Ciaossu~! It's been a while since I've made a chapter~ I missed you guys~ I'm still up and running, so I hope to make tons of chapters for you! Sorry for going missing, I had tests because school ended, but now I've got AP homework over the summer. Sheesh! Anyway, here's another chapter for you~
Please Read On!
Disclaimer: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn (but the OC & OOCness is definitely mine)
I guess they really did mean by "Don't judge a book by its cover", since the content of it is really scary…
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"…" Tsuna was sweating nervously in her Namichuu uniform, staring at the familiar cow, who was chomping his food away.
"Gulp. Chomp. Mmm. Slurp. More!" Lambo held up his empty rice bowl, his omelet half gone. "Here you go. You sure do eat a lot, Lambo-kun" Nana smiled as she handed him another bowl of a large amount of rice.
"I'm a growing boy!" Lambo yelled, Mai's eyebrow twitched as she ate her rice, trying to act peaceful. "Lambo-san wants to grow taller!" Lambo laughed as he glanced at Tsuna, who was nonchalantly eating her rice, before going back to slobbering over his food.
"And your omelets are delicious, Maman!" Lambo cheered, "My rankings show Maman's omelets to be first rate~!" Futa hummed, "Aw, thanks~" Nana smiled.
"Gulp. Chomp. Mmm. Slurp. More!" Lambo held up his bowl again, his omelet gone. "Well…I'm sorry, Lambo-kun. I'm out of rice" Nana smiled apologetically as she held up an empty rice cooker. At this, Lambo dropped his chopsticks. "Eeeeeeehhh!?" Lambo cried loudly.
"Our family has gotten so much bigger, I think I need to buy a bigger rice cooker" Nana laughed, 'Our family? Don't you mean free loaders?' Tsuna paled slightly, "Geez, calm down. You're not paying anything to be here" Bianchi said, 'Neither are you, Bianchi…' Tsuna's nervous smile twitched.
"Japanese saying: Guest does not eat more than two bowls of rice" I-pin scolded as Lambo blinked and noticed I-pin still had some of her omelet, he drooled. "If there's no rice, I'll take your omelet!" Lambo aimed his chopsticks towards the omelet, but I-pin immediately intervened with her chopsticks. "No! Stealing forbidden! This I-pin's!" I-pin shattered the cow's chopsticks and Lambo cried.
He had tears and snot flowing down his face as he began to walk away in dejection, before noticing Tsuna's omelet on the table. "Tsuna! Give me your omelet!" Lambo suddenly yelled, "Eh!?" Tsuna flinched. The cow jumped towards the omelet and Tsuna had no time to react.
SMASH!
"Urusai, Ahōshi" Mai growled, holding the omelet plate in one hand, chopsticks in another and her foot smashing the cow's face onto the floor. "M-Mai…" Tsuna paled upon hearing the crunching noise from the cow's smashed head.
Lambo pushed the foot off and glared at Mai as the black haired girl stood up, "Gimme! Gimme!" Lambo whined as he hopped up for the omelet. "Sucks for you~ you can't reach it, huh~?" Mai stuck her tongue out to the cow in amusement as she held the plate up high, "Mai…you're acting childish…" Tsuna sweat dropped.
"Don't bully him, Mai" Tsuna stood up and flicked Mai's nose. "This brat's a shorty, I gotta enjoy what he can't do~" Mai grinned and Lambo twitched. "Sigh… Don't cry, Lambo" Tsuna looked down to Lambo, the cow had tears in his eyes as he looked up to the brunette, startling the brunette.
"Gotta…stay…calm…" Lambo cried. "Or maybe I won't!" Lambo yelled as he pulled out his Ten Year bazooka and jumped inside. "The Ten Year Bazooka!" Tsuna yelled.
BOOM!
Pink smoke filled the room and once it cleared; Adult Lambo was standing in an elegant pose. "Good Morning, Young Vongola. It seems like I'm just in time for breakfast" Adult Lambo said with his deep voice.
"Pretty smart, Lambo. Adult Lambo is taller than Mai" Tsuna applauded, "that annoys me…" Mai's eyebrow twitched, Tsuna paled. "You're having omelet today, I see" Adult Lambo smiled, "would Young Vongola not mind f-e-e-d-i-n-g m-e~?" Adult Lambo smiled at Tsuna, putting his face closer to Tsuna's.
"E-eh!?" Tsuna blushed madly. "Grrr!" Mai glared angrily. Futa and I-pin blinked in confusion and Reborn kept his hand away from his Leon gun since he knew how this scene would end.
"Romeo…" Adult Lambo and Tsuna paled, "A lady's man, huh?" Bianchi smiled in a very scary way. "You better run, fool" Mai said, "Uwaaah!" Adult Lambo ran away, "Wait!" Bianchi chased after him and the two ran out of the house.
"Adult Lambo! Bianchi!" Tsuna panicked; "Poisoned cow, I'm good with that" Mai smiled happily, 'She's happy!' Tsuna gaped. "Eh?" Mai felt the plate in her hands disappear. "Thanks, Mai, Tsuna" Reborn said, with a Leon propeller on his back and flew out the house.
"Oi!" Mai ran after him, "Wait!" Tsuna followed. The two grabbed their stuff and shoes before chased after the flying infant. "Reborn! Give back Tsuna's food!" Mai yelled, "I haven't even started eating!" Tsuna yelled.
Futa blinked as he saw everyone run out before continuing to eat while smiling to himself. "Yummy~" he smiled cutely.
34. Her Lover is Broccoli!?
"Sigh…" Hana sighed as she walked to school alongside her best friend, Kyoko. 'I haven't seen him at all since then…' Hana thought as she remembered the memory.
Adult Lambo looked terrible; he had blood on his forehead and down his nose. Hana stared at the Adult Lambo because from her point of view; he looked ridiculously handsome and mature.
'He was so handsome~' Hana smiled as she blushed madly, "Hana?" Kyoko called.
"Hana!"
Hana flinched and turned to her friend. "Eh? What is it?" Hana asked, "Weren't you listening to me?" Kyoko was actually surprised. "Sorry, I was lost in thought" Hana smiled nervously. "Okay, I see…but you have been somewhat strange lately " Kyoko said worriedly. "I'm fine, I'm fine" Hana said, but Kyoko's worries didn't subside.
"You know, you should worry more about Sawada. She probably didn't study for today's test again" Hana said. "Mou… Hana, Tsuna-chan tries too" Kyoko pouted.
"But if she needs someone to help her study at the last minute, she has Gokudera-kun and me too~" Kyoko smiled happily and Hana sighed at how easy Kyoko lost focus on her.
'Kyoko really focuses all her attention on the Dame-Tsuna…' Hana sweat dropped.
'But I still wonder…where is he from? Where does he live? When do I get to see him again~?' Hana thought love-struck as Kyoko went on and on about Tsuna's cute carelessness.
"Matte!" Tsuna yelled as she ran down the street after the Hitman baby, "Reborn!" Mai chased after. "The mafia is all about survival of the fittest" Reborn said as he flew above. "That's a lie, you devil baby!" Mai yelled, swinging her arms in the air angrily.
