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~Jasper's POV~

Carlisle led me to a room, and I felt overwhelming emotion run over me. It was Alice all right, she was in pain, and she was scared, and confused, and she felt alone.

"Jasper…" I heard her soft voice whisper my name; I opened the door as quietly as non-humanly possible.

"Alice, I'm here." I whispered, walking over to her. She took in shallow breaths.

"Jazzy… you're okay." I chuckled.

"Of course I am. I was more worried about you." I ran my hand over her cheek, she sighed, relaxing.

"I'm sorry, Jasper. I'm sorry that I'm so weak, if I was stronger, then you wouldn't have to worry about me so much…" Alice began sobbing, my eyes widened. The monitor began beeping sped up, and then there was a long BEEEEEEEEEP noise. The door burst open, Carlisle ran in with some of the nurses following. They fired up the defibrillator and pressed it to Alice, her heart began beating again. I exhaled a breath I hadn't known I was holding.

"I'm guessing she's unstable?" Carlisle nodded.

"What happened?" He asked me. I shrugged.

"We were talking, then she began apologizing, and crying, and then this happened." I looked at Alice's face; she looked like a Vampire almost.

"I think you should maybe wait outside, Jasper." I nodded, beginning to walk out, when Alice's heart rate went up again. I walked back, and it went to a normal rate. Carlisle had an astonished look on his face.

"I think I should stay here." Carlisle nodded.

"KNOCK KNOCK!" I heard Rosalie's annoying voice, as she walked in.

~Kira's POV~

Jake had driven me to the Hospital, with Morgan and Seth in the back.

I turned around to look at the two, and I had to hold in an 'AWWW'. Morgan had her head rested on Seth's shoulder, sleeping, with Seth's head on hers. My phone buzzed. I quickly answered it.

"Hello?" I whispered into the phone.

"KIIIIIIIIIRRRAAAAAA!" I heard Paige yell into the phone, my eyes widened.

"Paige?" I asked, knowing it was her already.

"Kira! Embry broke up with me!" I nearly dropped the phone.

"HE WHAT?" I yelled, shocked. Seth and Morgan woke up, glaring at me. I smiled apologetically.

"Embry broke up with me, and what was worse, it was over the phone!" Jake parked the car, and looked at me, questioning what was going on.

"That little mother fucker!" I yelled.

"What the hell happened?" Jake took the phone from me, "Hello, this is Jake."

Jake put Paige on speaker.

"Can you and Kira pick me up?" Paige asked, sounding like a sad little kid.

"Pick you up? Where?" Jake asked, sounding as confused as I felt.

"The airport. My parents sent me to Forks, to talk it out with him." My eyes widened.

"Paige? Is that Paige?" Morgan asked, confused.

"Yeah, its Paige. Hey, Paige, when are you getting to Forks?" I grabbed the phone, and took it off speaker.

"Tomorrow morning. Early. My parents got the quickest flight they could find, which is… well, its 3 o'clock in the morning." I sighed.

"So, you'll be getting in what time, Forks time?" I asked, trying to calculate the time in my head.

"3 o'clock in the morning. Forks time."

"You've got to be kidding me. Are you parents TRYING to torture me? I am pregnant for CHRIST'S sake, and a pregnant woman needs her sleep! I don't think you want a mood swingy, tired, pregnant woman in your hands! " I hung my head.

"Probably, because you made me meet Embry." I nodded, that does sound like something they would do.

"See you at…" I said the last part through clenched teeth, "3 in the morning."

"Bring me Starbucks!" She said quite chirpily.

"No way in hell. I will be drinking 10 cups just so I can bring YOU home."

"But…. But… he broke up with me! Don't I DESERVE coffee?"

"No, you deserve a chance to kick him in the balls. Not coffee."

"Can we buy coffee, and dump it on him?" She asked, sounding innocent.

"No. That would be a waste of coffee. We need hot tea instead."

"Or a shock collar."

"NO! No way are you getting a shock collar!" Jake's eyes widened, and he chuckled, and began driving to La Push, where Morgan would get treatment.

"But, why?" Paige sounded pissed.

"Because my husband is a wolf, and saying I'd let you get and put a shock collar on Embry would be saying it would be okay if I got on and used it on Jake."

"You know I wouldn't mind if you did, if it was the right situation…" Jake said, wiggling his eyebrows.

