Decided to update here instead of starting anew.
Thought I'd write a meet the parents chapter because you know it won't be plain sailing ;)
chapter rating possibly Mature for implied sex.
Chapter includes Faberry, Judy, Hiram and Leroy.
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Quinn and Rachel were finally at the stage of their relationship for meeting the 'in-laws'. Yes both girls had met the others parents, some encounters better than others. Rachel seemed to have the worst time, well she did get punched in the face by her girlfriend's father and her meetings with Judy didn't seem to be any better; awkward being the keyword for every single encounter.
But today Rachel would change that, she would make sure everything went to plan; operation 'get the future mother-in-law to like me and not just laugh at me' was a go.
The couple decided to invite Judy, Hiram and Leroy round to Quinn's home for dinner to make sure their respective parents were okay with the recent development in their relationship. Rachel of course was far more worried about the dinner.
"Right the alarm is set for 6am"The brunette put the alarm clock on the bedside table and moved to lie on the bed beside her girlfriend.
"Rachel! The dinner is at 5pm"
"Quinn this isn't just any old dinner we have to make sure our parents are accepting of our relationship"
"They already are babe. No need to get up at 6-"
"-Quinn I seriously think you are unaware of what tomorrow means. If it all goes wrong then that's it"
"It won't go wrong, I promise. And what do you mean 'that's it', what's it?"
"I mean that… well they might think that we're not suitable and daddy might say you can't see me anymore" Rachel started to play with Quinn's fingers; seeking some kind of comfort.
"Rachel… you do know you're not sixteen?" Quinn asked surprised at her girlfriends need to overdramatize everything "Baby they'll see how in love you are with me and I'm sure they'll let you keep me"
"You're so big headed!" Rachel smacked the blonde playfully on her head "And don't you mean how in love WE are?"
"Hmm…well I don't know you did set the alarm for an ungodly hour"
"Quinn!"
"I'm kidding" Rachel started to lean her head back down on the taller girl's shoulder until she continued talking "6am is a 'godly' hour"
"Quinn Fa-" The brunette couldn't finish her sentence as a pair of long slender arms had her pinned down on the bed "Quinn how rude! You will get of me this instant and apologise profusely and sincerely"
"Or… I could…" The taller woman, who still had the brunette pinned down, started pressing light kisses to the tan girls neck "Show you…" The kisses started to get lower "…how in love with you I am"
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"Quinn Fabray it's nearly 11. Did you turn the alarm of?"
"Mmhmm" Came the mumbled reply from the naked blonde lying beside her.
"Urgh! Sometimes Quinn… Sometimes!" Rachel started to get angry as she moved of the bed, she continued her angry rant only for it to fall on deaf ears as Quinn just rolled over and drifted back off to sleep "…And If you're not up by the time I get out of that bathroom you will know about it "
Twenty minutes later a freshly showered and dressed Rachel re-entered the bedroom, her anger sizzled as she watched her sleeping girlfriend. The brunette decided she would wake Quinn up, just as her pre-set alarm should have.
"RACHEL!" Quinn shot out of bed as the feeling of ice cold water poured all over her body, her face was wet and as she rubbed her eyes she spotted her girlfriends retreating form running out of the bedroom door "Oh you'd better run Streisand!"
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Quinn's loud footsteps could be heard thumping on every step on her way down the stairs. Rachel, who stood waiting at the foot of the stairs, gulped in anticipation locking eyes with a determined set of hazel ones.
"Quinn…love of my life… my everything…my heart, soul… the reason I live-" The diva tried in vain, hoping the blonde would forgive her through an overdramatic display of affection, well it did work in movies.
"-Save it" Came the snappy retort as the taller woman moved past her girlfriend to sit at the kitchen table.
"…Erm I got your favourite breakfast while you were in the shower. I went and got your all day breakfast sandwich, with extra bacon and that sauce you like…"Rachel stepped closer to her girlfriend; who was already tucking into her breakfast. "…and I got you an extra strong coffee…" The brunette now stood by her partner; whose anger had completely dissolved.
Rachel knew two ways to her woman's heart and one was food. The diva pressed a kiss to her girlfriend's forehead before getting the evenings meal prepared.
Four hours later and the food was prepared and in the oven. Both girls had slaved away in the kitchen for hours perfecting their cooking skills to make the perfect vegan lasagne and chocolate sponge. The kitchen did end up a mess as neither girl had any inclination of how to use a mixer, meaning the chocolate went everywhere.
