This is a Funny series which i got the ideas' from HxH drama CD...I thought of sharing my jokes. This is a plain ORANGE [Orange means there is just 'something' but not really] This is NOT a Lemon, This is a FANSERVICE, for fangirls!
Hope you enjoy laughing.
Disclaimer belongs to : sensei
Hunter x Hunter : Comedy of Orange!
Orange 34: HANTA RANGER
Gon: Illumi! give up already or else there'll be bloodshed! R-right Killua?
Killua: S-S-ouda Aniki! If you don't stop, i'll fight you!
Illumi: Oh really? Can you...*hands* Fight your brother?
Killua: *terrified*
Gon: Ah! Killua!...this is bad -Killua all focus to Illumi- Yosh, let's do it Kurapika! Leorio!
KuraLeo: *nods*
Leorio: Alright me first! *poses* My suit is blue and so as my-
Kurapika: wait,wait,wait...Is that really important?! *scarlet eyes*
Leorio: but-
Gon: But that's Leorio's lines...
Leorio: i really don't want to do this but...*smokes* GRrr EY! ENOUGH!
Killua: Hurry up you virgin!
Leorio: So what if i'm a virgin?!
Gon: Leorio you have to be an adult ok?
Kurapika: indeed.
Leorio: stop makin fun of me! *poses again* In the name of Blue sky and my blue suit!
-"Hantaaaa BURUU!" [Hunter Blue]
Kurapika: ahh...this hot feeling-
Leorio: Me too.
Kurapika: *distracted* be silence! *punchs*
Leorio: ouch!
Gon: ...Adult..
Kurapika: *coughs* -retry- Ahh~ the flame in my heart is the flame of my Scarlet Eyes...*poses*
-"Hanta-Reddo!" [Hunter Red]
Killua: wait a minute! Why is Kurapika Red? It should be pink!
Kurapika: eh?
Killua: And Gon is the Leader so he's supposed to be Red!
Gon: Killua! Aren't you supposed to be a hostage there?
Illumi: hmm
Killua: Your right. Ok! Continue!
Gon: Ok! *poses* I see Green things with my Green Eyes!
-"Haaanta Gureen!" [Hunter Green]
All: YOUR EYES ARE NOT GREEN!
Gon: Oops.
-Inserts action sound-
Gon: Evil Illumi-na! Bring back our team mate!
Leorio: Yeah! Yeah! Or else we will burn you!
Kurapika: Your power is Water remember?! *pulls Leorio's ears*
Leorio: ouch-ouch-ouch! fine! i got it.
[Evil Illumina talks ((Illumi))]
Illumi: *dark chuckles* Hunters...will pay for letting my little brother have his hunter license.
Killua: is that all the reason why your doin this? -felt lame-
Illumi: Thats correct.
Gon: Nows the Chance! Fishing Rooood!
WHACK!
Illumi: Not effective.
Leorio: My turn! Knife shurikeeen! *throws*
Illumi: *Catches the knife*
Leorio: Hey...your supposed to get hit! damn!
Kurapika: you are useless Leorio! Now...Scarlet eyes BEAAAM!
Illumi: *dodges*
Gon: Nows the chance Killua!
Illumi: ah-oh.
Killua: *power revolves* Born with a silver spoon, Grown with a silver hair!
*poses -"HAnta SILVAH!" Hunter Silver
All:" *laughs* Those lines...*tries not to laugh* so...soo-
Killua: HEY! I KNOW ITS NOT LIKE ME! blame the script...
Illumi: ohh..Just like are dad *claps*
Killua: what? THIS IS WHY I HATE BROTHER COMPLEX!
Kurapika: Chain!
Illumi: Dark Mind.
Kurapika: ARGH!
All: Kurapika!
Leorio: *runs* Kurapika! Do you hear me?!
Kurapika: *head hurts* ghrr...lots of ugly images...
Leorio: Tell me, what is it Kurapika...*dramatic tone*
Kurapika: That...
Leorio: that? *sound like moody*
Kurapika: that...pawa ranger's outfit...are..
Leorio: Are?
Killua: ITS LAME! UNCOOL!
Gon: Hey i'm a fan of it!
Killua: Shut up! Look at our clothes! Does it look Cool? Its too fit and bare! i can't breath! whats so cool on weird people in mask posing like a jester with lines that are not even real?! why do we even have to do this?!
Gon: Killua, *smiles* whatever you were you'll always be cool to me.
Killua: *blush* [[[who died just now?]]
Illumi: Opening. *dark mind*
All: GAAAHH!
Gon: *on the ground* he's...too strong...
Killua: weird thing we didn't even hit him yet...
Leorio: ahh...im thristy...
Kurapika: im hungry.
Gon: Then let's play shiritori!
Killua: You should just transform in pink geee...
Kurapika: s-shut up...
Illumi: i wonder why do i feel not needed to be the villain here...
Gon: Guuu...My feet hurts someone carry me.
Hisoka: Okie dokie.
All: O[]O
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HE APPEARED!
Killua: now i didn't expect that!
Kurapika: my judgement chain almost dissapeared! OAO"
Hisoka: *carries Gon*
Gon: AHH! I TAKE IT BACK! PUT ME DOWN!
Hisoka: awe so adorable. Hisoka had arrive to save Gon. *lefts everyone*
All: hey! save us too!
Illumi: *darkmind*
All: AHHH!
*Gon and Hisoka is nowhere in a minute*
So many things had happen
Killua: Silver Lighting! *god speed*
Illumi: *reveals Killua's baby photo* Ok.
Killua: *stops the god speed* NO!
KuraLeo: *about to look whats going on* Killua?
Killua: SORRY! *lighting attack to the two*
Two: AHH!
Leorio: Killua why?!
Kurapika: Sasu...ke
Leorio: whut?
Kurapika: I said we need a backup.
Leorio:..Damn now were out number! Where did Hisoka put Gon?!
Biscuit: No worries! Biscuit-sama had arrive to aid!
All: EH!?
Killua: right! she's our master in Nen! Kurapika,Leorio! Were save!
Two: *nods*
Biscuit: *poses* -breaths-
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WAWAWA WONDER!
MOMO-IRO!
HANTA PINKU!
All: WHAT THE HELL!
Atomic Bomb
*Illumi decided to go home*
Kurapika: ahh..the sunrise...So nostalgic...
Killua: What kind of series let the enemy win? Savior of justice right? Right?
Biscuit: i could have crush the enemy if you all didn't attack me in transformation...*mutters*
Leorio: Hey where's Gon?
All: ah.
HISOKA!
Kurapika: Everyone! Its not yet over! We have to save Gon!
Killua: *nods* Evil Hisokajesteres...We'll catch him!
Leorio: Yeah! Wait for us! Gon!
All: Hanta Rangers! *poses*
You: *wakes up* O_O what the hell is that dream?
THE END
I Must repeat , this idea of mine came just becoz i heard the drama CD, if your going to think its like your reading a drama CD translation :D
Hope you did enjoy, and review i guess ^^