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(Buttercup POV)
Oh my Lord almighty from heaven above! This can NOT be happening!
I screeched in distress, throwing my hands up in the air. I could hear Bubbles and Blossom rapping on my door, begging to enter. I clutched my stomach tightly, breathing in deeply.
Finally in complete frustration, my door was kicked down. I turned to see my younger blond sister standing in front of it, in a fighting stance. I tend to forget how strong she actually was…especially if provoked.
She ran to me and grabbed my shoulders tightly, "TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW!"
I stood there rather still, unflinching. A normal human would have been dumbstruck at her appearance, but I was used to her panicking by now. She just stood there waiting for a reply, with wide, baby blue eyes. Blossom stood close by, waiting for my response to this outburst.
My right eyebrow slowly rose, "I nearly feel pity for the poor bloke, Abaddon, if this is how you would have treated him if we allowed it."
She glared at me, "Answer me! Are you…you know?"
It suddenly dawned on me what I had previously been so upset about, so I let out a pained wail.
Blossom and Bubbles led me to the bed, both rubbing my back soothingly.
"Oh dearest sister, I can't say I'm able to help you with this…" Blossom said almost pityingly.
Bubbles nodded, "If tis' anything I should be able to help you with, please inform me…alright?"
I stared at them, frowning, "What on earth are you people speaking of?"
"You are pregnant!" Bubbles said simply.
Blossom eyed me with her pink eyes, "You are pregnant, aren't you?"
I gasped, "I'M PREGNANT? WHEN WERE YOU ABOUT TO TELL ME THIS?"
I shot up from the bed in distress, and started pacing. My sisters stood up, frowning in confusion.
"What is wrong then?" Blossom asked.
"I'M PREGNANT!" I screamed. "I SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING! I-"
"BUTTERCUP!" Bubbles screeched. "Calm yourself! What did you believe was wrong before?"
"Oh that? I believed I was about to start PMS-ing at the table, and started to freak out," I said casually. "But now that you've planted the pregnant idea in my head, I think you may be right! I haven't had my period in over six weeks!"
"SIX?" Blossom screeched. "And you failed to figure this was wrong?"
"MY PERIOD IS ALWAYS OFF!" I screamed back. "So there. Happy now?"
"No," she said crossing her arms. "But we still have not tested to see if you really are pregnant, tis' only logical…"
"Blossom is right," Bubbles said. "I have helped many pregnant women in my days of healing people, and have mastered the art of X-raying to spot a fetus."
I made a face, "You make it sound rather revolting when tis' not…"
She stuck her tongue out before kneeling down to my stomach area, and I saw her eyes glow. Then she looked up at me while standing up, biting her lip.
"Well Buttercup…" she said. "You are pregnant."
I threw my hands up in the air and cried out, "OH GREAT! JUST GREAT!"
"Oh I have something else to add to that-"
I cut Bubbles off by fleeing the room once more, and sprinting off into the kitchen where my future husband was still eating without a care in the world. Oh the nerve!
Men…
I know right?
Once I made it there, with my sisters trailing behind me, I walked up behind Butch with a fuming expression. Boomer and Brick stared at me in mid-consumption of their food, and I just dared them to inform Butch of my presence. Then I did what nobody would expect me to do. I slowly reached out and covered his eyes, and in a sickly sweet voice spoke.
"Guess who."
Butch didn't realize how upset I was from my tone of voice, so he smirked, "Merlin?"
Then I let my anger show by pulling away my hands, and spinning his chair around. His smirked faded when he saw my deathly angry expression, and he frowned. I leaned down slowly to where our faces were merely inches away from each other; both of our eyes bore into one another's.
"You guessed wrong," I hissed.
He frowned, "What is troubling you?"
I barely heard Bubbles speak behind me, "Buttercup, I must tell you something-"
"What is troubling me?" I said in monotone.
Butch nearly flinched, but being the stubborn man he is, he was able to resist.
"I SHALL TELL YOU WHAT IS TROUBLING ME! THE NERVE OF YOU! OH THE NERVE!" I screeched angrily, not bothering to stop and think what I was saying. "TIS' YOU WHO HAVE DONE THIS TO ME! DAMN YOU BUTCH! DAMN YOU!"
