The Final Days.

Yes, you read right, there was a day where Faust actually left our lives, and let us be. I hope your in the mood for reading, because for us, this time seemed like it lasted years, and it might have, I'm sure Faust has frozen us in time before…

Me and Emerld had been driven to the edge many times by Faust, but this was the one day he went too far. "YOU'RE SENDING US TO SEEK MENTAL HELP!"? I yelled at him in pure anger. "I think you guys really have some issues you need to work out, and I can't have you living in my house until you do." said Faust acting like he was serious or something. "Your house! This is not your house! This is our house!" Explained Emerld. "The only reason your even here is because we can't get you to leave, and the police are here you disappear, and they said if they come out here one more time to find no one they were going to put us in the insane asylum!" I explained. "Still, I paid $400 for the sessions, so you ARE going." Demanded Faust. "Where did you get $400?" Asked Chris. "Wait a minute!" he continued. "Where's the Wii! WHERE'S THE WII!!!" he screamed as he started to freak. "Calm down Chris, you playing the Wii right now!" Explained Kaylee. Chris then remembered he fell asleep with the game on pause., then he un-paused it and continued play.

So me and Emerld went to the counseling, not because Faust had ordered us, but because we wanted to get away from him, and I found out he got the $400 by selling our blood he had taken from us while we were asleep. "I don't want to go in there! I hate people!" I said to Emerld outside the office on a bench. "It won't be that bad, if anything he should be afraid of us, for what we have to tell him." said Emerld trying to calm me down.

So it was our turn, we went in and sat on one of those couches you always see these guys have in generic cartoons and stuff. "So, what exactly is the problem between you two?" The psychiatrist asked us. "There's no problem between us, we're not gay, at least I'm not." Said Emerld. "I'm not either! My girlfriend lives with us you douche bag!" I yelled at him. "Ok, so you guys aren't gay, then what is your problem, why are you hear talking to me?" he asked us. "Why are we here?" said Emerld as I didn't want to talk to him. "The guy who signed us up here! That's why!" "Huh? I don't remember anyone else signing you two up." he explained. "Of course he did, your not going to believe the things he can do! I don't even think he's human, at all!" Emerld explain a bit of what he had done to us, but then just handed him the journal and let him see for himself.

The man read our journal for awhile and then just stared at us. "You expect me to believe this really happened to you?" he asked, but I knew he wouldn't believe us from the start. "Do you have any proof it didn't happen to us?" I asked the know it all asshole. "Yes, as a matter of fact I do! About 10 years ago, two guys about your age came in here complaining about this same guy Faust, said he was about 9 feet tall and wore a paper bag over his head, just like in your journal." He explained to us. "That just means he plagued others before us! Also, that means he in fact does exist!" Emerld said to him. "Wait, does this mean we can get rid of him? I mean those other guys did right!" I asked with a small wish of hope. "No, you don't understand what I'm saying, Faust really doesn't exist, neither does Pennywise, Earthworm Jim, Freakazoid, The mask, master chief, or Dr. Weird." He then began to explain where we came up with all these people… "Pennywise was the clown from Stephen Kings book IT, Earthworm Jim and Master Chief are from video games, Freakazoid and Dr. Weird are from cartoons, and The Mask is a Jim Carrey Movie." He continued. "The other guys said Faust had other friends too, they all turned out to be cereal mascots."

What this guy was talking about would've blown our minds, but we didn't really believe him. "What are you saying we're just insane!? Your wrong! Chris, Jack, AND Kaylee all see him too! And we met them after Faust! Are they insane too or are we just contagious!?" Emerld questioned this bastard. "I hate to tell you this, but Chris and Jack don't exist, either does Teepo's girlfriend, and I'm pretty sure she was only made up because he IS gay." He explained while being an ass at the same time. "Fuck you, how would you know if I'm gay, you don't even know anything about me! Except what you read in my private journal full of all my private thoughts, which isn't really private because that's Emerld journal too…" I argued with him. "Believe what you want, I would order you back here in a week, but by that time last time the other guys had raped each other and killed themselves, be back here in tomorrow please." He said shortly before we left.