"Just give me back my omelet!" Tsuna yelled, and not far behind was Adult Lambo running away from Bianchi who was holding a plate poison cooking. "Stay away!" Adult Lambo yelled with a pale face as he ran away from Bianchi. "Romeo must die!" Bianchi yelled.
"Give back the omelet!" Mai growled. Kyoko and Hana looked back. "Reborn!" Tsuna yelled. Reborn passed by, then Mai and Tsuna running after, before Adult Lambo being chased by Bianchi.
"Ah~ Tsuna-chan is so lively in the morning~ Playing tag with everyone~" Kyoko smiled to herself. The orange haired girl then blinked when she heard her friend moan happily.
"Hana?" Kyoko blinked, Hana's cheeks were red as she looked at where Adult Lambo just passed with dreamy eyes. "I've finally found that hulk~!" Hana smiled happily. "Eh?" Kyoko tilted her head in confusion.
Scene Change
"Pant…pant…" Tsuna panted as she stood by the gate of her school. "Mai's still chasing after Reborn for my omelet…" Tsuna sweat dropped.
"That scary lady's gone…" Adult Lambo panted as he rested against the wall like Tsuna. "You're still here!" Tsuna yelled. "S-sorry about Bianchi, I tried explaining her about you… It still didn't work…" Tsuna sighed, "Guess she just loses it when she sees your face…" Tsuna paled, Adult Lambo sweat dropped.
"Yare, yare…" Adult Lambo sighed, scratching the back of his head. "Hungry…" Tsuna grumbled, holding her stomach and Adult Lambo blinked. "Did you not eat?" Adult Lambo asked, "Oh… Well, your younger self started wanting my food and Mai took it. Then reborn took it from Mai, so I ran out without food… Again" Tsuna sighed.
"I am sorry" Adult Lambo apologized. "Oh no, its fine. You're a growing boy, you must've wanted all the food you could eat~" Tsuna laughed. 'Although, in the most gluttonous way possible…' Tsuna sweat dropped.
"I know. At the time…I wanted to be taller than Young Vongola" Adult Lambo remembered. "Taller than me? Why?" Tsuna blinked, Adult Lambo looked over to her and smiled. "For lots of reason…" Adult Lambo leaned in to Tsuna's face, causing the brunette to turn red at the sudden closeness. "…Young Vongola…" Adult Lambo smiled slyly.
POOF!
"Hmm?" Child Lambo blinked. "Ah! Food!" Lambo yelled and ran off, leaving a distraught Tsuna. "…What just happened…?" Tsuna mumbled, her cheeks still red and she clenched the part of her shirt where her heart was.
After a While
"That Reborn…always causing trouble…" Tsuna grumbled as she sat at her desk. "And I'm still starving…" Tsuna held her stomach, which growled suddenly while she pouted. 'What Adult Lambo said still confuses me…' Tsuna thought.
"Ah! I almost forgot!" Tsuna looked through her bag; 'I gotta return this book to the library…' Tsuna held a thin book in her hand.
"Why would I get a book of The Secrets Of Dinosaurs…I'm terrified of dinosaurs…" Tsuna sweat dropped as she got up and walked out the classroom and down the hall.
"Kyaaa! Can you believe it! Yamamoto-kun said my hairstyle is cute!"
"Gokudera-san looked at me in class earlier, our eyes met!"
"Hibari-san may be all cold but he really is good looking, maybe he might go out with me~?"
"Mai-san is so tall compared to other girls~ She helped me reach something earlier, so nice~"
"Sasagawa-sempai is so energetic! And he has such a hot tan~"
Tsuna sweat dropped as she heard the girls' squeal, 'How childish, they are all so captivated by their looks. If only they knew their real personalities…' Tsuna paled. 'Although, I kinda like them as they are…' Tsuna blushed lightly.
'These girls just judge them by their covers… But then again, I'm one to talk… I was scared of Gokudera-kun and I thought that Yamamoto was as smart as me…' Tsuna sweat dropped. 'Although the way they are, it is surprising…' Tsuna sweat dropped, remembering an image of Gokudera kneeling in front of her with his arm held out and Yamamoto laughing behind her.
'Sempai and Mai…they're both loud and somewhat abusive…' Tsuna paled, remembering Mai glomping her many times as well as Ryohei tackling her and dragging her to the boxing club.
Tsuna blinked when she heard the announcements, "It's time for afternoon announcements. We'll start with a song request!"
"Hovering over green from Namimori~
Lain with verdure, Namimori's neither big nor small
Normal is all~"
'Hibari-san is definitely the one who requested this…' Tsuna sweat dropped, 'He may be scary… But he doesn't look so much with the little birdie on his shoulders…' Tsuna blushed.
'Ah, the library…!' Tsuna noticed the sign; she walked in and saw some students in there reading some books. 'Guess there is those who just read for fun… Opposite of Dame-Tsuna…' Tsuna sweat dropped. 'I kinda feel too embarrassed to return this lame book now…' Tsuna blushed lightly.
"…Eh?" Tsuna blinked, she hid behind a bookshelf and noticed someone at one of the tables reading. 'Kurokawa… Hana…?' Tsuna blinked, seeing Hana focused on the book in front of her. 'She's actually here reading… Well, she always has this air of maturity around her…' Tsuna thought as she watched Hana completely indulged in her literacy.
'Eh?' Tsuna noticed the title and the several books beside her; it was titled "The Brother Karamazov". 'Those are really difficult books!' Tsuna was amazed. 'Such thick books… Kurokawa's amazing!' Tsuna looked at Hana in admiration, her eyes glittering and some students nearby sweat dropped at Tsuna's expression.
'Demo…' Tsuna blinked. 'How is a mature and independent person like Kurokawa best friends with the innocent Kyoko-chan…? It's really surprising…' Tsuna thought.
'…' Tsuna continued to stare at Hana, seeing that Hana flipped through the pages. 'She really is amazing though… She doesn't flip out over boys… She doesn't look easily enchanted… That's so cool…' Tsuna had her admiration mode back on.
Hana blinked, feeling that someone has been staring at her for a while. She looked back and sweat dropped at the sight of Tsuna looking at her with glittering eyes and the awkward stares from other students aimed at the brunette.
"Dame-Tsu-I mean Sawada… What are you doing?" Hana called. "Ah!" Tsuna flinched, realizing she's been caught. "G-gomen…I-I w-was…" Tsuna walked forward, holding the book in her hand. Hana noticed the book in Tsuna's hands and chuckled to herself, Tsuna noticed her stare at the book and she panicked before hiding it behind her back, blushing madly in embarrassment.
"You've never done this before, right? I'll return it for you if you'd like" Hana smiled, "Eh? Y-you would?" Tsuna blinked, "Sure, why not?" Hana smiled reassuringly. "T-thank you~" Tsuna beamed happily with imaginary flowers around her, Hana blinked at the surprising radiances; she then blushed lightly but calmed herself.
'Kurokawa is so nice~' Tsuna hummed in her mind innocently. "Give it, I'll go return it now" Hana held out her hand, "Ah, th-thanks, I'll be heading back to class then-"
"Ah… Matte, I have to talk to you. Wait for me" Hana said, before getting up and walking over to the counter. "Eh?" Tsuna blinked in confusion.
