Dipper Braves Weirdmageddon

Part of The Cowardly Christians Shake up the Falls challenge

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The Paranormal Investigation Team left the following morning for their destination of Piedmont California. Everyone made sure that everything was packed up from the campsite and nothing was left behind. Ford Pulled the RV out of the campsite and drove towards California. The ride was long and boring until Mabel called.

"Hey Mabel. Hold up I'm gonna put you on Speakerphone." Dipper said before changing the setting.

'Hey guys! How'd you do?'

"We found a Skinwalker!" Wendy said happily.

'That is so cool! Are they scary?'

"You have no idea Mabel." Pacifica said a little shooken up.

'What's your deal? Get kidnapped?'

"Yes actually." Pacifica said bluntly.

'OH MY GOD! Paz I'm so sorry!'

"Mabel, we saved her, she's safe. It's alright." Tyrone replied for Pacifica. "The Skinwalkers dead too."

"How are you and Dean?" Dipper asked.

'He's really nice. Took me to see a nice movie the day you guys left.'

"Good to know I don't need to break any fingers." Dipper said.

'And you guys coming back early is great Stans getting ready for this years Mystery Fair!'

"You can't bring Waddles with you this time. You might be mistaken for a thief. And Dippers winning me prizes this time!" Wendy said giving Dipper a little shove.

"Yeah sorry about last year Wendy... Can I still be your maid of honor?'

"We aren't engaged yet Mabel!" Wendy lied to her over the phone.

'I still call dibs!'

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Due to some traffic hold ups Ford arrived with the RV at 10:30 at night and just parked the RV in front of the Pines home letting everyone sleep before going inside the next day. And boy howdy was it every a surprise.

"Kids! We have a surprise for you!" Alex said opening the door for their guests.

"Hi mom it's great to see you- WHOA!" Dipper said coming into his house.

What he saw was certainly surprising. The floors were stripped of the carpet and the Dishwasher was broken and removed from the hole it's usually in. Clearly some of the news they had for Dipper was that the house needed some serious repairs but the biggest surprise was that his mother was not what she looked like at Christmas.

"Surprise Mason! I'm pregnant!"

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End of Chapter 36. Please review and spread the word.