Caroline sighed as she watched the picture of her and Klaus rhythmically bounce against the bedroom wall. How Katherine could keep up that pace was anyone's guess. Caroline could only ride Klaus for so long before they switched up positions. And how did she know that the banging was due to a type of sexual position that Elijah and Katherine were currently in causing Katherine's bed to slam against the wall? Why from the banging of course. Elijah was always a little more cognizant of the fact that Caroline and Katherine shared a bedroom wall. Where Katherine didn't give a shit.
Caroline was honestly still amazed at the relationship between Elijah and Katherine. Elijah was this polite, suited, well mannered gentleman and Katherine was a brash party girl vixen who could out swear a sailor. You would think that the two of them together would never work, but somehow it did. Caroline attributed the relationship to the fact Elijah was a gentleman in the streets and a freak in the sheets - at least that is how Katherine described him.
Shifting against Klaus she nuzzled his shoulder as she pulled herself tighter against him, the front of her body flush against his side. He had one arm around her shoulders holding her close while his other hand was pillowed under his head. Klaus turned his gaze from bouncing picture to Caroline's face that was bathed in moonlight.
Caroline sighed again as she looked up and met Klaus eyes.
"Why do they never stay the night at Elijah's?"
"Kol." Klaus answered simply. At Caroline's confused look he expanded on his answer. "Whenever Elijah and Katherine are having sex, Kol will bang on the wall and start making moaning noises."
Caroline's eyebrows shot up at that. "Seriously?"
Klaus nodded before speaking once more. "Kol also likes to burst into Elijah's bedroom and as he puts it 'cockblock' the both of them."
"Why doesn't Elijah just lock the door?"
"He does. Kol picks the lock."
"Seriously, what is wrong with your brother?" Caroline asked as she shifted in bed, throwing her leg over his, finding a more comfortable position.
"The real question, sweetheart, is what isn't wrong with my brother." Klaus said as he pulled his hand from under his head to reach under the blankets and caress the thigh that was draped over him, enjoying the silky smoothness of her skin. A smirk pulled at his lips as he felt Caroline shiver from his touch.
"I am surprised Kat hasn't punched him yet."
"Oh she has. It doesn't stop him from doing it though. Kol has had his fair share of beatings from myself, Elijah, Finn and Rebekah. It didn't stop him then, it isn't going to stop him now." Klaus said with a shrug. If there was a positive about his baby brother, it was the fact he was committed to the mayhem he caused.
Caroline and Klaus both fell silent listening to the banging tempo for a while before Caroline spoke once more.
"You know we could be staying at your place if someone would just add some blinds or curtains to their windows." Caroline said as she pinched his side.
"Love, you can't cover the windows, it is an artist loft. Covering the windows would be sacrilege." Klaus said, sounding aghast.
"Listening to your brother have sex is sacrilege. Making sure your neighbors don't see us having sex is whatever the opposite word of sacrilege is." Caroline frowned at her boyfriend, pinching him once more.
"Ow, sweetheart, sheath your claws." Klaus said as he pushed her away from him.
Before Caroline could respond the picture that had been banging against the wall went flying off the nail and onto the floor with a crash after a particularly loud bang against the wall.
"Damn it. I knew I should have moved that picture to the other wall. It just looked so good there." Caroline said as she sat up in bed, turning on the bedside lamp to get a better look at the damage.
"You know what they say about when a picture falls off a wall, don't you?" Klaus said as he admired the curve of Caroline's naked back that he was in full view of given her new sitting position. "That the dead are thinking of you." Klaus said as he wiggled his eyebrows at Caroline who turned to look at him.
Caroline rolled her eyes as as she threw off the blanket, hopped out of bed and put on her panties and his henley. Klaus smirked at the sexy picture she made, with her golden curls all tousled and his henley showcasing her long shapely legs. His fingers twitched with the urge to draw her.