"Jake, don't talk about your sexual fantasies while Paige is on the phone. I don't want to corrupt her mind." He grinned.

"EWWWWW! TO MUCH INFORMATION THERE!" I held the phone away from my ear, because when that girl screams, she sounds like she's trying to yell to god or something.

"See, Jake, we corrupted her mind." Morgan took the phone from me.

"Paige, don't worry, I'll make sure they don't make out in front of you." I tried to grab the phone from Morgan, but she was out of my reach.

"Yes, they make out all the time, even when they're asleep. I guess they don't need air." I growled.

"MORGAN! I SUGGEST YOU GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE, OR YOU WILL HAVE THE WRATH OF A PREGNANT KIRA AFTER YOU! AND BELIEVE ME, I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE, AND YOU WILL BE SORRY." Morgan stuck her tongue out at me.

"Bye, Paige, see you tomorrow." She hung up the phone, and handed it to me, with a smug smile on her face.

"Hi Paige!" Seth chimed in, making both Morgan and I look at him with confusion. Jacob began laughing.

"Seth, we hung up. Did you just figure out we were on the phone with her?" I asked. Seth blinked.

"Really?" I laughed, while Morgan rolled her eyes, playfully hitting his arm.

"Yes really, now shut up all of you, I'm trying to drive." Jacob said with a totally serious face, making me laugh more.

~Later that night, Alice's POV~

I was in a bad dream. I had to be. I was tossing and turning, but I couldn't move more then a few inches without something being pulled from my arm. I slowly opened my eyes, and I kept everything from trying to scream. Right above me was the face of… of…

James Wakefield. You may be wondering HOW I know what he looks like, but my Dad is a cop, he shows me pictures of people I should stay clear of.

"Hello, Alice." He said, his tone icy, snake like almost. I began hyperventilating, he smiled, and I saw fangs coming from his mouth. I closed my eyes tightly, and I felt a piercing pain. I screamed.

"ALICE!" I heard Jasper yell. I was shaking, feeling my arms being restricted.

"Jasper… JASPER! HELP! James is about to GET ME!" I yelled, when I felt a cold hand go over my mouth. I slowly opened my eyes. There was no James there, it was just Jasper. I looked down at my arms, they were being held down by Jasper.

"You were thrashing around, and you almost pulled a few IVs out of your arm." He looked down at me, "What were you dreaming about?" He looked so worried.

"I dreamed… I dreamed that James was here, and he was about to kill me." Jasper stroked my cheek.

"Don't worry Alice that was just a dream, he won't hurt you. I promise." I nodded, but deep down, I didn't know if I actually believed what he said to be true.

"Go back to sleep, you need your rest." I shook my head, I didn't want to go to sleep and then run into that dream again. Jasper sighed.

"Alice…" I knew what was coming next, I tried to find a way to block what he was going to do, but I was to weak. Jasper slowly lulled me to sleep.

What he didn't know was that, that wasn't the first time I've dreamed of that.

~Alice's dream~

I looked around, seeing a random yellow brick road… oh no. No way am I going to do a dream sequence as Dorothy.

"It's not a dream Oz sequence, don't worry." I heard someone say to me, I jumped, spinning around.

"Who's there?" I tried to sound brave.

"I am…" A girl walked out, with short choppy brown hair, like mine almost.

"Who are you?" I asked, very confused.

"I am… well, I am you." She smiled a wicked smile, "Well, I am you in another persons mind. You see, there aren't just werewolves and vampires, there are so many more things humans don't know. If you want to know what I mean, look up the Salem Witch Trials and look at the picture of the young girl who was one of the first people to be burned for being a witch." My eyes widened, what kind of medicine am I being given, ecstasy?

"Okay, I must be on some kind of happy pills, because this can't be real." I laughed, a very fake laugh.

"No, you're not. You and Rosalie have such a huge heritage that your father doesn't want you to know about, and your mother was sworn to secrecy. You need to find out, and help rid the world of the evil ones." She walked closer to me.

"The evil ones?" I asked, my voice raised an octave.

"Yes, the evil ones. The vampires…" A chill went up my spine, for some reason I knew that this wasn't a dream that I could control.

"Th-The Vampires? No, they aren't evil! Not all of them…" I looked at the ground.

"Really? I use to think so too, until I married one, and he drained me of my blood after I had a child. He just used me to get an heir." I shook my head, I couldn't believe what this figment of my imagination was telling me.

