I'm not even sorry for this one. XD

Grim

The frightened cashier could only upwards as he felt a dark and heinous aura above him. The whole store was in ruins with products sliced in half; the side wall of the place was demolished and the ceiling had a big hole; showing the majority of another store right above it.

Fortunately; it was closed that day due to renovation.

Scared out of his wits, the cashier shockingly placed a simple white plastic bag on the broken counter. "H-Here. I-I-It's on the house."

The destroyer in question simply took the bag and walked calmly out of the store.

Everyone on a five-meter radius who even looked at him were smart not to make eye-contact. Lest they be burned with a smothering glare of a thousand suns.

The door slammed open and closed; making Fai look up with a slightly surprised expression. "Oh, you're back. How did it go?" He jumped a bit as a plastic bag was dropped onto his lap. Blinking, he peered inside. He laughed.

"Shut up!"

Fai nearly fell over the armchair as he held his sides. "But it's funny!" He argued with a laughing smile. "To think that the most ruthless ninja in Japan had to go back to a sex shop because the gifts I gave him were chaffing him!"

Kurogane sported a good color red on his face as he gritted his teeth.

Calming down a bit, Fai wiped the tears from his eyes and sighed. "Honestly, Kuro-puu; if it was that much of a big deal; you could have let me do the errand."

"And have you give me something even more embarrassing?" Kurogane scoffed. "Fuck that." He then crossed his arms. "Besides, I got them for free."

"Free?" That got Fai's interest. "What happened?"

Slowly but surely, a dark smirk and a slight malicious aura over came Kurogane as he turned and glanced at the mage. "Let's just say that we came into an agreement that ended in my favor."

"…You damaged the place, did you?"

"More or less."

"….." Fai then search into the bag. "I wonder if the collar and the leash came with the free stuff…."

END

Yeah, leave it to me to write something from a word like that and turn it into crack-ish humor.

XD