Betray the Writer! Ch12

The two sides have begun to clash, opposite against opposite, as above the Vocaloids fighting on the ground, Wolfie and Mary Sue fly above, typing furiously...

Wolfie: "I will out-type you bitch!"

Mary Sue: "Well I can touch type!"

Wolfie: "So can I!"

...Let's leave them to it...

Miku: "Mikuo, you're going down! Miku Fang!" Releases a shockwave from Steve.

Mikuo: "Guardian!" A green aura surrounds him, "Miku, I will defeat you!"

Miku: "No you won't, I'm the original version. You're the opposite, therefore you will lose. Look at every literary example ever!"

Mikuo: "Yeah, but this story avoids clichés like the plague."

Miku: "Alternatively it runs straight into them on purpose, depending on how Wolfie currently feels."

Mikuo: "So really, we have no idea who's gonna win this?"

The pair stare dumbly at each other, as they realise that they could actually lose the fight within the bounds of this fanfiction.

Miku: "Oh well..." Shrugs, "DIE BASTARD!" Runs at Mikuo.

Mikuo: "Odd. I'm your opposite, yet I was thinking almost exactly the same thing. DIE BIATCH!" Runs at Miku.

Meanwhile, a little way away.

Luka: "SNEAK ATTACK!" Hits Luki with a tuna.

Luki: "F*** that hurts!"

Luka: "I feel somehow stronger suddenly."

Gakupo: Dueling Gakuko nearby, "It's just like Wolfie said, when one gets hurt, the reflection gets healed."

Luka: "So if I keep hitting this guy, I gain hit points?"

Gakupo: "Pretty much."

Luka: "Excellent." Turns to Luki who is recovering on the ground, her eyes glinting, "Feel the TUNA!" Starts attacking Luki, "Ah! Hit points!"

Luki: "F*** you bitch!" Draws a sword and stabs Luka.

Luka: "NO! My temporary hit points!"

Luki: "Yeah, very temporary." Stands up, as his injuries heal up.

Gakupo: "Be careful Luka, if he hurts you, he'll heal too."

Luka: "Yeah... I got that..."

Meiko: "Die!" Swings her two bottles at Meito.

Meito: "Bitch!" Counters with his own bottles.

Kaito: Sitting on the side, "You know, I know how we all jumped into battle last chapter, but the thing is, I don't have a weapon, or any fighting ability..."

Kaiko: Sitting next to him, "Me neither... all I have is a level in noble and ice cream..."

This is true, there is a large vat of ice cream next to each of the pair. The two of them are slowly eating the ice cream as they watch the other pair fighting.

Kaito: "So you're saying you aren't the comedy-relief character of your group?"

Meiko: "YOU BASTARD!"

Kaiko: "Nah, I'm the intelligent one. Mikuo's the idiot who always get into trouble."

Meito: "BITCH! Take this!"

Kaito: "So he's not like my princess then?"

Meiko: "F*** YOU!"

Kaiko: "No, Mikuo IS her opposite after all."

Meito: "This is the part where I kill you!"

Kaito: "Her guys, we're trying to have a conversation here, could you kill each other more quietly please?"

Meiko & Meito: Halting their fight to glare at Kaito, "SHUT UP!" The pair return to killing each other.

Kaito: "There's no reasoning with that pair... vanilla Kaiko?"

Kaiko: "Oh, thank you."

Neru: "I will defeat you!"

Nero: "No, I shall defeat you!"

The pair are busily tapping on their phone, busily trolling all of the other's sites.

Neru: "Haha! I've completed my trolling of your Facebook page!"

Nero: "Well I got your Tumblr!"

Neru: "Bastard!"

Moving swiftly on...

Len: "Why didn't we join in the battle cries at the end of last chapter?"

Rin: "Because we were *censored* and Wolfie forgot about us."

Lenka: "So here we are."

Rinto: "Fighting and trying to hide the scars. I'll be home tonight, take a breath and softly say goodbye!"

Lenka: "You know, just 'cause I used part of a song's lyrics in my sentence, does not mean you need to continue."

Rinto: "Yeah, but I wanted to."

Rin: "So, shall we continue?"

Lenka: "Okay, let us begin the first ever round of... ROADROLLER JOUSTING!"