"Oh, you don't believe me? Well, big mistake for you kid." She pointed her hand at me, and mumbled a few words I couldn't understand.

"occidere adultus adverto aeger ac adulescens appositus aranea ac basium an ille erit mori an occidere an impetro a osculum a vobis"

Air started spiraling around me.

"What did you just do?" I yelled, seeing her smile evilly.

"You will see when the time comes. But, so you remember me…" I put her hand out again, and chanted some nonsense words.

"Fero misera ponit animal in dormiens me et iube habitant donec matrimonium intra te veniet dies" Something came out of her arm, and it was rushing toward me. I tried to scream, but it coiled around me, and it absorbed into me, I screamed but nothing came out. I felt myself drop to the ground, panting, tears coming from my eyes.

"Verum noveris parum dulces family Alicia et cognovimus quia tu es animo pythonissam sed obnubilatio Vampires sunt iudicii. Sciatis percutiamque vos postulo si et si obstiterit, parvulus, plurimum veritate cognoscere possis, ad familias vestras manu potentiae. Eris alter occidere Vampires, morieris conicere. Nunc quis vigilare et cum vigilaveris noverat nil erit eadem." I felt myself fall backwards. I felt something running through my bloodstream, I didn't know what it was, but I felt like I was being transformed, and I didn't like it.

"NO!" I yelled, but there was a high-pitched noise echoing around me, so I couldn't hear anything.

"JASPER!" I yelled.

"Alice!" I heard him yell, I opened my eyes seeing him stand there, but he wasn't talking to me. He was talking to the person calling me her so-called 'granddaughter'.

"Jasper, how did you get here?" She tried to act like me, but failed miserable. Jasper didn't notice though. She ran up to him, and hugged him, "Oh, Jasper, I was so scared."

Jasper's eyes hardened.

"Who are you, and where is Alice?" He pulled away from her. She glared at him.

"I am Alice."

"No you're not. You have different scents. You are not the girl I love."

"No? Well, A Vampire es fias hominum, sed sub te lunae monstrum iterum." Jasper didn't look at my relative, but looked around, trying to find me. He froze, looking at a little clearing that lead farther into the unknown, where someone was walking out.

"There you are, my little Alicia. Why did you run away?" He walked out, sunlight reflected off his skin like thousands of little diamonds. Alicia softened, and turned around, running to him.

"How… How are you here?" Jasper sounded pissed, I looked at his skin, seeing it wasn't pale white anymore, but a more tan color, like mine.

"Simple, Cullen, my first wife was Alicia Swan. Surprising isn't it?" I knew that voice, it sent a chill up my spine. It was James.

"Jasper…" I whispered under my breath, shaking. Jasper looked in my direction, and ran over to me.

"There you are." He hugged me; I hugged back, feeling his warm skin… wait, warm?

"Jasper, your skin… you're not pale white anymore." Jasper looked at his hands, "You're…"

"Human." Alicia finished my sentence, "He is human again." The way she said that made it sound like that wasn't the full story, but I didn't pry. She was restraining James from attacking me.

"Jasper, we need to go." I whispered to him. He picked me up bridal style.

"How do we leave?" He asked. Alicia looked at the ground, and mumbled a few more words, and our surroundings disappeared. When I opened my eyes again, we were in my room in the hospital, but I wasn't hooked up to any machinery.

"We're back…" I looked around, and sat on the bed. Jasper ran over to the mirror in my room, and looked in it.

"My skin… its normal. My hair, it's the same. My face, is…"

"The same face I fell in love with." I said subconsciously. He looked at me in the mirror, smiling.

"The same face you fell in love with?" I looked at him, noticing what I had said. I blushed.

"Why are you repeating what I said?" Yep, that was my AMAZING comeback. It was amazingly lame.

"Because he loves you too." I heard Rosalie say in a 'mushy' voice, "He loves you, and he knows your love is forbidden, because you have amnesia."

"What kind of bad soaps are you watching?" I laughed.

"Actually, I think her soap smells very nice." Emmett walked in after her, "And I think it's hot that she likes the smell of Old Spice deodorant." Rosalie smiled, and kissed him.

"Everyone likes the smell of Old Spice." I raised my eyebrows.

"This is the most random conversation ever."

"Not true. Alice, do you have a Water buffalo?" Emmett asked me.

"No, why?"

