Thank Greedy for the prompts! She got me a list of almost nine hundred to use and though I haven't gone through them all, and there are probably repeats, the point is, she totally saved my ass. And, of course, I suppose I owe Yuki thanks as well (begrudgingly admitted) for the scene below from a HyuRoi roleplay we did.
Prompt: 365 LiveJournal Community: #4 Laundry

Laundry was never Ed's favorite chore. He wasn't sure why, he was doing that Bastard's wash, but as he peered through the items of linens, hanging them on the line in front of the huge temporary window he installed, he found it to be enjoyable.

He got paid for doing it, stealing the change from the Colonel's pocket, he found random phone numbers (and did he give them hell), and there was something about Roy's clothing that made it irresistible.

Of course, there was another plus… His collection of Roy's boxers was growing significantly. And Roy was none the wiser.