"What does that guy know!? If Faust was made up the pain wouldn't hurt so much!" Asked and explained Emerld while we were walking home. "Yeah, and I'm not gay." I said as I just had too.

By the time we got home we decided it was best to be cautious, for the slim chance that guy might be right. We decided we would stay away from our friends, and try to stay away from Faust the best we could. We snuck into our own house, and into Emerld's room, I had to stay in his room for fear Kaylee would be in mine. "What are we doing in here?" I asked him. "Why did we believe that guy, why did we even go to him!" I asked. "I don't know, but if they don't exist, then they shouldn't be out there right!?" He asked me. "I guess, but if they didn't exist before we still saw them right?" I replied. "Yes, but now we know that they aren't real, so we shouldn't still be seeing them." He explained. Afterwards we decided to go check out downstairs.

Once we got down there, he was right, absoloutly right. No one was there, no Chris, no Jack, no Kaylee, all of the stuff Faust had broken was really broken by us, the couch wasn't full of roofies, and the door was still knocked off the hinges from when we broke it on day 1. "I can't believe this, what could cause us to have gone this insane?" I asked Emerld. Then, before he could answer, all the lights went out, then once they came back on a giant floating Faust head was before us. We were terrified as it looked down upon us and then just smiled right threw the paper bag. The lights went off again, then came on but this time red, and there was an image of Mr. T's head floating by us mumbling "You dare insult Mr.T!" and "You need to stop terrorizing those guys!" He started glitching up, then the lights went off again. "COME ON FUAST THIS ISN'T FUNNY! STOP IT!" I screamed into the darkness. The lights came on again and the room was completely distorted, all the colors we fucked up, and most of our things had been bent into shapes that aren't even possible. I just sat cowering, but Emerld walked up to the light switch and flicked it off and on. Like that, the house was back to normal, well, it was still all broken up, but as normal as it was when we came downstairs. "OK, Faust is obviously fucking with us, he probably sent our friends out and he probably paid that guy to tell us that bullshit story about how Faust is in our minds." Emerld gave his theory. "I don't think so, the things Faust would do always freaked me out, but this time I was so scarred I thought I was going to vomit, I thought I was going to die!" I explained. "I hate the idea, but I think we are just insane! Those other guys probably saw the kinds of things we're seeing all week and that's why they killed themselves!" I explained to him. "Those other guys were just stupid, I'm not falling for Faust's tricks!" Emerld said as he stomped upstairs to his room.

I was alone most the rest of the day, it was so horrible, I was in my room and I kept seeing Chris, Jack, and Kaylee at random moments. First Kaylee walked into my room and asked where I had been all day, I was so happy I almost started to cry, but before I could say anything she faded away, she was never really there. I got freaked out and just laid down and tried not to think about it. Later on I kept hearing Chris's voice, stuff like "We're out of BBQ flavored cookies!" and "Yes! I do need both hands to play this game so I'm can't help you carry that refrigerator to my room!" and "I don't care if it's mine, I'm not helping!" kept ringing through my ears. Even after that I still didn't leave my room. It wasn't until I say Jack climb into my window that I got really creeped out. "JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!" I yelled at him as I grabbed for a petrified gerbil, but that never existed either, all I found in it's place was a real gerbil. I chucked it anyway. "Fine! I'll go play PSP with Emerld!" said Jack. "Wait! Your real!?" I asked as Jack climbed back into the window. "Of course man, why would I not be real?" He said.

After that I was so excited that I wasn't insane that I grabbed Jack by the wrist and ran to Emerld's room. I opened his door, but then fell to the ground as I saw Emerld already Talking to Jack. "Come on! Let's go tell Teepo that guy was full of shit!" emerld said before he turned around and saw the second Jack too. We both then looked at the Jack we were going to show the other, but neither were there, as they never were. We both just admitted to ourselves we were nuts and we would go see the psychiatrist again tomorrow, and went to bed.