Chris "And we're back! We join our shipmates as they scale the snowy tundra of Siberia! The snowstorm separates everyone as they try to find their way to the southern port of Russia. Will they all make it one piece? Or is everyone Siberian tiger food? Find out here on Total Drama Luxury Tour!"

**Cody and Lindsay**

Cody and Lindsay continue to tread through the blizzard.

"Any sign of anyone?" Cody asked.

"Nope! Hey wait, it's Tyler and Alphonse!" Lindsay pointed out.

"It's ALEJANDRO!" The Latin Archenemy angrily yelled.

Cody only glared at Alejandro as he and Tyler join the pair. The jock nervously walks past the geek and to Lindsay.

"Umm… Linds? Did anything happen since we parted?" Tyler worriedly asked.

"Like what?" The dumb blond asked curiously.

"Umm…"

"He is just curious about what you and Cody had been doing while together" Alejandro finished for him.

Cody glared at the Latin Mastermind after figuring out what he is scheming, "Nothing happened."

"Oh really?"

"I don't need to convince you, Al!" The geek angrily stomped off while Alejandro glared back at him.

Suddenly, Cody hears animal footsteps coming his way. He turned to see a grey bear running in his direction. The geek panicked, but then sees Bridgette riding it. The surfer girl quickly grabs him and pulls him aboard her mount.

"Good job, Bruno!" the surfer girl praised.

"Hehe, thanks for the ride, Bridgette" The geek expressed his gratitude.

"No problem, it's the least I can do after what I put you through earlier"

"What do you mean?"

"I… saw how uncomfortable you were when we were arguing about you" Bridgette confessed.

"It's okay… I just did not know what to do…"

"Well I will restrain myself from now on. I am confident I can win you over, Cody! I just gotta stay the way I was back in Congo!"

Cody only nervously smiled back at her.

C.C.

Cody "Bridgette was always the girl I counted on for emotional support before all this stuff hit me like a ton of bricks. But am I ready to see her as a girlfriend?"

**Alejandro, Tyler, and Lindsay**

Alejandro scowled as the two left aboard the Russian bear. He then hears screaming coming from behind.

"AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Gwen, Courtney, Sierra, and Heather all flee from the Siberian tigers. Alejandro hatched a plan as they ran past the group. He hopped on top of one of the wild cats. The beast immediately expressed hostility, but Alejandro quickly pulled on its large whiskers to push it into submission.

"Easy boy…" Alejandro comforted, "Now let's beat that pathetic little nerdling!" He ordered the feline to go as he quickly sped towards their destination.

**Cody and Bridgette**

The two continue to head towards the southern shore of Russia. They then notice Alejandro aboard a tiger running past them on their bear.

"This a fantasy of yours, Bridgette?" Alejandro taunted.

"Bite me!" the surfer girl shot back.

The Latin chuckled and then signaled his mount to continue onwards.

Later, the three eventually see the ship and the finish line. Alejandro had the clear win but he halts as he reaches near it.

C.C.

Alejandro "Like I said before, I'm not just going to defeat the nerdling… I am going to humiliate him in front of his ENTIRE harem!"

Cody just happened to be in front of the surfer girl while on top of the bear. Timing it right, Alejandro has his tiger cross the finish line just has the bear's front half did.

"Cody and Alejandro tie!" Chris announced as the three reach him.

"Wait, no we're having a photo finish?" The geek inquired.

"Remember? Bigger budget season?"

"What happens now?" Cody asked as he dismounts the bear.

"Only one person can win invincibility" Chris informed.

Alejandro only grins as he hops off the tiger and it runs off, "We should wait for the others to come. We wouldn't want Cody's fangirls to miss this…"

Cody only gulped nervously.

As Bridgette hops off Bruno, the bear approaches the geek.

"N…nice bear…" The geek said while recalling his past experiences with bears. The beast sniffs him for a few seconds before affectionately licking him.

Bridgette chuckled, "Hard to win over Bruno, Cody"

"Hehe…" the geek joined in the laugh before the bear departed from the group as well.

After managing to elude the Siberian tigers, Sierra, Courtney, Gwen, and Heather caught up to the three.

"Where are Tyler and Lindsay?" Bridgette asked.

"The pair of empty heads just stared as we ran past them" Heather informed.

"Alright, since Cody and Alejandro were technically the first to cross the finish line," Chris begins, "We will decide who wins invincibility in a tiebreaker!"

Alejandro sneered at the geek, "Remember our last tiebreaker, Cody?"

The geek only gulped back at him.

C.C.

Cody "Okay… I can do this… I'm not the same as I was back in Hawaii…"

Alejandro "My tactics differ greatly from that off Geoff and Duncan… for one, I won't be as careless and headstrong as the lovesick losers"

Chris signals Chef to drop a massive ice cube into the southern waters of Russia from a forklift, "For the tiebreaker, the two must try and knock each other off of this ice cube and into the sea!"