"Rachel it does say to start the mixer slow and in the mix. Not to turn it up fully and then place in the mix, that's why you're covered" Quinn, who was looking at the instruction booklet, told her girlfriend.
"Well thank you Quinn I don't think I could have worked that out. Not with the way I'm covered in cake mix!" Rachel looked at her girlfriend, voice dripping with sarcasm.
"Well if you would have just let me do it"
"Sorry I missed the part when you turned into Jamie Oliver"
"Baby I'm far better than that Jamie Oliver and I'm also not the one covered in chocolate right now" Quinn stuck her tongue out, glad that she had the upper hand.
"You're right"
"Well if… Wait I'm right? I mean yes… yes I am right. I'm the better chef" Quinn stumbled at first shocked that Rachel had actually said that she was right, it was a first.
"Oh no darling, I mean that you're not covered in chocolate" Rachel somehow managed to be stood right in front of her now worried girlfriend "But you will be!"
Before the blonde could even think a spoon covered in chocolate was swiped down her left cheek, nose and stopped between her breasts.
"Oh you shouldn't have done that, you really shouldn't have done that"
Rachel daringly tapped the spoon on the taller woman's nose before sprinting out of the kitchen, into the living room, followed shortly after by her unimpressed girlfriend.
"Now Quinn, think about this…"
"Oh I'm thinking about this baby"
"Q-Quinn y-you were winding me up"
"Well come here then baby and let me apologise"
"R-really?"
"Sure honey" Quinn replied with a sweet smile, tapping her lap for Rachel to take residence.
The brunette slowly stepped forward; she wasn't stupid she knew that her girlfriend wasn't about to apologise, but she just wanted to play along and see what happened.
As soon as the tan girl was within reaching distance, long arms wrapped around her and pulled her towards and onto the couch.
The smaller woman lay flat on her back with her partner hovering over her. As soon as Rachel saw the blonde's fully dilated pupils, she knew what her lover wanted, her.
"Quinn… b-baby w-we don't have t-time" The brunette gasped as she felt her woman's hands sneak under her shirt and grazing over her tattoo.
Quinn lowered her head so she could whisper in her partner's ear "We do have time, if we're quick"
Rachel gave up on her weak pleas of resistance; she wanted this just as much as the blonde if not more, especially when she noticed that the dark chocolate on her lover's milky skinned body was now falling and disappearing between her breasts.
She moved so that she could be on top and sent them both flying to the floor. They didn't stop to check if the other was hurt, their desire was too strong.
Clothes were shred, leaving the two naked woman pressed together with a mix of tan and pale skin in the centre of the living room.
"Mine" Came the blonde's breathy moan as she nipped the brunette's ear.
"A-all yours" Rachel replied urgently needing more from her lover, she grabbed the blonde's hand and urged her lower, willing to be touched.
Quinn complied and flipped them over so that she could take control, she started to lower her hand only to be stopped from the sound at the door.
Both girls stopped at the noise of a key turning in the door. Wide eyed Rachel looked up at her lover for help, but was only met by an equally worried Quinn.
"Quinn get the blanket. Now!" The blonde finally sprang in to action and grabbed the blanket of the couch to wrap around the pair just as the door opened; revealing Judy followed by Rachel's fathers.
"Erm… " Rachel who now had a red complexion stared avoidingly at the floor while addressing her fathers "Daddy…dad. You remember Quinn…" Rachel tilted her head sideways. Quinn who was using Rachel as a shield looked up also with a crimson red colouring.
"H..hi" She greeted, gripping the blanket firmly, to protect their naked bodies.
"Right… well I think that your fathers and I will go for a walk around the neighbourhood" Judy offered.
"Yes while we're out you might want to… find some clothes, maybe?" Leroy added with a raised eyebrow.
"Put down my daughter" Hiram mumbled as he was pulled out of the door by Leroy and Judy; who looked like they were trying to contain their laughter.
"Quinn I hate you!" Rachel turned around, still covered by the blanket, and hit the blonde's arm.
"Me?"
"Yes you I said wait till after dinner but oh no. You had to act like a horny teenage boy!"
"I didn't see you fighting me of in fact I clearly remember you telling me that you were all mine"
"Yes well see all of this" The diva stepped back out of the blanket and signalled up and down towards her own naked body "Not yours for a long, long time"
"Rachel!"
"No! Now hurry and get up them stairs"
Quinn made her way to the stairs and then turned around smirking "Sending me upstairs already knew you couldn't last"
"Urgh!" Rachel picked up the nearest object, a pillow, and threw it at her retreating girlfriend.
