Soundwave Meets the Internet
Megatron looked around cautiously, observing his surroundings with a detailed optic. So far, no one was around. That was good.
He made sure the doors were locked and to block all comlink systems, except the emergency frequencies.
After checking to see if the coast was clear, he pulled a small metal box from the closet and placed on one of his tables. Taking another quick look around just to be safe, he extracted the object inside: A portable boom box.
Chuckling with more glee than evil, he carefully placed it down and pressed a few buttons to play his all time favorite track. If the other cons were to find out about Megatron's secret hobby, he would lose all the respect he had gain over the centuries, but it was worth the risk.
What the other Decepticons didn't know was that before the war, Megatron wasn't always a gladiator, it was actually a side job to look intimating.
What the War Lord actually did was something no one would ever suspect, not even Optimus Prime knew of this secret love.
Quick, Japanese hip-hop music blasted into the air, filling it to the brim with its hyper rhythm.
He thrust one servo into the air, pointing at the sky, before jumping to the beat of the techno song. Waving his servos and skipping from one leg to the other, the mech was soon dancing like an Asian school girl.
The beat was so exhilarating; he almost lost balance at one point but was quick to regain composure. He shook and dance to his spark's content. It didn't matter what the girl singing was saying, Megatron was in love with this song. 'Gravity=Reality'. So intense and yet so beautiful!
He closed his eyes let his body move on its own, with no more distractions. Shaking and moving as he pleased. He pumped his servo and kicked his legs, spinning around and winking at an invivisble camera. When the song got to the best part, he couldn't help but shoot with his plasma gun.
He pumped his legs to kick his aft. Sparkles surrounded him, like dancing stars, as the room was programmed.
When the song fell into a soft beat for only a few seconds, Megatron relaxed. It started to pick up and the mech was surrounded by beautiful sparkles of dark Energon, filling his very being and the room with glorious excitement and happiness.
He couldn't stop this, even if someone was to walk in the room and see him, he didn't care, he couldn't stop now, his body had a mind of its own at this point.
Speaking of someone walking into the room; that actually happened, but he did not announce his presents. Instead, the mech slid into the darkest corner of Megatron's room, recording the event to the very end.
Underneath his mask, Soundwave smirked. 'I guess I won't have to own that seeker anything anymore once he gets a load of this.' It took every all of his will power not to laugh. Even if Megatron found out that Starscream had the tape, there was no way he would suspect his most loyal to be at fault.
Starscream was a liar after all. It was a win, win situation.
AN: So I hope you like this. :D It was hilarious to write XD. Anyways this idea came from 'igeegeei.' Thank you! The video, if you guys want to see Megatron dance like a school girl, is called 'MMD Gravity=Reality Megatron.' You'll know it when you see it XD.
Also the last chapter with that involved Steve Irwin that idea came from 'Warzonebeta'. Sorry I didn't mention you in the author notes last time. I was in a hurry. Anyways, thank you guys for everything! Love you all and I hope you enjoy my story :D
As always I own nothing! You guys are awesome and I hope I can read more suggestions from you soon :D