"Will there be sharks this time as well?" the Latin Mastermind said with a grin as the geek cringed.

"Only the salmon sharks, but they aren't predominantly aggressive to humans…" Chris assured, "Now you two, hop aboard the cube, and don't slip!"

The geek and the Latin comply as they are given paddles to compete with.

"Déjà vu all over again!" Chris chuckled.

"Come on Cody!" Sierra rooted.

"You can win this one!" Bridgette added.

"Just like Duncan, you got this!" Gwen added as well.

"Take him out!" Courtney put her word in, too.

"Don't let Ale-jerk-dro win invincibility!" Heather finished.

Cody nervously looked at the two as Alejandro inspected his anxiety.

"Someone has a lot of pressure on his hands!" the Latin Mastermind taunted.

"BEGIN!" The host announced.

The duo circles each other on the slipper ice cube above the sea. Alejandro lunged his paddle at the geek but Cody managed to dodge it.

"Look who's more agile this time around…" Alejandro said in his pseudo flattery. Alejandro swings his weapon at the geek again but Cody ducked to avoid it as well. "Oh my, this is the part where the brute gets careless and the underdog pulls off a miracle…"

Cody only glares back at his sarcasm.

"I guess my arms are getting a little sore…" Alejandro casually glides backwards to the opposing edge of the glacier cube.

"Come on Cody, knock him off his high horse!" Heather rooted.

The geek pursued the Latin arch enemy and readies his paddle.

"Give me your best shot…" Alejandro taunted.

"Here it comes!" With all his strength, Cody swings his paddle at the Arch Enemy. Alejandro sneered and, with one arm, he smacks away the weapon, throwing the geek back with it.

"Surely you can muster more…" the Latin mocked.

"Don't let him get under your skin, Cody!" Gwen said optimistically.

Cody regains his footing for his next swing.

"You must love the cliché where the geek gets the girl! But this isn't Hollywood, is it?"

"SHUTTUP!" Cody angrily lunged his paddle at his nemesis. However, Alejandro easily caught the weapon with one arm.

"Tsk! Tsk! Tsk! Not what you have been expecting, was it?" Alejandro continues to ridicule as Cody tries to pry his weapon from the Latin's grip. While Cody was trying to tug on the paddle, he slips on the ice and falls on his back. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! Come on girls, root for your little Romeo!"

"Don't listen to him, he's all talk!" Courtney shouted.

Alejandro smiled and tosses the geek's weapon into the sea. Cody fearfully watches as the paddle sunk into the waters. "Here we are again, nerdling! Just like Hawaii…"

"…" Cody was speechless to how helpless he was on the glacier cube.

"I am feeling generous this time around…" Alejandro informed as he then tossed his paddle into the sea, "Come on, Amigo! Show the girls your patented right hook!"

"Why is Alejandro doing this?" Bridgette asked the other girls.

"Cody, knock him out cold!" Sierra shouted.

Cody regains his footing again as the Latin ushered him to get his shot in. The geek tries to quickly blind sight him with a punch. He angrily throws his unpulled fist towards the Latin. Alejandro sneered as he casually slaps the fist away, throwing Cody once more with the weight of the punch.

"Oh… too bad…" Alejandro taunted as Cody gets up in frustration, "Another?"

"Don't let him get under your skin, Cody!" Heather shouted.

"You're letting your chicas down, Cody…" Alejandro mocked once again.

"Eat this!" the geek angrily throws an upper cut at the Latin but the Arch Enemy easily catches it.

"My turn!" Alejandro swings his own fist and strikes into the geek's face. Cody is slides across the cube. The spectators gasp at seeing this cruelty.

"Alejandro, this challenge is to push him off the cube, not fistfight him!" Bridgette shouted.

"Fair enough" Alejandro said as he picks up Cody by the collar. Using him like a marionette, the Latin Archenemy ushered him towards the edge but then halts, "What's that, Cody? There's still fight left in you? Okay!" he then slams the geek hard into the center of the glacier cube.

"Come on Cody! Get up, PLEASE!" Sierra tries to motivate the downed geek.

"You heard her, Cody! GET UP!" the sadistic Latin taunts. Cody slowly rises as he prepares to continue the fight. He stumbled as he tries to go for another punch but Alejandro dodged and smacked him into the backside to knock him into the icy ground once more.

"Don't let him keep countering you, Cody!" The CIT shouted.

"Hehehe… Should we stop playing around Casanova?"

"Ugh…" Cody groaned after hitting the icy floor one too many times.

"You know what? I'll let you get a free one in, no countermeasures…" Alejandro said as he spreads his arms, accepting what Cody can still muster up.

"Do it Cody, knock him out cold!" Gwen rooted.