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"Do you think they're not coming back?" Thirty minutes later and Leroy, Hiram and Judy still hadn't returned. Rachel and Quinn spent the time arguing childishly and cleaning up the kitchen.
"I don't-" A knock at the door interrupted Quinn's answer. The blonde took a deep breath before walking to and answering the door. "Hi mum, Mr Berry…Mr Berry"
"Hello dear thought we'd knock this time around didn't want to walk in on anything again." Judy smiled before making her way to the kitchen, she did try to make eye contact with Rachel, but the brunette seemed to be having too much fun staring at her own feet.
"Once was definitely more than enough" Hiram, the more serious Berry, spoke. He just grunted as he made his way to the kitchen, followed by his husband.
"Oh Hiram we were young once" Leroy tried to reason for his daughter.
"Not while there were guests though Le"
"Well no but we don't like public displays of affection or to be on show" Leroy explained only to hear a loud clearing of the throat from an embarrassed Rachel "Not that it was a show… I mean it's Quinn's home they didn't know. When we were younger-"
"TEA! TABLE!" Rachel shouted gaining the whole rooms attention "The tea will be on the table shortly, let's sit"
They all made their way to the wooden table Rachel moved to sit beside Quinn but Hiram made a beeline to sit between the two lovers, Quinn raised her eyebrow but took a seat in between Hiram and her mother, facing Rachel and Leroy.
The food was served and not a word was spoken, unusual for both Leroy and Rachel to stay silent for so long.
"This food is lovely dear… what is it?" Judy asked trying to break the ice.
"It's a vegan lasagne. Rachel and I have been cooking all day…"
"You mean when you weren't … fornicating" Hiram spoke shuddering at the thought.
Leroy, who had a mouthful of food, spat it out at his husband's choice of words.
"Daddy!"
"I'm just saying it's clear that you cannot have been cooking all day when you so clearly were not cooking when we walked in earlier"
"Hiram really must you continue? The girls prepared a nice meal for us and you're embarrassing them. Yes we all know they were 'fornicating' they don't need reminding" Leroy, after taking a mouthful of water to stop his coughing fit, spoke.
Rachel slumped back in her chair, mirroring Quinn. They looked like two naughty school children who just wanted to hide, under the table if they had to.
"I don't see how you find this so funny Le. Don't you have anything to say on this matter Judy"
"Well I guess you could say I've walked in on them before-"
"What?" Hiram loudly questioned, the vein on his neck almost popping out.
"Well it was just Rachel really, wasn't it dear?" Judy looked to Rachel who begrudgingly nodded and sank impossibly lower in her chair "I came round to see Quinn, and Rachel walked into the kitchen barely dressed"
"Rachel you were raised with manners" Surprisingly it was Leroy who scolded his daughter
"Oh no she didn't know I was there" Judy came to the brunette's defence, remembering the 'incident'.
"I feel like I'm in a scene from meet the fockers"
"Rachel!" Hiram shouted looking straight at his daughter.
"What? I said Fockers that's not a bad word it's F-O-C-K not F-" The brunette luckily stopped spelling when someone (Quinn) kicked her under the table "-not the bad word"
Leroy burst into a roaring laughter causing all members of the table to look in his direction wondering why he found it so funny.
"It wasn't that funny Le"
"Oh no it's not that, I thought of something else. I shouldn't though"
"Come on Leroy I'm dying to know since it's got you this worked up"
"Ok well… I was just going to say that you might feel like you're in a scene from meet the fockers, but atleast you didn't have to literally meet the fu-"
"Leroy Berry!"
"Daddy!"
Leroy started to laugh again and was now joined by a females laugh, Judy. Hiram started to argue with the pair calling them 'children' and 'immature'.
Quinn and Rachel looked at each other and the blonde signalled under the table.
When they both met underneath the table they both shook their heads in disappointment. No one at the table even noticed the two women disappear.
"This really couldn't get any worse could it?" Rachel whispered leaning into her companion
"Well they could be shouting at each other"
"Good point"
"Come on let's sneak out of here" the blonde motioned towards the gap at the end of the table and started crawling towards it, careful to avoid everyone's feet. Rachel slowly followed with equal caution.
Both women emerged from the table and crawled out of the kitchen, still unnoticed. They turned around to look at the occupants at the table from the door; Hiram looked red in the face while Leroy and Judy seemed to be getting along swimmingly.
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Well I couldn't have Rachel and Judy not have another awkward encounter could I? :P
This idea just popped into my head for how their first meeting would go and I just thought why not?
Thank you for reading, I hope you liked this 'added extra' update
Thank you x