Disclaimer : I don't own it.
Note : I always get the Chevy twins confused, and noticed I had them mixed up in this chapter. Sorry if there's any confusion, I tried to fix it.
Also, my muse is currently on vaca, so I'm not sure when I'll be back at writing. I have 4 chapters done, and no muse to really write at all at the moment, so after those 4 it might take a while before I post again. I have more ideas, so don't think I'm done, but it might be a while before my next update. I am working a little on my multichapter fics, but unfortunately, my two most popular are....well....
One deals with my little virus adventure, and is a 'real world' OC who ends up in the Transformers world. It seemed like a different idea...until I came across a fiction that is scarily alike it. -.-' The other deals with Mikaela being more than she appears, and an OC brought in from another dimension, but again... It's a lot like other ideas out there. -.-'
Also, there's the Miss Cybertron fic, but that one I'm wary about because it would rely heavily on reader support, and I don't have anything more than about 3 chapters written before I get lost with it, so I'm very uncertain about posting it.
Although, I did recently dream of an idea involving Deja Vu, of an OC going car shopping, spotting a gorgeous Solstice but it being too expensive, then getting it because it pulls weird tricks in the store... Hmmm...
Well, enough rambling. Hope you enjoy this. :)
P.S. .... Requested by Riku's Music Lover
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(Normal POV)
"So our allies are enjoying a local waterpark?" Optimus looked over his shoulder and paused as Prowl rounded a corner and joined him. "That's good. I'm glad to hear they are having some time off, to themselves. There's been far too much stress here lately."
Prowl nodded. "I believe this trip will do them well. Even the femmes went along, using their human holoforms, so they could watch over sparkling designated Annabelle."
Optimus chuckled a little. "She has everyone under her spell." He nodded a little, feeling his own spark pulsing with joy at the thought of the brave, sweet little girl. "And so... What shall we do today?"
"I have Sunstreaker and Sideswipe repainting the main hangars, I should go check up on them. What did you assign Skids and Mudflap, to keep them busy?"
Pausing, Optimus shuttered his optics, before turning to his second in command. "I thought you saw to the twins." He shook his head. "Both sets of twins." He quickly amended. "I haven't seen Skids or Mudflap since this morning."
Frowning, Prowl shuttered his own optics. He quickly accessed their tracking systems, and cycled his vents when he realized they weren't on base. "They're gone."
Shaking his head, Optimus entered the main hangar. "They aren't the usual pranksters. What kind of trouble could they get into?"
Freezing in the doorway, both mechs observed the Corvette twins, as they argued and threw paint at each other. The walls were about half done, but the floors were finished, and so were the jeeps unfortunately left there as well.
Cycling his vents, Prowl shot his leader a loot. "What is the human saying...? 'Famous last words'?"
(Waterpark)
"Dude, did'ja see tha vid??" Skids brushed his shaggy dark green hair out of his eyes, and looked around with a goofy smirk. "Tha one with tha blind guy??"
"Tha blind guy who-" Mudflap smirked back, passing by a trio of girls who eyed him and his brother oddly before walking on. "Uh-huh." He bobbed his head in a quick nod. "We just gotta find tha perfect slides."
Skids was watching the girls, who seemed oddly fascinated in his hair. They didn't seem bothered by the deep red of his brother's hair, but apparently his green hair was an oddity. Weird femmes. He thought as he shook his head and then turned back to his brother. "Well? What'cha waitin' for?! Let's look."
They went around the waterpark, sneakily avoiding any of the elder 'bots, especially when they saw the vengeful glare on Ironhide's face. They also avoided the triplets, and the sparkling they were looking after.
Finally, after checking out a few rides and finding them too quickly populated, they got situated next to a rather calm looking path. It had about three and a half feet of water in the bottom and seemed to be made so there was just enough of a current to push the odd flotation devices gently down the path, to the end. It was quiet, and remote...
"It's perfect!" They hissed in sync, exchanging a look and high fiving each other.
Skids immediately set his brother up with a set of holographic sunglasses and a special stick the humans used when they were 'blind'. Standing back, he looked at his handywork. "No, no, no!" He walked over and pushed his brother, lightly. "Yer not s'posta check out girls. Yer s'posta not see."
"Awww, but she was hot, and she was checkin' me out!"
