Bah. I'm tired and sore. Nothing new. Well, aside from this new chapter. :D
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The Buddy Collections
Chapter 35: Do Something Romantic
"You... what?" House blinked in surprise.
Wilson's face turned a bright shade of red, "I want you to take me out on a real date."
"But why?"
"You never do anything romantic, so what's wrong with wanting a real date every now and then?"
"... Ah. So then, I suppose monster trucks and cotton candy are out of the question."
"Your damn right. I want a real date, not something we would've done together back when we were 'just friends'." Wilson crossed his arms.
House sighed, "Alright, fine. We'll go out on a real date. But on one condition."
"... I'm sure I'll regret asking, but what's the condition?"
"You don't make fun of me when I do something lame or extremely gay."
"Like what?"
"Oh, I don't know. Loudly proclaiming my love for you in the middle of a crowded restaurant." House gave him an innocent smile. If he had to endure an actual date, it was only fair that Wilson would have to endure his antics.
Wilson frowned. Then he smiled and said in a sickeningly sweet tone, "If you do anything along those lines, you're sleeping on the couch for the next two years."
House sighed heavily, "Fine. I'll only do gay things like hire a violinist or hold your hand or something."
"Good."
"However, just for that, after the date we're trying something new during sex."
"H-House...!"
"Hey, you want a real date, I want to see what a Wilson-sundae tastes like."
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I wasn't sure if I was going to be able to write anything for this so soon after starting that new story. ... I really don't think that any part of this is funny, but whatever. ._.