A/N: Hey everyone! I hope that you are doing okay :) Thank you for all your great suggestions for Castiel, he appreciates it ;) Today's rule is from the awesome AW3SOM3! There are some hints of destiel in this one, and I'm sorry if you wanted more explicitness but I wanted to keep it fairly PG13 (or 15, if you're British like me.) Thanks for reading!

34. When going outdoors, you must wear clothes. (Sam Winchester)

Dean and Castiel had been drinking for most of the afternoon; the result of nothing else to do. Both men were soundly drunk after several beers and shots of whiskey.

At some point Dean had managed to coax Castiel into a game of truth or dare.

Castiel had just finished eating a quarter of a jar of jalapeños, as Dean had dared him to.

"What is the point of this game again?" Castiel asked after waiting for some heat to ware off.

"To humiliate each other" Dean slurred his response.

Castiel scoffed. "That's stupid" he said as he absentmindedly ate another jalapeno.

"Okay, my turn" Dean said impatiently as he tapped his hands on the table rhythmically.

"Truth or dare?"

"Dare!"

"Alright, I dare you to….go outside naked with my bees."

Dean frowned. "You mean like the time you showed up on my car?"

"Yes" Castiel nodded vigorously.

"Is there a particular reason you're trying to get me out of my clothes?"

"No. Nudity it something unexpected outdoors, right? Therefore, it's daring."

Dean squinted a little. "I don't think I like you getting to understand humans better."

"Do you have something to be ashamed of?" Castiel asked.

"Nope" Dean said with a smirk as he stood up. "Gimme your coat and close your eyes."

"Why do you want my coat?"

"Dude, I don't want you to see everything" Dean said indicating below his waist.

"No, I don't want your junk all over my coat" Castiel grimaced.

"Hey, you totally used junk right!" Dean said with a grin.

"Really? Awesome!" Castiel said impressed with himself. "You can just remove your clothes outside."

"Alright, but you can't look!"

"But how will I know if you've done it?"

"Hey, I am a man of my word" Dean said jabbing the table top with his finger. "And I'll probably be covered in bee stings…"

"Fine" Castiel said.

"Awesome. Let's go!" Dean said as he dramatically pointed up the stairs.

Sam knew that his brother and Castiel were up to something as soon as he heard the childish snickering coming from down the hall.

"What's going on?" he asked when they started to pass by him.

"Nothing that concerns you" Dean said as he started to lift his shirt over his head.

Sam's eyes widened. "What are you doing?" He sniffed the air and found the trail of alcoholic stench following behind them.

"I'm going out in my birthday suit" Dean said with a dopey grin, now with his shirt removed.

"No!" Sam exclaimed.

"I dared him to. He has to" Castiel claimed.

"No one will see me" Dean scoffed. "We're in the middle of nowhere!"

"Dean, don't you-"

"Sorry, Sammy!" Dean yelled over his shoulder as he started to run to the door, struggling out of his jeans as he did so.

Sam sat back in his chair with a groan.

"Please don't."

"No, I am gunna be at one with nature" Dean said, only in his boxers now.

Sam didn't want to know.

Just another note. I'm sorry if there are some days when I don't update. I really try to update every day but sometimes I'm either super busy (unlikely) or my anxiety hits me so hard I don't feel up to doing anything (much more likely. Unfortunately yesterday was one of those days.) I apologise for that, but do not worry, I am determined to write every rule you send me :)