Tsuna walked beside Hana as they headed back to class. 'I wonder what Kurokawa wants to talk about…? Is she going to ask about Kyoko-chan and my relationship? Is she mad that I took her best friend's attention away!? No way!' Tsuna panicked to herself. 'Wait… Kurokawa's too mature for those kinds of thoughts…' Tsuna sweat dropped.
'It can't be that Kurokawa likes Yamamoto-kun or Gokudera-kun… She doesn't seem the type to fawn over guys…But then again I'm not so sure…' Tsuna was thinking hard.
"Sawada!"
"Hai!?" Tsuna flinched, "I've been calling your name for a while now" Hana crossed her arms, "G-gomen…" Tsuna apologized. "Seriously…" Hana sighed, making Tsuna sulk like a child.
'This girl and I seriously can't get along…' Hana looked down at the sulking Tsuna. 'I can barely handle real children and she's too childish, I don't see why Kyoko likes her too much… Maybe it's because she's cute…?' Hana rolled her eyes.
'It's not like I hate the kid or anything…she's just someone I don't wanna affiliate with so much… But…' Hana remembered something.
Reborn passed by, then Mai and Tsuna running after, then Adult Lambo being chased by Bianchi.
'Since Sawada is my only connection to that guy… I gotta suck it up and be more mature…' Hana inhaled sharply.
"So Sawada, you're pretty friendly with that Midori Middle school girl…" Hana began, "Eh?" Tsuna blinked and looked up. "You were talking to her on the roadside yesterday, I saw you" Hana explained. "Yesterday…?" Tsuna mumbled.
"Tsuna-san~" Haru glomped Tsuna from behind. "Haru!?" Tsuna yelled, totally startled. "You nearly gave me a heart attack~!" Tsuna held her shirt where her heart was, 'Reborn does that enough by himself…' Tsuna sighed. "Gomen, Tsuna-san~ I was just really excited and wanted to tell you something~" Haru beamed, "Tell me something?" Tsuna blinked. "A new cake shop opened in front of the station! Want to go with me?" Haru smiled, "N-not sure… I-I'm not that into sweets…" Tsuna mumbled. "They sell strawberry cake in the shape of strawberries~" Haru said, "I'll go!" Tsuna yelled.
"You mean Haru? Yeah, she's my friend…" Tsuna mumbled, "oh~ I see~" Hana smiled, Tsuna blinked. "I remember yesterday, you told Kyoko you were going straight home so I guess hanging out with that Midori girl is more important than hanging out with her~" Hana smiled, Tsuna blinked then flinched.
"N-no! I-it's not like that!" Tsuna flailed, "Like what?" Hana raised an eyebrow. 'I had to go straight home because Reborn ordered me to! I just got distracted by the strawberry cake, so I told Haru we would get it fast and I would run home before Reborn would hunt and shoot me down!' Tsuna paled. 'I still got shot anyway…' Tsuna sighed, her face still pale.
"Anyway! Th-there's a reason! I d-didn't mean to! I-it's just! Sh-she!" Tsuna flailed. 'I have a feeling she didn't mean to, I also have a feeling she probably ran home too but~' Hana smiled.
"I won't tell her, if~" Hana said, "If?" Tsuna blinked. "If you introduce me to that hot friend you know~" Hana hummed, "Huh?" Tsuna blinked. "Or I can tell Kyoko you blew her off for someone else more important~" Hana hummed.
"B-but, I-I didn't!" Tsuna flailed. "Hmm?" Hana smiled, 'Kyoko-chan'll hate me for lying to her! Even though I didn't lie to her!' Tsuna paled.
"Th-then, who is this hot friend? Yamamoto-kun? Gokudera-kun?" Tsuna asked with paled face, "I'm not into guys my age. They all look like monkeys to me" Hana waved off. "Eh? Monkeys!?" Tsuna gaped, Tsuna imagined them as monkeys. 'That sounds cute~' Tsuna blushed. 'Gah! Wait, no!' Tsuna blushed madly and shook her head vigorously.
"Then… Mai?" Tsuna blinked, "Nah, she's a dog to me" Hana waved off again. 'Dog!?' Tsuna yelled, she imagined Mai with dog ears and tail wagging while smiling at Tsuna. 'That's cute too~' Tsuna blushed. 'Stop these thoughts!' Tsuna ruffled her own hair; Hana just stared blankly at Tsuna panicking.
'But to think she considers the incredibly popular Yamamoto-kun, Gokudera-kun, and Mai as monkeys and a dog…' Tsuna paled. 'Amazing for a mature person…' Tsuna thought.
"The one I want to meet is… Super hunky, quiet, calm, has a sexy voice, is oh so mature~" Hana said dreamily, her cheeks red. 'I know no such person…' Tsuna paled.
"Yet he can still keep his child-like side~ He played tag with you this morning. The guy with the cow-print shirt" Hana said, "Eh? Cow print?" Tsuna tried to remember. Then an image of Adult Lambo came to mind. "Adult Lambo!" Tsuna yelled. "Ssshhh!" the librarian shushed Tsuna.
"Gomenasai…" Tsuna whispered. "That's a unique name~ So he's Adult-san~?" Hana smiled dreamily. "Adult Lambo is a wonderful name~" Hana hummed. "Huh?" Tsuna blinked,
"Anyway, if you don't introduce him to me. I'll tell, Sawada" Hana glared, 'W-well, there's no harm introducing her to him…' Tsuna paled, 'And Kurokawa looks like she really wants to meet him…' Tsuna sighed, "H-hai, hai…" Tsuna mumbled.
"Tsuna-nee really is the clear winner in the Can't refuse a request ranking~" Futa hummed, standing in front of the girls. "Futa! When'd you get here? I mean, what're you doing here!?" Tsuna asked, surprised to see the lighter brunet. "I wanted to rank some things in your school~ There's a lot~" Futa beamed. 'Cute…' Tsuna blushed.
"Who's the kid?" Hana crossed her arms. "Good afternoon, high-ranker in the Misunderstanding-induced love at first sight category, Kurokawa Hana-san" Futa said, "Huh?" Hana blinked. Tsuna hugged Futa, muffling him from speaking any further.
"Hahahaha, kids~" Tsuna laughed, Futa flailed. "Well, whatever. I'm not interested in kids" Hana waved off. "We'll go to your house after school, got it" Hana said, walking ahead. "H-hai!" Tsuna nodded. When Hana was out of sight, Tsuna sighed and released Futa, who huffed for air.
"Sorry Futa, but you can't really say that when you meet a person" Tsuna pet Futa's head, "H-hai. Sorry, Tsuna-nee…" Futa said with red cheeks. "Ah~ You're so cute~" Tsuna hugged Futa again, Futa tried his best not to get suffocated again. 'Tsuna-nee…maybe I should make another ranking about you…' Futa thought with a blush.
Scene Change
"I'm back" Tsuna called. "Hello" Hana greeted. Tsuna and Hana went upstairs, Tsuna opened the door and then she gaped. "Welcome to the house of Sawada" Reborn said, dressed like a dad with a mustache, glasses and messy hair.
"Who are you!?" Tsuna yelled. "I am the master of the house" Reborn said. "Don't lie!" Tsuna yelled. "Oh, who is this?" Reborn noticed Hana. "Hello, I am Kurokawa Hana" Hana bowed.
