36.) You can't wink.
This is one of my favorite stories to come out of our marching season of 2011. There is a guard girl named Molly. She is hysterical. Our guard coach, Sarah, told the guard that they needed to "flirt" with the judges when they were performing. Our very naïve seventh grader asked how they were supposed to do that from the field and someone suggested that they all wink throughout the show. Well, Molly had a problem with that. The closest thing to a wink she could do is trying to only blink one eye and ending up blinking both and nodding her head. During that show, I swear, Molly must have "blinked" thirty times. We won best auxiliary that day. And it's all because our guard can't wink.