Chapter 9

Takumi woke up, still in the warehouse. Moonlight shone through the hole. Face Nemesis stood over him. Takumi shot up. "It's a metal…" a leftover Nyaruko-slam poster then questioned, "Metal Gear!?" Before Takumi could acknowledge this Nyaruko-slam poster, Corrin dropped down from the hole in the ceiling. "My path is clear!" he shouted, and proceeded to rub Takumi's face. "Mm...mrgh….myrgh…" he mumbled, unable to actually speak due to the force with which Corrin was rubbing him. Eventually, Corrin stopped and Takumi was able to breathe. But before he could fully recover, a flash occurred around Corrin, and his face covered part of the screen that is reality. "You won't stop me!" Then, Corrin resumed rubbing Takumi, much to the latter's dismay. In fact, Takumi's eyes began to well up. Then, 8 more figures dropped down from the hole. Ness pointed at Corrin. "In the name of the moon, I will punish you! Moon tiara action!" Sailor Moon unleashed his-I mean, her Moon Tiara Boomerang Thing and threw it at Corrin. However, Corrin used his totally-not-bullshit Counter Surge, and KO'd Sailor Moon. As a side effect, the Counter also damaged Face Nemesis. Its sexy cockpit opened, and out fell...Fiora Kirby!

Fiora Kirby prepared to unleash her Mag Storm, but two more events interrupted her. First, Nyaruko-slam's corpse began to convulse, and her pool of blood began to flow back into her. As well, the Sailor Scouts' presence had purified the blood. Nyaruko-slam came back to life, but she was Nyaruko-slam no more-she had returned to her original form, Nyaruko-san! However, a figure emerged from the shadows. Lucina had never left the room! She raised the gun and riddled Nyaruko-san with bullets once more, just because she could this time and not as part of some deeply emotional scene. "Three times!" The bullets were also, conveniently(?) enough, tainted, and Nyaruko-san transformed back into Nyaruko-slam. Then, Shinji broke out of a crate. Lucina pointed the gun at him and then used her other hand to point at the now-empty Face Nemesis. "Shinji, get in the fricking robot!" Shinji quivered. "Noooooo! I am afraid!" "Shinji, you fricker!" Then, Gendo climbed out of the same crate. "Hey, Shinji, you'd better pilot it or I won't love you anymore!" "Father, you nEVER LOVED ME!" "Hueueueueueueue"

Then, Fiora Kirby stepped forward. "Hi! (If he can't do it, Takumei must do it!" poyo'd Fiora Kirby. Takumi lay there, crying like usual. Shinji looked at Takumi smugly. "Yes, let him do it."

Lucina and Gendo grabbed Takumi's arms, and slammed him into Face Nemesis' cockpit. Just then, the bootleg EVA-01 crashed down through the ceiling's hole, and King D-Sailor Uranus waddled over to it. "Nah, man, we don't need no crahbabeh! Ahll pilat dis here robot!" Takumi had lucked out, the little bitch. Suddenly, he was enveloped by a green light.