"What a lovely lady~ I guess I'll leave the younger generation to their own devices and go read my paper~" Reborn wandered out the room. "You're younger then both of us!" Tsuna yelled. "Enjoy yourselves~" Reborn laughed and closed the door behind him. 'What's the point of the outfit? Even though it was adorable…' Tsuna blushed at the thought.
"Anyway when you meet your guy, it'll only be for a minute" Tsuna said, "'Kay~" Hana hummed. "Gyahahaha! Lambo-san has arrived!" Lambo laughed energetically, standing at the window with I-pin.
"Uh…" Tsuna sweat dropped, "You back, Tsuna?" Lambo said, "studying hard~" I-pin hummed, the two hopped in. "Where's my present~?" Lambo held out his hands expectantly, "I don't go to school to get you presents…!" Tsuna face palmed. Lambo pouted, but then he noticed Hana staring at him and blinked.
'…? Maybe she sense the connection between Lambo and Adult Lambo…' Tsuna thought. "…" Hana raised her hand. "Shoo. Shoo!" Hana waved her hand as if shooing pests. "Huh?" Tsuna blinked.
"Get away! I hate kids" Hana said in disgust, 'This is your hottie though…' Tsuna sweat dropped. 'Although, who could hate adorable children?' Tsuna thought.
"Shii, shii bo, bo…shii, shii bo, bo…" Lambo mumbled, while Tsuna and Hana blinked. "Bo, bo!" Lambo yelled, a small tube and smoke blowing out of his hair, "Gah!"Hana flinched, Tsuna paled. "Shii, shii, bo, bo! Shii, Shii, bo, bo! Shii, shii, bo, bo!" Lambo and I-pin yelled, imitating a train. "Speedy, speedy, super express!" Lambo yelled.
"K-kids will be kids, playing train is all?" Tsuna smiled nervously, Hana shook in anger. "I'm so pissed, I broke out in hives!" Hana yelled, rolling up her sleeve and showing the brunette the hives on her arm. 'Th-that's a bit much…' Tsuna paled, 'they're just kids, she can't change anything about them and I like them the way they are…' Tsuna glanced at the kids running about, 'even if they may be a bit overwhelming…' Tsuna sweat dropped.
"Hello~ Tsuna-san~" Haru hugged Tsuna, "H-Haru!" Tsuna blushed. "I bought a chiffon cake at the store today, I thought of having it with you and the kids~" Haru beamed. "After all, Tsuna-san is the first person I think of~" Haru hummed with a blush, 'not really a good time!' Tsuna blushed harder.
"Ah! Chiffon cake!" Lambo jumped up and clung to the bag in Haru's arms. "Hai~ Lambo-chan can have a piece too~" Haru beamed. "Oh~ So you plan to hang out together again without Kyoko~?" Hana hummed, "N-no, I-I didn't know!" Tsuna tried to explain, but Hana didn't listen. 'This is bad…' Tsuna sulked.
"Hmm?" Haru noticed Hana grinning at the panicked Tsuna. 'Hahii! That girl…I may or may not have seen her before… But she's so close to Tsuna-san!' Haru thought, 'is she trying to steal Tsuna-san from Haru?! No! Tsuna-san belongs to Haru desu!' Haru's eyes burned with a passionate fire.
"Ano?" Haru walked forward, "eh?" Hana and Tsuna turned to Haru. "Excuse me, but who are you?" Haru asked. But a suspicious and angered look was on Haru's face, making Tsuna and Hana sweat dropped.
"Th-this is Kyoko-chan's friend" Tsuna said nervously, "ah~ I see~ Hello~" Haru smiled, all suspicions gone and she bowed. "I am Miura Haru desu~" Haru smiled, "Kon'nichiwa, I'm Sawada's classmate and nothing else, Kurokawa Hana" Hana bowed. 'If you don't like me, just say so…' Tsuna paled.
"Since I have more proof you're ditching Kyoko, why not introduce me to the hulk~?" Hana smirked, "A-ah, th-that's!" Tsuna panicked. "She was saying Shoo shoo! That makes her a shoo shoo hag!" Lambo flailed his arms at Haru. "Nani!?" Hana growled, "Hahii?" Haru blinked.
SMACK!
"Urusai! You brat!" Hana growled, punching the cow on the top of his head and Lambo fell back to the ground. "N-no mercy…!?" Tsuna paled. "These kids won't get it until you break a few of their bones!" Hana growled, 'bones!?' Haru and Tsuna paled.
"I like that idea~" Mai hummed, standing at the doorway, "Mai!" Tsuna yelled. "Smashing an Ahōshi is always a good past time~" Mai grinned evilly, 'so cruel!' Tsuna paled. "Why are you here!?" Tsuna yelled, "well, whenever you have female friends over I wanna join~" Mai smiled, Tsuna sweat dropped.
"Nnng…Gotta…stay…calm…!" Lambo slowly sat up, "The Shoo shoo hag is scary!" Lambo cried. "Scary!" Lambo yelled, pulling put the ten-year bazooka, "he's pulling it out!" Tsuna said. "Gwaaaaah!" Lambo cried, smashing the bazooka against the walls, "Eh?" Tsuna blinked, Mai blinked.
Lambo ran towards Hana and Mai, "Gwaaaaah!" Lambo cried. "Shut it…" Mai and Hana glowered darkly; Lambo trembled in fear, Haru and Tsuna paled. "Ngyaaah!" Lambo fell back and the bazooka landed on him.
BOOM!
The bazooka blasted and pink smoke filled the air. "Hahii!" Haru yelled, "Eh?" Hana was confused, "Great…" Mai sighed. "He's here!" Tsuna smiled, then her eyes widen.
"Eh!?"
~ Katekyo Hitman Reborn! ~
The teens stared at the pink smoke; a male's figure was in the midst. "Huh? The scents different…" Mai blinked, her nose twitching. "It's like…combined of past and future…" Mai mumbled. Tsuna gaped and imagined Adult Lambo, one eyes closed coolly, but wearing Child Lambo's cow pajamas with his big afro and horns.
"U-u-um…" Tsuna was sweating nervously; she slowly looked back at Hana. "There he is~!" Hana squealed, her cheeks flushed red, her eyes sparkling. 'She's happy!?' Tsuna paled, "It's that pervert Haru hates!" Haru panicked, Mai blinked.
"B-b-but…why does he look like that…?" Tsuna said confused, "strange, bizarre, unfathomable!" I-pin said, wearing her glasses to see the situation better. "Shoo, shoo…" Adult Lambo said, "Eh?" Hana blinked, "Huh?" Tsuna, Haru, and Mai blinked.
"Shoo, shoo…hag!" Adult Lambo yelled, standing up. "Hag! Shoo shoo! Hag! Shoo shoo!" Adult Lambo flailed, "Hahii! Haru's scared!" Haru clung to Tsuna's back, "why are you hiding behind me!?" Tsuna blushed. "He's completely different! He's acting like younger Lambo, is this a game or something!?" Tsuna yelled confused.
"More scary and still pervy!" Haru yelled. "More of a reason to smash him…" Mai held up her fist, her eyes gleaming. "Don't!" Tsuna yelled, "The Ten-Year Bazooka was broken" Reborn said, clipping his nail. "When'd you get back here!? And why are you clipping your nails here too!?" Tsuna flailed.