He grabbed my arms, standing up, and frowned, "What on earth's name do you speak of?"
Then suddenly I broke down into shaky tears, falling into Butch's tight embrace. I let out harmonic wails and apparently, no matter how hard I tried, I could not stop them.
Butch looked up at Blossom and Bubbles for an explanation to my upset demeanor, but obtained none. I felt his hand caress my head, while the other held me close.
"What is wrong?" he asked softly, in a way I'd never heard him speak.
I took in deep, spasmodic breaths, with wide eyes. I clutched his shoulders tightly, shaking vigorously. I felt sick to my stomach, and I was not sure whether it was because I was pregnant, or if I was just upset.
"Buttercup," Bubbles whispered to me, so quiet even I could barely hear it. "I must tell you…"
I was barely listening, but the next few words she said made my heart skip a beat or five.
"You shall bear twins…"
Butch stared at me as I slowly turned to face Bubbles with wide eyes, with such a frightening expression it could scare off a million demons.
She slowly started to back away, and Boomer was at her side, "I tried to inform you…"
Then I let out a high pitched scream, so high I wasn't sure Bubbles would be able to hit it. Then I hit the table in frustration, breaking it in half.
"Oh so you've brought that up again have you?" I heard my father say. "You once threw temper tantrums so often we had to use a steel table…"
"Alright what in the Lord's name is going on?" Butch exclaimed in frustration.
"Tis' what I wish to know," Brick said frowning. "Blossom?"
Blossom turned red, "Oh…er…"
I was right in front of her in an instant, glaring at her with daggers, "Don't. You. Dare."
(Butch POV)
Buttercup was angrier than I'd ever seen her, almost near animalistic. Her hair was askew, and her eyes were glowing in a menacing way. If I didn't know her better, I'd say she was being possessed by some sort of demon…
Blossom was strong, and she would never back down in a fight if the situation demanded it. She was much like my brother when it came to leadership; bossy, but she always knew what was best for everyone. She would one day make a very wise Queen, of whom her people would serve happily. However when Buttercup stood in front of her looking like a wild banshee woman, she shrank many sizes.
I went over to her, and took her shoulders trying to pull her away from Blossom. She shook me off and glared at me ominously, looking like she would pounce on me any second (and not in a good way, mind you).
"Get your filthy hands off of me!" she hissed. "Tis' you who has placed this burden upon me!"
"Buttercup, tis' not entirely a bad thing…" Bubbles said slowly.
I would have thought Buttercup would have gone nuts at that, but instead she looked at her sister, and her expression softened. Suddenly she looked less like a rabid squirrel, and more like my Buttercup. She had a hard expression on her face, but deep down I knew she was probably falling apart before me.
"Buttercup…please…" I said trying to understand.
I really had NO idea what she was ranting on about, and it was killing me.
She looked at me, took in a breath, then let it out, "I'm pregnant."
I stared at her unmoving, trying to process her words.
Pregnant huh? Alright…she's pregnant. That's not too bad, is it? I mean she's only having a baby, which means I shall become a father-WAIT WHAT?
"P-pregnant?" I said slowly.
She nodded, before adding something that did not help matters, "…With twins."
"Pregnant with t-twins?" I said, my eyes shut.
"Butch…are you angry?" I heard the fear in my fiance's voice, which automatically had me without fear.
"No! Of course not!" I exclaimed. "Tis' wonderful! I shall be a father!"
I smiled wide, which had her smile back a very rare, genuine smile.
A guess a baby- or two- wouldn't be too bad…would it?
I hugged her tightly, and she hugged me back.
"We shall name them both Butch Jr.," I said simply.
Buttercup snorted, "And what if they are both girls?"
I thought for a moment, "Butchita, and Butchelle."
She laughed, before hugging me once more.
"Um…well…since this is a very happy occasion," Boomer said clearing his throat. "Bubbles and I shall be wed."
We all stared at them, "So are we."
Everyone gasped, before a celebration took place.
And then we all realized that we'd forgotten the presence of the King.
"Sorry sir, I'd forgotten you were there..."
