Yes! Aland is back, yo! Thank you for returning, Monster Who Lives Under My Bed!
Hej Amerika!
I'm not hiding... But I'm not very social. Actually, the only ones that have
or had something to do with me is the Nordics, the Baltics and, ugh, Russia.
Living with him has that effect...
Well, uh... Only that you are a Superpower and have something to do with most
things that happens nowadays. And you do seem cool. And I'm also blond. And
have blue eyes. And glasses (More things in common, yay!). I'm 175 cm tall,
wich is, um... About 5'10. And I tried a McDonalds burger, and it was really
good! A shame that I don't have very many of those.
Uh, it's not that big. I don't even know if you dislike him anymore! Perhaps I
shouldn't tell you?
From across the Atlantic Ocean
Hanna-Maria Oxenstierna
Åland
Hanna,
Dude, that like, totally sucks! Why don't you try branching out? Living with that Commie isn't good for you under any circumstances, you should totally come visit the Hero! Then you'll see how awesome the world is and you'll be more cheerful than even Italy!
Oh crap, that's all you know about the awesome United States of America? That's totally not awesome! Let's see, I already told you what I looked like... And you know that I'm pretty much in charge of the world, which is totally true, so let's see... Oh, why don't you just visit, like I already suggested! Then I can give you a whole tour of my place, and you can meet all my states! There's fifty of them, in case you didn't know!
Oh, are you saying you hate the Commie too? AWESOME! That instantly gives you like, 60 awesome points on the Awesome Scale! Keep being awesome and maybe you'll reach a hundred just like...Mattie...I'm only 99.999999999...curse you, Toronto~~~
Alfred "Depressed" Jones
United States of Fucking Awesome America!
C'mon guys! Lets see more states! More countries! You can all do it! I know you can!