A/N: Well, I'm just updating a lot recently, but don't get used to it, cuz it doesn't last that long. XD It's only because of the awesome dubstep I'm listening to and the fact that I don't know what to do and I'm not in the mood to write an X-Men story. SO ENJOY YOUR SPAM.

More insult wars? This has to stop. Well, there will only be a couple more, so...

lol rule 34

I still don't own The Avengers. :\

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34) Never call Loki an "Ice-Hole"

"You are so immature sometimes!" Loki yelled, walking out of the conference room, Tony following him.

"I'm not! It wasn't that bad!" Tony protested. "They just have no sense of humor."

The seven Avengers were meeting at a S.H.I.E.L.D. conference to discuss the recent issues in the city. However, Tony kept making rude remarks and immature jokes, and whenever someone said something about it, he responded with "your mom".

Finally, Fury had had enough of the playboy's immaturity, so he threatened to send him out if he made another remark. To which Tony responded with "yeah, well I'll send your mom to a strip club to shake her ass for all the other whore agents."

Instantly kicked out.

Loki had only followed because Fury had told him that he was good at yelling at people, and the trickster had agreed with that.

"You insulted the director's mother and the agents!" Loki shouted. Tony shrugged.

"Well, you sometimes act like a bitch too." the playboy remarked. Loki turned to glare at him.

"I'm a bitch?" Loki asked. He knew what it meant, but never expected to be called one. "You're a douchebag!"

"Wow! I never expected you to cuss!" Tony praised. Even though he didn't know where Loki would learn that language, he was impressed by the trickster's bravery to say that to him. "As you're too much of a momma's boy who only cares about himself."

"You're a...slut." Loki said after a few moments, remembering something Clint had said about a movie character once. The archer had told the chaos maker that it was an insult to women, but could also be used to a man.

"Well, I might be one, but you're a retarded snowman!" Tony yelled.

"You're an asshole!" Loki shouted.

"And you're an Ice-Hole!" Tony hollered.

"I'm what?!"

"An Ice-Hole! Since I'm an asshole, that makes you one! However, not really, since you're a weird blue thing sometimes, so you're an Ice-Hole. Get it?!"

"Fuck you!" Loki yelled before storming away.

"Where are you learning this language?!" Tony asked, impressed by Loki learning more about the world he currently stayed at.

"From you!" he shouted before jumping out the window and flying back home.

Tony was too bust watching the trickster that he didn't notice the other Avengers standing behind him until he turned around.

"Oh! How long have you been standing there?" Tony asked, suddenly embarrassed. Steve gave him a blank look.

"Long enough." Steve told him, no emotion in his voice. He turned around and simply walked away, as well as the others.

They thought that Tony cared. The playboy had offended Loki to the point of flying out a window.

But he didn't really care.

Because it would probably happen again.

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A/N: Apparently Loki can fly now. Well, you've seen all that weird magic stuff he does, so I assume he can fly. What do you think?

So yeah, this is one of my favorites just because of all the Key of Awesome references. I don't know, any story with references is epic, so...

R & R please. :D