A/N: I had the best day ever…

Disclaimer: wow…

Kevin just looked over at Ben as he sipped on his smoothie innocently. It had been a terribly long day and they were hanging out inside Toys R Us since it was the only place nearby with enough air conditioning to keep them nice and cool instead of the muggy heat that was making the two sweat like pigs. "You know that it sucks in here, right?"

They were surrounded by Barbies.

"I wouldn't say it totally sucks," said Ben, just looking at them for a moment. "A lot of them are partially naked."

The dark teen shuddered. "Dude, that's sick."

Shrugging, the brunette began to wander away. "I think we still got twenty minutes left…"

Kevin sighed and followed, tailing behind a bit. "This is going to get boring pretty fast…"

"Why did Gwen drag us in here again?" Ben asked.

"Wanted to relive the worst of her childhood."

"That would be hanging out with me and Ken and having us throw dinosaurs at her." Ben looked to the sides at the Barbies. It was very pink. "It was fun."

"That would be very traumatizing."

"Yes, yes it was." Ben laughed so hard smoothie nearly spluttered from his mouth and all over the white and black linoleum floors.

Kevin wanted to shoot himself.

Suddenly, Ben let out a girlish squeal. "KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEVIN KEEEVVVVVIIIINNNNN!"

He only raised an eyebrow, questioning once again whether Ben was really a guy or not. "What?"

"CAN YOU BUY ME SOME PLAYDOH? PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEEAAASSSSSEEEEEEEE? DON'T MAKE ME BEEEEGGGG!"

"Huh?"

"PLAAAAYYYYDOOOOOHHHHH!" Ben screeched once more. "IT'S THE STICKY STUFF THAT'S LIKE CLAY BUT IT'S NOT AND IT'S BEAUTIFUL AND I SOOOOOOO TOOOOTTAAAALYYYY WANT SOMEEEEEE!" He pointed to some bright and colorful yellow containers of stuff.

"Ben, have you had crack again?"

"PLAAAAYYYYDOOOO OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH HHH!"

Kevin shook his head. "No playdoh for Benji."

Gwen rounded a corner, shaking like she had just relived her worst nightmares. "Let's go."

"Ben wants playdoh," Kevin mentioned, following her closely while Ben threw a tantrum over by the containers of colorful clay.

"He's banned from that too."

"Like the toaster?"

"What do you think he put in the toaster to blow it up the first time?"

Kevin's only response was "Oh…"

A/N: pfffttt! *falls over and dies laughing*

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~Sky