I do not own One Piece. Eiichiro Oda does.
Usopp, if you please...
Usopp presses the apex of the tone dial.
Tone Dial: in a mother's voice Sweetheart, get up and brush your teeth. It's time for reviews!
Now, another new reviewer comes in. Your attention to the oncoming ship. points in a direction
Straw Hats: ? look in the direction MG's pointing
(A black ship sail close by the Thousand Sunny. The figure head of the ship was a wicked black dragon, looking it could come to life, ready to attack the Sunny. Without warn a roar came out from the other side of ship. Then a black hair man came falling straight down, hitting the deck of Mugiwara, head first.)
Black-Haired Man: ...ORO...(he said as his face look dizzy and slowly got on his feet. He shake his head and yelled out) Stupid Pterodactyl! Next time you get in my way, I'll turn you to ashes.
Usopp, Chopper: gulp Scary...
MG: That, Straw Hats, is our new reviewer.
Black-Haired Man: (He turn and smile slightly as he look at the crew) Hey there...I'm Malchior...or Mal if you wish...sorry for hitting your ship like that. It wasn't my fault as you can't already tell, but sences I'm already here. (walk up toward Robin and bow slightly) I would like to ask you each a question, starting with this beautiful flower.
Sanji: Oi, OI! Knock it off! Kuso-dragon...
Robin chuckles
Ms. Robin I would like to know if you ever hear of Susa-No-Wo?
Robin: No, actually. What is it?
Sanji: IT BETTER NOT BE ANYTHING PERVERTED!
Malchior: (He smile as he move to Nami and shut his eyes)
Now for you, Ms. Nami. Would you do anything for treasure?
Nami: I won't do anything perverted, if that's what you mean.
Malchior: (He chuckle to himself as he move onto Chopper)
Hello there, little guy. Would you like something sweet?
(He ask as he pull out a small cherry flavor sucker)
Chopper: WOW! Thanks! takes the sucker from Malchior and starts eating it
Usopp: Hm, maybe he's not as bad as I thought...
Malchior: (He then pass Usopp, humming "I Got No Strings"...
Usopp: stress mark Hey!
Malchior: ...and then stop infroth of Sanji)
So tell me, Who the h--- started that stupid rumor about you and grass stain?(point at Zoro)
Zoro: stress mark NANI!?
Sanji: confused look What rumor?
MG whispers rumor in Sanji's ear
Sanji: WHAT!?
MG: Well, I don't think Sanji knows who started that rumor.
Sanji: IF IT'S A MAN, I'LL KICK HIS S----Y A--!
MG: And if it was a woman?
Sanji: Then that's gonna be a problem...
Malchior: (He the walk toward Franky and showing a bit of calm face.) I wonder...
Franky: What?
Malchior: (He stare at him and then without warning, open up Franky's fridge...
Franky: Hey, wh-what--?
Malchior: ...and quickly pull out the cola and then put in three bottles of rum, think that he might change into some sort of Caribbean.)
Franky: hair changes into dreadlocks, gets a Jamaican accent 'Ey, mon, how about a game of limbo? snaps out of it OI! tosses bottles of rum at Malchior WHO THE H--- SAYS "MON"!?
Malchior: (He walk toward Zoro and smile some as he look at him and then sigh as he shut his eyes) How do you wake this guy up? (he ask as turn to the others, waiting for the answer)
Nami: Usually, I wake him up like this. walks over to Zoro and punches him over the head WAKE UP!
Zoro: glares You know there are better ways to wake me up.
Malchior: (He roll his eyes and walk over to Luffy and whisper in to his ears) What if you found One Piece but you found out it was nothing more then a swim suit?
Luffy: Oh, it won't. I just know it. grins
Malchior: (He then got on to the railing as he smirk) See you next time, Mugiwara(he the jump off to the black ship and smirk to himself) Next time I meet them, I'll ask grass stain that question.
MG, Luffy, Usopp, Chopper: ADIOS!