The two pairs are on their road rollers, facing each other as a fence runs down passing each of them. Rin and Lenka each hold spears while Len and Rinto are in the driver's seats.

Rin &Lenka: "CHARGE!"

The two machines roll towards each other... and carnage will shortly ensue.

Wolfie: "My... fingers... ache... so badly..."

Mary Sue: "Mine... too..."

The pair are now typing slowly, as their hands stiffen.

Wolfie: "F*** this." His laptop disappears.

Mary Sue: "Quite, let our true strength be settled by the blade!" Her laptop disappears too.

Wolfie: "We could do it that way, but there is the alternative."

Mary Sue: "What?"

Wolfie: "I cheat! Meteor Swarm!" Meteors fall from the sky towards Mary Sue.

Mary Sue: "FUUUUU..."

The meteors hit Mary Sue.

Wolfie: "Hang on, that's the first time somebody's cast a spell and it hasn't been dispelled or counterspelled."

Mary Sue: "Yeah, you're a casting class, so I've got levels in fighter."

Wolfie: "Ah... so because I took a level in badass..."

Mary Sue: "I took a level in jerkass."

Wolfie: "For the record, my spell-check doesn't believe 'badass' is a word. I have now told it off, and added it to my dictionary."

Mary Sue: "Also, you aren't actually that badass."

Wolfie: "That's why I took a level in it, to try to boost my badassery. For the record, spell-check doesn't think 'badassery' is a word either."

Mary Sue: "Anyways, my round now!" Moves up to Wolfie, drawing a rapier, and stabbing repeatedly at Wolfie.

Wolfie: "Ah, that stings."

Mary Sue: "Your magic won't help you now, I have the sword of space!"

Wolfie: "Right, right. And I have a sword three times larger." Kuin appears as a greatsword in his hand, "And for the record, you can ask Miku, this is totally NOT COMPENSATING!" Slashes at Mary Sue.

The two duel with the utmost elegance... well kinda. You can't really be that elegant with a greatsword.

Wolfie: "Screw the elegance, I have 2D6 plus 1.5 times Strength damage!"

Wolfie knocks Mary Sue out of the sky with one great sweeping strike. She lands at the edge of a cliff.

Mary Sue: Standing from where she landed, "You know, you should surrender Wolfie, this is my fic-zone, and I am Mary Sue, you will lose!"

Wolfie: "Surrender? You make me laugh."

Mary Sue: "Choose your next words carefully Wolfie, or they may be your last as The Writer."

Wolfie stares away briefly, then turns and points his blade straight at Mary Sue, forcing her to the edge of the cliff.

Mary Sue: "Madman... you're a madman..."

Wolfie: "You'll only find earth and water down there."

Mary Sue: "No man, original or gender-bent threatens a writer!"

Wolfie: "You bring the crowns and heads of conquered writers to MY fic-zone's steps. You insult mai waifu, you threaten my people with slavery and death. Oh I've chosen my words carefully, Mary. Perhaps you should have done the same."

Mary Sue: "You're trying to beat a Mary Sue in her own story... that's impossible... This is blasphemy! This is madness!"

Wolfie steps back, lowering his blade, and looking down the mountain, to where Miku is fighting Mikuo.

Wolfie: Looking back at Mary Sue, "Madness?... THIS IS PARODY!" Kicks Mary Sue off the cliff.

Mary Sue falls in slow-motion down the cliff, as Wolfie turns away and his sword dissipates.

Wolfie: Hearing a loud crash resound up the cliff, "Farewell Mary Sue. I'll see you in hell." Walks away from the cliff, his laptop appearing and floating along beside him. "Let's see how this world turns out with me in charge... Motherf***ing hell yeah!"

Misty (Original World): Should we be glad he forgot about us for the chapter?

Lumi: "Probably yes."

Atra: "Yeah... you know, this is only my second line..."

Chewy: "So Swalla, you're playing a female character? She'd totally sleep with my character."

Swalla: Crying, "I'm so sorry Wolfie, Miku, I'll never be slutty again!"

Misty (Reflection): Aren't you normally meant to break the cutey?"

Misty OW: "Dunno... and we never did get the answers to any of those questions from last chapter, except we now know that Mary lost."

Lumi: "Actually, for the record, I made the fried bread, and someone did review this. But more reviews are needed to keep Wolfie working hard on this story. So people keep reviewing!"

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