As if. Her eyes were clearly fixed on me. "Focus!" Looking around, he smirked as he spotted a hose nearby. Racing over, he grabbed it, ran back, and began feeding it up the pant leg of Mudflap's pants, letting him take over when it got high enough.
That was one down point of being holographic forms, they couldn't actually lubricate, and holographic 'pee' wouldn't have the desired effect. Once his brother was ready, he raced over to the tap and waited.
The first down the path was a young woman, reclining in her plastic tube with her head back. 'Show time.' He struggled not to laugh as he turned on the tap, and Mudflap played the part of a blind man taking a leak.
Mudflap was holding the hose in just such a way, no one would be able to tell what he was holding without a good close look. As the girl floated closer, he aimed the hose, and watched as she jumped and squealed.
She looked around wildly, first checking the sky, and then spotting him. Her eyes widened in horror when she took in the sight, before she screamed and jumped away. "You jerk! Oh, ewww!" She splashed water all over herself, and grabbed her ring, before practically racing down the path and out of sight.
As she disappeared, the twins busted up laughing, and Skids turned off the hose. He raced over and quickly slapped his brother high five, a rather unique human tradition, before racing back. 'Score!'
'That was sweet!' Mudflap agreed with a broad grin, before quickly schooling his features. 'Here comes another one.'
The hose was turned back on, as an older man floated along. When the water hit him, he looked around a moment, before spotting the boy at the side... His eyes widened, and he cussed sharply, jumping out of the ring and doing a rather funny belly flop in the water. Spluttering, he grimaced and glared at the boy, before wading off, waving his free hand wildly with a glare.
Feeling a familiar energy making it's way closer, via the path, Mudflap snickered and got ready. He spotted Chromia floating along, and struggled not to laugh as he 'peed' on her.
She cried out in shock, turning a narrowed gaze upon him. For a moment, she stared confused, then her eyes narrowed even more as she took in the tail of hose coming from his pant leg. Following it, her eyes flashed warningly as she spotted Skids by the hose, and she growled before abandoning the ring and wading through the water towards them.
"You little fragging glitches!" She shouted, hopping out of the pool.
Mudflap's eyes widened, and he turned and took off, forgetting about the hose in his pants until it caught and he went flying backwards, landing painfully on the ground. "Oh, man!" He groaned, managing to pull the hose out. "Skids, help me man!"
Standing a few feet away, his brother took one look at the angry femme and high tailed it out of there. 'No way, man! She's pissed!'
Blinking a moment, Mudflap couldn't help but snicker at the thought. Then a tight grip on the back of his neck made him wince. "Now, now... I didn't hurt anyone." He turned his eyes on her, widening them and silently pleading. "I didn't even really pee! I can't remember, hologram!"
People turned their way, and Chromia slapped him on the back of the head. "Shut it!" She hissed, grabing him up and dragging him across the park.
He stumbled along after her begging her to go easy on him, and struggling to keep his balance. When she stopped suddenly, he tripped and fell over on his face. "Ow! Tha' hur'." He mumbled, before slowly sitting up. He then froze, hearing quiet but angry Cybertronian being spoken over his head.
When the dark, deep voice responded equally as angry, he winced and closed his eyes. Oh Primus, I'm in for it now!
(Later)
As Mikaela and Sam walked acros the park, towards the parking lot, Mikaela froze, her eyes widening in shock.
Looking at her expression, Sam looked the other way and scanned the park a moment before his own eyes widening. "What...the....??" He slowly made his way over to the large fountain, and began laughing.
Skids was splayed out in the water, laying on his back. Luckily the water was shallow and only came halfway up his prone body. The hilarious thing was he was glaring at us, his limbs twitching but otherwise lying prone. He was also lying directly under the spray of the fountain, so this one water spout was landing directly on his face.
The fountain that happened to be shaped like a bunch of little cupids peeing into the pool.
"Do I wanna know?" Sam asked, looking back at Mikaela, and blinking at Chromia and Ironhide's amused expressions, almost jumping as he hadn't heard the two holoforms approach.
"Revenge." Was all the femme said, before kissing Ironhide on the cheek and sauntering off. "We're just seeing how he likes it."
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Hope you like it.
R+R please.
Thank you.
Tenshi