"It broke when he rammed it into the wall" Reborn continued, "Now that you mention it…" Tsuna remembered. "Thanks to that, his mind is the same, but his body changed with Lambo from ten years in the future" Reborn said. "So that's why he's weirder then usual…" Tsuna paled, "Great…the two combined is annoying…" Mai's eyebrow twitched in anger.
"So cool~" Hana squealed, "Eh?" Tsuna and Mai blinked. "That's a grown man for you. He doesn't forget how to have fun just because he's got razor-sharp coolness" Hana said sensibly with a blush, "How are you taking this so well!?" Tsuna yelled.
"Look~ Look~ I'm an eye-popper fish~" Adult Lambo yelled, using his afro to make giant eyes. "Hahii! This person is way too scary, Tsuna-san~! Hold me~!" Haru whined, clinging to Tsuna tightly. "O-oi! T-too tight!" Tsuna blushed at Haru clinging to her. 'Although I'm actually scared, I'm so happy I get to cling to Tsuna-san~' Haru thought with a blush.
"He has a sense of humor~" Hana hummed, "E-eh!?" Tsuna yelled. "Hello~ I'm Kurokawa Hana, Sawada's classmate~ Nice to meet you" Hana smiled, walking over to Adult Lambo. "Hmm?" Adult Lambo stared at Hana, who stiffened and turned red. 'Th-this is it!?' Hana's heart began to beat faster, waiting for her handsome prince charming to speak.
"That's not your name! Your name is Shoo Shoo hag!" Adult Lambo suddenly yelled, "Ah!" Hana flinched, "He said it…" Mai crossed her arms, "Oh no…" Tsuna paled. "You're imitating that kid? That's hilarious!" Hana laughed, "Kurokawa! You have hives!" Tsuna pointed out. "No these are just Goosebumps. Maybe it's just cold in here? Or I'm just in awe of his coolness!" Hana squealed.
"…" Adult Lambo suddenly got close to Hana's face, Hana turned bright red. 'H-how bold…this is so sudden…!' Hana's heart beat faster. "Poop!" Adult Lambo yelled, making Hana gape. "Spanking!" Adult Lambo started to spank himself. "So attractive…" Tsuna paled, "Y-yeah…" Mai sweat dropped.
"Haru!" Adult Lambo noticed the brunette, "Hahii!" Haru yelled, "Play with me!" Adult Lambo ran after Haru, "Stay away from me!" Haru yelled, the two running around the room.
"This person is super unique…" Hana was steaming, forcefully smiling and hives growing even on her forehead. "Her body is reacting to how obnoxious he is, despite what her heart thinks!" Tsuna paled, "It's an Adult Charm…" Hana forcefully said, "W-women…" Mai mumbled. "Women in love are terrifying…" Tsuna paled, Mai nodded with a pale face.
"What should we do, Reborn?" Tsuna asked, "The ten year bazooka's effect lasts five minutes" Reborn said, reading the newspaper, "But it's already way past five minutes" Mai said, "He's not back to normal!" Tsuna yelled.
"Since the bazooka's busted, the time limit was screwed over too" Mai said. "What do we do, Reborn!?" Tsuna panicked, "The Family's failure is the Boss's responsibility" Reborn said, not looking up. "I'm not the boss!" Tsuna yelled, "And that stupid cow is not a part of Vongola! He's part of Bovino Family!" Mai growled.
"This says that Lambo is to be temporarily given to the Vongola, starting today" Reborn said, showing the newspaper article of Lambo picking his nose and drooling. "There's a newspaper saying that!?" Tsuna yelled, "No way in hell! I don't want stupidity in the family! I already had enough of that!" Mai yelled, a dark aura around her, making Tsuna pale.
"Gyahahahahaha!"
"Kyaaa!"
"Eh!" Tsuna and Mai ran to the window and looked out. Adult Lambo was outside terrifying some innocent Namichuu girls. "Oh no! If Hibari-san hears about Lambo disturbing the peace, he might bite both Lambo and me to death!" Tsuna yelled in panic.
"Oi! Don't annoy innocent girls you bastard!" Mai growled, "I-pin help! Follow Lambo!" I-pin said, Tsuna nodded. "We'll be back, Kurokawa!" Tsuna yelled as the three ran out the room. "Hahii?" Haru blinked, "Aaah…~" Hana fell over and passed out. "Hahii!" Haru panicked and ran over to Hana's side.
Meanwhile strolling about the neighborhood, Gokudera walked down the road, deep in thought. 'The audacity of the Bovino family! Forcing that Ahōshi onto Vongola, Hime should not be forced to handle such stupidity!' Gokudera growled to himself.
"Also…this idiot…!" Gokudera's eyebrow twitched in anger. "Keep your distance! Baseball idiot!" Gokudera growled, glaring at the baseball idol walking a few feet behind him. "If we walk closely, people will think we're friends!" Gokudera growled, "Maa, maa~ You're going to Tsuna's house, it'd be easier if we go together~" Yamamoto smiled.
"And since Tsuna and me are friends, and you're friends with Tsuna too then you're my friend too, aren't ya~" Yamamoto grinned, wrapping his arm around Gokudera's shoulder. "Hell no! I'm no one's friend!" Gokudera shoved Yamamoto off him. "Eh? Not even Tsuna?" Yamamoto raised an eyebrow, "Uh!" Gokudera flinched. "Th-that's…" Gokudera looked to the ground, "Hmm?" Yamamoto blinked in confusion. "Hime is Hime…" Gokudera mumbled, "Eh?" Yamamoto smiled in confusion.
Then the sound of loud obnoxious laughter was heard, cutting their conversation. "Next stop is Namimori store, the Namimori store~! Departing now~!" Adult Lambo yelled. He was holding onto the daycare students' rope as he walked with those daycare students, passing by the confused Yamamoto and Gokudera with a pale face.
"Was that Adult Lambo…?" Gokudera's eyebrow twitched, "Guess he's really good with kids" Yamamoto smiled. "Gokudera-kun! Yamamoto!" Tsuna yelled, running towards the two males with I-pin and Mai running with her as well, "Hime~" Gokudera beamed, "Tsuna~" Yamamoto smiled.
"Did you see Adult Lambo with broccoli hair and wearing cow pajamas?" Tsuna flailed as she described to the two, "Uh…yeah…" the two males nodded. "He went that way!" Gokudera pointed, "Thanks!" Tsuna nodded and ran off in the direction, I-pin and Mai in tow.
"Hime! Wait up!" Gokudera followed, Yamamoto as well. "What is going on?" Gokudera asked, "Just gotta catch a cow, beat him up then hope he turns back to normal" Mai said, "Alright" Gokudera nodded, "We're not gonna use violence!" Tsuna yelled.
Meanwhile, Adult Lambo waved to the elementary school children as they headed home. "Bye~" Adult Lambo waved, but it caused a misunderstanding and a taxi pulled up in front of him. "Huh?" Adult Lambo blinked, then he brightened before entering and sat in the taxi, closing the door behind him.
