm not a washing machine. I'm a personal service droid." S-kir4 tried to explain but he got interrupted as Applesacks dad claimed he had his wife for that, "I... I can milk a cow." he quickly added.
A few hours later, Applesack had placed S-kir4 inside a cleaning tube as she was checking on D4sh. "Sir, D4 has a special message for you." S-kir4 told her as he emerged from the tube. D4sh displayed video image for Applesack who couldn't get her gaze of it. "To whoever hears this. Please help me! My daddy doesn't allow me to go outside! My daddy is Darth Skykiller! Please come and save me! Your my only hope!", the hologram of princess Charity pleaded desperately as the video ended.
"That's one pretty gal." Applesack said, as she kept her gaze on the place were the hologram just stood minutes ago.
"The daughter of Darth Skykiller is locked up and you, Applesack Skyclopper have to save her! I hope your ready sir." S-kir4 explained but Applesack wasn't paying attention as she was trying to have D4sh replay the message.
"We're screwed..." D4sh said dryly.
The next morning at the farm, Applesacks dad is looking for her, but unfortunately he couldn't find her, "Have you seen Applesack dear?" he asked his wife who told him she had run away to save the princess. "She's really gone huh?" he said before turning around, "Then I will see you in the bedroom soon."
Meanwhile, after picking up her grandma, Sparklz Kenobi, Applesack and her droids were walking around the Kantina, looking for the best pilot there, which they found. "Good day gentlemen, old woman." Grath greeted them before introducing himself, "My name is Grath Solo. How can me and my hairy brother, Macbacca help you?" he asked.
Sparklz was the first to speak up, "We're looking for a professional and not carpets." she explained gaining a puzzling look from the Solo brothers.
"Why did you mention carpets? But anyhow, I can help you. I know your looking for a pretty lady and Grath Solo likes pretty ladies." Grath Solo said with a pervy smirk.
As they fly through space on the Many Aged Swan, they came under attack by Imperial starfighters. "Whats happening!?" Applesack shouted as she, her grandma and droids entered the cockpit. Grath Solo was doing his best to dodge and evade all the lasers attack the enemy was throwing at them, "Hi everybody...", Grath Solo said before suddenly turning around to look at them, "What are you all doing in my cockpit!? Anyhow, its nice that your all here, because were under attack by the empire."
"That's not nice at all." Macbacca added dryly.
"Maybe you need to use the Hyper Drive." Sparklz Kenobi suggested but both Solo brothers scoffed at this, "Dude! This doesn't even have a Hyper Drive!" Grath Solo said laughing.
Applesack pointed to a small blue button, "Why does that button say Hyper Drive?" he asked but Grath Solo quickly cut her off.
"Don't question me, Applesack! I know how to fly this thing!" Grath Solo shouted as Macbacca pushed the blue button allowing them to jump to Hyper Space, "Huh so we do have a Hyper Drive." as they escaped at the speed of light.
As the Many Aged Swan got out of Hyper Space, they suddenly felt a pull of gravity as they were pulled towards a Battle Station in the shape of a moon. "Do we have a problem? Again?", Sparklz asked as the Solo brothers tried to act causally. "No everything is going fine! The sun is shining, the flowers are whistling." Grath Solo said.
"But flowers can't whistle." Applesack corrected him but Grath Solo scoffed that off.
"Shut up Applesack! I have better things to do than listen to you.", he told her.
A little later the Many Aged Swan has been captured and docked on the Not So Death Star but Darth Skykiller's lieutenants are regretful to inform him that nobody was on board. "I don't know much about that but a ship without people isn't possible.", he said.
"I don't want to interrupted Lord Skykiller but maybe they are Ninja's and maybe they are invisible!" one of his lieutenants Griff suggested, this was something to ponder.
"That doesn't sound that strange at all." Darth Skykiller said before snapping, "No wait, that sound stupid! This isn't Naruto! Shut up!"
Meanwhile deep inside the Not So Death Star, the heroes are crawling through the air ducts. "Where is my grandma?" Applesack asked, the air ducts where too narrow to allow her too look back. "We have lost her in the heat of battle." Grath Solo said but a voice behind ahead of Applesack and Macbecca shouted, "No I'm here!"
"Oh, sorry grandma Sparklz. Please don't write me out of your will." Grath quickly said.
"You really are a bastard, Solo." D4sh said making Grath Solo laugh.
"The best in my species.", he admitted as they arrived at their destination Cellblock 626.
Grath Solo quickly started to use his hacking skills he gained from watching old Star Trek episode's, so he's pretty much pushing buttons at random.
Over his shoulder he could see Applesack looking at a door. "What are you doing?" he asked as Applesack explained she was on the look out for the enemy, "Go save that pretty girl!" as suddenly the com link opened and the guy on the other side asked.
"Cell block 626, is something wrong?" the voice asked as Grath Solo had to think of something quickly.
"Well you see, it all happened at my birth in 1960. I bought a ice cream from a nice baker... uhm, ice cream shop! But then the ice melted in my hands! And there was a penguin who said 'Ueh!'. But were taking over your battle station." Grath Solo told them as a silent static followed.
"That's a very stupid story, you know that?" the guy on the other side said but in a fit of anger Grath Solo shot the com panel with his blaster, "Nobody calls my stories stupid!"
Applesack entered prison 15 where she found princess Charity laying on a bed. She woke up to find Applesack drooling at her, "What are you looking at?" the princess asked as Applesack quickly got back to her senses. "I'm ex-farmer Applesack and I have come to rescue you! I got the message from D4sh, ya know that small robot?" she explained as Princess Charity nodded as they quickly fled back to the Many Aged Swan with the rest of the gang.
After a long and hard fought space battle, the Many Aged Swan managed to escape the imperial starfighters as they jumped to Hyper Space.
"Where is my grandma?" Applesack asked, grandma Sparklz couldn't been seen anywhere.
"We lost her in battle... This time for real." Grath Solo said as he stepped over S-kir4 who was caught in some lose wiring.
"Can somebody help me? I'm stuck, help me D4!" he begged but D4sh explained that she didn't have any arms.
Meanwhile back at the Not So Death Star control post, lieutenant Pinkster came to him, informing Darth Skykiller of their escape. "They destroyed our starfighters and kidnapped your daughter." she explained, much to Darth Skykiller rage.
"That's terrible!", Dark Skykiller shouted, as he slammed his fist against the table, "Those ships were very expensive! This means war!"
"What about your daughter?" lieutenant Pie asked, but she never got an answer.
Stage Play: Completed...
"Seriously, how did you came up with this shit?", Rainbow asked Phoenix as the group got a a loud round of applause from the crowd, each of them taking a bow before them. "I may, or may not have been on a ton of LSD when I was writing this fic.", Phoenix explained.
If your reading this, then you made it through the nonsense play, I apologize if it was too silly, but my other stories (namely Avatar Heroes) are getting pretty dark, so I needed to write something completely random and silly. I guess you can tell which character each of them were suppose to be. And I had written that joke about Ben Affleck when I first heard he was going to be Batman (I take every bad thing I said about him back after how well he did). Anyways many thanks to everyone who reads, reviews, favorite or follows this story, you beautiful bastards. For now I wish you all a fantastic day and I will see you ladies and gents, next time.