Chapter 35: ROUND 3 (THE GUEST STAR ROUND): Hermione-Is-My-Role-Model (DarkDarsi)
DISCLAIMER: VE OWN NOTHING! VE KNOW NOTHING!
A/N: This chapter was done by DarkDarsi, who is a complete maniac, and he has delivered what we asked of him.
Know your mage, Know your mage, Know your mage...
The spotlight flashes on revealing where a blue eyed, brown hair girl with glasses stands, she flinches with the sudden change,
"gah! What's going here? Where am I?Am I dreaming?"
No, your not dreaming, but you will wish you were.
"What's that suppose to mean?"
Hermione-Is-My-Role-Model, has poor choices in role models...
"NO I DON'T! Hermione is a wonderful role model, She's smart and she's funny, and she's resposible and she's pretty"
Hermione-Is-My-Role-Model, has a crush on Hermione Granger...
"WHAT! I do not! She's with Ron!"
I think we hit a sore spot there, not having much luck in the romance department HIMRM?
George, she's 14, and once again, we're not matchmakers, Fred, carry on.
Right, Hermione-Is-My-Role-Model has a ridiculously long pen-name...
"Well, possibly, but it's easy to remember, better then Zekroz's name" HIMRM says picking up the shoe that was left on the ground last chapter.
I thought it was Zorkez?
No, isn't it Zokrez?
It doesn't matter, and it's Zerkoz.
Hermione-Is-My-Role-Model, has way too much useless information and trivia on her profile...
What does that even mean...
"What, no, it gives you an in depth knowledge of my personality"
Hermione-Is-My-Role-Model, just admitted she has a useless personality...
"I did no such thing. Wait, maybe I did... But it doesn't matter it's not true, I have a wonderful personality"
Hermione-Is-My-Role-Model,is a boring victim for this and needs to be removed...
Fred goes to push the button to drop HIMRM into the well, but the entire console disappears
What!
What?
WHAT!
"What is it? What's going on? Can I leave now?"
A new, but semi-familar voice rings out,
"Yes you can. Sorry about the console, I'll give it back once I get Ella here back to her Profile"
"DARK! You're back!" Piecy calls from his watery tomb.
"MEEEEE! Play nice." Dark scolds himself.
His watery prison.
"That's better. So sorry Joshu, I'm only here for her. The Fem!Doc made me promise to let the rest of the fic stray it's own course"
Hermione-Is-My-Role-Model rushes over to him as he opens the door to the Forth Hall,
"After you my dear, don't touch anything"
Several voices ring out as he closes the door on this episode of Know Your Mage!
"DARSI!"
HI! DarkDarsi here, you probably wont hear from me again unless Joshu (Piecebot) needs comic relief, although I'm not entirely sure how that works in a comedy fic, oh well.
Also, the last line has normal quotation marks ("These things") for Piecy, Bold text representing Luna, Italics representing Fred and underline representing George.