36. Knitting

"What the hell are you doing?" Tony Stark eyed the demi-god suspiciously. Loki held two long purple instruments in his hands, and a ball of yarn between his legs. The god even had a strange little white sleeping cap and an apron on. And where the hell did he get a rocking chair?

"Knitting, dear. It's my most treasured hobby." Loki peered at Stark from over the top of his half-moon spectacles. "And don't curse, it's bad for oral hygiene."

After a few stunned moments Loki held up an extremely wadded up bunch of yarn for the other man to see "Socks. Do you think they'll fit me?"