"Well… OOOOH EVERYBODIES GOT A WATER BUFFALO, YOURS IS FAST, BUT MINE IS SLOW, OH, EVERYBODIES GOT A WATER BUFFALOOOOOOOOOooooooooooo!" Rosalie slapped his arm.

"I don't have a water buffalo!"

"Oh, well… EVERYBODIES GOT A BABY KANGAROO, YOURS IS PINK BUT MINE IS BLUE…" Emmett began singing.

"Emmett, will you stop singing, and save our ears from bleeding?" Jasper sat next to me. That was when Rosalie and Emmett noticed that Jasper was different.

"Jasper…" Rosalie stomped up to him, and pulled him up by the collar on his shirt, "How did you do it? Tell me!" She shook him, he stayed calm, she began calming down at an amazingly quick speed. Jasper probably still has his powers.

"It's a long story." Jasper ran a hand through his hair.

"Try me, I have all eternity, and you did too a few minutes ago."

"Rosalie, I really think we should wait until later." I chimed in, not wanting to talk about it.

"Why? What do you know that I don't?" Rosalie looked angry.

"Well, I know my bra size, and you don't. I know… I know a lot of Forrest Gump quotes. I know… pi."

"What kind of pie?" Emmett licked his lips.

"Math pi."

"Eww, I hate that kind of pie." He crossed his arms.

Carlisle picked the perfect time to come into the room. He strolled in, and he nearly flipped out when he saw that I wasn't hooked up to anything anymore, but his face was priceless when he looked at Jasper.

"I didn't know that vampires could tan." Emmett said, totally not getting that Jasper wasn't a vampire anymore.

"I don't think they can." Carlisle grabbed one of the tubes that hooked up to me, I flinched away from it.

"No, I don't want those. I'm fine." I snuggled into Jasper. Carlisle looked like he wanted to try and change my mind, but I guess Jasper was giving him a look, so Carlisle sighed and put the tube down.

"If you have any pains…"

"I'll take care of it, Dad." Jasper put his arm around me. Carlisle nodded, and walked out, but not before staring at Jasper.

"You will explain later." He said, before shutting the door.

Rosalie's phone buzzed, she quickly answered it.

~Rosalie's POV~

"Hello?" I said into the phone.

"Rose?" I recognized the voice to be Kira's.

"Yeah, what's up?"

"Well, remember Paige?"

"Jacksonville Paige? Embry's girlfriend, Paige?"

"Yes, and no." My eyes widened.

"He didn't."

"He did. She's coming to Forks tomorrow, at… 3 in the morning." I smiled, Kira must be pissed at that.

"3 o'clock? Wow…" I said, amused.

"I don't want to wake up that early."

"You could just stay up all night, I bet Jake could help with that."

"ROSALIE! Remember I'm pregnant!"

"So? Tell me, what is your favorite position?" I teased her, "Oooh, let me guess, it's the Doggy position." I bet she was probably holding in a string of curses.

"No, actually, her favorite is the Doggy Paddle." I heard Jake say. My eyes widened.

"Thank you for telling me?" I don't think I can look at Kira the same again, "Oh, Kira, I have big news."

"Did you finally get Life Alert?"

"Yes, I bought it for you! Have you been wearing it? No, I didn't. Its that… well, Jasper isn't a Vampire anymore."

"Please tell me he doesn't think he's a werewolf."

"No, he is ACTUALLY not a Vampire anymore. Kira, he's a human again. He's a real boy!" I almost screamed into the phone.

"Since when am I Pinocchio?" Jasper asked, I looked at him, telling him to shut up. He was touching his nose, "My nose isn't bigger."

"Have you lied?" Alice asked him.

"No."

"That's why, now will you two shut up? I'm talking about positions with Kira!" Oops, I said the wrong thing.

"Positions?" Alice asked, totally confused. Uh-oh, have to think fast.

"Positions, like softball, you know, us Vampires love softball." Alice looked convinced, but Jasper on the other hand, didn't.

"Why aren't I in the conversation?" Emmett whined, also believing what I had said to be the truth.

"Because, Emmett, Rosalie's nose just grew." Emmett looked at my nose, I glared at him.

"Well, I have to go, Kira, bye!" I hung up, and glared at Jasper.

"Thanks." I said, my voice filling with sarcasm.

"For what? Jasper just called you big-nosed." Alice pointed to Jasper.

"I noticed." I said, calmly.

