I would like to use the following reasons as excuses for not posting: mom's birthday, homework, birthday party with tumblr freaks, girlfriend, dates, first breakup, second chance, cheating (on her part), second breakup, girl time, hair dying and cutting, room re-do,self harm relapse, new girlfriend.

And yes, I was legitimately cheated on... tragic.

Chapter 35: Keyword (Creek)

Tweek was staring at his husband as if he had grown three additional heads. "But….N-New- gah -York? Why would- ngh -you want to m-move there?"

Craig just sighed and kissed the shaking man's head. "It's gonna be okay, Tweekers.. I know what you're thinking, but 9/11 was years ago, there's almost no chance of it happening again."

The blonde was severely unconvinced; he just kept shaking and whimpering softly. "Keyword, a-almost"

"Tweek, do you really want to stay in Nowheresville, Colorado forever?"

He nodded softly. "S'safe" he mumbled.

"There're coffee shops all over New York," he coaxed.

"Fine," he sighed.