Bridgette nervously crossed her fingers, hoping Cody makes it out okay.

Cody regains his composure and focuses at his nemesis. Clenching his fist, the geek hurls it towards Alejandro's mug with as much force as he possibly could.

Alejandro is taken back by the blow but remains standing tall. The Latin only spits on the icy floor and then grinned back at the geek, "Not bad, let me show you mine!" Alejandro gives Cody a vicious right hook of his own with enough force to throw the geek to the other side of the icy floor. Blood began trailing out of the geek's mouth.

"That's enough, Alejandro! Stop this!" Bridgette yelled.

Ignoring her plea, Alejandro picked the agonizing geek by the hair and raises him in the air, "But all the girls want to see him best me! Come on Heather, don't you want to see your crush win? Oh wait, do you even like him or are you just using him? Why don't you tell him right here and now?"

"I… I…" The queen bee was at a loss of words as the bleeding geek was being pointed at her.

He then pointed the beaten geek at the CIT, "What about you Courtney? Didn't you want me to squash him like a bug?"

The CIT only shamefully looked the other direction.

"Cody! Snap out of it! We believe in you!" Gwen shouted.

"You heard your season one to three crush, snap out of it, Chico!" Alejandro brutally shook the hurting geek while still holding him by the scalp. Then he throws Cody back into the center of the ice once more.

"Ughh…" Cody weekly groaned in even more pain followed by a, "GAAAAHH!" as Alejandro drives his foot into the geek's back.

"We can end this here and now Cody, but only if you say the magic words" Alejandro offered as he ponders what word. As he thought about it, an idea struck him as he figured the perfect word for the scrawny little twerp to call out for, "Scream, "Mommy" and the pain will end!"

"UP YOURS! UGGHH!" Cody rebuts before the Latin Mastermind twists his foot into his spine.

"Cody, you can still win this! I know you can!" Courtney nervously rooted.

"SCREAM IT!" Alejandro ordered as he kicks the tormented geek in the spine, causing more blood to be spat out. Receiving another thought, Alejandro kneeled to Cody's level. "Another family secret, cousin Rico was a masked Mexican wrestler!" The Latin Arch Enemy informs as he then pulled the geek into a deep Arm Lock.

"AAAUUGHH!" The geek screamed in pain as his right elbow joint hyperextends.

"SAY IT, NERDLING!" Alejandro ordered as he continues to give pressure into Cody's aching limb.

"Don't cave Cody!" Sierra shouted.

"Break out of it, Cody!" Heather added.

"Hurry Cody, don't let him get invincibility!" Gwen also added.

"We can eliminate him if you win!" The CIT finished.

"Cody! GET OUT OF THERE!" The surfer girl screamed with horror.

"THIS IS YOU LAST CHANCE, TWERP! SAY IT!" Alejandro commanded one final time.

"NEVER!" The agonized geek shouted.

"ALRIGHT, YOU ASKED FOR IT!"

*snap*

"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!"

The girls went silent as they heard the loud shatter from shore followed by an ear shattering scream. Cody's arm was angled the wrong direction and completely limped. Alejandro cruelly stood over him, "What limb should I break next?" he then turned to the concerned girls, "Huh? WHICH ONE?"

"That's enough, Alejandro" Chris cut in, "this has gone too far, end the challenge now, or I'll be forced to disqualify you"

Alejandro apathetically shrugged, "Very well, come get this piece of trash!" The Latin shoves the wounded Cody off the ledge with his foot.

"Winner… Alejandro…" Chris begrudgingly said, also disgusted by the amount of malice expressed by the Latin Arch Enemy, "He… wins… invincibility for tonight…"

Bridgette was the first to jump the gun and dived into the sea. She then carries the wounded Cody back to shore.

"I'm… sorry… I'm so sorry…" the anguished geek tearfully laments as Bridgette tended to his injury.

"Cody, it's not your fault…" Bridgette comforted as the other girls run to his side as well. Bridgette turns to them and says, "…it's ALL OF YOURS!" the rest of the girls are stunned by what she said. "All of you told him to keep fighting the bastard and didn't even notice how much pain he was being put through! Now look what has happened!"

Heather, Courtney, Gwen, nor Sierra could say anything as Bridgette carried the whimpering geek back to the ship.

Alejandro only smirked over all that had transpired and casually dove off the giant ice cube and swam back to shore. Heather turned angrily to her ex-crush, "You may have dodged elimination this time around, but we'll just pick off your alliance members for now!"

Alejandro only glared at her and proceeded back into the ship.

C.C.

Alejandro "Hmm… Lindsay or Tyler? Which one to toss out?"

Tyler and Lindsay finally reached the ship as well and are then informed that Alejandro already won. The remaining contestants all eyeball the two as they walked past them.

"What?" Tyler asked, unaware of all that transpired.