"It is supposed to be a picture of the dead person that falls off the wall that means said dead person was thinking about you. And we both know why that picture fell." Caroline said as she bent to pick up the picture frame which was still thankfully intact.
"So does that mean that Katherine is thinking about us?" Klaus said with a smirk, as the banging came to a stop, a long moan accompanying the sudden silence from the other side of the wall.
"Gross Klaus." Caroline made a face as she hung the picture of the two of them back on the wall. Considering that was her roommates third bout, Caroline felt safe enough to put it back. Caroline paused to look at the picture, it was the two of them on the beach, holding margaritas. A smiled pulled at her lips as she remembered that perfect happy day. Actually everyday was pretty perfect with Klaus, Caroline thought as she turned to look at her boyfriend.
Klaus was sitting up in bed, the sheet fallen to hips, one knee lifted, his arm resting negligently on top. His sandy blonde hair in disarray due to the number of times she ran her fingers through his curls. His soft red lips pulled into a lascivious smirk.
"You look like you are posing for one of those sexy photo shoots that you give to your wife as an anniversary gift." Caroline said with a laugh, making her way back to the bed, only she was on his side of the bed.
"My phone is on your desk, sweetheart, if you want to get a couple of shots in." Klaus said as his knee came down as she crawled onto the bed and on top of him.
Caroline stroked the stubble on his cheeks as she sat in his lap.
"Wouldn't it be more romantic to draw you?"
Klaus out his hands on her hips and gave her a serious look. "I hate to tell you this sweetheart, but you are terrible at drawing."
Caroline gasped as her hands dropped from his face. "I can draw!"
"I would hardly call stick figures works of art."
Caroline put her nose up in the air. "You're just a snob."
Before Klaus could reply he was cut off with a banging on the wall followed by
"WILL YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP! PEOPLE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE."
Caroline frowned as she twisted around in Klaus' lap and yelled back. "THATS REAL CUTE COMING FROM YOU KAT!"
"NOT MY FAULT I KNOW HOW TO FUCK A MAN. UNLIKE YOU."
Caroline gasped at that and moved to get off of Klaus and march right over to Katherine's room and strangle her. Except Klaus put his arms around her and hugged her to his chest, not letting her off the bed.
"Let me go! I am going to strangle her. I don't know how to fuck a man?! Ha. I'll show her how to fuck a man." Caroline growled as she struggled to get free of Klaus' bear hug. His hand clamping over her mouth as she was about to yell out her reply to Katherine since she couldn't do it in person.
"NOTHING TO SAwwwmph" The voice on the other wall had started but became muffled. Klaus assumed Elijah had taken the same approach with Katherine as he had with Caroline.
"How you two have lived together for so long without killing each other is mind boggling." Klaus said as he continued to hold Caroline against his chest, his hand firmly clamped on her mouth until her struggles ceased.
Caroline glared at Klaus as he spoke to her. "Promise me you won't go over there and try and kill your roommate or yell at her through the wall and I will let you go."
Caroline took a deep breath through her nose, her glare still fierce, but she did relax her body as well as her temper. After a while she gave a slight nod and Klaus although he still kept her hugged to his chest, he slowly released his hand on her mouth, ready to cover it again incase she went back on her agreement.
"I'm going to wake up early tomorrow and use all of the hot water." Caroline growled.
Klaus arched a brow at the threat.
"It ruins her day if she doesn't start it with a hot shower." Caroline said with a smug smirk.
"Remind me never to make you angry." Klaus said as finally let her go, trusting that she wasn't going to take off to cause bodily harm to her roommate.
Caroline gave him an arrogant smile. "And don't you forget it." Caroline said as she slid off of him and got back under the covers, turning off the light next to the bed, she snuggled against him as they both laid back down on the bed.
"DIDN'T I TELL YOU TWO TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Klaus groaned and grabbed Caroline before she could jump out of the bed, but wasn't fast enough to keep her from shouting back.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU KAT."
Maybe he should look into getting blinds for his loft.