"I always wanted to ride in one of these~" Adult Lambo hummed, "Hello, where would you like to go?" the driver asked, "Anywhere~" Adult Lambo hummed, "You have to give me a place to take you" the driver said.
"Oh, hmm… Italy" Adult Lambo deadpanned, the driver almost fell over. "I can't take you to Italy!" the driver growled. "Okay, to Granny Octavia's house~" Adult Lambo hummed, "Alright, where does Granny Octavia live?" the taxi driver asked. "Italy" Adult Lambo deadpanned again, the driver smacked his own forehead against the steering wheel at the cow's stupidity.
"There's an ocean between Italy and Japan, I can't take you…" the taxi driver said. "Then straight ahead! Go! Choo-choo!" Adult Lambo yelled happily, "Geez…" the driver sighed and began to drive forward.
"Right next"
"Hai"
"Right"
"Hai"
"Right"
"Hai"
"Right~"
"Are we driving in circles!?" the driver yelled.
"Think! Where would a child in an adult's body go!?" Tsuna ruffled her own hair, she and her friends standing on the sidewalk. "I'd go to the park" Mai said, "Why's that?" Yamamoto asked. "Lots of pretty Onee-sans hang out there~" Mai hummed. "Stop hanging out with Shamal!" Gokudera growled, "You're right there…" Mai paled.
"Focus! I have to find Lambo! He might get in trouble, or hurt, or worse!" Tsuna yelled, "Baka-Tsuna~" Adult Lambo stuck out his tongue as the taxi drove passed the teens. "I'm gonna go with it or worse and say he might hurt the innocent taxi driver" Mai said.
"I'll blow him to bits!" Gokudera pulled out his dynamites, "You can't do that! Like Mai said, the taxi driver could get hurt!" Tsuna scolded. "Ah…" Gokudera stopped, "Let's follow him for now and figure out the plan later!" Yamamoto said. "Right!" Tsuna nodded, the teens ran after the car.
"Let me drive~" Adult Lambo suddenly said, "Are you insane!?" the driver yelled. The driver huffed and continued to drive. He then noticed something and gaped at Adult Lambo hanging outside the door. Adult Lambo kicked the driver out the car and got into the driver's seat, the poor driver landed on the garbage.
"Ah!" Tsuna noticed the poor driver and ran up to the driver. "Are you okay?" Tsuna asked worriedly, "Yeah I'm fine, but my car…" the driver said. "Can he drive?" Yamamoto asked, "Of course not" Gokudera said, "A man with a brain of an idiot obviously can't drive" Mai deadpanned, "Driving with no license is illegal!" I-pin scolded.
"We have to get to him before he gets in an accident!" Tsuna panicked. "Ahahahahaha!" Adult Lambo laughed as he drove recklessly on the streets. He drove over stairs and a bridge before continuing to drive back on the road and fell into a construction hole then drove into the sewer pipes. He somehow got blasted by the sewer water and back onto the road.
"Gyahahaha…oh?" Adult Lambo blinked, he rammed into the side of a truck and it caused the car to tumble, Adult Lambo jumped out the windshield and began to run over the car as it rolled and safely landed back into the driver's seat and drove freely once more.
"Gyahaha! I am awesome!" Adult Lambo laughed, "Oh?" Adult Lambo blinked as the car suddenly stopped. "He stopped!" Tsuna yelled as the teens and I-pin finally managed to catch up to the car.
"How is he fine after everything that happened…?" Mai sweat dropped. Adult Lambo was trying to get the car started when Tsuna opened the door and got into the car.
"Lambo! Stop this right now!" Tsuna scolded, Lambo flinched. Out of fear, Adult Lambo pushed the gas pedal and the car started again, pulling Tsuna into the car.
"Tsuna!"
"Hime!"
"You damn cow!"
Yamamoto, Gokudera, and Mai yelled as the car drove away. "There's river up ahead! This is bad!" Yamamoto said, "and neither of them still don't know how to swim" Mai paled.
"Lambo! The brakes! The brakes!" Tsuna yelled in panic, Adult Lambo was panicking in confusion. "Ciaossu~" Reborn greeted, floating with a Leon propeller on his back in front of the car.
"Reborn!" Tsuna yelled, making Adult Lambo blink. "Reborn! Its time to die!" Adult Lambo yelled, letting go of the wheel and pulling out his pink grenades. "Gah!" Tsuna grabbed the wheel to prevent from crashing.
"Now's not the time to remember your goal from the beginning!" Tsuna yelled, Adult Lambo began to step out the car through the windshield, preparing his attack on the infant. Reborn sat on the car, transformed Leon into a gun, pointing it at Lambo without looking back. "You annoy me"
BANG!
A purple bullet hit Lambo in his afro and made him fall back into his seat. "Ah, Lambo?" Tsuna panicked. "Oh no! The river!" Tsuna noticed the river up ahead. "Hiee!" Tsuna screamed, but then Lambo's hair suddenly glowed. The cow's afro began to grow larger and fill up the car, suffocating Tsuna. "What is going on!? Reborn! What did you do!?" Tsuna yelled. "I hit him with a hair-growing shot~" Reborn hummed, flying with his Leon propeller.
"S-suffocating!" Tsuna yelled, being pushed down by the hair, thankfully, the hair pushed her enough to make her push the brake and stop the car before they fell into the lake. After the car had stopped, the hair shrunk back to normal and Tsuna and Lambo flopped out the car with a huff.
"Hime!" Gokudera ran up to Tsuna and helped her stand up. "Gokudera-kun" Tsuna panted. "You were able to stop the dumb cow, amazing as always, Hime!" Gokudera smiled brightly and thumbed up, "n-no, I didn't…it wasn't…" Tsuna paled.
"Anyway, where's Yamamoto and Mai?" Tsuna asked. "Glad you're okay, Tsuna~" Mai thumbed up, piggybacked on Yamamoto's back, who ran towards the brunette. "Why're you on his back!" Tsuna yelled. "My ankles gave away, so Takeshi carried me. It's actually a fun ride, right I-pin-chi?" Mai looked to the infant in her arms who nodded.
"Walk on your own, mutt!" Gokudera growled. "Hahahaha!" Yamamoto laughed, "and you, don't give that lazy dog rides!" Gokudera yelled at the idol.
"Sigh…" Tsuna huffed a sighed, "oh! Lambo!" Tsuna ran to the other side and helped Lambo up. "Uuuh…" Lambo was dizzy, but stood up straight, he noticed the teens staring at him, ready to scold. But before they could, "Gyahahaha! I'm taller then I-pin, Dame-Tsuna, Octopus head, and the stupid dog!" Lambo laughed obnoxiously.
I-pin twitched in anger, Gokudera and Mai were ready to kill and Tsuna paled. "Lambo! This isn't a time to laugh! You're in big trouble!" Tsuna yelled, making Lambo flinch and the teens surprised. "You can't go around terrorizing other people and stealing someone's car, you're not even allowed to drive!" Tsuna yelled with anger in her tone, making Lambo recoil.
"It was dumb, reckless and foolish!" Tsuna yelled, raising her hand. Lambo flinched away, closed his eyes tight and waiting for Tsuna to hit him. His eyes widen when he felt someone softly pet his head.
