Well, I got the hits, so here it is.
Gunpowder and Blades
Mario: Hey everyone! I see you destroyed your robot masters.
Thorn: Yeah, but it was easy.
Mario: Hey, why is the floor glowing?
Luigi: Oh shit we're tele-
The teleport away. They appear on a huge floating disk of DEATH.
Luigi: -porting. See, I was right.
: Mwahahahaha! You will not survive this fight!
Mario: Who the fuck is there?
Nightmare jumps in and lands on the opposite side of the HFDOD.
Nightmare: Me! But you won't be fighting me. You'll be fighting these two. Gunpowder! Blades!
Two robots jump in, one with huge ass guns and one with swords.
Luigi: I got the bitch with the guns. Anyone good at swordfighting?
Suddenly, Inn Toad 1(see prolougue) jumps in.
IT1: Hiya! Pulls out katanas Time to die robot thing!
Luigi: Technically, it's not alive.
IT1: Shut up. Woah!
Blades grabs him and jumps away.
Luigi: Oh shit...
Gunpowder shoots a cannonball at him, knocking him away. GP then jumps down after him.
Mario: Wait, what do WE do now?
Nightmare: Watch my robots kill your friends.
Mario: Sounds fun. Go Gunpowder and Blades!
Kooper: Hits Mario Wrong people!
Mario: Sorry! Go Luigi! Go Toad who's name I don't know!
IT1: Joseph!
Mario: Go Joseph!
What will happen? Where did these robots come from? Do Ilike pie? Do you? When the hell will this story be over? Find out the answeNONE of these questions next time!