"Are you sure you did, over your big nose of lies?" Jasper said, I glared at him, and pounced. He swiftly moved away.

"You owe me for not killing you for that Jazzy, now tell me now. Why are you human?" Jasper stared at me, I calmed down, sitting down next to Alice.

"Well, I was in some kind of dream, I thought I was at least, and there was this girl who looked exactly like me. She said I was her granddaughter, and that we were witches or something…" Alice trailed off, looking at the ground.

"Are you okay Alice?" She nodded.

"Its just, I suddenly forgot everything that happened. Its like, I don't remember, I just remember… fog, and nothingness." She sounded like she was on drugs.

"What she said was the truth. I'll explain more later, okay?" Jasper stuck his hands in his pockets. I saw Emmett fidgeting around, trying to entertain himself.

"Emmett, what are you doing?" I asked, laughing at my monkey-man.

"I want to sing, but no one will sing with me." Jasper sighed.

"I will. What do you want to sing?" Emmett eyes began glittering.

"VEGGIE TALES! The Dance!" Emmett struck a pose looking like he was going to tango, "Of the Cucumber."

(A/N: Sorry, I just had too, I watched this and I thought of Emmett, so sorry)

Jasper rolled his eyes, but began talking.

"Emmett will be performing the traditional Argentinean ballad, 'The Dance of the Cucumber,' in its original Spanish. Jasper Cullen will translate." Alice clapped.

"Miren al pepino"

"Watch the cucumber"

"Miren como se mueve"

"See how he moves"

"Como un leon"

"Like a lion"

"Tras un raton."

"Chasing a mouse."

"Miren al pepino"

"Watch the cucumber"

"Sus suaves movimientos"

"Oh, how smooth his motion"

"Tal como mantequilla"

"Like butter"

"En un chango pelon."

"On a ... bald monkey."

"Miren al pepino"

"Look at the cucumber"

"Los vegetales"

"All the vegetables"

"Envidian a su amigo"

"Envy their friend"

"Como el quieren bialar"

"Wishing to dance as he"

"Pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin, pepino bailarin"

"Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber"

"Baila, baila, ya!"

"Dance, dance, yeah!"

"Miren al tomate"

"Look at the tomato"

"No es triste?"

"Isn't it sad?"

"El no puede bailar."

"He can't dance."

"!Pobre tomate!"

"Poor tomato!"

"El deberia poder bailar"

"He wishes he could dance"

"Como el pepino"

"Like the cucumber"

"Libre y suavemente."

"Free and smooth."

"Pero el no puede danzar."

"But he can't ... Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I can't dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louie's polka party? Didn't you see me dancing at Uncle Louie's polka party?"

"No comprendo."

"No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'!"

"Escuchen el pepino"

"Listen to the cucumber"

"Oigan su voz fuerte"

"Hear his strong voice"

"Como un leon"

"Like a lion"

"Listo a devorar."

"About to eat."

"Escuchen al pepino"

"Listen to the cucubmer"

"Que dulce as su canto"

"Oh how sweet his voice"

"La voz de su garganta perece un triar."

"The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies."

"Escuchen al pepino"

"Listen to the cucumber"

"Los vegetales"

"All the vegetables"

"Envidian a su amigo"

"Envy their friend"

"Como el quieren cantar."

"Wishing to sing as he."

"Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador"

"Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber"

"Canta, canta, ya!"

"Sing, sing, yeah!"

"Escuchen al tomate"

"Listen to the tomato"

"?No es triste?"

"Isn't it sad?"

"El no puede cantar."

"He can't sing."

"Pobre tomate."

"Poor tomato."

"El deberia poder cantar"

"He wishes he could sing"

"Fuerte y ducle como el pepino"

"Strong and sweet like the cucumber"

"Pero no puede ..."

"But he can't ..."

"!Ni siquiera da un silbido!"

"Can't even ... whistle! All right! That's it Senor! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!"

"Adios, amigos!"

"This has been Silly Songs With Emmett. Tune in next time to hear Emmett sing ..."

"Jasper is really angry! I hope he doesn't catch me! It's so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!"

By the end of that I was laughing, and it felt good, I haven't laughed this much in a long time.

Sorry that it was random, and made no sense. Sorry if it sucked. I had an idea, and went with it, and the Veggie Tales is a joke because I watched that Veggie Tales movie, and I thought of them. Sorry if it sucked, the next chapter will be better.

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