"I was worried sick. Please don't do that again, I don't know what I'd do if you got hurt" Tsuna looked at Lambo worriedly, making the child in the man's body's heart clench painfully. "… Gomen…" Lambo mumbled in a really, really soft voice that one would have to strain to hear.
Tsuna blinked, seeing the male looked to the ground and avoid eye contact but hearing what he said. "…As long as you learned your lesson" Tsuna smiled, continuing to pet the male's hair.
"Don't pet him! He did a lot of stupid shit! I'd skin him!" Mai yelled, "I'd blow him up!" Gokudera yelled, "Your idea of punishments sound like death penalties…" Tsuna paled.
"Oh!" Lambo suddenly yelled, startling Tsuna. "I'm tall enough now!" Lambo yelled, grasping Tsuna's shoulders. "Eh?" Tsuna was confused, Gokudera and Mai twitched while I-pin and Yamamoto were also confused.
'I remember Adult Lambo mentioned Lambo wanted to grow taller… Why is that?' Tsuna wondered.
"Now I can do it with no trouble!" Lambo grinned and he leaned in close to Tsuna's face. "H-huh?" Tsuna felt her cheeks to feel hot, "Ah!" Mai and Gokudera yelled.
Lambo's face got closer and closer to Tsuna's face, she could feel his breath. 'Why do both Lambo's want to get close to me!?' Tsuna blushed. Tsuna closed her eyes tight, unable to break free from the man-child's strong grip; she could only wait, petrified with a blush on her cheeks.
POOF!
"Eh?" Tsuna blinked, pink smoked filling the air. "Phew!" Mai and Gokudera sighed in relief, the Coyote crawling off Yamamoto's back. "I-I guess th-that ten year bazooka effect is over…" Tsuna stuttered, she touched her lips and turned red again. 'Wh-what was Lambo trying to do!?' Tsuna panicked.
"Yare, Yare…" Tsuna and the teens blinked, looking around for the child-like but cool voice. "What are all of you up to?" the teens then looked down to the younger Lambo dressed like Adult Lambo, standing right in front of them.
"Hello there, Young Vongola" Lambo greeted coolly, "You seem taller than usual, is it my imagination?" Lambo asked. "He shrank!" Mai and Gokudera yelled. "Wow~ This kid is acting so cool like~" Yamamoto crouched down beside Lambo, grinning, "I don't really understand" Lambo said in confusion.
"Young Vongola, please explain-eh?" Lambo blinked as he looked up to the brunette, the teens noticed and looked back to her and gaped. Tsuna's eyes were sparkling, her cheeks flushed red, and she looked ready to pounce.
"So cute~" Tsuna squealed, grabbing the Adult Child and squeezing him against her chest. "So cute~ He's so mature but it looks adorable when he's a kid~ Uwaaah~ I can't stand it~" Tsuna squealed, twirling around.
"Uh…" Mai and Yamamoto sweat dropped, "Hi-Hime…." Gokudera called worriedly. 'I don't understand! I don't understand! Since when did the Young Vongola have the strength to pick me up and twirl me around! And why is she noticing now that I am adorable!?' a million questions ran through Lambo's head, but then the cow felt something soft against his head.
'Ah… This softness… It's the Young Vongola's chest… It's so soft~' Lambo smiled in bliss as he rested against Tsuna's chest. "I wanna beat that cow for enjoying his time…" Mai glared darkly at the cow.
"Tsuna?" Yamamoto called, distracting Tsuna from her obsession. "Ah! S-sorry! G-got carried away…" Tsuna smiled nervously. "But now…" Tsuna held Lambo away to look him over, "Eh?" Lambo blinked, 'How will I explain this to Kurokawa!?' Tsuna sighed.
'M-maybe she'll like him better now with the different atmosphere…" Tsuna smiled, but her smile twitched painfully, confusing and worrying the cow.
Scene Change
"Seriously! That Sawada! Ditching me and taking that hunk away!" Hana huffed, sitting in Tsuna's room still. She sat at the table, tea in front of her, Haru sitting on the other side of the table, fidgeting while holding her tea. 'Tsuna-san's classmate is mature but scary…' Haru paled.
'How could she like that creepy pervert!? She has very strong nerves!' Haru paled. "Hey, I have a question" Hana called, "H-hai!?" Haru flinched. "Do you know anything about that hunky friend of Sawada's?" Hana blushed lightly, fidgeting. "H-huh?" was Haru's intelligent reply.
"I-I mean his birthday, blood type or if he has a girlfriend?" Hana looked to Haru hopefully. "U-um…" Haru sweat dropped, "O-oh, are you into him too?" Hana asked, "No way!" Haru slammed her hands against the table, shaking the cups and startling Hana.
"I am only into Tsuna-san!" Haru declared, "S-Sawada?" Hana repeated, "An! She's strong! Smart! Kind! And very heroic! And super cute desu!" Haru hummed dreamily, her cheeks red.
'We're talking about Sawada, right? Where does Strong, smart, and heroic come in?' Hana sweat dropped. 'Sure she's cute, but that's not enough to survive in this adult world' Hana rested her head on her hand, propped up by her elbow, she watched Haru ramble on about Tsuna. 'And kind too, I've watched Sawada get walked on all over because of that, it's not helping her in any way' Hana thought.
"Let's see, these go to the reference room…" Hana mumbled, carrying a box as she walked down the hall. "Oi! Dame-Tsuna!" Hana blinked and looked down the hall. She saw three girls surrounding Tsuna, the time when Tsuna had long hair and bangs that hid her face. "H-hai?" Tsuna asked, trembling slightly. "We want to leave early, would you mind cleaning the classroom for us?" one girl said. "Eh? B-but…" Tsuna mumbled, one of the girls patted the brunette's shoulder. "Please~ It's important for us to leave now~" the girl pleaded. "…Sure, I don't mind…" Tsuna smiled tiredly, "Thanks~" the girls said and ran off, passing by Hana. "Today there's Baseball practice, Yamamoto will definitely be amazing as always~!" the girls squealed as they ran off. 'So they dumped the work on Sawada to go see that monkey practice? Geez' Hana sighed, she looked back to the brunette who grab the broom, mop, buckets, wipes and every other supply and drag it into the classroom. '… That's why she's Dame-Tsuna, she'll just be walked on…' Hana shrugged and continued on her way.
'That Dame-Tsuna…what does Kyoko see in her?' Hana huffed. "Sorry for the intrusion~" Kyoko smiled as she entered the room. "Ah~ Kyoko-chan~ Welcome~" Haru hummed, out of her Tsuna ramble.
"Hello, Haru-chan~" Kyoko greeted then blinked, "Ah, Hana, what are you doing here?" Kyoko smiled. "A-ah, just visiting Sawada~" Hana smiled nervously.
"Really? Where is Tsuna-chan anyway?" Kyoko looked around, "She went out with Mai-san, they said they'd be right back. We're just waiting" Haru explained, Kyoko nodded and sat down in front of the table. "I'm glad Hana became friends with Tsuna-chan~" Kyoko smiled, "W-well, n-not necessarily…" Hana smiled nervously, sweating.
"Tsuna-chan is really a great and cute person, so I had a feeling Hana might like her a lot too~" Kyoko smiled, "Eh?" Hana blinked. "Tsuna-san is really an amazing person, right Kyoko-chan~?" Haru smiled, "Yup~" Kyoko smiled back.