**Alejandro**

Later, Alejandro talked with Tyler in secrecy.

"They are gonna what?" The jock nervously asked to be reiterated to.

"It appears they don't take kindly to our alliance and now they are gonna try and vote either you or Lindsay off" Alejandro warned.

"What can we do?"

"I'm afraid we can only vote off Lindsay" The Latin Mastermind expressed his false regret.

"I couldn't do that to my Linds!" The jock refused.

"But if you leave, who will protect her from Cody if he decides to take her away from you?" Alejandro inquired with a smirk.

"I… I…"

**Sardine Ceremony**

Chris meets all the contestants, save for Cody, onto the deck of the ship, "Shipmates, welcome back to the Sardine Ceremony. Whoever doesn't receive their can of decade old sardines goes home. Since Alejandro won immunity from his… tiebreaker…"

"…and arm breaker…" Alejandro smuggle added as everyone, even the host, glares at him.

"Yeah…" Chris begrudgingly responded, "He gets the first can" the host throws the can at the smug Latin and Alejandro quickly catches it. "Cody, who is currently under Chef's care for his injury, is also safe"

"Oww…. My aching arm…" Alejandro cruelly held the arm used to catch the can, implying to a certain injury once more.

"Oh, shut up!" Gwen shot at him.

"Moving on…" Chris continued, "The next person who is safe is…"

"Gwen"

"Sierra"

"Courtney"

"Heather"

"Bridgette"

"One more can of sardines left…" Chris said with a grin, "Before we give it out, let's see who voted for whom that lead to this!"

Tyler gulped as Lindsay looked at him skeptically.

Chris read from the ballot box, "Courtney voted for Tyler! Sierra voted for Lindsay! Gwen voted for Tyler! Heather voted for Lindsay! Bridgette voted for Tyler! Alejandro voted for Lindsay!" Tyler nervously shakes as he watches Chris pull out the final ballot, "And FINALLY, Tyler voted for… LINDSAY!"

"What?" Lindsay stood up with disbelief, "Tyler? But why?"

"I…I…" The jock was utterly speechless.

"Sorry Lindsay, but the "Plank of Shame" awaits you" Chris informed as he throws her a lifejacket. She frowned at the athlete and sadly walked down the board and prepares to jump.

"LINDSAY, WAIT!" The jock stops her.

"What is it, Tyler?" Lindsay asked.

"Linds, I screwed up! Alejandro made me think you were gonna be stolen away!" Tyler confessed.

"Tyler… what are you doing?" Alejandro angrily inquired.

Tyler walked on the "Plank of Shame" to her. "Linds, I blew it, I know. But I wanna show you how willing I am to make it up to you! I'd rather give up a million dollars than spend one minute away from your side!"

"TYLER?" Alejandro yelled at the jock.

"Bite me, Alberto!" the jock snapped back at the manipulative Latin after finally putting two and two together.

"Aww… Tyler! I forgive you!" Lindsay happily says as they both share an embrace. They then look at each other's eyes and pressed lips against each other in one long smooch.

To break the mushy scene, Alejandro coldly shoves the couple off the plank and they both fall into the sea. Afterwards, he retires to his cabin, ignoring the shared deathglares given by the rest of the passengers.

**Later**

The five remaining girls gather together in the engine room.

"Look," Heather started, "We clearly have our disagreements, but what happened today proved our quickly Alejandro can sneak past us. We need to stop going after each other's throats for one challenge and focus on eliminating him"

"Fair enough" Gwen conceded.

"Take out Alejandro, and then I defend my man!" Sierra announced.

Chris turned to the camera, "Will Alejandro get what's coming to him? Cross your fingers and find out next time on Total… Drama… Luxury Tour"

Teams:

Competitors: Gwen, Heather, Cody, Bridgette, Courtney, Alejandro, Sierra

Peanut Gallery: Owen, Beth, Eva, Ezekiel, Harold, Noah, Trent, Geoff, Leshawna, Justin, Sadie, Katie, Izzy, DJ, Duncan, Lindsay, Tyler

Votes:

Alejandro – Lindsay

Courtney – Tyler

Bridgette – Tyler

Heather – Lindsay

Tyler – Lindsay

Gwen – Tyler

Lindsay – Heather

Sierra – Lindsay

Cody – Didn't vote

Eliminated:

Lindsay – Voted out

Tyler – Withdrew

A/N: Shame on everyone who thought I would break up Tyler and Lindsay's relationship! SHAME! Anyways, I gotta say this Russian episode was probably the hardest chapters I had to type. Hopefully it will be all uphill from here. By the way, just a heads up, after the next pair of chapters I will be putting up a poll on my profile page to see who you all want Cody to be with in the end. It probably won't determine who wins (Still haven't decided on an ending) in the end, but it will be mentioned in the final Aftermath.