"U-um…" Hana called, "What is it, Hana?" Kyoko blinked. "What's so great about Sawada?" Hana raised an eyebrow, confusing Kyoko and Haru. "She's cute, yeah. But she fails at all her tests, sucks at physical education and falls down the stairs every chance she gets" Hana deadpanned and Haru sweat dropped. "And she's really naïve, she'll fall for anything" Hana shrugged, "people confuse naiveté for kindness, and Sawada is as naïve as they come" Hana sighed.
"Hmm…" Kyoko mumbled, "Sure, Tsuna-chan is very naïve, she isn't as strong as many others, and she has trouble with schoolwork" Kyoko admitted. 'If she knows all that then why-!?'
"But I still like Tsuna-chan" Kyoko smiled, making Hana blink.
"It doesn't matter how strong a person is if they do not use that strength to protect others. It doesn't matter how smart you are if you only use it to hurt others" Kyoko said, "Tsuna-chan is naïve, not because she's clumsy or a fool. But because she's really pure and innocent, and above all…kind" Kyoko smiled at Hana. This surprised Hana, Kyoko's eyes held not wavering emotions, the only emotion she saw was honesty.
"Tsuna-chan is the type of person who puts others forward before herself. To sacrifice her own happiness for others, that's the type of person Tsuna-chan is" Kyoko said. Hana's eyes widen, remembering the times Tsuna cleaned the classroom by herself. 'She knew… She let them go on purpose… She did all that work…' Hana thought, she frowned.
"I really like and admire Tsuna-chan for all that. She's amazing, right Haru-chan?" Kyoko smiled, "Yup~" Haru beamed in agreement. "…" Hana was in deep thought.
'I blackmailed her into bringing me here to meet that guy, but she knew that Kyoko wouldn't jump to conclusion or get mad if I told her anyway… She gave in on purpose…' Hana thought, her eyebrow crinkled together.
"Ah!" Hana sighed loudly, startling Kyoko and Haru. 'That Sawada…' Hana covered her face with her arm; her face was flushed deep red. 'Guess this means I'll have to say thanks…' Hana thought, remembering the smiling and admiration-filled face Tsuna showed to Hana in the library earlier.
'…I guess… She really is cute…' Hana thought. Her face grew hotter and she smacked her forehead against the table, startling the girls again. 'This is getting irritating…!' Hana's eyebrow twitched, her blush reaching to her ears.
Click!
"Hmm?" the girls turned to the door, they noticed Tsuna and the teens walking in with tired looks on their faces. "Welcome back desu~" Haru hummed, "Hello, Tsuna-chan~" Kyoko smiled. "K-Kyoko-chan? Wh-what're you doing here?" Tsuna said in shock. "I came for a visit~" Kyoko smiled, making Tsuna flush.
"Stupid woman, leave" Gokudera deadpanned, "How rude desu!" Haru pouted. "Hayato! Do not be rude!" Mai crouched down and hugged Haru from behind. "This room needs more women than men, you leave" Mai stuck her tongue out, Haru stuck her tongue out too. "Damn you…!" Gokudera glared, "Hahahaha!" Yamamoto laughed.
"Uh…" Tsuna sweat dropped at seeing the usual group fight. "S-Sawada!" Hana stood by Tsuna, "Hiee! K-Kurokawa!" Tsuna flinched. 'Oh no, I-I still haven't thought about how I'll explain it to her!' Tsuna paled.
"U-um…I-I…j-just wanted to say…" Hana mumbled, looking to the ground while twiddling her finger. "Eh?" Tsuna blinked in confusion. "Th-thanks for bringing me here to meet my guy…I…really appreciate it…" Hana mumbled, her cheeks red. Tsuna blinked, Kyoko smiled happily.
"N-no problem…" Tsuna mumbled, her cheeks red in embarrassment. "A-and I guess it's what friends do for each other" Hana said, "Huh?" Tsuna said confused. "I'm saying…" Hana began as she patted her hand on Tsuna's hair, ruffling it.
"W-we're friends now…" Hana said, her face all red as she looked away in embarrassment. Tsuna's eyes widen, she smiled brightly. "Really!?" Tsuna smiled, hugging Hana, "O-oi!" Hana yelled. "Yay! I have a new friend!" Tsuna squealed in happiness. Hana blushed, Kyoko and Haru smiled, Gokudera sighed, while Yamamoto and Mai laughed.
"Sheesh, don't get so touchy-feely!" Hana scoffed, pulling Tsuna off, "Heh, sorry~" Tsuna smiled happily still.
"Anyway, where is he?" Hana asked, "Eh?" Tsuna blinked. "My guy?" Hana raised an eyebrow, "oh, your guy-!" Tsuna paled. "W-well…" Tsuna looked away from Hana, confusing the girl.
"H-here?" Tsuna held up the Adult looking Lambo nervously, the infant was confused. "Huh!?" Hana yelled, "Hahii! Lambo-chan is cosplaying as the pervert!" Haru said, "Cute~" Kyoko smiled. "I said I don't like kids! Go away! Shii shii!" Hana waved her hand.
'She rejected him all the same! Whether he's mature or not! She only likes Adult Lambo's face!?' Tsuna paled. 'There goes my thought that Kurokawa was different from everyone else…' Tsuna sweat dropped. "Guuuuhh!" Lambo cried, "Ah! Don't cry!" Tsuna panicked.
"I'm not leaving until I see my hot guy!" Hana yelled, Tsuna flinched. "B-but…!" Tsuna began to cry too. "Quit yelling, woman! Hime isn't your servant!" Gokudera yelled, "Unlike you huh, Sawada's servant!" Hana growled, "Teme…!" Gokudera growled.
"Sigh… So tiring…" Mai sighed, "Hahahaha!" Yamamoto laughed. "Apparently Lambo's transfer to the Vongola Family was a paperwork error, so he's being returned to the Bovino family" Reborn read the newspaper article nonchalantly.
"Problem solved, Tsuna" Reborn thumbed up, "The problem isn't solved!" Tsuna growled.
"Uwaaaaaahhh!" Lambo cried and cried, Tsuna cradled in her arms. "Sssh… It's okay Lambo, it's alright" Tsuna cradled him, it calmed the cow slightly. "Tsuna-chan would make a good mother~" Kyoko smiled, Haru nodded, "D-don't say that!" Tsuna blushed madly.
Lambo sniffled as he looked up to the Tsuna cradling him, 'When I was younger...I wanted Young Vongola to hold me and hug me more...' Lambo thought. 'Although I can't ask her when she's older...she's always busy...and I don't want to bother...but...I know...Young Vongola will always hug me when I cry...and...I guess thats alright...' Lambo blushed at his thought and continued to act like he was sobbing.
"…" Hana glanced at Tsuna able to calm Lambo, at least a little. Hana sighed, 'That Dame-Tsuna…' Hana blushed.
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'…I really shouldn't have judged that Dame-personality of hers…'
There! Done! Sorry it took so long for the update! I have been busy for a long while! Hope this makes up for it! I'll update as soon as possible, so wait for me! Review tons please, reviews give me power to update faster!
Until Next Time
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